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*posts in new thread*Me too!
GUYS I WAS LOOKING FOR REFERENCES AND THESE CAME UP ON GOOGLE
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WHAT
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I LOVE THESE
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LEARNING
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TWAT WAFFLE
Pilchard, you'll like this.
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What we are seeing here is a result of the work http://www.gnuterrypratchett.com/. Fascinatingly, Google returns the header not for any request, but only if you google for Terry Pratchett.
What is more: if you google for Terry Pratchett in your browser, it looks like Google will remember this and send the header with any subsequent responses - no matter if they are PTerry-related or not.
Sign language insults
"call fuck want".
So this is legit from Sesame Street!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhWUFXvaZjo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhWUFXvaZjo)
So this is legit from Sesame Street!
Rap is not music.
It used to be.
Not anymore, now it's just aural ego masturbation.
"I SWEAR TO GOD, IF ONE MORE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SAYS THE MOVIE WAS BETTER THAN THE BOOK, I'M DRONE STRIKING YOUR FUCKING HOUSE YOU SHITS."
What is that? I can't tell what happened.
What? Since when do we have to go to youtube itself to watch a video posted on a forum in full screen?Since forever?
I hate the fact that embedding can be disabled. That should not be an option.
most movies about unruly dinner guests don’t go down a 5 hour tangent about dragons. you gotta respect the hobbit for that
I don't, nor do I think they should choose what countries it's viewable in. The latter angers me more though.I hate the fact that embedding can be disabled. That should not be an option.
And some content creators don't want their videos featured on other people's websites, and I think it's their right to have the power to decide against that.
Michigan Gothic.
- You ask your friend where he was born. He holds up his hand and points to a spot on his palm. “Oh, you’re from Grand Rapids,” you say. “No,” he replies, “look closer.” You do: there is a tiny house on his palm, with tiny parents waving up at you, asking if you’d like some lemonade. You aren’t thirsty.
- The coney island on the corner is open. You walk inside and order some gyros, then walk out for a cigarette, but find yourself in Flint. You go back inside, into the same coney island, then leave again. Now you’re in Grosse Pointe. It’s all the same coney island. Your gyros are getting cold.
- You’re driving through the Upper Peninsula, and stop for gas. The pump dispenses nothing but unrefined, crude oil. You enter the station, but the attendant only speaks ancient Cornish. A horn blows: the hunt begins.
- You cross 8 Mile and enter the city of Detroit. Your eyebrows are stolen before you travel fifty feet. Then your socks. Then your kidney. Eminem asks you if its pronounced “de-TROIT” or “DEE-troit.” You have no answer, and he hands you a can of Vernors. It tastes like road salt, and regret.
- Faygo. Its everywhere. You go into Meijer. The shelves are lined with Faygo. You go to school, and they serve Faygo for lunch. In the pipes of your house: Faygo. In your veins: Faygo. Moon Mist, if you’re not mistaken.
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QuoteMichigan Gothic.
- You ask your friend where he was born. He holds up his hand and points to a spot on his palm. “Oh, you’re from Grand Rapids,” you say. “No,” he replies, “look closer.” You do: there is a tiny house on his palm, with tiny parents waving up at you, asking if you’d like some lemonade. You aren’t thirsty.
- The coney island on the corner is open. You walk inside and order some gyros, then walk out for a cigarette, but find yourself in Flint. You go back inside, into the same coney island, then leave again. Now you’re in Grosse Pointe. It’s all the same coney island. Your gyros are getting cold.
- You’re driving through the Upper Peninsula, and stop for gas. The pump dispenses nothing but unrefined, crude oil. You enter the station, but the attendant only speaks ancient Cornish. A horn blows: the hunt begins.
- You cross 8 Mile and enter the city of Detroit. Your eyebrows are stolen before you travel fifty feet. Then your socks. Then your kidney. Eminem asks you if its pronounced “de-TROIT” or “DEE-troit.” You have no answer, and he hands you a can of Vernors. It tastes like road salt, and regret.
- Faygo. Its everywhere. You go into Meijer. The shelves are lined with Faygo. You go to school, and they serve Faygo for lunch. In the pipes of your house: Faygo. In your veins: Faygo. Moon Mist, if you’re not mistaken.
The woods around the Saginaw valley town are red and gold and full of men with rifles. All night, freight-trains call out, howling in the dark. The desk-clerk at the Best Western has light blond hair, and empty pale blue eyes. He stares at you all the time. The town is full of people who look like him. They stare too.QuoteMichigan Gothic.
QuoteMichigan Gothic.
- You ask your friend where he was born. He holds up his hand and points to a spot on his palm. “Oh, you’re from Grand Rapids,” you say. “No,” he replies, “look closer.” You do: there is a tiny house on his palm, with tiny parents waving up at you, asking if you’d like some lemonade. You aren’t thirsty.
- The coney island on the corner is open. You walk inside and order some gyros, then walk out for a cigarette, but find yourself in Flint. You go back inside, into the same coney island, then leave again. Now you’re in Grosse Pointe. It’s all the same coney island. Your gyros are getting cold.
- You’re driving through the Upper Peninsula, and stop for gas. The pump dispenses nothing but unrefined, crude oil. You enter the station, but the attendant only speaks ancient Cornish. A horn blows: the hunt begins.
- You cross 8 Mile and enter the city of Detroit. Your eyebrows are stolen before you travel fifty feet. Then your socks. Then your kidney. Eminem asks you if its pronounced “de-TROIT” or “DEE-troit.” You have no answer, and he hands you a can of Vernors. It tastes like road salt, and regret.
- Faygo. Its everywhere. You go into Meijer. The shelves are lined with Faygo. You go to school, and they serve Faygo for lunch. In the pipes of your house: Faygo. In your veins: Faygo. Moon Mist, if you’re not mistaken.
Where did this come from? I'd love to quote it for MI friends on Facebook, including my daughter, who grew up 1 1/2 miles north of 8 mile and went to high school about 1/3 of a mile north of it.
I don't, nor do I think they should choose what countries it's viewable in. The latter angers me more though.I hate the fact that embedding can be disabled. That should not be an option.
And some content creators don't want their videos featured on other people's websites, and I think it's their right to have the power to decide against that.
I always thought it was funny that your player character in Pokemon is 10 years old. Like, yeah, they’re “anime ten” where they look at least 18 yadda yadda, but they’re still ten.
Imagine the people in the Pokemon League. These are fully grown adults, right? They’ve trained their entire lives to be the best trainers in their country. They’re the best of the best. And then a ten year old walks in. A high and mighty four foot tall ten year old with a big smile on their face walks in. They’ve never even seen a tity. They don’t know where babies come from. They’re ten.
How did this ten year old get in to your arena? Did they wander in here by mistake? They say they’re here to battle you. Aww, how cute. This kid wants to fight the big league trainers, so they snuck in to fight you. That’s cute and funny. You’ll tell the others about this next lunch break. You decide to humor the kid and accept their challenge. You toss out your level 50 Tyranitar. You and this Pokemon have spent decades together, you trained for ages to get it to Level 50. You’re the best trainer in the country.
The kid reaches on their belt and tosses a Master Ball. Wait, what? A Master Ball? How did that kid get a Master Ball? Out of the master ball pops…
God.
God popped out of the Master Ball.
The very same God Pokemon that controls the flow of space, that you go to church and pray to every Sunday.
This ten year old kid just pulled out a Master Ball and threw God at you. God is, in fact, Level 73.
God shoots Hyper Beam at your life-long partner Tyranitar, causing it to evaporate in to dust. He’s fainted in one hit. The kid yawns.
The kid wipes your entire party of Pokemon, the Pokemon you spent most of your adult life training and caring for. You are stunned. You ask the trainer how long they’ve been doing this. They say “I started a couple of days ago.”
This kid is ten.
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*pokemon snip*
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An idyllic scene, right?
Except that hill isn't natural. It's a debris mound in Germany from WWII. (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schuttberg) Some of them reach over 200 feet high.
Fixed the Link further up.
And Grievous is cute :D
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Excavation of the second bomb was abandoned as a result of uncontrollable ground-water flooding. Most of the thermonuclear stage, containing uranium, was left in place. The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers purchased a 400 feet (120 m) circular easement over the buried component. The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill determined the buried depth of the secondary component to be 180 feet (55 m), plus or minus 10 feet (3.0 m).
The new Ginyu ForceI misread that as Ginsu Force so I imagined them all armed with kitchen knives, shouting a battle-cry: "But wait, there's MORE!"
What's more astonishing to me is that the dog apparently had nothing else to do than sit on one place, listening until they came back.
Poor doggie.
No that's Hannibal.
Mason would be a good name for a US Marine. Because he would then be a jar-head (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mason_jar). I suppose, if I were writing a story about him, I could name him Mason Dixon, but... one has to draw the line somewhere.
No that's Hannibal.
Pedantic correction of Gareth's correction:
That's Mason Verger from the movie "Hannibal".
Mason would be a good name for a US Marine. Because he would then be a jar-head (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mason_jar). I suppose, if I were writing a story about him, I could name him Mason Dixon, but... one has to draw the line somewhere.
i really want my last words to be “hey.. wanna see a dead body?”
Oh my god I want to go to thereMe too :wow:
hella good cosplayers
on my period like(http://33.media.tumblr.com/518717165110e9c281e915948295f57b/tumblr_inline_nehczdzX3r1r3lsut.jpg)
I've made a huge mistake
Maybe god had a gallon can of Fosters by his side.Bloody tourist!
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A Chomp Chomp cat bed from catastrophicreations.com
I love how fast they go from "heh, cute, that kid thinks he's Jean Val-oh, shit, he is Jean Valjean.
But I like graphs!So look at one! :parrot:
Look at this graph
What level did ur dog learn flamethrower
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Please, not knowing the language is no reason to have a boring afternoon. "Quatro cervezas, por favor."One of the first phrases one must learn in Portuguese is "Mais uma cerveja, por favor."
If I ever get a cat, I'll name them Mjolnir, but always call them "Meow Meow".Admit it, you have a secret desire to whirl a cat round you head by its tail and throw it at people.
If I ever get a cat, I'll name them Mjolnir, but always call them "Meow Meow".Admit it, you have a secret desire to whirl a cat round you head by its tail and throw it at people.
What? No, that's awful! :(If I ever get a cat, I'll name them Mjolnir, but always call them "Meow Meow".Admit it, you have a secret desire to whirl a cat round you head by its tail and throw it at people.
Whose to say he hasn't already done so and is now cursed by Bastet
I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.
there are two good reasons why people wear zodiac signs
they’re happy to wear their sign in public and it could be a great conversation starter and you know it looks really nice
you know the second reason why you piece of filthy t r a s h
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Has May or Yelling Bird used the term douchecastle (http://fusion.net/story/134163/silicon-valleys-startup-castle-is-looking-for-roommates-and-the-requirements-are-completely-bonkers/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialshare&utm_content=desktop%2Btop&utm_campaign=naytev&utm_content=5553db92e4b04a7456f49792) in QC yet?The snobbishness...
