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Praeserpium Machinarum:
While I have to say that my dream band is Under Byen, I might make one of those boring obvious ones ;)
Name: Stop Making Sense
genre: fucked-up...eh core
Only plays liveshows, but bootlegging is encouraged.
drums: Dave Grohl(If all he ever did was playing drums like on Songs for the Deaf, he is clearly wasting his time in Foo Fighters if you ask me)
bass: Flea? Or the guy from Rage Against the Machine
programming: Stewart from Xiu Xiu
rthythm geetar: Lee Renaldo(Sonic Youth)
lead geetar: Jonny Greenwood(Radiohead)
acoustic geetar: Devendra Banhart or one from the Gipsy Kings
disney strings: Danny Elfman
percussion: Safri Duo(say what you will about their trite eurodance, but those guys can play percussion)
Pan pipes and punchbag: Gheorghe Zamfir(he could make the pan rock if he had balls)
vocals: Tori Amos, PJ Harvey and Björk in tongues.
Enough artistic ego to cause a second big bang :)
Cpt.Fantastic:
I'm sure I've done this countless amounts of times...
Vocals + Guitar 1 : Dave Gilmour (Pink Floyd)
Guitar 2 : Jimmy Page (Led Zeppelin)
Bass 1 : John Entwhistle (The Who)
Bass 2 + Backing Vocals : Greg Lake (King Crimson/ELP/Asia)
Drums 1 : Carl Palmer (The Crazy World Of Arthur Brown/Atomic Rooster/ELP/Asia)
Drums 2 : Keith Moon (The Who)
Female Backing Vocals : Clare Torry (Session)
Saxophone : Dick Parry (Session/Pink Floyd)
Keyboards, Organ etc 1 : Rick Wakeman (The Strawbs/Yes)
Keyboards, Organ etc 2 : Keith Emerson (The Nice/ELP)
KharBevNor:
Ultimate heavy metal band:
Lead Guitar: Michael Amott (Arch Enemy/Candlemass)
Lead Vocals: Rob Halford (Judas Priest)
Backing vocals: Piotr Wawrzeniuk (Therion)
Rhythm Guitar, Keys (for intros and whatnot): Dan Swano (Edge of Sanity)
Second lead guitar: Herman Li (DragonForce)
Bass: Lemmy (Motorhead)
Drums: Jan Axel 'Hellhammer' Blomberg (Mayhem, etc.)
This band would basically just call itself 'Metal'. After they released their first album, everyone else in the genre would give up and write books about how awesome the eighties were.
Ultra-sick band for people with pseudonyms:
Vocals: Animal (The Anti-Nowhere League)
Bass and vocals: Nattefrost (Carpathian Forest)
Lead Guitar: Fornicus 'Fuckmouth' McFlappy (Crotchduster)
Rhythm guitar and backing vocals: Seth Putnam (Anal Cunt)
Drums: The Soviet Drum Horror (Overlord)
They would be incredible. Unfortunately, they would all be arrested after their first show for sodomising underage Ukrainian prostitutes on stage, vomiting on the audience, smashing the clubs PA, setting fire to the DJ and causing a full-scale riot. I think they'd probably be called 'Cunt'.
Saturday:
Drums : Satan
Bass: Jah Wobble from PIL
Guitar: Joey Santiago
Guitar2: Lee Ranaldo
Vocals: Jamie Stewart from Xiu Xiu AND Will Oldham for quiet ambient moments.
Merkava:
Drums: Joe Easley
Bass: Joe Axleton
Guitar/Keyboards: Jason Caddel
Guitar/Keyboards/Vocals: Travis Morrison
Oh wait. That's The Dismemberment Plan.
The ultimate Indie Rock Super Hero group:
Drums: Joe Easley (The Dismemberment Plan)
Bass: Joe Lally (Fugazi)
Guitar: Doug Marsche (Built to Spill)
Guitar: Brett Nelson (Built to Spill)
Vocals/Organ: Hamilton Leithauser (The Walkmen)
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