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Title: QC Captions Vol. 159
Post by: iduguphergrave on 23 Mar 2014, 15:04
Evenin' folks. Here be the first image:

(http://i.imgur.com/dmpa1ZJ.png)

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Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 159
Post by: cesium133 on 23 Mar 2014, 15:08
Marten: Dude, does this crowd of chicks have to be sloppily making out in public?
Steve: Woo!
Angus: Why is Faye with them?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 159
Post by: celticgeek on 23 Mar 2014, 15:38
Marten:  It's yellow, Jimbo.
Steve:  It's yellow, Jimbo.
Angus:  It's yellow, Jimbo.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 159
Post by: WAYF on 23 Mar 2014, 15:39
Steve: Hey look! Jimbo's trying to hit on the pinball machine again!

Marten: Uh, hang on... Jimbo's still at the bar ordering his drink. I think that's Wil.

Angus: I guess working all those late nights gets pretty lonely after a while.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 159
Post by: Mr_Rose on 23 Mar 2014, 16:33
Marten: "Oh god, don't look now but the 'bro' triplets are here…"
Angus: "Aw man!"
Steve: "Hey guys!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 159
Post by: Zebediah on 23 Mar 2014, 18:44
Marten: "Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into places a lot more heavily guarded than this before."
Steve: "AAAHHHRRRAAAAUUUUUNNNNGG!"
Angus: "I have a bad feeling about this."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 159
Post by: HauntingPoem on 23 Mar 2014, 21:47
Marten: What the Hell are they doing with those mugs
Angus: Ugh...
Steve: It's Yellow!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 159
Post by: cesariojpn on 24 Mar 2014, 03:24
Marten: Boy, drug tests have gotten weirder and more formal I think.
Angus: Yeah, this doesn't feel like a lab.....
Steve: I'm clean, what about you guys?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 159
Post by: Zebediah on 24 Mar 2014, 07:23
Marten: "Aaaand now he's completely naked."
Angus: "Well, that's disturbing."
Steve: "WOOHOO! GO JIMBO GO!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 159
Post by: FunkyTuba on 24 Mar 2014, 08:25
Angus: Butts.
Marten: Butts.
Steve. LOL!

--got nuthn
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 159
Post by: DSL on 24 Mar 2014, 08:56
ANGUS: "Sir, the test results are back ..."
MARTEN: " ... and your horse is diabetic."
STEVE: " ... and pregnant!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 159
Post by: Storel on 24 Mar 2014, 10:26
ANGUS: "Sir, the test results are back ..."
MARTEN: " ... and your horse is diabetic."
STEVE: " ... and pregnant!"

Hahaha! Test results on Jimbo's favorite beer, I suppose?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 159
Post by: Thrudd on 25 Mar 2014, 10:25
MARTEN: "Four Horse Ale?"
ANGUS: " Brewed in  Elkhart, Indiana."
STEVE: "It's yellow."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 159
Post by: Zebediah on 25 Mar 2014, 11:26
Marten: "I wrote a song for you"
Steve: "And all the things you do"
Angus: "And it was all... yellow"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 159
Post by: techkid on 26 Mar 2014, 03:51
The one time a Coldplay reference is a good one. Nice, Zebediah :)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 159
Post by: iduguphergrave on 26 Mar 2014, 14:06
Ok, just this one time.

Anyway, NEXT IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/NwsusSj.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 159
Post by: Mr_Rose on 26 Mar 2014, 14:29
Hannelore: "So this is it, huh?"
Marigold: "A'yup, just as you ordered; one techno-organic nanovirus that will eliminate and supplant every bacterium on the planet…"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 159
Post by: cesium133 on 26 Mar 2014, 14:31
Marigold (after Hannelore, so excited about finally eradicating all bacteria on the planet, stops listening): "... including the ones in your body that make it possible for you to survive."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 159
Post by: DSL on 26 Mar 2014, 15:24
HANNERS: "Wintergreen, huh? And you're sure it's sugar-free?"
MARIGOLD: "Yep! And it totally won't turn your teeth black. Not that there's any reason for me to mention that, no ... "
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 159
Post by: jwhouk on 26 Mar 2014, 18:35
...I think you're about four-five days away from that one, DSL.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 159
Post by: FunkyTuba on 26 Mar 2014, 21:46
Hanners: So... this...., is Momo?
Marigold: Yeah, I don't need her any more either.
USB Stick: It's ok, really... not as many peripherals to worry about anymore. The eels are more ticklish in here though.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 159
Post by: WAYF on 27 Mar 2014, 03:31
Hanners: Why does this button make the USB extend a considerable number of inches? That doesn't change the amount of data it can hold, so why would they put that feature in?
Marigold: Oh, you'll see.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 159
Post by: Zebediah on 27 Mar 2014, 05:18
Hannelore: "128 gigabytes of... butts?"
Marigold: "Not just any old butts either. Angus' butt!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 159
Post by: Thrudd on 27 Mar 2014, 06:47

Hanners: So the AI previously known as May is on here?
Marigold: This USB drive your dad lent me for field testing has improved memory cell properties by employing a structure called "P-BiCS." It solves the problem of the cell current degradation caused by an increase in the number of memory cell layers by improving the channel mobility of polysilicon TFT and it enhances the data retention properties by making improvements to the method of forming a SONOS film. Compared the BiCS with the other 3D NAND flash memories being developed by other companies, the BiCS is the most promising technology for Tbit-class storage devices in terms of the number of manufacturing processes, memory cell area, disturbance resistance and I have no idea what I just said but isn't it neat?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 159
Post by: jwhouk on 27 Mar 2014, 07:13

Hanners: So the AI previously known as May is on here?
Marigold: This USB drive your dad lent me for field testing has improved memory cell properties by employing a structure called "P-BiCS." It solves the problem of the cell current degradation caused by an increase in the number of memory cell layers by improving the channel mobility of polysilicon TFT and it enhances the data retention properties by making improvements to the method of forming a SONOS film. Compared the BiCS with the other 3D NAND flash memories being developed by other companies, the BiCS is the most promising technology for Tbit-class storage devices in terms of the number of manufacturing processes, memory cell area, disturbance resistance and I have no idea what I just said but isn't it neat?

Ladies and gentlemen, the winner.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 159
Post by: DSL on 27 Mar 2014, 14:50
...I think you're about four-five days away from that one, DSL.
I dunno wot dis minz.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 159
Post by: iduguphergrave on 28 Mar 2014, 04:37
I think it has something to do with April Fools Day?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 159
Post by: jwhouk on 28 Mar 2014, 05:56
I'd tink you was right.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 159
Post by: DSL on 29 Mar 2014, 10:56
HANNERS: "Gigabytes?"
MARIGOLD: "Gigabutts!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 159
Post by: iduguphergrave on 29 Mar 2014, 22:53
Aaaaaaaaaaand DSL sweeps in at the last minute for the WIN!