No, no, Professor Oak just forgets everyone's name every 10 years, even his grandson's. Dunno how that applies to the post RBY games though.(http://40.media.tumblr.com/94617b7555aefc8b418145a01fe0a157/tumblr_mz1cvl1RkE1qzax1xo1_1280.png)
In the world of Pokémon, you don't have an actual name until you turn 10. Haven't you played the games?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wkheJIz_OIThat's not wet.
so two sisters inherit a ranch. they decide to work on it a bit and after a while realize that they need a bull in order to help them around the place. so they gather together all the spare money they have—around four hundred dollars—and one sister looks at listings online and finds a man a while away who’s got a bull to sell. she decides that she’ll travel down to see him alone and tells her sister that she’ll send a telegram so that the sister can drive down with their truck if they are able to get the bull.
so the sister eventually reaches the man who’s selling his bull and asks what his price will be. he says, “listen. I won’t take a dollar less than three hundred and ninety-nine dollars.” so the sister agrees and pays him the amount, leaving her with one dollar. then she goes to the post office and asks to send a telegram back to her sister to let her know that she’s got the bull so her sister should come and pick them up. but when she asks the person at the counter, they tell her that the telegram costs a dollar per word. the sister only has one dollar so she picks a word carefully and sends the telegram.
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That doesn't explain anything!(click to show/hide)
House in a house painting a house on a houseI prefer phrasing it that way (that was my reaction when I saw it).
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5. Your child's TI-83 calculator is more powerful that the computer guiding the Apollo 11 mission. In fact, it's about six times more powerful than the computer responsible for landing on the moon.
6. Oxford University is older than the Aztec civilization. The Aztecs build Tenochtitlan in 1325. Oxford was established in 1249.
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
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Oxford was established in 1249.Noobs! The Zhengguo Canal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhengguo_Canal) (actually a water-control and irrigation system) was completed in 246BC. It is still in use, though continual dredging over the centuries has changed its route somewhat.
How can people be so stupid?
Those have to be Brits
Right?
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me: Hey can you pretend this empty Coke can I found outside is a bomb?Buh?
him: No.
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Also found this, this was parked near my apartment when I lived in NH.
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Dave Grohl, Kurt Cobain and Krist Novoselic make up 90s grunge band Nirvana. Pictured here in 1990.(click to show/hide)
The bitch is backWoo hoo hoo
Because texting is less efficient than talking but everyone's convinced it's better, even if there's nothing actually preventing you from talking.Sometimes it is better. I have texted across a tabletop with people who speak a Chinese dialect that I don't. Written Chinese is pretty standard; spoken, not so much.
Yeah, I can tell you from experience that comic could be renamed 'Horror stories for people with social anxiety problems'. I by far prefer to deal with people via text or email than over the phone. When I do have to talk with someone on the phone I keep it as short as possible. The worst was the time I've spent working in call centers, at tech support, customer service or order departments. Nothing like spending 8 hours dealing with angry people on the phone to drive my stress levels through the roof.
Except talking to someone whom you cannot see is incredibly mentally taxing and amplifies any social anxiety you might have, not least due to all the nonverbal cues you're not getting, and texting is a huge improvement on all those points.
Quote(http://40.media.tumblr.com/2eaa89f396a71b7732e60c95962b44f5/tumblr_inline_nnyk5wvPNn1rf6ii1_500.jpg)QuoteThe epidemic began on September 13, 2005, when Blizzard introduced a new raid called Zul’Gurub into the game as part of a new update. Its end boss, Hakkar, could affect players by using a debuff called Corrupted Blood, a disease that damages players over time, this one specifically doing significant damage. The disease could be passed on between any nearby characters, and would kill characters with lower levels in a few seconds, while higher level characters could keep themselves alive. It would disappear as time passed or when the character died. Due to a programming error, players’ pets and minions carried the disease out of the raid.please read the full wikipedia article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corrupted_Blood_incident)
Non-player characters could contract the disease but were asymptomatic to it and could spread it to others.[2] At least three of the game’s servers were affected. The difficulty in killing Hakkar may have limited the spread of the disease. Discussion forum posters described seeing hundreds of bodies lying in the streets of the towns and cities. Deaths in World of Warcraft are not permanent, as characters are resurrected shortly afterward.[3] However, dying in such a way is disadvantageous to the player’s character and incurs inconvenience.[4]
During the epidemic, normal gameplay was disrupted. Player responses varied but resembled real-world behaviors. Some characters with healing abilities volunteered their services, some lower-level characters who could not help would direct people away from infected areas, some characters would flee to uninfected areas, and some characters attempted to spread the disease to others.[2] Players in the game reacted to the disease as if there was real risk to their well-being.[5] Blizzard Entertainment attempted to institute a voluntary quarantine to stem the disease, but it failed, as some players didn’t take it seriously, while others took advantage of the pandemonium.[2] Despite certain security measures, players overcame them by giving the disease to summonable pets.[6] Blizzard was forced to fix the problem by instituting hard resets of the servers and applying quick fixes.[3]
The major towns and cities were abandoned by the population as panic set in and players rushed to evacuate to the relative safety of the countryside, leaving urban areas filled to the brim with corpses, and the city streets literally white with the bones of the dead.[7]
Orgrimmar during the incident.
Don't pull out in front of a tank. (http://news.sky.com/story/1494560/british-tank-flattens-learner-drivers-car)I would've expected this to happen in America, not Europe.
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It's long, but holy shit, so worth watching. (Especially Welu and Thrillhouse)
It's long, but holy shit, so worth watching. (Especially Welu and Thrillhouse)
(http://i.imgur.com/CY2iEfU.jpg)This is a comic version of eg this video (warning, scary):
(http://i363.photobucket.com/albums/oo74/KoolLink7/null.jpg_30.gif)Seeing this makes me wonder how many broken glasses and spilled beers occurred before the correct PID settings were found.
QuoteIn Japan, radiation creates monsters (Godzilla) and in America radiation creates superheroes
Shockingly, it’s almost like Japan and America have very different narratives surrounding nuclear fallout. Now, if we all think very very hard, maybe someone could think of why this might be.
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This is the best collection of Tumblr posts ever. (http://imgur.com/a/OwHNu?gallery)
The official twitter account of Sonic the Hedgehog is shitposting intensely right now and for the past few days. It's getting to ridiculous levels.Shitposting? :?
I'm buying travel insurance and their policy has a special clause that says they will not pay out if I have an accident related to or caused by a nuclear reaction. What."Well, you see, the electrical utility that powers the airport uses nuclear power, so we're not responsible for anything that happens."
The term is surely somewhat obvious? Specifically, I see it used most often for making large numbers of essentially content-free posts.
Oh, okay. So, what I do, then.
The term is surely somewhat obvious? Specifically, I see it used most often for making large numbers of essentially content-free posts.Wait, what? I assumed "shitposting" meant "talking shit", or insulting people. (I haven't looked at the link)
This is the best collection of Tumblr posts ever. (http://imgur.com/a/OwHNu?gallery)I READ ALL OF THESE THEY ARE AMAZING
The term is surely somewhat obvious? Specifically, I see it used most often for making large numbers of essentially content-free posts.Wait, what? I assumed "shitposting" meant "talking shit", or insulting people.
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FREE BIRD!
I love this.
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idk what this ad is actually saying but it SURE AS HELL sounds like 50 stray dogs are going to eat the 43-year-old remains of pet groomer jenny baxter at 5 pm today
There's always one in the FlockCome the sheep revolution, collaborators will be first against the wall.
It has become quite a popular joke that Mad Max takes place in our time and is really just what happens when Australians get lost in the outback.
Saw them live about a year ago in B-more. Was pretty rad.
The joke down here is that the original Road Warrior was an Australian driver-instruction film...QuoteIt has become quite a popular joke that Mad Max takes place in our time and is really just what happens when Australians get lost in the outback.
Oddly enough I have yet to see Mad Max 1..... :oops:
And unless I'm forgetting one, the laziest one has to be Frozen. THEIR PARENTS DIED ON THEIR WAY BACK TO THEIR HOME PLANET.
And unless I'm forgetting one, the laziest one has to be Frozen. THEIR PARENTS DIED ON THEIR WAY BACK TO THEIR HOME PLANET.(http://www.leonardpierce.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/poochie.png)
Rainbows are caused by Rayleigh scattering of sunlight in the atmosphere by raindrops. Different colors of light scatter off the raindrops differently, causing the colors to split.I don't think this is correct. Rayleigh scattering (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rayleigh_scattering) occurs when light is scattered by particles much smaller than the wavelength of light, which is not true of raindrops. Rayleigh scattering is responsible for the fact that the sky looks blue, and for the sun looking red at sunrise and sunset, but not for rainbows. Rainbows (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow) are caused by differential refraction of light within raindrops.
Quote(http://36.media.tumblr.com/72acbfcb1933b6ae192cb421f266ec37/tumblr_nn369wvBhj1qbc3qpo1_1280.jpg)Neither has that other wolf, apparently. Jesus fucking christ
I’m looking for wolf reference photos but I’ve never been so afraid
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@ Welu
I ......................
*Sticks hands in pockets ans walks off*
Reminds me of BabymetalGalvanic Lolita?
Quoteayn rand failing to understand that sesame street is for young childrengod this is missing the best part
JIM HENSON
I think Ms. Rand and my character Oscar the Grouch would have a lot to talk about actually. I am laughing out loud at this idea.
AYN RAND
Why would I want to talk to him. What has he achieved or trying to achieve.
JIM HENSON
He has achieved what I think is the ultimate goal of your way of thinking.
my roommate’s cat is named ‘muffin purrfect angel’ and i’m pretty sure she is the right hand of satan.
Not shown: Dan and Arin produce 5 pounds of liquid hell.I'm appalled that somebody manufactures a five-pound gummi-bear.
Not shown: Dan and Arin produce 5 pounds of liquid hell.I'm appalled that somebody manufactures a five-pound gummi-bear.
I have no idea what is going on in that first thing, Lee.
Quotesome tinder bios never cease to impress me
I would definitely date a guy if this were the first impression he made on me.
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I feel like even if I wasn't pansexual, I would still crush on Channing Tatum.
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Sean O'Connell still has the best weigh-in stare downs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY4y0dOjjNQThese scenes would have made the movie so much better
(http://i.imgur.com/1o9olYS.png)Wouldn't Batman use DarkDarkGo?
DuckKnightGo(http://i.imgur.com/1o9olYS.png)Wouldn't Batman use DarkDarkGo?
Law professor Roger Fisher suggested that nuclear launch codes be implanted in a volunteer’s heart. The president would be required to personally take the life of an innocent person before taking the lives of hundreds of millions.
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I don't get it.
This comic is aggressively adorable.
This comic is aggressively adorable.
My favorite one:
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Pointless.
Actual context, lad on the sofa is Jeff The Killer, a popular creepypasta figure and for some reason Slenderman is being a dick to him. Okay, I have no context, I just thought it was a funny gif.
You. DENSE Motherfucker.I must have missed the side plot where they hooked up...
Zuko crossplays as Mulan? (https://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,30595.msg1328351.html#msg1328351) :-oHe's always trying to find some way to get some honor. :wink:
(http://i.imgur.com/d5bjPoz.gif)I saw that without seeing the context and before I realized what it said my first thought was "WHY IS HODOR ON FIRE?!"
Pointless.
Actual context, lad on the sofa is Jeff The Killer, a popular creepypasta figure and for some reason Slenderman is being a dick to him. Okay, I have no context, I just thought it was a funny gif.
Slenderman's not very... uh... funny round my parts. (http://www.jsonline.com/news/crime/why-no-help-for-schizophrenic-girl-in-slender-man-stabbing-b99527566z1-311614861.html)
Poop, let the man poop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kyn9Es4HoY
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about an inch below the F
Mom Throws Dream Party for Personal Injury Lawyer-Obsessed Toddler (http://blogs.wsj.com/law/2015/07/28/mom-throws-dream-party-for-personal-injury-lawyer-obsessed-toddler/)
Haha I posted that back on page 7 (https://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,30595.msg1321066.html#msg1321066). 8-)Well there's a first time for everything.
