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Title: An Open Letter to Mr. Jacques
Post by: Mephistopheles on 16 Sep 2008, 17:48

Dear Jeph,

If today's comic is the lead-in to another "Faye gets all jealous and weird over Sven potentially bangin' another girl" plotline, my nerdrage shall know no bounds.  I shall find where you live, drive out there, and kick you squarely in the shin.  Eventually, you know.  Because I've got other shit going on and I can't exactly go to New England at the drop of a hat.  But someday, I will take my vengeance.  And you'll be kind of sore for a few days.  Tremble in fear of my potential wrath!

Sincerely,
A Reader

Title: Re: An Open Letter to Mr. Jacques
Post by: mustang6172 on 16 Sep 2008, 23:42

Of course that's going to happen.  Faye is secretly in love with Sven.  She just doesn't want to admit it yet.

Title: Re: An Open Letter to Mr. Jacques
Post by: Malek on 17 Sep 2008, 04:56

Yay! Nows my chance to have Jeph hire me as a watchman =D.

Title: Re: An Open Letter to Mr. Jacques
Post by: durao on 19 Sep 2008, 00:15

Quote from: Malek on 17 Sep 2008, 04:56

Yay! Nows my chance to have Jeph hire me as a watchman =D.

You can be his bodyguard... I'll be the driver!!!  Anyone for backseat companionship????

Title: Re: An Open Letter to Mr. Jacques
Post by: Samsara on 19 Sep 2008, 12:07

Alternatively, you could like not read it if it  irritates you so much. Or does that make too much sense? o.0

Title: Re: An Open Letter to Mr. Jacques
Post by: Nomicakes on 21 Sep 2008, 07:56

Way too much sense.

Honestly, I can't understand people who read something, then complain about what was read.

It's like eating fruit loops and complaining there were too many red ones.

Title: Re: An Open Letter to Mr. Jacques
Post by: Rocketman on 21 Sep 2008, 10:17

Quote from: Jeans on 21 Sep 2008, 08:07

That is not what he would want, I think.

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HE WOULD WANT. YOU SHUT UP OR YOU LEAVE NOW.

Title: Re: An Open Letter to Mr. Jacques
Post by: bicostp on 21 Sep 2008, 10:29

P.S. Please pay attention to the 'Ask Jeph' thread again. It's getting lonely.

Title: Re: An Open Letter to Mr. Jacques
Post by: LizziL on 21 Sep 2008, 21:01

Quote from: Nomicakes on 21 Sep 2008, 07:56

Way too much sense.

Honestly, I can't understand people who read something, then complain about what was read.

It's like eating fruit loops and complaining there were too many red ones.

Fuckin' Toucan Sam.
I'll break his legs, the dirty rotten scoundrel!

Title: Re: An Open Letter to Mr. Jacques
Post by: billiumbean on 06 Oct 2008, 02:24

Making a T.S Eliot reference for a name gets you points.

But threatening to kick His Holiest Writer in the shin is just foolish.

His shin will kick you back, mark my words, and it will make you question your religion and fall in love with your ex girlfriend all at the same time.

Title: Re: An Open Letter to Mr. Jacques
Post by: Imnawtinsane on 07 Oct 2008, 04:18

Quote from: billiumbean on 06 Oct 2008, 02:24

His shin will kick you back, mark my words, and it will make you question your religion and fall in love with your ex girlfriend all at the same time.

I wasn't aware one could fall in love with their ex and not wonder why god hasn't saved them from it? Then realizing there is no god you have successfully challenged religion and questioned what people generally accept as true without putting too much thought into it.

Title: Re: An Open Letter to Mr. Jacques
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 07 Oct 2008, 13:00

I doubt Jeph would want me to fellate him as my beard would be mad scratchy on his junk.

Title: Re: An Open Letter to Mr. Jacques
Post by: Malek on 08 Oct 2008, 05:30

.....I realy wish i hadnt read that...