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The band that can't play anything

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KharBevNor:
I wish I knew a drummer who liked good music. I could rope in a lead guitarist, and maybe a bassist who would be game, but it ain't gonna happen. My dream is to start a band with an innocuous name, rope ourselves in for one of the local 'music obesity' gigs along with a load of generic emo and pop punk bands, sit through a few rounds of Used, Blink 182 and My Chemical Romance covers, then get up on stage, turn every available dial to 10 or hopefully more, and then rip through a set of low fi black metal covers. This mainly stems from a desire to scream the lyrics to 'Deathcrush' at all the local scene kids.

But even that ain't gonna happen, and I WANT to start a serious band.

Kai:
There's one solution to your problem: BUILD ROBOTS. They can play your instruments for you.


Also: As much as I love Les Claypool and Primus and whatnot, Bass slap really seriously needs to stop. Unless, you know, you can actually play. then put it to a minimum. Please.

KharBevNor:

--- Quote from: Kai ---There's one solution to your problem: BUILD ROBOTS. They can play your instruments for you.
--- End quote ---


Too unoriginal.

sp2:
Jawbreaker cover band.

I'm not sure if this is a good idea or a really bad one.

La Creme:
Hey, Bob McBob, eat shit and die!

It's not genius Les' fault people are fucking tools and can't come up with their own damn style.

Plus, Vick was slapping like a motherfucker way before Les. Plus he's the undisputed champion of slap: http://www.victorwooten.com/

*EDIT* Go to the lessons and watch the video segment of Classical Thump. Note that he only uses two fucking fingers.

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