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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 29 May 2011, 13:51

Title: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 29 May 2011, 13:51: YAHOO

(http://i.imgur.com/KAfpo.png)

Enjoy!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: FunkyTuba on 29 May 2011, 14:04: "Come in, Tokyo!"

_{or is it "Tune in, Tokyo"}
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: Kugai on 29 May 2011, 14:28: "I am NOT Gort!"
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Post by: TheEvilDog on 29 May 2011, 15:32: I'm not 17 Dwarves standing on stilts in a costume.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: Border Reiver on 29 May 2011, 15:57: "If you didn't want to know, you shouldn't have asked!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: Carl-E on 29 May 2011, 18:43: "Don't look at me, I took my Bean-O."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: FunkyTuba on 29 May 2011, 18:50: "
Fish heads fish heads
roly poly fish heads
fish heads fish heads
eat them up, yum!
"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: Coolfusis on 29 May 2011, 20:42: "That's a roll of quarters in my apron, I swear!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: Skewbrow on 29 May 2011, 20:56: "Its head was about this big. I swear!"

Edit: Shamefully deleted a misplaced apostrophe.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 29 May 2011, 21:21: "I thought you'd want to hear how much I saved with Geico!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 29 May 2011, 23:51: Quote from: FunkyTuba on 29 May 2011, 18:50
"
Fish heads fish heads
roly poly fish heads
fish heads fish heads
eat them up, yum!
"

Elliott: mommy taught me that song...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: DSL on 30 May 2011, 02:59: Elliott: "(Something about shoggoths, spiders, broken glass etc. In Miskatonic font)."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: jwhouk on 30 May 2011, 03:06: Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 29 May 2011, 21:21
"I thought you'd want to hear how much I saved with Geico!"

"All I said was, 'Like a Good Neighbor', and they appeared!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: Border Reiver on 30 May 2011, 05:37: "I'm suffering from a rare condition that can only be cured by touching at least three beautiful women's....No, really, I have a certificate from my Doctor! I'm not just some perverted fish-killer!"
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Post by: TheEvilDog on 30 May 2011, 07:21: "So commands Doom!"
.....
"....Shit! That only works if I'm wearing the armour!"
.....
"DAMN YOU RICHARDS!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: DSL on 30 May 2011, 08:48: "THREE girl robots! This is gonna be the Best! Prom! Ever!"

Or

"No, it's spelled ELLIOTT-Chatham. It was necessary for you to think it was spelled the other way all these years to safeguard our secret -- my sister."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: Cattus on 30 May 2011, 09:11: I wasn't supposed to tell you that the muffins are made with Soylent Green!!!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 30 May 2011, 10:40: "And the call was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!"

"I thought you'd want Beatrice Chatham to invest!"
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Post by: Kugai on 30 May 2011, 13:23: "Beeeeaaaaannnnnzzzzzzzzz!"
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Post by: idontunderstand on 31 May 2011, 01:28: "THEN WHO WAS FONE"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: Deadlywonky on 31 May 2011, 06:44: BREAST GRAB-O-THON!!!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: TheEvilDog on 31 May 2011, 07:26: "For the last time, I don't know how that dead body ended up being the counter!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: Border Reiver on 31 May 2011, 09:29: "I have no clue how those cookies I was eating came to look like you three."

or

"Look, I'm a man with needs. Sometimes you just need to feel the life escaping from their cold, scaly, writhing bodies. That's not creeping you guys out too much is it?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 31 May 2011, 09:47: Quote from: TheEvilDog on 31 May 2011, 07:26
"For the last time, I don't know how that dead body ended up being the counter!"

"...I mean, I am the one who killed him but I have no idea how he got on the counter!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: Carl-E on 31 May 2011, 11:07: The body is the counter. Not on the counter.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: TheEvilDog on 31 May 2011, 11:11: And apparently, I fayle :roll:
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Post by: Carl-E on 31 May 2011, 11:19: Maybe one of you did.

Maybe not...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 31 May 2011, 12:09: I think maybe we both did (I didn't even notice that :laugh:)
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Post by: Kugai on 31 May 2011, 12:17: "See, I told you I was once a street mime!"
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Post by: Emperor Norton on 31 May 2011, 13:35: "Why are you guys freaking out? Allosaurus is what my parents named me. Elliot is my middle name."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: Skewbrow on 31 May 2011, 14:10: "What do you mean? Your inner voices never tell you to stab your friends?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: ~~cesariojpn~~ on 31 May 2011, 15:53: "I did not rape and killed a girl in 1990, I swear!! It was Bob Saget!!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f26tqqbvj3M)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: TheEvilDog on 31 May 2011, 16:14: "Ewglu phln'slghn hngl'wi. Krha'gr br'clnuilha wgah'rly'ueh v'glua n'gl."
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Post by: SirDudley on 31 May 2011, 17:37: Elliot: "Creepy feminine stares! GO AWAY!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: FunkyTuba on 31 May 2011, 20:02: Seriously! I *did* wash my hands! and it wasn't even a #2!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: Bumble78 on 01 Jun 2011, 00:04: I swear I had pants on when I came to work.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: Carl-E on 01 Jun 2011, 01:03: Hanners sympathises (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=800).
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Post by: Mr_Rose on 01 Jun 2011, 03:12: OK, I know I shouldn't have, but... Look, just take your panties and go.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: Carl-E on 01 Jun 2011, 05:30: Dingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingding!

We have a winner!!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: Heliphyneau on 01 Jun 2011, 14:33: Elliott: "But I really am a qualified breast inspector! I practice on Mom all the time!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: The Duke on 01 Jun 2011, 15:14: (http://th126.photobucket.com/albums/p116/family_first14/TUMBLR%20MEME/th_OHGOD.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: Thiefree on 01 Jun 2011, 17:42: "Oh, no, I meant a quartet! We should form a quartet! For... barbershop..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: TheEvilDog on 01 Jun 2011, 17:49: "You three are crazy. I'm not some blonde woman named Sara who killed and skinned Elliot so that I could live his life and hide from that Allosaur pack that was hunting me...I mean Elliot...I mean Sara....Well shit."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: Border Reiver on 02 Jun 2011, 08:06: "Alright, so Blondie and Padma aren't into it, so it's just you and me my buxum brunette!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: SirDudley on 02 Jun 2011, 11:51: "Why are you looking at me like that? I really AM Spartacus!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: Carl-E on 02 Jun 2011, 15:19: Quote from: Border Reiver on 02 Jun 2011, 08:06
"Alright, so Blondie and Padma aren't into it, so it's just you and me my buxum brunette!"

That really doesn't go with Elliot's face.

Faye's face, yes. But not Elliot's.

Although it does go with his hands...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: Kugai on 02 Jun 2011, 17:41: "...... And before I knew it, I'd eaten this many Barbecue Chicken Burgers!!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 12!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 03 Jun 2011, 17:15: Quote from: Carl-E on 01 Jun 2011, 05:30
Dingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingding!

We have a winner!!

I think we're all winners here. Seriously, I think this has been the best week of this so far :-D :mrgreen: