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"Band Name Ideas" Revisited
Hairy Joe Bob:
How about Charlie Loves Cheesy Poofs.
Or else the very simple but very entertaining: Stroke My Barse.
the first was a terrible punk band at my college that used South Park samples. the other was a black-metal/burlesque band (I know, I know!) from belfast.
KharBevNor:
Names in my book of names:
...And the Perishing of Stars
Alt + 666
Amateur Dentistry
As His Darkness Increases
Bastard Sword
Bible Black
Blitzkrieg Intrigue
The Brown Note Appreciation Society
Carrowmore
Cities Under Nocturnal Threat
Crowley & the Moonchildren
Damn Your Eyes, Sir!
Drowned in Mud
From Thee Deepwoode Ycomen
Ghoul in the Machine
Gnostic Tea Party
The Hammer of Witches
Hitler & the Fuhrerettes
How Sharper Than a Serpents Tooth
In Stange Aeons...
Infected Pigeon
Martyrium
Mitternacht
The Monotones
Mordred
Suspect Reich & the Demolished Men
Negative Silence
Nuclear Autumn
Oceanspawn
Revenge of the Cat People
Rot Och Sten
The Satanic Boyscouts Congress
Sea Wolf
Six Hundred and Sixty Six Tortured Decibels
Skullfucker 2012
Splatterfunk *
Terminal Breath
Traumavision
Unleash the Weasels
Witchstorm
Yes, I Am Talking About Rat War
Zyklon-A+
No-one can ever, ever, ever use Alt + 666. They're one of my greatest inventions. The most blasphemously rad Satanic Geeks in all of SoCal, with their red-tinted librarian glasses and their wanton iPod mini sacrifice. Also, Bible Black is so not taken from the hentai series. Though I'd never actually TELL the fans that.
Oh, you can also never use 'From Thee Deepwoode Ycomen'. That's my planned medieval rock band that sings only in heavily accented Middle English. Keep off Hitler and the Fuhrerettes as well. That's me in Liederhosen and an all-girl backing band in kinky SS uniforms. We'll play raucous cabaret punk and go on tour with Hanzel und Gretyl. And you really can't use Bastard Sword, because it's the best untaken metal band name on the planet.
'Cities Under Nocturnal Threat' would only exist so I could snigger when people abbreviated the name (CUNT).
Zyklon-A+ (smarter than Zyklon-B) is just silly.
I don't check these things up a lot, btw, so some of these probably already exist. If anyone gets any of the stupider references, much love.
*This really needs to be a genre, actually. I see a four man band: drums, bass, sax, vocals and chainsaw. Vocals a mix of Tom Waits most ridiculous era and Cannibal Corpse. Lots of B-Movie samples.
E. Spaceman:
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Jigsaw Sabotage
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I like that one best, perhaps simply The Jigsaw.
And for Khar: Is Bible Black from the King Crimson album?
surgerydrugsnrocknroll:
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Splatterfunk *
*This really needs to be a genre, actually. I see a four man band: drums, bass, sax, vocals and chainsaw. Vocals a mix of Tom Waits most ridiculous era and Cannibal Corpse. Lots of B-Movie samples.
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that is one of the single greatest ideas i have heard.
almost thursday:
SUPER FREESTYLE!
super yorkshire birdshanks ovulate for mars
nothing ever impresses princess yole
shitfuck the keyboard ninja's
over the rainbow there are thousands of metal pirahnas
mince is gay
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