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Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: Gilead on 30 Nov 2008, 06:17
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It is huge, I am pretty sure the size of at least a small bus maybe and it won't stop making noise, not just like regular noise either, this thing has got some serious satanic droning going on. I'm pretty sure I heard it telling me to vote yes on prop 8 earlier too, I managed to quickly sketch my impression of the beast while hiding bravely behind a chair so that it does not see me. Please send aid or someone to recover my body if possible.
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/ITLIVES.jpg)
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Because of the OP's postcount and this post's silliness
I was like
(http://www.der-vigilant.de/wp-content/myfotos/tdk/der-Joker.jpg)
but then
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a348/Fireball5123/LOLED.jpg)
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Have you noticed any portals to demonic realms in your room? Have you recently read any books in an ancient, unintelligible language? Has it fed on anything larger than the average cat or dog yet? Does it react if you scream angrily at it while wearing robes and a wizard hat?
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Have you noticed any portals to demonic realms in your room? Have you recently read any books in an ancient, unintelligible language? Has it fed on anything larger than the average cat or dog yet? Does it react if you scream angrily at it while wearing robes and a wizard hat?
I have encountered no sign of my cat in three days, the nightmare realms of this bug's origin threaten to swallow me in their maddening corridoors as hour after hour I am pursued by the squamous beast, its nightmare limbs bending in eldritch shapes that our comparatively tiny consciousness cannot comprehend. I fear this is the end for me, the knowledge that man's place in the universe is nothing more than a worthless speck of dirt in the sandpit of hideous, cyclopean beasts beyond the reach or understanding of the rational mind has driven me to the ravings of a madman.
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This thing is like 7 inches long:
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c255/colinmorell/047.jpg)
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whatthefuckisthatohmygoditsterrifying
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Hey guys it hasn't made any noise for a little while maybe I should peek over and check if it's still th-
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/ITLIVES2.jpg)
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possibly vorpal
this rocks :lol:
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This thread is making me :D so much.
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Whoa. New guy. Out of nowhere. Winning the internet.
Must be a fake.
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Jordan, don't be so cynical. It is not becoming of you.
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You guys get a load of that proboscis?
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Oh thank god, I think I lost him.
Finally! A police officer! He'll save me!
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/ITLIVES3.jpg)
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It's a trap! He's wearing the same shoes as the bug!Watch out!
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This sordid tale is reminding me about the giant cockroach/beetle-thing that scuttled into my room. It crawled up the shower drain to get in my apartment! Thing was massive, like as long as my finger.
It crawled onto my hand while I was laying in bed.
I think I killed it but I never found the body. It's like the ending of a Bond movie.
Is it really gone?
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It will come back when you're on your honeymoon, about to make love to your wife.
I mean when you're about to make love to her, the cockroach is not involved in the loving.
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Not while you're there, at least.
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It will come back when you're on your honeymoon, about to make love to your wife.
I mean when you're about to make love to her, the cockroach is not involved in the loving.
Oh hey, walking into a room to find a giant cockroach giving it to your fiancee, how about that for a mental image.
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rule 34 (http://www.xes.cx/MT/archives/2005/04/cockroach.html)
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I know what's supposed to be on that page but my browser didn't display it. Yay Opera!
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She is a super idol of the MARS SPIRIT!!
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Don't mind me, gang. I'm just making the best thread this board has seen in a while!
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Joe what the fuck
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Joe what the fuck
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She is a super idol of the MARS SPIRIT!!
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Sorry guys, I don't have a quote
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I just want to know what happened to the bug. I get uneasy when i don't know where they've gone.
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Sorry guys, I don't have a quote
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Have you noticed any portals to demonic realms in your room? Have you recently read any books in an ancient, unintelligible language? Has it fed on anything larger than the average cat or dog yet? Does it react if you scream angrily at it while wearing robes and a wizard hat?
I have encountered no sign of my cat in three days, the nightmare realms of this bug's origin threaten to swallow me in their maddening corridoors as hour after hour I am pursued by the squamous beast, its nightmare limbs bending in eldritch shapes that our comparatively tiny consciousness cannot comprehend. I fear this is the end for me, the knowledge that man's place in the universe is nothing more than a worthless speck of dirt in the sandpit of hideous, cyclopean beasts beyond the reach or understanding of the rational mind has driven me to the ravings of a madman.
There's only thing to do, you have to eat it before it eats you!
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Sorry guys, I don't have a quote
Clever
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Well I am Thomas Edison.
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I was about to tell y'all about the mouse in my apartment, but then Gilead came up in here and won the whole internet.
Way to go, Gilead.
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Yes, up to a point this was boarding of the first order.