The robot that hitchhiked across Canada and Europe has met a brutal end in Philadelphia (http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/08/03/hitchhiking-robots-cross-country-journey-comes-to-tragic-end-in-philadelphia/?tid=sm_fb).(http://i.imgur.com/p2iKt.gif)
Quote“Welcome back to school, children. This year, your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher will be this woman from the Ministry of Magic. Why the government is interfering in the affairs of a private institution is beyond me. If you have any complaints, please do not bring them to me. End of speech.”Quoteharry potter au where dumbledore is replaced by ron swanson“Son, did you or did you not place your name in this stupid fire cup?”
Regional Differences
“oh hey,” she said, “it’s a really touristy area, but since you’re gonna be passing through anyway, you might as well stop by pier 29, see the dragons. also, there’s a—”
“hold on,” i said. “i knew your city had mountains, but. dragons? uh, actual living dragons?”
“dude, it’s not a big deal. they’re there all the time. of course they’re majestic and everything, but they’re loud and cranky and mostly they lie around eating garbage. now and then the city council will talk about trying to make them roost somewhere else, but—”
“dragons,” i repeated. i knew it was making me sound like a rube, but it was a lot to take in. “you live in a city that has dragons.”
“no, it’s cool, we used to go see them when i was a little kid. it’s worth doing. but that whole area is mostly dragon-themed gift shops, and the commercialization is kind of a bummer. also, sometimes a dragon will melt somebody’s car and it’s a whole problem.”
“fairytale-style, giant scaly fire-breathing dragons.”
“honestly, i forget other cities don’t have them?” she said. “there’s a few other sites on the west coast where they gather. portland calls them wyverns, but that’s a portland thing.”
“chicago’s got, like, bunnies and songbirds,” i told her, “but otherwise it’s just your typical vermin. pigeons, rats, sphinxes—”
“sphinxes? what the hell.”
“oh, yeah, they nest in the el tunnels. sometimes a fucking sphinx will flap down out of nowhere, bring the whole train to a halt until the front car answers a riddle.”
“that sounds exciting,” she said.
“it’s the worst. your train winds up being twenty minutes late, and you just have to hang out hoping somebody up there read their mythology. there’s supposed to be a program where the conductors get trained in riddling, but i don’t know. rahm emmanuel keeps saying it’s not a budget priority.”
“huh,” she said. “guess the grass is always greener and all that. but on some level, it’s nice to remember that even with all these big box stores, the country still has some variety left in it.”
“yeah, did you know that in rhode island they call water fountains ‘bubblers’?” i said.
“whoa, seriously?”
“i read it somewhere. weird, right?”
“weird.”
No, no, no. Chicago has the werewolves.I thought it was London:
They have black hawks, bears and cubs, bulls, and some wolves - but they're minor.I heard about those! 'The minor Wolves, the major lift', right?
(http://i.imgur.com/GESWgfY.jpg)Side note: this is the image Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reply_of_the_Zaporozhian_Cossacks).
Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks depicts a supposedly historical tableau, set in 1676, and based on the legend of Cossacks sending a reply to an ultimatum of the Sultan of the Ottoman Empire, Mehmed IV.
O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.
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I laughed at the "when flashing" before I realized the 50 was the point. I am a grown-up I swear.
No, no, no. Chicago has the werewolves.I thought it was London:
(http://imgur.com/download/y4fCFt7)Reminds me of driving through Atlanta.
Friendly mod edit: Just put this in a spoiler because it's not really entirely SFW, absent nipples or no.
Friendly mod edit: Just put this in a spoiler because it's not really entirely SFW, absent nipples or no.
I am amused and slightly mystified by things like this; the idea that work would be even remotely concerned with the (absent, in this case) nipples rather than the fact that you're looking at something which is absolutely nothing to do with work.
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I think that would still work. Liar Brother would reply "I don't like them," because Sir Mix-A-Lot likes them and cannot lie. Sir Mix-A-Lot would reply "I like them," because Liar Brother doesn't like them and always lies -- thus if you asked him he'd say he does like them. Sir Mix-A-Lot cannot lie, so he won't lie about Liar Brother's answer.But Liar Brother never said he doesn't like big butts, this is just stated. If he truthfully does not like big butts, he would falsely say he likes them. Sir Mix-A-Lot knows that his brother always lies, so if you ask Sir Mix-A-Lot what his brother's answer would be, he would truthfully say it's "I like them".
...Those are fucking amazing and I need to see all of them.Fret no more!
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/c1fca626b611e18be3c688c21fb3fb4e/tumblr_nrtcy5NV4P1qhmn8no1_1280.png)We play Uno with stacking Draw cards. Someone throws down a Draw Two for example, the next person can throw down a Draw Two and the next person has to draw four total cards. However, the Draw card chain continues until it hits someone with no Draw cards. Most cards I've seen drawn from one of these was 12.
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We play Uno with stacking Draw cards.Doesn't everyone?
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How does it work?
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This happened a few years ago and I was living in Zimbabwe at the time, and I was having a pretty bad day, I was going to see my auntie who lived about 400km away from me. If youre african you’ll understnad that this was no small journey. So I got in my car and set off and about 3 hours into the journey i came across a Dude by the side of the road who was going in the same direction, so out of the goodness of my heart i said jump in. we go to talking and he happened to be going to exact same village as me and he knew my auntie!.
Half an hour passes and we’re making polite chit chat and reminiscing about old times in zimbabwe, when all of a sudden he tell me to pull over, so I do. he runs out of the car and starts making wretching noises, so i assume he’s throwing up, its dark at this point so i cant really see much, so i go check on him ( first mistake). I get out and go to his side expecting him to be there but he’s not…..Then I here someone behind and me and before i know it im unconcious! so I wake up a couple hours later( iknow this becuase the sun was coming up at this point) without my car, clothes or wallet. so im thinking great. i look around and see im on some farmland wearing the giys clothes. SO i start walking in no particular direction and eventually come across a settlement.
I explain to them my situation and they tell me that the nearest main road is at least a good half a days walk from where I am and they dont get many cars coming through this part but they heard one last night ( which might be our thief). I start walking in the direction they point me in and after what felt like forever i come acroos a road, so I pitch up and start waiting, ( now i know most of you are thinking why not call someone, i had no phone with me and I dont have the best memory so I didnt know any numbers that would come in handy). after a couple of hours a car stops and lets me hitch I let him know the situaion and he says we’re in the complete opposite direction of my intended destination but he’s willing to drop me close enough to walk the rest of the way to which I thought great!
its takes a good two days to get there and he drops me off and i say my goodbyes to my driver, I take down his number so i can repay him later on. At this point im starting to recoginise my surroundings, I walk for a few miles and as im getting closer to my aunties i can here a lots of singing and what appears to be a large crowd which i though was strange. Im about 100 feet from the house and i see my Son which again i thought was strange because he was meant to be in school at this time, but instead of running to me and hugging me as he normally does…he runs away screaming to my complete bewilderment. I get to the the gate and all of a sudden the large crowd alerted by my sons scream has stopped singing and is stood silent. my wife appears and starts to run towards me hugging and kissing me like Ive been gone for months. My auntie appears and immediately faints when she sees me.
I still have no clue whats going on at this point and im exhausted, so we rush to get my auntie inside and I see my picture ontop of a large box that resembles a coffin sitting in the living room….
So it turns out that the guy who robbed me and made off with my car my wallet and all my clothes was in a car crash so bad that they couldnt identify the body and because the only things they could use to identify him was my wallet, they assumed it was me that had died in the crash. since there was no body of sorts they could arrange the funeral preety quickly and that is what I had stumbled upon. My son still has nightmares to this day and and my wife has told me never to pick up a hitch hiker ever again.
TL;DR Got carjacked, robber died and family thought it was me, they arrange my funeral and I somehow manage to stumble upon my own funeral.
This is my first experience with a football game day in Madison, but if it's anything like Norman, I agree. Just find a place to hide.
This is my first experience with a football game day in Madison, but if it's anything like Norman, I agree. Just find a place to hide.
When I was a grad student, the apartment complex I lived in was in the part of town that was closed to traffic. My strategy was usually to either hole up in my apartment all day, or sneak out during 2nd quarter, then find a place away from campus to hide until after the game. I do remember one time I went to another grad student's house during the game, and walked back to my apartment. There was someone trying to get into the section of town that was closed to traffic, arguing with a cop that he lived at the apartment complex I lived at. The cop's response: "I don't care where the hell you live, if you don't turn around right now I'll fucking shoot you." Norman cops... :psyduck:
Apparently that ain't happening.This is my first experience with a football game day in Madison, but if it's anything like Norman, I agree. Just find a place to hide.
When I was a grad student, the apartment complex I lived in was in the part of town that was closed to traffic. My strategy was usually to either hole up in my apartment all day, or sneak out during 2nd quarter, then find a place away from campus to hide until after the game. I do remember one time I went to another grad student's house during the game, and walked back to my apartment. There was someone trying to get into the section of town that was closed to traffic, arguing with a cop that he lived at the apartment complex I lived at. The cop's response: "I don't care where the hell you live, if you don't turn around right now I'll fucking shoot you." Norman cops... :psyduck:
It'll only be bad if the Badgers manage to come back and beat 'Bama.
Apparently that ain't happening.
But, hey, the Sooners can kick the hell out of a cupcake team...
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/sometimes-people-can-be-real-assholes-9.jpg?quality=90&strip=info&w=600)Hey, it says merge, not merge right now. (I probably would do what the dicks did, but in my defense...I learned to drive in New Jersey.)
I don't get why pumpkin spice is such a big deal.Partly because it's tasty but mostly because it's not offered all the time.
“I can’t believe it….I’m on a box of cookies!
When you are having sex and forget to kick the cat out of the room(http://40.media.tumblr.com/e3a81eec9f835df9bdb235f4f0db6488/tumblr_inline_nqu9yenL7K1qk5swu_500.jpg)
Is it bad that I thought: "There have never been any tigers on the prairie."? They do live on grasslands in Asia though, and on the taiga (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiga), naturally... :claireface:
That's one thing, actually. How come that wizards never replicated lightsabers? Maybe the only one working on it was Mr. Weasley?They did in "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality".
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That's one thing, actually. How come that wizards never replicated lightsabers? Maybe the only one working on it was Mr. Weasley?They did in "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality".(click to show/hide)
That sounds more like "light broadsword", but I guess that not all light blades can be sabers.Since sabres generally have curved blades, and are generally used with a one-handed grip, lightsaber® was a curious name-choice in the first place.
Quotewhy is that pine cone drinkingto forget
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Just a warning for you guys, I may disappear Offline for a while due to a fruckup with the billing of my ISP Account. For some reason, I'm $300 in arrears and that's gonna take a while for me to clear as I'm an Invalids Beneficiary here
I'm hoping to clear this as quickly as possible, but I may be gone Offline for at least a month until I do.
I'll try and get on every so often via Public Access at the Library, but I may be unavailable for full time until I get this cleared
Sorry.
I bet it has a stupid name like Eeyurope.
(http://i.imgur.com/eHPoge5.jpg)The fuck did they do to Iceland?QuoteI bet it has a stupid name like Eeyurope.
There's a lot wrong with that map. The Black Sea is messed up, Spain is in the wrong place, and Ireland and France are just plain gone.imgThe fuck did they do to Iceland?QuoteI bet it has a stupid name like Eeyurope.
You're right, I can't believe I didn't notice how badly Spain was copy-pasted over france.There's a lot wrong with that map. The Black Sea is messed up, Spain is in the wrong place, and Ireland and France are just plain gone.imgThe fuck did they do to Iceland?QuoteI bet it has a stupid name like Eeyurope.
