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Bastardous Bassist:
We've got rules for a number of different types of metal:
Rules of Prog Metal
Rules of Black Metal
Rules Nu Metal
Rules of Doom Metal
Rules of Power Metal and, of course, the sequel

Enjoy.

Misereatur:

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57. All logos must include illegible writing and at least one inverted cross and/or pentagram. This is non-negotiable

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Made me laugh for 5 minutes..

Hail!

jariku:
From the doom list:

--- Quote ---41. If you are Doom, you are probably from Finland or Yorkshire.
42. Even if you're not Doom, if you're from Finland, you're probably still a miserable bastard.
57. Most importantly, and I can't stress this enough: Be from Finland!
98. Finland, Finland, Finland, the country where I want to be, pony trekking or camping, or just watching TV. Finland, Finland, Finland, it's the country for me!
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Also, the Thergothon bits made me chuckle a bit.

Kai:

--- Quote ---12. Own every side-project a member of Dream Theater has been involved in. Listen to approximately none of them regularly.
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FTW


I read these a while ago. They win.

Storm Rider:
These are hilarious because many of them are so very, very true. Especially the prog metal ones. Try telling a Fates Warning fan you like Awaken the Guardian. They get so angry, it's really funny.

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