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It's a trap! He's wearing the same shoes as the bug!Watch out!
I dunno, I mean, if you can't trust a cop, who can you trust?
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/ITLIVES4er.jpg)
Besides, look at that honest face of his.
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(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/ITLIVES4001.jpg)
Aww butts.
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Surely that is the bug wearing a suit of human skin a la Men in Black.
Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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SON OF A FUCK HE IS GROWING A PROBOSCIS
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Patrick you know I can't get frightened when you use words like "proboscis".
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Oh, wow.
Wow.
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Are all cops dead behind the sunglasses?
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v631/kauhornz/Photo72.jpg)?
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v631/kauhornz/Photo72.jpg)?
So what you're saying is I should stand up to it and maybe it'll go away and leave me alone?
Hmm, it worked in those bullying videos we watched in school, maybe it'll work now.
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/ITLIVES5.jpg)
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
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No, guy, I'm telling you to kill it.
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Use the fly-swat to bat its bug-bullets back at it!
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Here's a bigger swatter. Oh, thanks, blurry pony with a party hat, for showing up in order to accurately illustrate its scale!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v631/kauhornz/Photo73.jpg)
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>ride pony
>use spatula as riding crop
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Use the swatter as some kind of lance or mounted weapon and charge that bug down from ponyback.
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Use the fly-swat to bat its bug-bullets back at it!
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/ITLIVES6.jpg)
-FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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Holy shit.
THIS IS AWESOME.
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Looks like it needs a friend.
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maybe if you yell at it hard enough, you'll hurt it's feelings and it'll leave
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Bug spray
Use chemical warfare on that fucker
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(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/ITLIVES7.jpg)
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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Looks like it needs a friend.
This is a good idea. Try to find it a lady-bug*! It can't kill and love.
*Pun not intended.
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Just keep drawing pictures and posting them, that way you won't die from explosions.
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(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/ITLIVES8.jpg)
Huh, guess it was a dud, that was a stroke of lu-
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/ITLIVES8001.jpg)
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I do believe you've captured the heart of this forum.
I've told it you're just going to end up hurting it, but it's got deep-seated problems and it can't help itself.
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>Ride explosion like mechanical bull
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>Deflect explosion back at bug with swatter and increased vigor
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>Ride explosion like mechanical bull
>Pose, because shit just got real!
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(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/ITLIVES9.jpg)
Man am I glad I wore a cup today.
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Man that guy is raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
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(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/ITLIVES10.jpg)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/est_xplosif/random/awesome_med.png)
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Holy god damn balls you son of a bitch.
This is amazing.
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You sir, you are amazing.
You deserve some sort of prize for how awesome that was.
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(http://bp2.blogger.com/_TiqKRgLIW6Y/RgNVNYIgH7I/AAAAAAAAArc/9NrheQaf1mY/s400/applause.jpeg)
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(http://blogs.smh.com.au/mashup/images/applause.gif)
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(http://www.seattlechoralcompany.org/Images/applause.jpg)
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(http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o318/jacksinister0/applause.gif)
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Wait, what happened to the bug? Surely it didn't kill itself with its own bomb!
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Nuke it from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
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(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/ITLIVES11a.jpg)
Oh no, where's my hair gone, my precious hair! What will the ladies play with when I have my pants on now?
Now it's personal >: I
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/ITLIVES11.jpg)
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Can I be completely honest?
I found the first post hilarious.
After that, I found really nothing at all funny about this thread. What's the big deal?
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Whatever Reverend No Fun, he's saving the
danceforum
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I want to know what happened to the pony with the party hat.
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I want to know what happened to the pony with the party hat.
The pony is not canon.
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I feel attacked by that post.
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Can I be completely honest?
Man, why did you ask if you were going to go ahead and be all honest before even waiting for an answer
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The pony will be explored further in a series of expanded universe novels.
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(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/9300/yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaro2.jpg)
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...
yeah.
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Shit, my sides.
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I would just assume this was Darryl fooling me into thinking we could have decent new forumites again if I truly believed that Darryl were talented.
As it stands, I'[m just going to assume it's Johnny or Harry or maybe someone more obscure.
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>ride pony
>use spatula as riding crop
You are eaten by a grue.
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A replacement for the pie race, whatever that is anyway?
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Can I be completely honest?
I found the first post hilarious.
After that, I found really nothing at all funny about this thread. What's the big deal?
Calm your sweet, glistening cheeks down.
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I guess it went over my head...?
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Although that probably just says something about me.
Something bad.
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B&
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I would just assume this was Darryl fooling me into thinking we could have decent new forumites again if I truly believed that Darryl were talented.