Today at work I asked one of the kids what her favourite colour was and she said:
‘Pink and purple. They’re pretty. I used to liked yellow but I got fed up with it.’ She stares into the distance. Suddenly this five year old child in her flowery dress with matching ribbons in her hair has become a battle-hardened veteran. She’s seen some shit.
‘Too many things are yellow now’. If this were a movie she’d knock back the last of her whiskey and get up from the bar. I know in my heart of hearts this kid is sick of minions.
The fuck did they do to Iceland?
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQP8QVlU8AAmHti.jpg)
I can see how American's can't cope with Canadian Street Slang, or Received Pronunciation as we call it on the footpaths and byways of England.What is Canadian Street Slang?
-ernest hemmingway
Don't you have to specify a full name on a Death Note? I'm not too familiar with the story, but that's always been what I've been told about it.I am not sure about the full name, but you need a name and must also think of the person's face while you write their name. If you don't know either of those, they are impervious to the effects. Oh, and you can only kill one person at a time - no mass-murdering everyone named John Smith.
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That thing costs 25 dollars. I can grab a stool from the garage for free.Yeah, or knock up something like this (http://www.lillipad.co.nz/diy_plans/), though not as tall if you're going to use the technique shown in that video (knees-up sitting on the seat rather than a full-on squat above the pan - see the different height stools on this page (http://www.lillipad.co.nz/)). The main advantage of squat-stools over a milk-crate or something is that they fit neatly round the toilet, but they also let you spread your feet further apart which can be more comfortable.
But y'know, I put that video in this thread for the rainbows, not the serious discussion!
But y'know, I put that video in this thread for the rainbows, not the serious discussion!Too bad. Butts are always serious!
That's cool and true, but it so did not need to be a gif.
Also apparently between that and the cat thing, I'm a lot more weirded out by human mouths than I realized.
When you finally beat a really tough boss after dying a thousand times.(https://38.media.tumblr.com/71c51fcb57ff40d89d214bae155b8c87/tumblr_inline_nlfq4oI8Xm1r16lw3.gif)
Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.
Son: "Mom, Dad.. I'm gay"
Mom: *staring at dad
Dad: ...*clenches fists
Mom: ...don't!
Dad: *sweats profusely
Mom:
Dad: HI GAY, IM DAD
I've never been so disappointed in my own state, and we elected Christie twice :psyduck:
This is actually an official video, approved by the Chinese government, to explain the "five year plan" system to English-speaking audiences. I facepalm with embarrassment, not only at the Sesame Street approach to presenting centralised planning, but the weird outdated stereotypes of western musicians:
Explaining the Na+/K+ pump to people outside of biology
Quotethis is the ugliest post on this earth and if i have to see it so does everyone elseQuoteimagine Benedict Cumberbatch furiously trying to hide a boner.(http://38.media.tumblr.com/59d661b8d40371d4bdc79a0fc59cf8ee/tumblr_inline_mu86vwGxGW1qh3etd.gif)
When you hungry af but the microwave is taking forever
Wait, "apposite" is an actual word?
I just found the greatest website ever. (http://www.supercook.com/#/recipes)
So far I've found bacon-fried macaroni and sweet chicken bacon wraps. My meager kitchen is a goldmine and I never even realized it. On the downside, my health is going to nosedive if I start cooking with too much bacon...
”and, you know, as mad as that made me as a little kid, in retrospect that is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my entire life”
Her instrument is a 笙 (shēng, pronounced roughly "shung") (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheng_(instrument)).
Perky Goth would be what I expected to see there.
T5 Tipped so well for their catering. Class act. Unlike that a-hole Clooney. Still Arnie was a sh*t governor of CA.
So one of those "You been friends with X for Y years!" posts came up for me and a friend on Facebook...we've been Facebook friends for 46 years, apparently. Not only have we been friends longer than Facebook has existed, we've been friends for longer than we've been alive.Ha, 46 years ago (as of about 3 hours from now) is the dawn of the Unixverse*, so that's just a glitch that a lot of people have been getting.
imagine fucking up this bad
This article (http://gizmodo.com/the-future-of-the-gif-could-be-the-death-of-the-gif-1682654198) has some clues why this is not a trivial request.So in other words, they "fixed" what didn't need fixing.
So a gifv is a video with no sound that can't be paused, rewound or fast forwarded. Why would anyone prefer that to a video?you could make the same argument about a gif.
Yeah, but gifs can be easily downloaded and moved, gifvs can't.oh wow, I was under the impression it was. :-o
My Patronus is a 5'3" girl with a cybernetic left arm and a penchant for electricity and hot chocolate. AKA Gaige from BL2.Mine's an X-wing. Pew Pew Pew.
Mine's probably a dog. Or a wolf. But a friendly wolf.
Could be.Mine's probably a dog. Or a wolf. But a friendly wolf.
Could it be doge? :wow:
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTWt-T3ncgEZydZGe404iooG-lQatsPyvrPgJLGmHxBdsjDjjM2Pw)
For all your "pot party" needs.
I am more amused at how they spelled marijuana...
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Mine would probably be a Vorlon out of its Encounter Suit
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Yeah, but gifs can be easily downloaded and moved, gifvs can't.
Imgur says it will always give users the option to download the actual GIF file, but then you're giving up all the advantages of GIFV.
World maps without New Zealand (http://worldmapswithout.nz/)
Who the hell downloads gifs and attaches them to emails?I'll download them to my phone and text them to people.
My dictionary lists "marihuana" as a correct alternative spelling, and I think it is more phonetically representative of the Spanish pronunciation, isn't it? The source is listed as "Latin American Spanish", but yo no hablo Español, so I can't comment.
World maps without New Zealand (http://worldmapswithout.nz/)
Who the hell downloads gifs and attaches them to emails?I'll download them to my phone and text them to people.
...why would I do that? If I show people something, I just want to show it to them, not make them work for it. That'd be like if I posted a link here to a picture/gif instead of embedding it.Who the hell downloads gifs and attaches them to emails?I'll download them to my phone and text them to people.
Why not just text them the link instead?
Just spent 10 minutes looking for my asshole cat…
a reason why I'd like to post a .gifvI don't get it
http://imgur.com/OVC1W07 (http://imgur.com/OVC1W07)
When you sleep through your alarm but realize your alarm never went off then realize you never set your alarm you just typed “8” into the calculator then passed out.
This is being nitpicky, but I'm pretty sure that commentator isn't Spanish. Or at least the accent isn't.
Also Spanish commentators sound much less clear when they talk.
So..."goal" in Spanish is "goal"?(click to show/hide)
Lee, what is this?The marines have more than just sharp sticks now.
Any more when I hear that sharp sticks comment, I think of this DLC for the terrible Colonial Marines video game, where you get a rail gun that fires exploding tungsten spikes. The name for it? S.H.A.R.P. sticks (sonic-harpoon artillery remote projectile)
:psyduck:
talking to siri Save Search
Regular keyword search for "talking to siri"
Did you mean talking to god (475 results)?
Perfection :parrot:Purrfection :-P
Just a friendly reminder that this game exist!"O would some power the giftie gie us to see ourselves as others see us." Robert Burns.
I think this is why I love the video the most.Just a friendly reminder that this game exist!"O would some power the giftie gie us to see ourselves as others see us." Robert Burns.
I...don't get it.
dont go in
Maisie somehow manages to be cool enough to play Arya Stark.
Oh, I wasn't knocking the dress. Arya is just a total badass...but so is the girl who plays her was my point.Maisie somehow manages to be cool enough to play Arya Stark.
Somehow? Mexican wrestler dresses are the coolest, especially with a matching flower choker.
Also I don't know that person.
there is a really fucking suspect noise going down in the library and it sounds like muffled porn sounds and all the students are just looking around suspiciously at each other trying to figure out who’s got the dirt like
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Well, it should have flown away with it's rockets then.
“I bring word from the swamp prince, the old pacts shall be honored, muster your forces at first light…”
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Looks fun (http://i.imgur.com/1ccmM6d.gifv)That reminded me of the sofa-in-the-staircase simulation from Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency.
Is it bad that I had to google to find out who John Cena is?
If highway signs were like Powerpoint slides:They could be like Sydney parking signs:
Harley Quinn has just cut ties with The Joker
http://io9.gizmodo.com/harley-quinn-just-cut-ties-with-the-joker-in-the-most-s-1759700580?utm_campaign=socialflow_io9_facebook&utm_source=io9_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
All I have to say is about FUCKING time.
Considering I recently discovered that the remaining handful of people in the universe that still like gifs are basically gathered in this thread, I thought I would - as they like to say in Reddit - just leave this here.Blasphemy.
http://www.commitstrip.com/en/2016/02/18/gifs-you-need-to-stop-now/
Considering I recently discovered that the remaining handful of people in the universe that still like gifs are basically gathered in this thread, I thought I would - as they like to say in Reddit - just leave this here.Blasphemy.
http://www.commitstrip.com/en/2016/02/18/gifs-you-need-to-stop-now/
Quote“Convinced husband to go out in a blizzard dressed as Death. Neighbors stared.” posted by reddit user m3lodym4kerMust be chilled to the bone :-D
Related: How do you get a hold of girl scout cookies? Do they sell them door to door? It's not really a thing in Europe so now that I'm in the states I want to know how I get these mythical cookies in ma belly.
And in time it came to pass that Leonardo DiCaprio, who was already a millionaire, won his meaningless bobblehead for playing pretend in some snow. And the LORD spake then unto the people, saying: “Lo, I have granted thy prayers: be content therefore, and obey the LORD thy God, and make no more memes.” But the people were foolish and sinful, having made idols of the Meme, and heeded not the voice of the LORD: and the new memes were plentiful and did multiply. And the LORD spake unto them again, saying “Please, stop: this hath not been funny since like 2013, if then.” But the people ignored him, for they were on their phones, tweeting #FINALLY LOL 😂😂😂😂. And the LORD regretted then that he had made man: and wise men likewise regretted that they had been made.
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(http://i.imgur.com/YXhT6fA.gif)ice bear moves for nobody.
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Now that's coordination, or balance. (http://i.imgur.com/lL4nqtu.gifv)
There Is Nothing is a creepy short film by David B. Earle, who is actually is an artist and filmmaker from Denmark with a steadily growing portfolio. No matter how diverse his style may become, it’s likely that he’ll be best known for this one-minute film. Intended to be played on loop infinitely, it challenges the viewer to an interesting game: See how many loops you can watch without closing it reflexively.According to Earle, “When looped, there is no actual beginning or end, and no real sense of where the beginning and end actually are. This piece was inspired by a personal paradoxical desire for empirical proof that there is nothing on the ‘other’ side of life.”
WATCH IT HERE. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns1SGo3WCF4)
(probably makes more sense if you've seen this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmd1qMN5Yo0))
Its Tom Selleck
(probably makes more sense if you've seen this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmd1qMN5Yo0))
If that's Burt Reynolds, now I understand the ending of the cancer arc on Archer SO MUCH BETTER NOW
Its Tom Selleck
(probably makes more sense if you've seen this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmd1qMN5Yo0))
If that's Burt Reynolds, now I understand the ending of the cancer arc on Archer SO MUCH BETTER NOW
roses are red
violets are blue
I wasn’t your first choice, but
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I ate a Scorpion today. It did not taste good.
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Ernest Hemingway [posting ad selling baby shoes, never worn]: I should have known these shoes wouldn't fit my dog. I should have known
How did my father die?
I've been trying to find that site for ages!Happy to help! :lol:
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Sauce (http://www.marycagle.com/letsspeakenglish)
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Judy looks different...also why isn't Skeeter blue in that?I'm guessing its the original concept art they pitched to Nickelodeon.
