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Max Payne VS. The Master Cheif
Spike:
--- Quote from: Chesire Cat ---Your all forgetting, Max Payne is emo to the core, and everyone knows emo is short for emotional which is long for woman. Now Master Chief on the other hand is Master and Chief, both words mean like, king-of-all-shit.
Smart money is on the guy with the rechargeable shield and the Beam Sword.
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Yeah, but master chief has Cortana running around inside his head.
Case and point
Rawr and Stuff:
Master Chief is an idiot and NEEDS armor to win. Which he won't anyways. Cause he's from Halo. Which is a game on XBox. Which is teh evil crap. So case in point Max Payne wins. He proper wins.
drpepper_phd:
Bullet time!!! Payne would pwn.
crazybritishsteve:
Payne would suck balls, because he does in fact suck balls. Master Chief would gun that muther humper down before payne could even start his emo crap. "Case in point", Master Chief is the bomb, yo.
Grumpus:
Emo. Bullshit. His Emotional problems give him the steely resolve to push on dispite all pain. When I say this man has nothing to lose I mean nothing. Okay I can apreciate that if the master chief hired a female to seduce him he might lose but that didn't save Vladamire and that's not the chief's style anyway. The cheif is just a slightly better armed than usual thug to the worlds best named DC.
Noir>Sci-Fi
Noir+Sci-Fi=Awsomeness squared but thats a disucsion for a different time.
--- Quote from: neomang5 ---Even supposing he used his bullet-time abilities to shot Chief in the head, HE HAS A HELMET.
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Halo multiplayer has clearly demonstrated that a good couple of shots to the head will make short work of said helmet.
And by the way...
--- Quote from: neomag5 ---Only this man could
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I liked him least of all the (anti-)heros in Sin City. He does kick arse though.
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