As it stands, I'[m just going to assume it's Johnny or Harry or maybe someone more obscure.
No he is actually a real dude! For reals!
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Is it your brother? Or the friend who is designing your tattoo?
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He is actually a good friend of mine!
I was tryin' to keep it on the down-low so you guys wouldn't think I'm even cooler than I already am, but you know. These things have a way of gettin' out
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Ally is actually wearing my sweet ass sunnies in her avater pic.
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Also he seems to have gained everyone's love without my help, so you know, that's good.
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I have strong reservations about the quality of males you choose to surround yourself with, Miss Bawx.
They all seem like rakes and hooligans.
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Well, they are Australian.
(penis) for the pagebreak
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In a land where there are kangaroos and wallabies and koalas in every home I can imagine some shady, distressingly misguided individuals coming from there.
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At first I was offended, but then I realised you were absolutely right. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go ride a kangaroo to a convict colony. Cheerio.
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Throw a shrimp on the barbie and som'thing.
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Thanks guys, you just gave me an awesome idea for part 2.
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I heard in Austrailia the bugs are so big they have their own health bars anyway so I don't doubt for a second this is a true story.
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That is true, but if you have a friend around you can normally link up for a combo chain and one-shot them, so grinding them for xp is still pretty quick.
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i always wondered why Australians leveled up so fast.
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Also because even our (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Brushtail_Possum) cute (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kangaroo) animals (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koala) have huge, scimitar-like claws.
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Everything in Australia can kill you. That is my theory. Even the ones that look cuddly and friendly would bust a cap if you gave them a handgun. Australia is basically a land of animals that are dicks.
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But not the little penguins! The little penguins are just misunderstood. So they run away from everyone.
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The penguins are just plotting
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But not the little penguins! The little penguins are just misunderstood. So they run away from everyone.
Well they can't fight on land, they are only good at puncturing sea faring vessels. They are devious little shits.
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Yeah you ask Harold Holt about fairy penguins.
(you can't)
(because they ate him)
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The little penguins are just misunderstood. So they run away from everyone.
They're running to get their guns!
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(http://msp279.photobucket.com/albums/kk137/Proton16/penguins_from_futurama.jpg)
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Part 2 is here, an action packed tale of REVENGE
Oh what you got there? A book?
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/REVENGE1.jpg)
I'm sure there'll be plenty more books for you to read.
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/REVENGE2.jpg)
IN HELL.
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/REVENGE3.jpg)
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light it first, man! otherwise it's a dud!
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Dude, he's reading Twilight. It looks like he's already being punished for something.
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And of course
(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/3433/justlikeyourvoteym8.png)
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THEY'RE NOT ACTUALLY BIG READERS IN HELL, MOSTLY JUST DAN BROWN NOVELS.
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/REVENG4.jpg)
BUT I COULDN'T THINK OF A BETTER LINE IN TIME.
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/REVENGE5.jpg)
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FOR GREAT JUSTICE
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Everything in Australia can kill you. That is my theory. Even the ones that look cuddly and friendly would bust a cap if you gave them a handgun. Australia is basically a land of animals that are dicks.
Oh Liz, it is not just theoretical.
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(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/REVENGE7.jpg)
Looks like even that won't take him out, time to break out the deadliest weapon known to man.
edit: alright this thing just refuses to display horizontally.
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(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/REVENGE6.jpg)
Australia is exactly like this. I want you guys to know that.
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TAKE OFF AND NUKE IT FROM ORBIT
EXTERMINATUS
THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE
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Hi Gilead, you have a neat username. Also neat arts.
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If I hadn't changed my avatar once already today, I would be tempted to steal that koala for my own nefarious avatar-related purposes.
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Oh Liz, it is not just theoretical.
I knew it!
Also,
If I hadn't changed my avatar once already today, I would be tempted to steal that koala for my own nefarious avatar-related purposes.
I think I might have to do this.
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This is clearly the best thread of 2008.
Honestly, though, I'm not sure if it's dealing from that Oscar syndrome where most Oscar winners get the bulk of their consideration because they come out late in the year and are thus fresh in folks' minds come Oscar time.
Either way, I came.
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This is this year's version of Honest Dski.
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Hey guys look at my avatar. It's the Koala of Doom. eeeek!!!
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Damn my tendency to avoid topics about bugs! I'm stealing the avatar for some other ocasion!
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What do you feed a hungry koala?
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/REVENGE8.jpg)
Whatever the fuck it wants.
This is what I do instead of sleeping like a normal person.
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Watch out! If it's not dead then when it gets out it will have THREE KNIVES AND A KOALA
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I would see a band called THREE KNIVES AND A KOALA.