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Reasons why this is crap:
1. It starts out easy enough, and then the you realize the past tense of ‘lie’ is also the present tense of ‘lay.’
2. Once you lay a book on the desk, it isn’t laying there. It’s lying there.
Even after all that, you think you’ve got it right, but then…
3. When you go on vacation, you spend your time lying on the beach, not laying in the sand - unless you’re doin’ the nasty, in which case you would be ‘laying someone in the sand’ (and getting sand all up in your… you know).
“You ever wanted to just… Drive through a wall?”
“N… No Mr. President.”
“… But we could…”
http://40.media.tumblr.com/4acb86735f8784c83c61ba72bcbc4917/tumblr_inline_nomt15VTAi1sjh1ps_540.pngExcept GH doesn't make the F sound at the start of a word, and AFAIK no word in Engnish that ends in TI makes the SH sound, so at best, GHOTI is pronounced as "goty" with either a short or long O.
I really don’t want to know what that means…
You can make fire with lemon and nails - Full video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv2vT665bGI)
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Which one? Since it's near summer, I do keep a small one as part of my EDC. I have another hanging over the shower rail, another for my face by the sink…
gosh but like we spent hundreds of years looking up at the stars and wondering “is there anybody out there” and hoping and guessing and imagining
because we as a species were so lonely and we wanted friends so bad, we wanted to meet other species and we wanted to talk to them and we wanted to learn from them and to stop being the only people in the universe
and we started realizing that things were maybe not going so good for us— we got scared that we were going to blow each other up, we got scared that we were going to break our planet permanently, we got scared that in a hundred years we were all going to be dead and gone and even if there were other people out there, we’d never get to meet them
and then
we built robots?
and we gave them names and we gave them brains made out of silicon and we pretended they were people and we told them hey you wanna go exploring, and of course they did, because we had made them in our own image
and maybe in a hundred years we won’t be around any more, maybe yeah the planet will be a mess and we’ll all be dead, and if other people come from the stars we won’t be around to meet them and say hi! how are you! we’re people, too! you’re not alone any more!, maybe we’ll be gone
but we built robots, who have beat-up hulls and metal brains, and who have names; and if the other people come and say, who were these people? what were they like?
the robots can say, when they made us, they called us discovery; they called us curiosity; they called us explorer; they called us spirit. they must have thought that was important.
and they told us to tell you hello.
Composing Movement video
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Straight people out here shooting up their own fucking babies
video (https://youtu.be/ODBQ_BNjMA0)
You know that house you pass when you get lost on a back road?
Every back road in Pennsylvania has one.
The house the forest has been lazily trying to reclaim since the day it was built, tucked neatly between somewhere and nowhere?
You know the one I mean.
It’s just a house, of course. You tell yourself that it’s just a house, anyhow. You’re a rational person, and it’s just a regular house. There’s a suburb like a mile back, for Christ’s sake. You’re not exactly stranded. Just lost. It’s late, and you need to turn around.
The porch is a heap of deer skulls and axes and water-logged indoor furniture, and you try to slow your breathing. Plenty of people hunt. Plenty of people chop firewood. Plenty of people survive turning around in someone’s driveway, so why are you being such a baby? What are you afraid of?
And surely it’s a safer place to reset your GPS than the… Well, what must have been a farm, once… up the road. With its single, emaciated horse and its howling, feral cats and its tetanus-trap of vine-choked, scrap-ravaged cars.
Surely this is safer, you think.
And you’d be right, most nights.
I mean, there’s an even chance you’ll be pulling chunks of deer out of the grille of your car if you panic and drive away too fast, but that’s not the house’s fault. That’s just Pennsylvania for ya’.
Most nights, everything is perfectly fine, and you’ll laugh it off as sleep-deprived paranoia and arrive at your destination unscathed and unchanged.
But every so often… If the sky is clear and the air is crisp, and you listen very carefully, you’ll hear me…
I’m there, you know…
Perched on the roof, just outside of your view, just fuckin’ shreddin’ on this toy accordion I got on Craigslist for ten bucks. Just, like, reallllly goin’ at it like you would not believe, whispering, “Hell yeah,” every few measures.
I’m getting pretty good, actually.
Double memes
QuoteWhen you invite me over for sex and there are other people in the house.(http://67.media.tumblr.com/65d2ec974ece37d9dc0a031aa3aef060/tumblr_inline_nr97z9j0w41sku7h8_540.gif)
Print this. Put it on your fridge. Choose which Chris Pratt you want to have as an inspiration and act accordingly. There’s no wrong choice here.
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/191afd1ccd26d19404919265a9c03752/tumblr_o9quil1Pox1qbpdcto1_1280.jpg)I've gone from being warned against strangers to becoming one!
"It's raining cats and dogs" is not really a metaphor for "it's raining a lot", is it?
I'm not disputing the meaning of the phrase, I'm disputing the meaning of 'metaphor'. I thought metaphors were supposed to be symbolic of something, like "the sky has broken open" meaning a sudden onset of rain, or "when it rains, it pours" meaning when something bad happens, the worst happens. The leap from "it's raining heavily" to "it's raining cats and dogs" doesn't seem to have much symbolism.
Wikipedia describes metaphors in detail (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metaphor), which makes me even more confused.
^ Yet another image I can't see because Tumblr have screwed up their IPv6 configuration and not corrected it in over six months (from the date of the first post I've found discussing the problem)!
Get with the times, Tumblr!!
^ Yet another image I can't see because Tumblr have screwed up their IPv6 configuration and not corrected it in over six months (from the date of the first post I've found discussing the problem)!
Get with the times, Tumblr!!
Dang, that means you probably can't see pretty much everything I post
SEVEN little workers, tried to give their ship a fix
one got distracted by an egg
then there were only six
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SIX little workers, tried to stay alive
one chased after Jones the cat
then there were only five
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FIVE little workers, are shaken to the core
one went through an dark small vent
then there were only four
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FOUR little workers, there was nowhere to flee
one was a machine in disguise
then there were only three
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THREE little workers, the scared surviving crew
one was paralysed by fear
then there were only two
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TWO little workers, they never could‘ve won
one tried to be a hero
then there was only one
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ONE little worker, she was on the run
she killed the monster and survived
the rest is dead and gone.
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once there was a man who drove the train for a living. he loved it; it was something he’d wanted to do since he was a little boy. his favourite part was making the train go as fast as possible.
one day, however, because he was going so fast, the train got into an accident. now the man made it out safely but unfortunately, one passenger died. so, the man was put on trial, found guilty, and sentenced to execution.
the day came when the man was meant to be executed and he requests a banana for his last meal. he ate his banana, sat in the chair, and the executioner flipped the switch. sparks flew, but the man emerged alive.
now, around this time there was a law that stated if a person were to survive an execution, it was a sign of divine intervention and the prisoner was to be let go. so, the man was released.
he got his job back as a train driver, and having learned nothing from his previous mistakes, continued on driving the train recklessly. of course, the train soon got into another accident.
now again, the man was put on trial, found guilty and sentenced to death. and, for his last meal, he requested two bananas. so, he ate his bananas, was strapped into the chair, and the executioner flipped the switch. once again, the man was totally fine, and released.
now, would you believe that he got his old job back again? our reckless train driver seems to have learned nothing, because he continued to drive the train overly fast and recklessly. of course, he got into an accident for a third time.
once again the man was put on trial, found guilty, and sentenced to death.
the day came and he requested his last meal - three bananas. at this point the executioner said, “no, i’m sick of you coming in here, eating your banana and walking out unscathed. let’s just do this.”
so, without eating his bananas, the man was strapped to the electric chair, the executioner flipped the switch and - the man was completely unharmed. the executioner was dumbfounded.
“oh, the bananas have nothing to do with it,” the man explained, “i’m just a bad conductor.”
BlueKitty:
*groaaaan* This was bad and you should feel bad.
BlueKitty:Fixed.
This was amazing and was just the spark this thread needed.
QuoteQuotereally? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies
Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.
And to be honest it was a little bit frightening.
Well, what other Beastie Boys song still gets played these days? Fight for your Right (to Party) really doesn't fit. And besides, it fits this trailer tons better than it fit Star Trek.Intergalactic
If you drop an ant from the top of the Empire State Building, will it die? (http://www.theverge.com/tldr/2016/6/10/11894028/ant-dropped-from-empire-state-building-science-experiment)
In the ‘90s, there was a popular Korean TV show called Curiosity Heaven (It does not translate well) that conducted experiments based on these weird hypothetical questions.
In one episode of Curiosity Heaven, the hosts took ants to the top of the 63 Building (Seoul’s equivalent of The Tall Skyscraper Tourist Attraction in Every City, named for the number of floors it has) to drop them off. The question of the episode: if you drop an ant off a skyscraper, will it survive?
After coming to a theoretical conclusion through a lot of math and physics that the ants would survive an 820-foot fall, the plan was put into action. But as the hosts summited the top of the skyscraper, they discovered all of the ants had exploded from the atmospheric pressure. That’s right: exploded.
If that’s not the biggest plot twist I’ve ever read in my life, then I don’t know what is.
I'm glad I'm too young to remember when the Beastie Boys were chart toppers.Why?
As much as I wish I had been alive for the original punk movement, I'm glad I'm too young to remember when the Beastie Boys were chart toppers.
My parents were punk until they sold out and became yuppies soon after I was born. I was kind of raised on the music.As much as I wish I had been alive for the original punk movement, I'm glad I'm too young to remember when the Beastie Boys were chart toppers.
You didn't miss much. A lot of the original punk movement was garbage.
(I was alive for most of it.)
You didn't miss much. A lot of the original punk movement was garbage.
come on kids we’re having barrackolli for dinner
"Gus, don't be..."Wait wait, I think I get it, is this Psych?
Actual Reasons Why People Were Dumped
What's that from?Soldier 76 on the left, and D.VA on the right, are characters from the computer game Overwatch. Beyond that, I have no idea what the comic is about.
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What's that from? Also:
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Hahaha that took a turn for the unexpected! "Uh-oh...."
ThanksQuoteGUYS I WAS LOOKING FOR REFERENCES AND THESE CAME UP ON GOOGLE
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WHAT
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I LOVE THESE
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LEARNING
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TWAT WAFFLE
QuoteI have questions
To get to the other side
The Olympics are another area that just trigger me. They build these expensive purpose-built structures that cost in the Billions to make, and then they just fall into disrepair. I feel that it would be better to just have one location set up for the Olympics, and just maintain the structures that are built there. "The Olympics are about world unity or whatever" you might say. Yeah, well the world can unify in this one city.Waiting for the N KOREAN 'Lympics! It is the only location that makes sense.
My suggestion? Bring it on home to Marathon, Greece. I'm sure the Greeks aren't going to use their title as the Home of the Olympics to try to rule the world or whatever, and it would beat the crap out of stuff like THIS happening (https://www.google.com/search?q=olympic+venues+then+and+now&hl=en&biw=1920&bih=965&site=webhp&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwjF5ueOksjOAhWJ4iYKHfV7A2gQ_AUIBygC).
...sorry, did you need some of this soap? Let me get off of the box.
Waiting for the N KOREAN 'Lympics! It is the only location that makes sense.
23 Teachers Reveal The Most Ignorant Things Students Have Ever Said To Them. Seriously? (http://bulletin.tickld.com/x/jaw/23-teachers-reveal-the-most-ignorant-things-students-have-ever-said-to-them-/p-1)Number 3 is just... perfect, what a hero!
Naw, Nerds are people who lack social skills. If you are really obsessed with something, you're a GEEK.There really is no set standard, either can be used to mean either.
