Topic: Make your own emo band name and win my laughter (Read 38554 times)

Everest · « **Reply #50 on:** 26 Aug 2005, 06:17 »

Quote from: elcapitan

Quote from: The Neko
kissmet

I feel like I'm going to be laughed at for this, but Kissmet could work as a band name.

It's taken, and sad enough for me, by a Belgian metal band.

http://users.skynet.be/kismet/

I'm guessing they suck.

For the win: My Everdying November Love.

Praeserpium Machinarum · « **Reply #51 on:** 26 Aug 2005, 06:19 »

EyeCry
Fugue of Amnesia
The Carbines
Humourless Frozen Goodbye!
Mugmee(alternatively Mockmee)
Spoil the Child
Zeppelin Bulk(preferably they would all be obese)
Hardtack(mainly because it sounds a bit like Heart attack)
The Nameless(both a lie and pretentious)
Picnic in Gulag(with a slogan saying "Gulag is a picnic next to my heartache)
Public Feces

I would have said the Loveless but it's taken.

Merkava · « **Reply #52 on:** 26 Aug 2005, 08:06 »

Bleeding Heart
Joy Division (jk, jk)
The Damned
No Embrace
In My Little Prison
At the Arcade
The World is Gone
Taken For Granted

Saturday · « **Reply #53 on:** 26 Aug 2005, 08:19 »

the pain is not enough.

worst name ever.

also 'pictures of her', which is also a reference to the cure.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #54 on:** 26 Aug 2005, 08:41 »

'Sadness is the Key That Frees Our Tears From Eye-Jail'

Yes, I'm nicking it from The Horn-Rim Jobs* song 'Alices Livejournal', but it's fucking brilliant.

*Best 'emo' band ever. Period. They have the PAIN! and the VISION!

Sythe · « **Reply #55 on:** 26 Aug 2005, 09:48 »

Growly metal-type metal

"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ARGROARRRRRRR!"

EvilDeathBee · « **Reply #56 on:** 26 Aug 2005, 10:55 »

What about "Reason for fear" or "Two pills are not enough"

trolley · « **Reply #57 on:** 26 Aug 2005, 12:34 »

Sidekick to Saturday.

Not the most "wacky" name, but I had to explain to my (less socially aware) buddies yesterday why that was possibly the worst name they could come up with for their band and thoroughly dissuade them from using it.

Hostile · « **Reply #58 on:** 26 Aug 2005, 13:12 »

We Were Raped As Infants.

Sythe · « **Reply #59 on:** 26 Aug 2005, 13:29 »

The Opaque Dawn In El Paso

La Creme · « **Reply #60 on:** 26 Aug 2005, 13:36 »

The Lost and Not Found

Kai · « **Reply #61 on:** 26 Aug 2005, 19:36 »

Livejournal Kicked Us Out For Being Totally Fucking Emo

mee-kay-la · « **Reply #62 on:** 26 Aug 2005, 19:38 »

Tears of Broken Fridays.

edwartica · « **Reply #63 on:** 26 Aug 2005, 23:53 »

junciton of an ugly truth.

practicality · « **Reply #64 on:** 27 Aug 2005, 00:28 »

Unborn Children of Yesterday.

If I get a prize, I respectfully demand that the prize be pancakes.

Praeserpium Machinarum · « **Reply #65 on:** 27 Aug 2005, 02:32 »

Stillborn Ethiopians

FuneralCateringService · « **Reply #66 on:** 27 Aug 2005, 03:50 »

Some friends of mine wanted to start a band called "I Could Care Less"...argh.

static_cult · « **Reply #67 on:** 27 Aug 2005, 08:08 »

okay. generic metalcore:

"In Her Dying Arms"

generic emo:

Sooner Than Now

Valrus · « **Reply #68 on:** 27 Aug 2005, 15:15 »

Quote from: Kai

Livejournal Kicked Us Out For Being Totally Fucking Emo

This one made me actually, physically laugh out loud.

La Creme · « **Reply #69 on:** 27 Aug 2005, 15:42 »

The Worthless Fucking Failures

Merkava · « **Reply #70 on:** 27 Aug 2005, 21:50 »

Girls Jeans and the Neverending Melancholy

SeÑor Duarte · « **Reply #71 on:** 28 Aug 2005, 02:29 »

Dang, you beat me to the girl jeans reference.

My band name would be Bitchpants.

Bob · « **Reply #72 on:** 28 Aug 2005, 02:32 »

Singing Sweet nothing

CoinOperatedGirl · « **Reply #73 on:** 28 Aug 2005, 03:40 »

Down the Road

or

Down the Road, Not Across the Street

ForteBass · « **Reply #74 on:** 28 Aug 2005, 05:01 »

I actually know a guy who called his band "These Autumn Years"

ASturge · « **Reply #75 on:** 28 Aug 2005, 05:08 »

Did you attack him with a barge pole?

ForteBass · « **Reply #76 on:** 28 Aug 2005, 05:12 »

No, but I sack-tapped him. Does that count?

ASturge · « **Reply #77 on:** 28 Aug 2005, 05:16 »

It sure does!

TrueNeutral · « **Reply #78 on:** 28 Aug 2005, 08:06 »

Hell in Your Eyes - Screamo.

Crows in the Willow - Emo.

