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Misereatur:
Did somebody mention Monty Python?


I never wanted to do this in the first place!
I... I wanted to be...

A LUMBERJACK!

(piano vamp)

Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of
British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!

Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????

CHORUS

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders and a .... a Bra????
(mounties break off song, and begin insulting lumberjack)



Back to topic, Anal Cunt's lyrics moves from genius to down right stupid.
And they sund just like thier name.

KharBevNor:
Have you heard Anal Cunt's acoustic album, Picnic of Love? The one designed to piss off all the people who liked them because they were ZOMG SO EXTREME. It's full of acoustic songs about true love, staying chaste till marriage, and respecting womens feelings, sung in an awful, squeaky voice. It's very much one of the funniest things AxCx have done, apart from possibly some of their covers. Particularly the Oi cover of 'Stayin' Alive' and the grindcore version of the Hungry Hungry Hippos jingle.

Kai:
Picnic of Love was the first album that really came to my mind. Seriously, so funny.

Valrus:
DangerDoom's "The Mouse and the Mask" has stuff that cracks me right up.

Also: MC Paul Barman? He's a libidinous fuck and far too pleased with his own cleverness, but you have to laugh.

Misereatur:
I havent heard AxCx's acustic album, but it sounds hilariuos, I should go download it.
They probably are the most hilarious dumb metal band. Ever.

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