23 Teachers Reveal The Most Ignorant Things Students Have Ever Said To Them. Seriously? (http://bulletin.tickld.com/x/jaw/23-teachers-reveal-the-most-ignorant-things-students-have-ever-said-to-them-/p-1)I'm never teaching.
I think we can safely say that Speesh Mahrines lack any kind of social skills. Unless it involves praising the Emperor, smiting the foes of the Emperor or training in the name of the Emperor they just don't do it...Except for the Space Wolves chapter. They are the only social ones...that may explain why the other chapters don't like them very much. The wolves drink, prank, and have fun. Meanwhile the Ultramarine brother next door is complaining about the noise while he's trying to study his codex.
23 Teachers Reveal The Most Ignorant Things Students Have Ever Said To Them. Seriously? (http://bulletin.tickld.com/x/jaw/23-teachers-reveal-the-most-ignorant-things-students-have-ever-said-to-them-/p-1)
QuoteMy favorite part of this is that there was a period of time where Archie just expectantly watched Reggie cut the crust off his pizza for what was probably like two minutes and was just wondering how the fuck that was going to turn into half a pizza.“Archie-”
“Jughead, shut up. I wanna see where he’s going with this.”
hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.
Quote(http://66.media.tumblr.com/b12dbe0092305c62b77f4171bb1a2093/tumblr_inline_o4oesaZXLk1rytmqw_400.jpg)Quote(http://67.media.tumblr.com/df11ba6d4df0d72c9de25d7907182784/tumblr_o4od5iXyrg1rilpuko1_500.jpg)(http://67.media.tumblr.com/ab11ab90b1a2cc75084939dc058d584c/tumblr_inline_o4odjjUbEo1rl87xe_500.jpg)
Walk into your kitchen at 3am and this wizard is waiting for you, having drunk your beer and sampled, but disliked, your potato chips, hasn’t done the dishes, and he isn’t happy
What do you do?
“Really, Carl? Really? Christ, I knew the breakup with Cindy was bad-but not THIS bad! How’d you even get in my house? Why are the Utz all over the floor? Wh- how did you get in my house!?”
“Damn your fool’s mind, Randy, the mists of dream still you know my Amulet of Saros allows me passage through all portals, physical and arcane. I came here as this apartment provides protection from the mental ravaging of that dark sorceress, Cindy, gods blast her name! Your fermented beverages are all that have kept me from darkness this night, Randy, would you turn me away in this hour of terror?”
QuoteHey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didn't appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didn't exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.
Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama fuck.
is this.. literally an entire zelda cdi cutscene in gif form?
Pelican kisses...It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
https://youtu.be/rUutDTJY7LI
horse people are spectacular to listen to bc they love to go on about the “trust” between horses and people and it’s just enchanting. I leave that conversation completely mesmerized by the idea that a person actually trusts one of those fucking demon creatures when you can see it on their face that there is no life or love in their eyes. horses are the ready vessels of a vengeful, hateful god and we should leave them to eat the fucking ground in peace
SOOOMBRA! Thedoorwifi!
Ah, that wacky Talon household. A lot of people have done videos of voice acting for this cartoon. The best I think though was the SFM version of it:
When you max out Luck in FO4
Quote*squints at suspiciously*if you experience a constitution buff lasting more than 4 hours please contact your magical advisor
I don’t think this was made for fingers
Pie in the sky (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-38334437)
Quote(http://68.media.tumblr.com/55b1ca32de36a90159ec1acabaa933dd/tumblr_oafii0uFX31v55mfko1_1280.png)(http://68.media.tumblr.com/91923914c5de065a3f490a2b4126e89a/tumblr_inline_oblulvAIpy1r6iohv_500.png)
Every athlete’s dream starts with asking,“What if?” We’re a proud sponsor of Team USA and their dreams of achieving greatness.
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[i don't think this was meant to be this dark]
Mr. Rogers projected an air of genuine, unwavering, almost saintly pure-hearted decency. But when you look deeper, at the person behind the image...that's exactly what you find there, too. He's exactly what he appears to be.
Wisdom for the new year for all the homies in this crib.
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Quote(http://68.media.tumblr.com/be5ca5330e87579dc02b5a2fba75bdbb/tumblr_nsfu3faViu1qdsz89o1_1280.jpg)Fun fact: These aren’t koi, they’re ordinary goldfish! A lot of people think that koi are just large outdoor goldfish, but they are actually separate species. However, like koi, goldfish can easily grow to tremendous sizes and live a long time, provided they’re given adequate space and nutrition.
These koi are really aggressive. But look at the markings!
Or a weekly Webcomic of them meeting in an upscale Bar/Restaurant discussing the week and the mess that Trump is making of the U.S. - Which is why they moved to Canada
Just a thought
i have made a terrible fucking mistake
i’m fucking crying? i’m fucking crying(click to show/hide)
Quotei have made a terrible fucking mistake
i’m fucking crying? i’m fucking crying(click to show/hide)
While waiting for a youtube video to load, I came across this commercial. It is a real product and damn if its not satirical of its own target demographic!Hahahahahaha! Bros make me think dark thoughts of Re-education Through Labour, but it's good that someone is looking out for them.
That is friggin' fantastic. I love Serenity. I love Firefly.The president of Fox announced he'd be willing to reboot the series but only if Joss Whedon was apart of it...
Spoiler for those not caught up in either Game of Thrones or Star Wars.It's a tale as old as time...
Spoiler for those not caught up in either Game of Thrones or Star Wars.It's a tale as old as time...
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Meanwhile Hillary is looking at the camera like she’s in the office and Michelle is presenting pure restrained disdain.
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Near the beginning of the intro to Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour, Peach is seen making a shot. Even though a sound effect of her hitting the ball plays and her facial expression suggests that it flew in a high arc, watching the ball closely reveals that it doesn’t actually move from the tee, indicating that she missed the swing.
and if it says ".mp4" just change it to ".gif"
Yep, open the video in a new tab and remove the v at the end of gifv
Land mermaid:I assume the "mer" is derived from the same root as the French mer, meaning sea, and the French for land is terre, so I guess that would be a termaid?
I feel like this has been done before
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I often fantasize a production of HMS Pinafore with the crew of the TNG Enterprise.
Sir Joseph Porte: Data or Riker
Captain Corcoran: Picard
Tom Tucker: Geordie
Ralph Rakestraw: Riker or Data
Dick Deadeye: Worf (I mean, it would be the perfect for him!)
Bill Bobstay: O'Brien
Bob Becket: Westley
Josephine: Troi
Hebe: Guinan
Mrs. Cripps: Dr. Crusher
This is heartwarming:Holy shit, that was amazing.
That ain't half bad - But nothing beats "The Show with the Mouse" (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_Sendung_mit_der_Maus) for sheer simple-minded silliness
If you want to raise entire generations (it's been running non-stop since '71) to shed tears of joy over dick & fart-jokes, prepare their malleable little brains with a mouse and an elephant who ... mostly communicate by means of blinking & snorting.
Oh... I might have to find me some more of this!
I cannot help but love this videoThe whole thing is amazing, but my favorite part is it confirms that Ron Swanson's adorable laugh is just how Nick Offerman laughs.
Why'd they blank out the other three?
Also: Doomfist announced for OverwatchSo much for Newton's Third Law... :-P
We are all sinners in trashcans.Did a post get deleted? What was this referring to?
The name of one of the posters in the image above this.We are all sinners in trashcans.Did a post get deleted? What was this referring to?
<<Fallout Facts snipped>>
<<Fallout Facts snipped>>
Now that's just mean...
That labelling is ambiguous. Is the beer made for dogs, or from dogs? :psyduck:Yes.
I just discovered the word katzenjammer (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katzenjammer), and I've decided I like it. Is it a common German word, Case?
I just discovered the word katzenjammer (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katzenjammer), and I've decided I like it. Is it a common German word, Case?
Flat Earth Lunar Eclipse!
Horror.
@Morituri For that thought, I'd highly advise not trying to live off of MREs. There are a lot of idiots here in Florida that haven't crapped for DAYS for that reason.I would not have thought that constipation would enhance military effectiveness. Does the military rely on terror to open the bowels? :-o
(https://i.imgur.com/oDvX8yM.jpg)They really should be more careful, or they'll break the China.
I wish the ghosts would talk to me, it would be nice to have more friends. We could start a book club.
Please someone write that story.
Seagulls? Mmmmm! Stop it now!I couldn't help it:
“hello,” the dark lord said, “i need a library card.”
“everyone needs a library card,” the librarian said brightly, sliding a form across the desk. “fill this out.”
the dark lord produced her own elaborated plumed quill from the depths of her robes and scrawled her name in handwriting that was completely illegible but seemed to whisper the secrets of the dark from the blinding white page. “yes, but i need mine in order to take over the tri-kingdom area.”
the librarian’s polite smile barely faltered. “funny, the last dark lord to try that didn’t bother with a card.”
“yes, and do you see that fool currently ruling our kingdom? no. of course not. utterly ridiculous, to attempt to take over any size country without a library card, much less an intermediate-sized one like this.” she accepted the thin plastic card with a gracious flourish of her gloved hand.
the librarian, adding the new card’s number to the database, privately agreed, but chose not to say anything.
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the librarian balanced the pile of pulled books under one elbow and held the list of call numbers in their hand for easy consultation. “intermediate spell casting for grades three and four,” they murmured, running fingers along the peeling spines until they found it. “willing to bet that’s sorrel’s request.”
they fit the large, paperbound book under their elbow and moved on, checking the list again. “magical creatures encyclopedia, L through M. that’s jackaby trying to finish the entire set by midsummer.” they would get that one last to carry it around the shortest amount of time.
“next — the complete guide to raising the dead.” they paused in front of the row of shelves with the right call numbers. they could guess the requester of that one too, but knew better than to say it out loud.
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the return slot thunked loudly as it swung open and closed, having swallowed the returned books with a wet gulp.
“good morning,” the dark lord said pleasantly as she looked up from sliding her books in — or as pleasantly as “good morning” could sound when it was uttered by a voice that sounded like gravel being chewed to pieces by the jaws of a large monster.
“it is, very,” the librarian said crisply, conjuring a clean handkerchief for the still-slobbering return slot.
the mouth just visible under the dark lord’s enormous cloak hood curved into a scythe’s blade smile, but she said nothing else.
“did you enjoy your books?” the librarian asked, since she wasn’t moving and there were no other people waiting (most likely because of the dark lord standing there).
the hood nodded up and down. “extremely. especially the taped lecture by doctor dramidius ardorius of the dark arts institute.”
“well, we have many more taped lectures. i especially recommend the one on the healing powers of tea.” they tilted their head in a now get out sign. the poor steam-powered self-checkout contraption would get overheated if people were too scared to check out at the front desk.
they didn’t really expect the dark lord to take the recommendation seriously, but the next day they noticed the cloaked, hooded specter glide out the door with the taped lecture on magic-infused herbal teas tucked between a CD of dark chants and a step-by-step art book on drawing occult symbols.
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“you give good recommendations,” the dark lord said with a shrug when the librarian raised their eyes from the front desk’s computer to the shadows of her hood.
the librarian wasn’t sure what to say. “you seem to take up quite a lot of my time.”
“i’m only a simple library patron,” the dark lord replied in a saintly voice that resembled a dragon coughing up a partially digested house. “do you enjoy mermaid song?”
“yes. you can find the library’s collection in the CD section over there.” they looked pointedly back down at the computer.
“i hear there’s a concert on the shore tomorrow evening.”
“perhaps we’ll get a recording of it.”
