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« Reply #50 on: 11 Feb 2006, 12:40 »
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I don't think we need to mention anal cunt or ImpNoMooF


Or any of their ilk, though I think Anti-Ben - Am I a Fart? deserves some mention.
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« Reply #51 on: 11 Feb 2006, 14:52 »
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To the Works Of The Rockford Rivery Valley Reigon, I have an Idea Concering Your Predicament, and it involves shoe string, a lavendar garland, and twelve strong women - Sufjan Stevens

I just looked and that's not even the longest one on the album.

Huh. Interesting. I have this one as:

"To the Workers of the Rockford River Valley Region, I Have an Idea Concerning Your Predicament, and It Involves an Inner Tube, Bath Mats, and 21 Able-Bodied Men."

Does anyone know which is the true title? Google isn't helping.

And just for the record, the longest title on that album is track two's:

"The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About Yourself in the Morning, or, We Apologize for the Inconvenience but You're Going to Have to Leave Now, or, 'I Have Fought the Big Knives and Will Continue To Fight Them Until They Are Off Our Lands!'"

It actually runs into iTunes' built-in character limit, so I have to cut it of at "Big Knives."
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« Reply #52 on: 11 Feb 2006, 14:52 »
[EDIT: Sorry, double post. This is actually the first time I've ever done this. Anywhere. Ever. God, I suck at life.]
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« Reply #53 on: 12 Feb 2006, 01:19 »
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'kindergarten hazing ritual' has some strange song titles like:

maximum scene points for being a tranny


i can't believe somebody else has ehard of that band. i always loved 'if you were a ture gamer girl yopu'd jam on my joystick.' that's tight.


these titles are awesome but how does it sound? i need to hear it!
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« Reply #54 on: 12 Feb 2006, 07:14 »
dude, i'll send you some if you want. it's really fucking good.
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« Reply #55 on: 12 Feb 2006, 10:20 »
i soulseeked it. someone has a ton of it.
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« Reply #56 on: 12 Feb 2006, 16:37 »
Here's a long one from Bal Sagoth.

The Dark Liege Of Chaos Is Unleashed At The The Ensorcelled Shrine Of Azura-Kai (The Splendour Of  A Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath The Blazon of The Hyperborean Empire Pt II )
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« Reply #57 on: 14 Feb 2006, 12:18 »
[quote="Kai]

Hey! You know what's really fun? Posting the exact same thing twice a day apart from each other so more people will acknowledge it or something! I don't know. I mean, what the hell?



Also. IMPNOMOOF[/quote]

Well excuse me if my computer crashed in the middle of posting the first one, gosh.
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« Reply #58 on: 14 Feb 2006, 13:55 »
You could look on the thread. :D


Some Sopor Aeternus song titles are ridiculous. Like Die Bruderschaft Des Schmerzes (Die Unbegreiflichkeit Des Dunklen Pfades, Den Die Kinder Saturns Gehen...)
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but the music sucks because the keyboards don't have the cold/mechanical sound they had but a wannabe techno sound that it's pathetic for Rammstein standars.

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« Reply #59 on: 14 Feb 2006, 14:51 »
This makes me want a band soley so I could have absurd names for songs.

The only ones I can think of that would fit this thread I've ever heard are "Elderly Woman Behind The Counter in a Small Town" by Pearl Jam, partly because almost every other song on that entire album that had it (I wanna say it was on V.S.?) was a single word, and "Te quiero, puta!" by Rammstein, because it's really funny hearing a guy with a thick german accent yell "I LOVE YOU WHORE!" in Spanish.
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« Reply #60 on: 14 Feb 2006, 14:59 »
Especially since it totally doesn't translate to I love you Whore. technically, it should me Yo Ecanto, Puta, assuming that Puta is whore. That really just says a badly conjugated version of You want, whore.



Sorry, I'm a Spanish nerd.
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but the music sucks because the keyboards don't have the cold/mechanical sound they had but a wannabe techno sound that it's pathetic for Rammstein standars.

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« Reply #61 on: 14 Feb 2006, 15:31 »
A friend of mine who's native language is Spanish said that connotation is "I Love You, Whore", although it could techically be want instead.  I don't really know much about other languages, so I couldn't argue one way or the other.  I took Japanese in high school and promptly forgot ever bit of it once I graduated.
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« Reply #62 on: 14 Feb 2006, 15:46 »
I totally plan to forget every bit of Spanish I knew once I leave High School.



And maybe your friend is technically correct; I'm just going with what I've learned, so.
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Quote from: Mr. Doctor on 21 Sep 2009, 12:01
but the music sucks because the keyboards don't have the cold/mechanical sound they had but a wannabe techno sound that it's pathetic for Rammstein standars.

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« Reply #63 on: 14 Feb 2006, 15:52 »
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Especially since it totally doesn't translate to I love you Whore. technically, it should me Yo Ecanto, Puta, assuming that Puta is whore. That really just says a badly conjugated version of You want, whore.



Sorry, I'm a Spanish nerd.


I'm a native spanish speaker and " Te quiero puta" does mean I love you whore.
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« Reply #64 on: 14 Feb 2006, 15:59 »
Well that settles it. So my spanish teacher is totally fucking retarded? figures.
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Quote from: Mr. Doctor on 21 Sep 2009, 12:01
but the music sucks because the keyboards don't have the cold/mechanical sound they had but a wannabe techno sound that it's pathetic for Rammstein standars.

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« Reply #65 on: 14 Feb 2006, 18:07 »
Murder By Death has a lot of good ones:

Holy Lord, Shawshank Redemption is Such a Good Movie
I'm Afraid of Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolfe
You Are the Last Dragon (You Possess The Power of the Glow)
Flamenco's Fuckin Easy
Intergalactic Menopause

And then the now defunct Bi-Peds' number 100 hit, Suicide Monkey (he's a monkey that kills himself. He's not the homicide monkey, because he don't kill nobody else)
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« Reply #66 on: 14 Feb 2006, 20:29 »
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Some Sopor Aeternus song titles are ridiculous. Like Die Bruderschaft Des Schmerzes (Die Unbegreiflichkeit Des Dunklen Pfades, Den Die Kinder Saturns Gehen...)


Best ones are 'Somnambulist's Secret Bardo-Life (Does the Increase of Pain Invites the Absence of Time?)', 'Hearse-Shaped Basins of Darkest Matter', 'We Have a Dog to Exercise' and 'Consolatrix Has Left The Building'.
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[22:26] Dovey: like, maybe, 4 or 5 times that i know of?
[22:26] Dovey: and at least one of those was a blatant ploy at getting sigquoted

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« Reply #67 on: 14 Feb 2006, 21:14 »
Don Caballero has some sweet ones:

-details on how to get ICEMAN on your license plate
-Dick Suffers is Furious with You
-P,P,P antsless
-Rollerblade Success Story
-Delivering Groceries at 138 Beats per Minute

I'm also a fan of Reverso Benigni's "Don't Get Caught Exploding Part I&II"
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« Reply #68 on: 14 Feb 2006, 22:17 »
You could also say me encantas, puta, I believe. Encantar is an impersonal verb.
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« Reply #69 on: 14 Feb 2006, 23:37 »
the first person that popped into my head when i read the title was tim kinsella. a lot of his song titles are "strange," but funny and interesting in a way. some of my favorites are "in rape fantasy and terror sex we trust," "fondu or don't," "amscaredica (the beautiful)" in metallica'd lettering, and "fumio nambata had a farm ee-i-ee-i-o."
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