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Not An Addict:

--- Quote from: Merkava ---NaA: You don't /get/ art, do you? :P
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Thanks for completely missing my point. I most certainly did "get" American Beauty - that was my complaint. I got it a thousand times over, because the movie kept drilling its message into my head until I cried "uncle" and returned the DVD to Blockbuster in disgust.

mainmanmazz:
Meet the parents.

Meet the Fockers.

All of the American pie series.

Ron Burgundy.

So, so, SO lame, unfanny. It was like watching slapstick, made even more unfunnier.

Crash:
I walked out of The Fast & The Furious.

i'm so embarrassed about watching 15 minutes of that nefarious shite that i tell people i never even walked in.

Merkava:
I've gotta say I hate Beetlejuice. It is probably the most pointless, overrated piece of crap excuse for a movie I have ever seen. Christ. So boring and so lame.

Tim Burton sucks. He's made, like, 3 good movies.

Bunnyman:
Fortunately, I only saw the last 15 minutes of Fast & The Furious.  So Vin Diesel walks out of a house, killer motorcyclists with Micro Uzis show up, car chase ensues (this was improved immensely by shouts of "use the noz, Vin!" from teh audience), and then car race for no reason whatsoever, which ends in Vin trashing his GTO for no reason.  Whatsoever.  It was beautiful.

Apparently, I missed a bit involving what must have been the same bikers forcing some mechanic to ingest a quantity of gasoline.  Which I can only assume would end poorly for said mechanic.

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