The capitalisation is essential.
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That band would be amazing live, but they just wouldn't be able to capture their energy on record.
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Oh hey, I was just at a seminar about how koalas have a massive problem with chlamydia infections in their noses.
DON'T HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX WITH KOALA NOSES, GUYS.
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Oh hey, I was just at a seminar about how koalas have a massive problem with chlamydia infections in their noses.
DON'T HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX WITH KOALA NOSES, GUYS.
Awwww frig.
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Well, there go my plans for the week.
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Excellent work on the funny Gilead. Is it too soon for fan art? I hope not!
(http://www.bankholdup.com/koala-small.jpg)
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Posting in a legendary thread.
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This is why you don't ever go outside in Australia
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Alright, I'll toast in an epic bread.
(also this thread makes me want to draw, but I'm terrible at it)
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I hope not!
You just traced his and colored it in.
Not fan art
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Yes, I pretty much did a quick ink and color job over his original art.
/queue the you're a tracer scene from Chasing Amy.
I'll do a restylized version if it'll make you happy.
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Nothing will make me happy
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Aim that koala over at my little brother. He's being a dick.
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Nothing will make me happy
Not even a hug?
__o__
(I'm in an ascii type mood today, not too much ascii, just a bit.
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Alright, here we go Amper.
(http://www.bankholdup.com/koala2.jpg)
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Australia! o/
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So, did Mr. Sinister take over the body of a koala now?
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Man, I'm happy I live in England.
The only koalas we have are of the stuffed variety, and it's not like they're just gonna' waltz up a stab me--
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v438/FocusFlame/Picture45.jpg)
Awwwh shiit.
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Aim that koala over at my little brother. He's being a dick.
So basically you are telling his koala to eat a dick.
You're not exactly being a nice person yourself.
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It's hard to be a nice person when you share a room with thieves.
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I hate to say it guys, but it looks like the freshmen have upped the ante.
Now we have to, like post quality material.
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I hate to say it guys, but it looks like one freshman has upped the ante.
Fix'd. Let's not make generalizations just yet.
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dude, thomas edison's post makes two.
also, what the hell is your name man? I felt really stupid referring to you as "thomas edison."
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You could always have gone for Tom.
But if you want to be realistic about it all, the name's Ryan.
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way to ruin the illusion, Joe.
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I thought Thomas Edison was someone's gag account way back when! Turns out I was wrong! This makes the earlier humour even humourer!
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Congratulations, this thread has shown us that we are past our prime.
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(http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/5724/46715103nw0.jpg)
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This is why you don't ever go outside in Australia
Stay inside? NEVER! (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3079/3080595893_242e7383ee.jpg?v=0)
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Ali don't lie that is a poster you're in front of.
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This is why you don't ever go outside in Australia
Stay inside? NEVER! (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3079/3080595893_242e7383ee.jpg?v=0)
Before I realised you were posting a picture of yourself, I figured your point was that one has to go outside in order to see pretty girls.
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I guess going outside is okay - if you can fly (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/AanAllein00/n753764028_396053_2879.jpg?t=1228452849)
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I was wondering where LedHendrix went.
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(http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/3626/aznkidxu4.jpg)
This is what it's like to wait for a new comic.
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Missed the pointless thread hon;)
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Missed the comic discussion forum, too.
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I think he meant a Gilead comic. In which case, it would be a better idea to just repeatedly check Gilead's profile for new posts. In which case, you will be stalking him.
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He is quite a guy to stalk, let me tell ya.
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Oh hey, I was just at a seminar about how koalas have a massive problem with chlamydia infections in their noses.
DON'T HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX WITH KOALA NOSES, GUYS.
I'm not sure why I find that interesting.
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Chlamydia is not exclusively sexually transmitted. Few STDs are. HIV can be spread through blood contact, hepatitis you can get from riding on a tractor in your bathing suit.
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riding on a tractor in your bathing suit.
Your argument is weakened by your use of a phrase that sounds suspiciously like a new euphemism for having sex while wearing a condom.
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Isn't chlamydia the most common infection that causes pink eye, or something?
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The fact that you can get STD's without coming in direct contact with someone's genitals frankly scares the shit out of me.
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That's why it would be really nice if the drug companies/medical researchers would concentrate on finding cures for things like AIDS and herpes. I mean, I suppose Viagra is nice and all, but I'd rather have less dire consequences for STDs.
I mean I'd like to be able to sleep around a little more.
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Yeah, definitely. I'd much rather they save people's live than help old guys get laid more than I do.
Also, I want to hear more about the bug :-(
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Your life isn't worth as much as your sex life.
It's the sad truth of Western Culture.