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"Band Name Ideas" Revisited
TrueNeutral:
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I quite adore this one.
Narr:
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I quite adore this one.
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Seconded.
Also, I like Flux Capacitor. Made me lol when I read it.
A guy I know posted a picture of some fake bulliten he drew on the whiteboard in his office at work, which had an "article" titled "Marauding space tacos kidnap president" and I thought, "Marauding Space Tacos would be an awesome name for a band."
Rizzo:
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Crustcore from Finnland. Rather a good band actually. Admittedly, they're actually called Ümlaut but really, it's close enough.
And a reminder, bands such as "Mark Plays Bass" or "The Band That Tom's In" never work out. You didn't put enough effort in.
Strychnine Waterslide
Castro!phe
Hate Made Digital
Mars Bluff (after the town that was accidentally bombed in the 50's)
And I really want to be in a deathmetal/goregrind band called "Miss Colorado Teen USA"
karl gambolputty...:
Close Personal Friends of Steve Albini
KharBevNor:
I want to start a band called 'Depraved and Corrupted'. Our first album would be called 'Depraved and Corrupted Are Smoking Your Dead Grannies Toenails in a Bong Full of Bleach' and would have the following tracklist:
1: Wiping my Ass With Your Severed Face
2: Grenade Suppository
3: Cunt on Toast
4: Birkenhau Bukkake Bonanza
5: Vomiting Worms Into Your Empty Eye-Sockets
6: Enter Satans Inverted Church of Goat Intestines
7: Nobody Sees the Funny Side of Paedophilia (Except Me and Fred West) [GoatFister cover]
8: Why put Razors in Halloween Treats When Cyanide Poisoning is so Amusing?
and so on and so forth. The joke is, we would steal a demo from some emo band, and then send it to venues we asked to play at, calling ourselves 'Salvation Diner' or 'Broken Hearted and Spineless' or something, and get support slots for nancy emo acts, then, when we got up on stage, we would all be stoned out of our minds, rip off all our clothes and pour buckets of pigs blood over our heads, then play until we were physically removed from the stage by security.
I just want to be in a sick grind or black-punk band. 'tis not to be though. Hardcore has ruined everything.
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