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« on: 04 Sep 2005, 21:25 »
I think this was inspired by a web comic but I can't remember which one (Joe and Monkey?).

Anyhoo, here is my ultimate band line up -

Drums - Phil Selway - Radiohead
Bass - Jeordie White - Marilyn Manson / A Perfect Circle / N.I.N.
Rhythm Guitar - James Iha - Smashing Pumpkins
Lead Guitar - Joey Santiago - Pixies
Vocals - Bjork
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La Creme

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« Reply #1 on: 04 Sep 2005, 22:49 »
Ultra-best Avant/Prog band:

Lead Vocals: {some songs} Andi Deris (Helloween) {some songs} Mike Patton (Mr. Bungle, Fantomas [among others]) {and others still} Dave Brocky (aka. Oderus Urungus of GWAR)
Backing Vocals/Sound Effects/Song writer: Mike Patton (See above...)
Lead Guitar: John Petrucci (Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment) {and occasionally} Al Pitrelli (Ex?-Megadeath, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Savatage)
Rhythm Guitar: Trey Spurance (Mr. Bungle, Secret Cheifs 3)
Keys: Derek Sherinian (Ex-Dream Theater, Planet X)
Horns: Clinton "Bar" McKinnon (Mr. Bungle) and Ara Anderson (several Tom Waits recordings and Tin Hat Trio)
Assorted Strings: Carla Kihlstedt (Tin Hat Trio, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum)
Bass: Michael Lupond (Symphony X)
Drums: Mike Portnoy (Dream Theater, Transatlantic, Liquid Tension Experiment) {and occasionaly} Dave Lombardo (Slayer, Fantomas)

Yeah. That would be the greatest.
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« Reply #2 on: 05 Sep 2005, 01:10 »
Basically, The New Pornographers.
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« Reply #3 on: 05 Sep 2005, 05:14 »
Basically, Dave Grohl.
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« Reply #4 on: 05 Sep 2005, 05:33 »
I swear if I just made up band and artist names you guys wouldn't notice.
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« Reply #5 on: 05 Sep 2005, 09:36 »
While I have to say that my dream band is Under Byen, I might make one of those boring obvious ones ;)

Name: Stop Making Sense
genre: fucked-up...eh core
Only plays liveshows, but bootlegging is encouraged.

drums: Dave Grohl(If all he ever did was playing drums like on Songs for the Deaf, he is clearly wasting his time in Foo Fighters if you ask me)
bass: Flea? Or the guy from Rage Against the Machine
programming: Stewart from Xiu Xiu
rthythm geetar: Lee Renaldo(Sonic Youth)
lead geetar: Jonny Greenwood(Radiohead)
acoustic geetar: Devendra Banhart or one from the Gipsy Kings
disney strings: Danny Elfman
percussion: Safri Duo(say what you will about their trite eurodance, but those guys can play percussion)
Pan pipes and punchbag: Gheorghe Zamfir(he could make the pan rock if he had balls)
vocals: Tori Amos, PJ Harvey and Björk in tongues.

Enough artistic ego to cause a second big bang :)
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« Reply #6 on: 05 Sep 2005, 10:22 »
I'm sure I've done this countless amounts of times...

Vocals + Guitar 1 : Dave Gilmour (Pink Floyd)

Guitar 2 : Jimmy Page (Led Zeppelin)

Bass 1 : John Entwhistle (The Who)

Bass 2 + Backing Vocals : Greg Lake (King Crimson/ELP/Asia)

Drums 1 : Carl Palmer (The Crazy World Of Arthur Brown/Atomic Rooster/ELP/Asia)

Drums 2 : Keith Moon (The Who)

Female Backing Vocals : Clare Torry (Session)

Saxophone : Dick Parry (Session/Pink Floyd)

Keyboards, Organ etc 1 : Rick Wakeman (The Strawbs/Yes)