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the dark lord continued taking out books on various unsavory topics. the librarian continued suggesting books on healing, positive thinking, and community service. the dark lord seemed more amused with each visit. her smile was almost charming, when you got past the long, sharp teeth.
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the librarian was trying to go about their usual morning ritual of pulling books that had been requested the night before, but the dark lord wouldn’t stop making faces at them from behind gaps in the shelves. she seemed to find it hilarious. the librarian hadn’t decided yet if they were amused or annoyed.
“ooh, look at this,” the dark lord said, pulling a sturdy but beaten up board book featuring a werewolf mid-transformation on the cover from the shelf. “this was my favorite when i was just a little menace.”
“somehow i’m not surprised.”
the dark lord tucked the book into the ridiculous basket made of a large skull that floated alongside her. “didn’t you have a favorite picture book when you were little?”
“Barker the Sentient Book End,” the librarian said promptly. “i screamed for it every night until someone read it to me, long after i’d already memorized each page.”
the dark lord cooed, sounding like a cross between an owl and something eating an owl. “adorable. i knew you had a little monster in you somewhere.”
the librarian crossly debated denying being a monster at all or pointing out they had actual kraken blood in them.
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they should have guessed how close the dark lord was from how good her mood was, but it wasn’t until they arrived at work on monday that the librarian heard the news.
“the newest dark lord managed to overthrow the faeyrie monarchy last night. something about combining traditional herbal spells with a newfangled mental magic based on the power of willful thinking… or something. the news reporter mentioned the use of mermaid song in a mild kind of mind control, i think? i wasn’t listening. the good news is, our budget stays in place.”
the librarian contemplated hurling the can of bookmarks across the room, but concluded that it would be both unprofessional and unsatisfying. they settled for aggressively stamping returned, only slightly saliva-covered books with red ink.
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the phone clicked loudly. “public library, how can i help you?”
“by taking my offer,” the dark lord said, slightly hesitant voice like a rock slide that wasn’t sure it was ready to slide. “the royal library in the capital needs a new head librarian.”
“why’s that?” the librarian spun in their new swivel chair, tangling the phone cord while they were at it, thinking they wouldn’t want to leave so soon after getting it.
there was a cough like the ocean spitting out a new island. “erm, hmm, last one got… eaten. tragic. these things happen when you’re very, very small, you know.”
“so i’ve heard.” the librarian stretched the phone cord and watched it bounce back. “well, i’m happy where i am.”
“well.” her voice was more disappointed than they’d expected. “it’s a very nice library, you know. large selection of mermaid song in the CD section.”
“the royal library is part of our system. i can request any materials from there that i want to be delivered here.”
a pause. the dark lord had not considered this. “well, maybe i’ll take the royal library out of the system.”
“you wouldn’t dare disrupt the workings of our very intricate library system set up at the dawn of time.”
“maybe i would!”
“no.”
“fine. i wouldn’t.”
the librarian swiveled some more, wrapping the cord around with them until it ran out of give and spun them in the other direction. “would you like to grab a coffee sometime?”
“yes,” the dark lord said, voice too surprised to resemble anything in particular. “i can travel down meet you tomorrow morning.”
“don’t you have things to do?”
they could sense the shrug from the other end of the line. “i’ll move the capital to your town. i can do that, you know. i’m the supreme ruler of the tri-kingdom area.”
“yes,” the librarian agreed, un-spinning to return the phone to its cradle. “just don’t forget who gave you the library card.”
I would post the picture here but I am sure the mods would be quite upset.I can't speak for the other mods, but I'd be ok with it, were it properly spoiler tagged.
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Looks like I'm a 'proper brew' type ! :-DPillock over here. Seems kinda harsh.
I drift between "proper brew" and "'ard bastard". That is, of course assuming black tea. I don't add anything to green or white tea.
Proper punctuation is everything, people.
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I mean, just different bios for the various pictures. Just funny is all.
This is too amazing not to post. :-D
No spoilers for The Last Jedi, just Fan fiction from everything before it.
https://imgur.com/gallery/dOdfa (https://imgur.com/gallery/dOdfa)
I should move to Finland
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Big kitty
You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!
Keeping the dog dry:There are more high-tech solutions to the problem, but nothing beats that for TLC. Also, small-wheeled bike FTW!
Instructions for a walk in the woods
-Never turn around to check behind you. You’ll see nothing, but once you start doing it you won’t be able to stop, and an ominous feeling will follow you until you don’t lock your house’s door behind you.
-If you stand very still and listen you will hear the woods calling for you. Don’t answer. Never answer.
-You’ll hear things quietly following you, hidden in the trees by your sides. It’s okay, they’re just checking on you.
-Don’t be scared, but be really, really wary.
-If you have a bad feeling about taking a certain path, don’t. You’ll avoid whatever is waiting for you at the end of it.
-You never know what may be buried under the soil you’re walking on. Remember that every time you take a step. Pray that whatever it is, it won’t wake up.
-Be careful not to step on any beetle, or you’ll never get rid of them.
-If you bring a knife with you, name it. Otherwise the blade will turn against you as soon as you try to use it.
-Make sure you remember the way back home. As soon as you get lost, you’re just another piece of fresh meat.
Of the 25 most venomous species of snakes in the world, 20 are indigenous to Australia. Not all our snake species are venomous, but I believe Australia is the only country in which the majority of snake species are venomous. I have venomous snakes and spiders in my garden, but it's no big deal. I leave them alone, and they leave me alone. I do wear gloves and boots when gardening though. ;)
NiCs ArS?
I think you meant to post this.
Quotemalcolm in the middle sequel where everyone is older except for dewey who is the same exact age
Series finale reveals Dewey as the centuries-old family patriarch when Hal’s latest hobby (capoeira) shatters the hourglass containing his tormented soul. Dewey knows he’s not yet made his penance to the world but calmly accepts he can never change what happened in 1346 and that maybe he deserves the peace of death after all. The final shot of the show sees Dewey, surrounded by his loving family, as ages rapidly into a cadaver, a skeleton, dust, and finally a single humble flower, as the screen fades to black and we hear a final echo of “life is unfair”
The white dress one?
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Feed a person vampire blood, you get a ghoul. Feed an animal vampire blood, you get a hellhound. Water a plant in vampire blood, you get a mandrake.
Fill up your car with vampire blood? Probably good things, let’s try it.
Just a heads-up; I'm going into hospital very early tomorrow for some minor but necessary surgery. It's supposed to be the same-day in-and-out but I've been kept in overnight before due to post-operative blood oxygenation issues, so no-one panic if I don't post until late Monday/Tuesday!Good luck BenRG!
You're missing the point.
You're missing the point.
I'm a little concerned that someone is attempting to bring a point to this thread. Cut that out at once. :police:
If You Had To Pick A Weapon… Which One You Picking(https://78.media.tumblr.com/9ed95ac6ec02c45c497d9405e1deb05c/tumblr_inline_p3srkvyW6T1u37a6x_400.gif)
<big image deleted>Where are Alaska and Hawaii. Or am I missing something?
<big image deleted>Where are Alaska and Hawaii. Or am I missing something?
Had to share this one.
A new and permanent piece of street art in south-west Victoria that came about by happy accident (http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-08-02/wombat-mural-in-warrnambool-happy-accident/10065236)
Have you seen Childish Gambino's "This is America" video yet?Pretty obviously, no.
What? It's a music video. The worst thing that happens is that people get pretend-shot.
What? It's a music video. The worst thing that happens is that people get pretend-shot.
Yeeeah, it's a parody of that, but the video is... well, NSFL.
I don't get it TBH. I mean... I get it. But... I don't get what's funny about it. Is it an anti-joke?The picture is taking the music video which is being metaphorical and making it literal. Instead of all the violence, chaos, and repressions being representative of what America is, instead its just a picture of the continental united states.
I know, explaining would kill it, don't worry.
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I don't get it TBH. I mean... I get it. But... I don't get what's funny about it. Is it an anti-joke?The picture is taking the music video which is being metaphorical and making it literal. Instead of all the violence, chaos, and repressions being representative of what America is, instead its just a picture of the continental united states.
I know, explaining would kill it, don't worry.
friend: what’s the name of that one pokemon move a lot of grass-types have in which they raise both their attack and special attack by one level?
me:
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https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/United_States_ex_rel._Gerald_Mayo_v._Satan_and_His_Staff (https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/United_States_ex_rel._Gerald_Mayo_v._Satan_and_His_Staff)
Edit: If you thought Mayo vs. Satan was mindboggling, try this:
http://dev.null.org/psychoceramics/archives/1997.12/msg00054.html
http://www.milk.com/wall-o-shame/conspiracy.html
Pintsize: ponytails; pianola
Marten: Marva (alright, at least there's a music connection)
signalling: assassination
assassination: asscorrection
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Ok so I have a story. I worked Fantasyland (Dumbo) at Magic Kingdom. We had a girl transfer from Pirates of the Caribbean. And she told me the most amazing story.
So Pirates is down (shocking) And this particular boat is stopped at the first big scene, Where Barbosa is on the ship yelling for Jack Sparrow.
Anyway the boat has been stopped for about 15 minutes at this point, and there’s a couple sitting alone in the back. So the guy decides that nothing gets him in a better mood than the smell of water that hasn’t been changed in roughly 50 years, and convinces his girlfriend to blow him.
Now this girl is in the booth, along with the coordinator, watching this go down. Literally. There’s not much they can do to stop it at this point, other than notify security. Then another problem arises. The guy finishes, and the girl makes the motion to spit.
In. The. Fucking. Water.
Now if that load is released into the water, thats an automatic biohazard, and the ride is shut down for weeks. The water is removed, the ride path is scrubbed, along with the ride vehicles, and then new water is brought in. Costing the company thousands of dollara and pissed off tourists. The worst combination on this earth.
Panicking at this predicament, the coordinator grabs the mic in the control booth and says:
“Spitting is for quitters.”
This echoes over the bitching of guests and 50 year old audio of pirates commiting various crimes.
The look on this woman’s face was priceless. She gazes up, as if Walt himself commanded her from the grave, and swallows.
I’m told the ride started 5 minutes later and the couple ran out from the exit queue as fast as they could.
And this is why you dont fuck at Disney. Because cast members will call you out and it will be the highlight of our day.
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Well, you're doing better than me then. In my case "what other people actually understand" often lies entirely outside of "what I think" and all its subsets.
What ISN'T understandable is why the lyric would be toned down! :) :)
What ISN'T understandable is why the lyric would be toned down! :) :)
To post in a Twitch chat?
I agree. I must find more.
Did you ever have that moment of perspective when you're suddenly terrified and awed and astonished at the fact that against billions-to-one odds (more!) you're this incredibly close to a star?
When you look up at the sun (don't do this at home, kids, it's bad for your eyes) and think, "my god, that is a gigantic fucking nuclear furnace, producing incomprehensible amounts of barely-contained, uncontrolled, raw energy, and could kill me in an instant if I get too close," and "out of the septillions of completely empty cubic lightyears in this galaxy, how is it even possible that I would be in one that has *THAT* in it?"
Nobody? Is that just me?
Did you ever have that moment of perspective when you're suddenly terrified and awed and astonished at the fact that against billions-to-one odds (more!) you're this incredibly close to a star?
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My Grandma Beryl (Charlie's wife) was occasionally heard to exclaim that someone was "so stubborn he could get hit twice by the same bolt of lightning." I think she used the phrase affectionately, but I could never really tell with her.
The translation is about sweet jams? :psyduck:
A random math problem has been distracting me occasionally for a week or so. This morning I woke up knowing the answer.
One day is equal to exactly 167/10 + 349/29 lunar months.