And judging by the earlier discussion, I hope no one silently(or loudly) judges me for currently listening to something as nu-metal as the Queen of the Damned soundtrack. Angst is good for the soul.

moshfear · « **Reply #79 on:** 28 Aug 2005, 21:11 »

The Lost And Not Found totally should win, props hombre.

I think...
The Sad Beggining
My Unhappy Ending
The BlackHearts
x.:hurtbled:.x
I Don't Really Need These Glasses To See, But I Think They Look Cool.
The Ghost of Our Love.
Endless Remorse.
I'm sad, I want to die.

Trollstormur · « **Reply #80 on:** 28 Aug 2005, 21:23 »

Ruby Ridge and The North Idaho Compound

La Creme · « **Reply #81 on:** 29 Aug 2005, 01:28 »

The Fucked
The Doomed
The Might-as-well-be-dead-alreadies.
and
The Curse-Lived Winterchildren Of Autumn's Envy

Kid Modernist · « **Reply #82 on:** 29 Aug 2005, 02:51 »

The Tears of my Soul

TheCourtJester · « **Reply #83 on:** 29 Aug 2005, 03:42 »

Quote from: Gryff

An Open-Faced Club Sandwich of Despair

For some reason I'm laughing my ass off at that one...

Actually, this whole fuckin thread is hilarious.

One of my friends and I came up with the name "Weiner tears of shame" and had our first three album names. I remember one was "Bulges and Eyeliner." Bulges because way too many emo kids wear odd-fitting jeans and teh zippers always fold up and look like a bulge int eh crotch...and eyeliner is self-explanitory. Coming up with this shit sends us into uncontrollable fits of laughing.

Names I've thought of:
Dank Doomy Depths
The Bamboozled (I think I was drunk when I wrote that one down)
Unfettered Darkness

...and other titles that make NO sense when I'm sober...

Praeserpium Machinarum · « **Reply #84 on:** 29 Aug 2005, 08:37 »

Another Hobo Teenage Wet Dream(shortened to AHTWD of course since that makes the name more awesome...for some reason.)

.Kate. · « **Reply #85 on:** 29 Aug 2005, 12:03 »

I named my friends band Swimming In September. There is also broken hearts and new addictions.

soak · « **Reply #86 on:** 04 Sep 2005, 17:32 »

post removed due to unesscessary lameness

Sythe · « **Reply #87 on:** 04 Sep 2005, 21:18 »

What Would Emokids Do? (Besides bitch, moan, and cry)

ED: Wait, it sounds more like a song my cousin's ska band would put out...

Luke · « **Reply #88 on:** 04 Sep 2005, 23:22 »

Quote from: Kai

Livejournal Kicked Us Out For Being Totally Fucking Emo

Dude. Awesome.

practicality · « **Reply #89 on:** 04 Sep 2005, 23:51 »

The Painless Agony. Everyone would think of their music as agonizing pain, though. But that will only fuel their emo-ness to write more songs, which creates a never ending cycle of pain and horrible music.

Everest · « **Reply #90 on:** 05 Sep 2005, 04:51 »

Hey isn't that off-topic? We weren't asked to describe hell!

.Kate. · « **Reply #91 on:** 05 Sep 2005, 07:10 »

All For Sarah

Praeserpium Machinarum · « **Reply #92 on:** 05 Sep 2005, 07:24 »

The Dudes Looking Like Ladies(from the Aerosmith song, aiiii!)

thrashbluegrass · « **Reply #93 on:** 05 Sep 2005, 13:06 »

some permutation of "the saddest day(s) in the history of the world":

"the saddest day in November"
"the saddest day in the history of days"
"the saddest history is yet to day"
"the saddest November in the history of days"
"the Septemberest November in the days of December"

Merkava · « **Reply #94 on:** 05 Sep 2005, 13:07 »

Quote from: soak

post removed due to unesscessary lameness

win.

mediocrity_wire · « **Reply #95 on:** 05 Sep 2005, 13:15 »

We Stand Emotional

KharBevNor · « **Reply #96 on:** 05 Sep 2005, 14:28 »

'I Am totally bereaved because this thread caused the other much more awesome thread in which we did this but with lots of genres and made up the bands histories as well to die, and that thread wailed upon this one with much ninja might.'

The Thief · « **Reply #97 on:** 06 Sep 2005, 17:25 »

The Ides of March.

Fucking Shakespeare thieves.

Cap'n Spoonie · « **Reply #98 on:** 07 Sep 2005, 15:20 »

"Never Knows Best"

Kai · « **Reply #99 on:** 07 Sep 2005, 15:54 »

NO! NO EMO GAMES BASED OFF OF SLOGANS FROM FLCL THAT DO NOT MAKE SENSE! BAD! BAD!

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

Author Topic: Make your own emo band name and win my laughter (Read 38554 times)

Everest

Praeserpium Machinarum

Merkava

Saturday

EvilDeathBee

trolley

Hostile

La Creme

mee-kay-la

edwartica

practicality

Praeserpium Machinarum

FuneralCateringService

static_cult

La Creme

Merkava

SeÑor Duarte

Bob

CoinOperatedGirl

ASturge

ASturge

TrueNeutral

moshfear

La Creme

Kid Modernist

Praeserpium Machinarum

.Kate.

soak

Luke

practicality

Everest

.Kate.

Praeserpium Machinarum

thrashbluegrass

Merkava

mediocrity_wire

The Thief

Cap'n Spoonie