Cry, cut your wrists with it...It's what deathcab would want you to do. There's not really much else you can do with it, it's sell or suicide.
Or if you have any friends you could invite one of them along or bring a family member if you don't have any friends. If you're an orphan with no friends you could give it to someone on the street. I had that happen to me once. It was great, I saw Velvet Revolver for free, I wouldn't have paid.
So yeah, ignore the bastardly comments and either sell it or give it to someone(Say it's a birthday/xmas present).
