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Title: QC Captions vol. 331
Post by: cesium133 on 31 Jul 2017, 05:21
(http://i.imgur.com/hEOZmFY.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 331
Post by: BenRG on 31 Jul 2017, 05:27
MAY: "Gomen nasi, Faye-sama. I will never question the quality of your work or your commitment to your customers ever again."

FAYE: "Remote-control joy buzzer in the cerebral shell! Sassy AI owned!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 331
Post by: cesium133 on 02 Aug 2017, 20:41
It seems rather quiet. Perhaps y'all will find this more to your liking, even if we don't know what it is.

(http://i.imgur.com/FkvvKNg.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 331
Post by: BenRG on 02 Aug 2017, 23:16
CLAIRE: "It says here: 'Warning: Do not use when immersed or when item is immersed. Always keep hair, clothing and bodily extremities at least 12 inches away."

MARTEN: "I'm sorry Claire but that's the last time I let you buy a conversation piece! We still don't know what the damn thing is and already we know it's dangerous to have around!"

PINTSIZE: "It's a sex toy! A sex toy I tell you!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 331
Post by: Gyrre on 03 Aug 2017, 17:23
CLAIRE: "Well, when you push this top arm bar down, the little box drops, hitting a button underneath. The button then triggers a little motor that slowly reels the box back up while a random short tune is played. I think the melodies are randomly constructed."

MARTEN: "Really, randomly constructed melodies and it's an eyesore? We might as well have hired [insert obscure indie band here] to perform live."

PINTSIZE: "DEAR GOD, DON'T LET HER START IT UP AGAIN!!! The last time she played with it for 8 hours straight!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 331
Post by: Thrudd on 04 Aug 2017, 16:11
Quote from: Gyrre on 03 Aug 2017, 17:23
MARTEN: "Really, randomly constructed melodies and it's an eyesore? We might as well have hired [insert obscure indie band here] to perform live."
PINTSIZE:  Really?  [insert obscure indie band here] ? 
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Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 331
Post by: Morituri on 07 Aug 2017, 15:53
Claire:  No, when I turned it on, it just ... turned itself off again.

Marten:  Oh come on, nobody would make a machine just to do that.

Pintsize:  It's a pure and terrifying distillation of existential angst rendered in machine form!
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 331
Post by: DSL on 07 Aug 2017, 19:48
Quote from: Thrudd on 04 Aug 2017, 16:11
Quote from: Gyrre on 03 Aug 2017, 17:23
MARTEN: "Really, randomly constructed melodies and it's an eyesore? We might as well have hired [insert obscure indie band here] to perform live."
PINTSIZE:  Really?  [insert obscure indie band here] ? 
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PINTSIZE: "It's 'Hold the Line, (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1737)' you fucks!"