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The Ten Albums
Kai:
Oh shit, you're right. Replace Venom with... Fuck, I need something to fill the sort of "Black Metal" category thing (I very loosely chose one for each category, but don't check it really).
And after I looked at that again, I realized... Is a Christian Black Metal band that doesn't sing about slaughtering things and whatnot even possible? I guess, if it was in Swedish and you couldn't understand anything.
Storm Rider:
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Because it was a bastardised American half-assed edit rather than an actual album.
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We're Americans! We do everything half-assed because we're too fat to be bothered doing things right.
Also, will people stop saying Powerslave is Iron Maiden's best album? Seriously.
KharBevNor:
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And after I looked at that again, I realized... Is a Christian Black Metal band that doesn't sing about slaughtering things and whatnot even possible? I guess, if it was in Swedish and you couldn't understand anything.
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Immortal are pretty lyrically inoffensive. You could always go for a white metal band like Crimson Moonlight, but they tend to not be up much on the big boys, as it were.
Hat:
I'm surprised so many people suggested the White Album for a Beatles record. It is a terrible way to be introduced to them, and if she already listens to the Beatles, not much point throwing it in there.
I mean, you start with a decent poppy kinda track, and then you've got mostly shit untill While My Guitar Gently Weeps turns up. I'd make a list myself, but I can't say I'm very good at this kind of thing. Still, I'd choose Revolver or Abbey Road as a Beatles album at the very least.
Being introduced to the Beatles with the White Album is like being introduced to sex by a seven foot tall woman who ties you up, blindfolds you and rides you like a pony. It can be hella fun if thats your thing, but you're likely to be incredibly overwhelmed, quite terrified, and left feeling seedy and in nagging pain the next day.
Sorry I couldn't add anything more constructive than sexual metaphors, but it just struck me as a little odd.
Rizzo:
--- Quote from: Hat ---Being introduced to the Beatles with the White Album is like being introduced to sex by a seven foot tall woman who ties you up, blindfolds you and rides you like a pony. It can be hella fun if thats your thing, but you're likely to be incredibly overwhelmed, quite terrified, and left feeling seedy and in nagging pain the next day.
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If I said "yes please" would you think ill of me? Yeah? Oh well.
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