Keyboards, Organ etc 2 : Keith Emerson (The Nice/ELP)
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« Reply #7 on: 05 Sep 2005, 10:33 »
Ultimate heavy metal band:

Lead Guitar: Michael Amott (Arch Enemy/Candlemass)
Lead Vocals: Rob Halford (Judas Priest)
Backing vocals: Piotr Wawrzeniuk (Therion)
Rhythm Guitar, Keys (for intros and whatnot): Dan Swano (Edge of Sanity)
Second lead guitar: Herman Li (DragonForce)
Bass: Lemmy (Motorhead)
Drums: Jan Axel 'Hellhammer' Blomberg (Mayhem, etc.)

This band would basically just call itself 'Metal'. After they released their first album, everyone else in the genre would give up and write books about how awesome the eighties were.

Ultra-sick band for people with pseudonyms:


Vocals: Animal (The Anti-Nowhere League)
Bass and vocals: Nattefrost (Carpathian Forest)
Lead Guitar: Fornicus 'Fuckmouth' McFlappy (Crotchduster)
Rhythm guitar and backing vocals: Seth Putnam (Anal Cunt)
Drums: The Soviet Drum Horror (Overlord)

They would be incredible. Unfortunately, they would all be arrested after their first show for sodomising underage Ukrainian prostitutes on stage, vomiting on the audience, smashing the clubs PA, setting fire to the DJ and causing a full-scale riot. I think they'd probably be called 'Cunt'.
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« Reply #8 on: 05 Sep 2005, 10:43 »
Drums : Satan
Bass: Jah Wobble from PIL
Guitar: Joey Santiago
Guitar2: Lee Ranaldo
Vocals: Jamie Stewart from Xiu Xiu AND Will Oldham for quiet ambient moments.
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Merkava

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« Reply #9 on: 05 Sep 2005, 11:12 »
Drums: Joe Easley
Bass: Joe Axleton
Guitar/Keyboards: Jason Caddel
Guitar/Keyboards/Vocals: Travis Morrison


Oh wait. That's The Dismemberment Plan.


The ultimate Indie Rock Super Hero group:

Drums: Joe Easley (The Dismemberment Plan)
Bass: Joe Lally (Fugazi)
Guitar: Doug Marsche (Built to Spill)
Guitar: Brett Nelson (Built to Spill)
Vocals/Organ: Hamilton Leithauser (The Walkmen)
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« Reply #10 on: 05 Sep 2005, 14:38 »
Name: Flowerbeds
Style: Acoustic/Folk-Indie


Vocals: Jeff Tweedy (Wilco, Ex-Uncle Tupello)

Vocals/Songwriting/Keys: Mark Oliver Everett (Eels, Ex-A Man Called E)

Harmonies / Female Vocals [lead] / Mandolin / Dulcimer: Amanda Barrett (The Ditty Bops)

Harmonies / Female Vocals [backing] / Acoustic Guitar: Abby DeWald (The Ditty Bops)

Backing Vocals/Lead Guitar: Ben Eshbach (The Sugarplastic)

Rhythm Guitar/Pedal Steel/Musical Saw [among others]: Chet Lyster aka. The Chet (Eels)

Bass Guitar: Kiara Geller (The Sugarplastic)

Stand-up Bass: That guy who plays with the Ditty Bops sometimes...

Other Strings:Paloma Udovic, Julie Carpenter, Heather Lockie, Ana Lenchantin (Eels w/Strings tour String Quartet)

Drums: Butch (Ex-Eels)


mmmmmmm.
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« Reply #11 on: 05 Sep 2005, 15:07 »
Ultimate Heathen metal band:

Black vocals: Cíaran O'Hagan (Waylander)
Clean vocals and lead guitar: Athelstan (Forefather)
Female vocals and traditional percussion: Karen Gilligan (Cruachan)
Rhythm guitar/producer: Tony McCormack (Inkubus Sukkubus)
Drums: Walter Van Cortenberg (Ancient Rites)
Violin and keys: Georgina Biddle (Skyclad)
Tin Whistle:  Máirtín Mac Cormaic (Waylander)
Bass: Tundra (Finntroll)
Bazouki, Balalaika and acoustic guitar: Cane (Korpiklaani)

