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I really, really, really, really hate the JCB song.

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KharBevNor:
Any other UK forumites absolutely tired of this insipid, over-played piece of pap? The music is soul-less, the lyrics are a load of crap full of awkard rhymes, the fucker can't sing anyway, it's played about every hour on the radio, and I PERSONALLY advance the opinion that Luke would not get bullied if he didn't go around telling people his fucking dad was Bruce Lee. He could also do with having his song sung by someone who doesn't make you want to smash your head through a plate glass window just to escape his a-tonal attempt at vocals.

AND YET IT'S TIPPED FOR THE CHRISTMAS #1!?

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

How can people even stand to listen to this shite? Let alone BUY it! Sorry, but I really must rant about this awful, awful song somewhere.

Once again, I shall quote my mother, for she is often right:


--- Quote from: KharBevNor's mother, on the topic of the JCB song, ---This is dire.
--- End quote ---

Oli:
Well, I'm rumblin' in this JCB.
I'm 5 years old and my dad's a giant sitting beside me.
And the engine rattles my bum like berserk
While we're singin, 'Don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work!'

My dad's probably had a bloody hard day
But he's been good fun and bubblin and jokin' away
And the procession of cars stuck behind
are gettin all impatient and angry, but we dont mind.

An' we're holdin up the bypass
oh
Me and my dad havin a top laugh
oh woah

Sittin on the toolbox
oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school

Oh no...

And we pull over to let cars past
And pull off again, speedin by the summer green grass
And we're like giants up here in our big yellow digger
Like zoids, or transformers, or maybe even bigger

And I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex!
And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets
And I'll tell all my mates that my dad's B.A. Baracus
Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckas

And We're holdin up the bypass
Weh Oh
Me and my dad havin a top laugh
Weh Oh weh oh

Sittin on the toolbox
Weh Oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school

And we're holdin up the bypass
Weh Oh

Me and my dad havin a top laugh
Weh Oh
I'm sittin on the toolbox
Weh Oh

And I'm so glad I'm not in school, Boss
So glad I'm not in school

-

Said I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round

And we're holdin' up the bypass
Weh Oh

Me and my dad havin a top laugh
Weh Oh
And I'm sittin on the toolbox
oh

And I'm so glad I'm not in school, Boss
So glad I'm not in school

I said

I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his

Aw, I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.


FUCKING YASS! The song is CAH-WALITY! after we've been subjected to the crazy frog for months on end at least...

KharBevNor:
But he can't SING!

Tomservo:
This is why I don't listen to the radio anymore

rive gauche:

--- Quote from: KharBevNor ---...absolutely tired of this insipid, over-played piece of pap? The music is soul-less, the lyrics are a load of crap full of awkard rhymes, the fucker can't sing anyway, it's played about every hour on the radio.... How can people even stand to listen to this shite? Let alone BUY it! Sorry, but I really must rant about this awful, awful song somewhere.

--- End quote ---


Sounds like you're talking abut "My Humps" to me.

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