If they combined their influences together properly, the musical result would require me to purchase a whole stack of new trousers. A live concert by them would just be absurd.
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« Reply #12 on: 05 Sep 2005, 15:25 »
Quote from: La Creme
Style: Acoustic/Folk-Indie

Missing:
-Joanna Newsom
-Sarah Harmer
-John K. Samson
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« Reply #13 on: 05 Sep 2005, 15:46 »
Ok, I guess Joanna Newsom can have a guest appearance or two. What I've heard of hers was ok. But Sarah Harmer? I can't really judge because I've only heard one song, 'Almost', but that was a horrid annoying song.

Ummm, is the other guy that guy who used to be in Propaghandi?
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« Reply #14 on: 05 Sep 2005, 16:10 »
Band Name: Invocation and Ritual Dacnce of the Young Pumpkin
Genre: Zombie-Zappa-core. TO THE XTREEM.

Lead Vocals: Zappa
Backing Vocals: Ian Underwood (Mothers of Invention), Mike Patton (What isn't the bastard involved in?) Lemmy? (Motorhead)
Guitar: Buckethead (Praxis, Buckethead, Death Cube K), Zappa, Petrucci if he wasn't such a fucking ass.
Keyboard: Bernie Worell.
Saxaphone: Captain BEEFHEART
Citar: Gabby La La
Accordian: Gabby La La
Bass: Les Claypool (Primus), Geddy Lee (Rush, for the full two of you who didn't know)
Drums: Jimmy Carl Black (Mothers of Invention)
Lyrics: Zappa, Beefheart, Patton, Buckethead, Les.


Yeah. Badass.
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« Reply #15 on: 05 Sep 2005, 22:28 »
Guitar and Vocals: Blake Schwarzenbach (Jawbreaker)
Bass: Chris Bauermeister (Jawbreaker)
Drums: Adam Pfahler (Jawbreaker)

Yeah.

To at least mix it up a little, add in Rocky Votolato (Waxwing) as a second guitarist and vocalist.
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« Reply #16 on: 06 Sep 2005, 07:38 »
John K. Samson was the Propagandhi guy, yes, and now fronting the Weakerthans. Talk about taking a new direction :)
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Spirit Stereo

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« Reply #17 on: 06 Sep 2005, 13:26 »
Vetiver.
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« Reply #18 on: 06 Sep 2005, 15:07 »
Quote from: soak
I think this was inspired by a web comic but I can't remember which one (Joe and Monkey?).

Anyhoo, here is my ultimate band line up -

Drums - Phil Selway - Radiohead
Bass - Jeordie White - Marilyn Manson / A Perfect Circle / N.I.N.
Rhythm Guitar - James Iha - Smashing Pumpkins
Lead Guitar - Joey Santiago - Pixies
Vocals - Bjork


I, myself, have no opinion on any of those artists except for Phil Selway. I find him startlingly mediocre.

[/percussionist hipster mode]
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soak

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« Reply #19 on: 06 Sep 2005, 15:18 »
Shame on you if you don't know Joey Santiago!
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Merkava

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« Reply #20 on: 06 Sep 2005, 15:20 »
Missed him. He's good. But Radiohead's drummer is still mediocre. :P
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« Reply #21 on: 06 Sep 2005, 15:39 »
Quote from: mahlon
Guitar and Vocals: Blake Schwarzenbach (Jawbreaker)
Bass: Chris Bauermeister (Jawbreaker)
Drums: Adam Pfahler (Jawbreaker)


I like the way you think.
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« Reply #22 on: 06 Sep 2005, 16:42 »
Zwan!

haha!... no.
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