Accurate to within a minute or so in a thousand years. Of course this assumes that the ratio of lunar months to days remains constant. In the long-ish run (thousands of years) it does, but in the very short run (within a single year) it fluctuates with the time of year and precession of the apsides, and in the very long run (tens of millions of years) it lengthens as Earth's tides gradually subtract rotational inertia from the planet's spin and add it to the moon's orbit.
So, as with everything, this is an approximation. But it's a pretty good approximation for the next several thousand years.
Really? What station? What country even? And did they come up with the same fraction sum?
I'd been thinking about how to make gearing that a clock could use. The ratio of 25101 days to 850 lunar months is fairly well known (to the vanishingly small number of people who actually care) but 2789 is a prime factor of 25101 and it's really hard to cut a gear with 2789 teeth.
So I'd been thinking, since gears with more than 360 teeth are impractical, about how to express it using numbers smaller than 360.
RPGs with tons of characters
I’ll tell you what’s ferocious. Freddie’s comeback to Sid calling him “Freddie Platinum” when they were recording down the hall from each other at London’s Wessex Studios (Queen for News of the World, Pistols for Bollocks).
Sid Vicious made the mistake one day of bursting into Queen’s control room and antagonizing their frontman. “Have you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses, then?” he sneered. “Oh, yes, Simon Ferocious,” Mercury replied. “We’re trying our best, dear.”
Then, according to Queen biographer Daniel Nester, Freddie rose from his chair and began to playfully flick the safety pins displayed on the front of Sid’s leather jacket. “Tell me,” he asked, “did you arrange these pins just so?” When Sid stepped forward in an attempt to intimidate Freddie, the singer simply pushed him backwards and inquired, “What are you going to do about it?” Sid immediately backed down.
A sign of maturity; recognizing a situation in which a fight is motivated solely by ego, that ego is not worth fighting over, and that fighting will accomplish nothing beneficial. Kudos to Mercury for not going hyperbolic over Sid's intrusion. Kudos to Sid for not rising to Mercury's blatant if playful baiting. Kudos to both for de-escalating.
Given the people involved, I wonder whether Mercury was actually making fun of Sid, or just flirting with him. Or, embracing his fundamental and well-known ambiguity, both.
Today's random video is RIQUÍSIMO! (https://youtu.be/8JoqQP0FHX0)
Hoo boy. That made me want to jump up and feed the kitten myself. That must be the toxoplasmosis talking.
this summer.
my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags
oh god i finally got a reference on this bloody thread and of all things it's TIDYING UP ON NETFLIX
ffs
It occurred to me today to wonder why people assumed that the universe is finite, or expanded from a point after the big bang. Why people made up the idea of "cosmic inflation" to explain the sheer bigness of what we see around us and the fact that it can't all have come from a point at less than lightspeed during the time of the universe's existence.
It appears to have been infinitely dense, or nearly so, at the instant of the Big Bang.
It does not follow from infinite density though, that its size was ever small.
Infinity, plus the amount of space that's been added, (and is still being added) is still infinity. Infinity (space) divided by any slightly-smaller infinity (matter) is still infinitely dense. The Big Bang, for all we can tell, may have happened across infinite space, rather than just at a point.
We'll never see more than what's inside our lightspeed horizon, but that doesn't mean it's not out there. And it doesn't put any kind of limit on how much of it there might be.
So why did we need cosmic inflation again?
My question is why we think it started from a point.
Is an adblocker stopping anything from (i.)imgur.com?
Germs are not real, 'cos you can't see them - so no point in hygiene...
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/02/fox-friends-host-says-hasnt-washed-hands-10-years-germs-not-real-thing-cant-see/ (https://www.rawstory.com/2019/02/fox-friends-host-says-hasnt-washed-hands-10-years-germs-not-real-thing-cant-see/)Ignaz Semmelweis is spinning in his grave.
"My batteries are low. And it's getting dark." -- Opportunity rover, signing off. This was the last message received."Do not go gentle into that good night,
Pixar short "Kitbull"
You may need tissues.
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I can't get over how much kangaroos look like desert jumping mice that used to be common where I grew up. Only they're kind of a supersized, slow-motion version of them.
Mind you, kangaroo attacks kan be pretti nasti.
In the video, what I like is how the wolf is wagging its tail.
In the video, what I like is how the wolf is wagging its tail.
That clip might be from a video game...
In the video, what I like is how the wolf is wagging its tail.
That clip might be from a video game...
WHAT. Now you've gone and spoiled everything. :cry:
Context: The next pokemon game is suppose to take place in the UK. One of the playable characters looks Scottish to fans, and so this meme was born:
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The Fundamental Matrix song is ten years old.
How to trick a monkey
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< Thwack! >
Oook.
How to trick a monkey
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Well, guess who's not on my Christmas list any more!
Hello Beneficiary,
You have a new package from Apple that comprises of an (iPhone XS, Apple MacBook Pro and a Cheque of $6,480,000.00 USD), prepared for delivery to your house address, kindly reply back as soon as possible for more information via: [email protected]
Yours Faithfully,
Mrs. Rita McCarthy.
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You may think it's only youngsters going "just look at this freaky old thing, I think they were called pay phones,"Are phone-boxes generally gone in the USA? There are about 16,000 payphones in Australia, and Telstra, their operator, would love to ditch them, but there's a huge stink every time they suggest it. It's a legacy from when Telstra was Telecom Australia, the government telecommunications monopoly, so politically Telstra is forced to have a "universal service obligation".
Same here. The moment the phone companies were no longer obliged to maintain them, they all went out. After all everyone has a cell phone, no? Which is all fine and dandy until the moment you find yourself stranded on a station in the middle of nowhere, with no battery left, in the rain.
Need to get down in the gutter, LTK...
what if the joker just did normal clown shit like spray people with prank flowers and make balloon animals but batman beat the shit out of him anyway
Try as I might, I can't make myself see them upside-down.I can only see them all "convex side up". The lighting is coming from the left, and all the plates have their highlight side on the left, and the shadow side on the right. If any were "convex side up" the shadows and highlight sides would be reversed.
Try as I might, I can't make myself see them upside-down.I can only see them all "convex side up". The lighting is coming from the left, and all the plates have their highlight side on the left, and the shadow side on the right. If any were "convex side up" the shadows and highlight sides would be reversed.
Just seeing this thanks to the comments in another thread...Not yet, she is the playable character (so usually the player can name her whatever they like) but they usually do give them default names to choose from. The game is still in development and slated to come out November 15, 2019 so we may get some more information this summer or on release.
It's quite groovy with the "Scottish Pokemon Trainer" (does she have a name?)
What is cringe worthy is the bloody awful renditions of the Scottish Accent by people who clearly only know Scots from Groundskeeper Willie (and even then, they're not listening too well!)I think the accent is less derived from Groundskeeper Willie and more from Merida (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRD6HiPupW0) from Brave and Scottish twitter (https://imgur.com/t/scottish_twitter/2vb1TLZ) but YMMV. Some are straight up just her inputted into scenes from Wreck it Ralph 2 and the Demoman (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=han3AfjH210)from TF2. As for "fookin," some people have mentioned that "Loud Scottish Lass" as she has been dubbed, seems more like she has a Geordie accent (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2woc46LXkw) than Scottish. But I doubt the artists/meme-ers/comic creators know the difference.
In pretty much all scottish dialects XP share would be best put over phonetically as "Expee Shay-yir".
(And Scots don't say "Fooking!" I mean... have they never HEARD Billy Connolly???)
Saw this video, it really starts at the 2:40 mark but its how to pronounce Norse Mythology characters names.
I can roll the Rs but not sure about that LL clicking sounds she makes.
"French Army soldiers hold anti-drone guns during the traditional Bastille Day military parade on the Champs-Elysees Avenue in Paris, France, on July 14, 2019" (TheAtlantic Photo of the Week (https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2019/07/photos-of-the-week-crocodile-kiss-glacier-blanket-bear-cemetery/594331/))Those oversized guns make them look like W40K miniatures!
"French Army soldiers hold anti-drone guns during the traditional Bastille Day military parade on the Champs-Elysees Avenue in Paris, France, on July 14, 2019" (TheAtlantic Photo of the Week (https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2019/07/photos-of-the-week-crocodile-kiss-glacier-blanket-bear-cemetery/594331/))Those oversized guns make them look like W40K miniatures!
(full house of mustaches)
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[Pokemon]
Pallet town: oh ok, Pokemon don't die, they just faint, and can be revived at a pokecenter :)
Lavender town: oh they fuckin die
Damn, Rome really looks great in all four seasons
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Winter
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Spring
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Summer
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Fall
If only the photoshopper had managed to put the letters in parallel to the letter housings ... :)
(Funny, but still..)
If only the photoshopper had managed to put the letters in parallel to the letter housings ... :)
(Funny, but still..)
And if only they hadn't used the same photograph for every gag.
Weeellll.... the *joke* was that the one cinema was doing it... gave a a BIT of artistic licence! :)
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I dunno, that last one's pretty unbelievable.
I mean, a cat eating salad? Come on...
QuoteQuoteas much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE.
you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”
…you start sweating
normal person in 1st century Nazareth: making my way downtown, walking fast
*sees J boy, 8 yo, staring at you from across the street*
normal person: walking faster
even funnier, the only person 100% on board with his Prophetic Kid Talk is his mother Miriam, an otherwise placid, absolutely normal woman around 25 or so
kid JC, coming home at twilight, a single white dove following him and chirping with weirdly human-like precision:
moth̫́er,̦͌ ̮̉i h͙̉av͔̽e ͓͗b̘̃r̞̓o̮͘u̲̒gh̟͒t̺́ you a do̗͐ṽ͙e̢͘ ͈̾m͒͢a͈̽dē̝ ỏ̘f ͈̓c̆͜l͔̂aỷ͇ aṋ̑d̳̿ g͢͞i̹̾fted̖͡ ̻͐it ͓͂w̖̿it̎͜h t̥̃h͙͒e ̨̒m̧̂i̡̍ŗ͒â̫cḷ̔è̤ ̛̻of̞̅ l̘̈i̛̦fè̳
Miriam: ! that’s my little boy :) now let’s go get ready for dinner :)
her husband Yosef, a carpenter who only marginally got signed up for this:
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The probability of you getting attacked by a gorilla at any given point is very low… but it’s never zero.
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(https://i.imgur.com/whonWZu.jpg)"One day, you go into work when you see Clark and Diana chatting to another man. You're sure you've seen him before, but you can't quite place it. Its only as you get closer, you realise its Gotham billionaire Bruce Wayne. For a moment, you're struck by two points - the first is that for three completely different friends, they each have the same shade of black hair and their eyes are the same shade of blue. Secondly, you look over Bruce's head and see the Dangerometer has broken."
A wholesome post for Friday:
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Yelling Bird ain't got nothing on this:Sounds like a fire alarm.
Alright, on to the next page! :evil:
Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime" is about friends practicing witchcraft but then someone walks in and they have to suddenly play it cool
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Right-clicking on the image to get its address had no results.
When you remember the anti-vax movement(https://66.media.tumblr.com/d73ebc3afd7d3899786237194072357f/dd4395773678de15-de/s500x750/bfe96e992d4eb1c328c95a2cc42d5bc73a2129da.png)
I have to get dressed for my massage.
“Circe?”
“Yes Odysseus?”
“Where’s my crew?”
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Ha! That is hilarious. I should really film for you guys what feeding my cats is like.
We have eight.
It's a fucking bloodbath.
Even though the whole 'you have no idea which character is really Bond' thing is totally spoiled now.
You misunderstand me. I mean, I'm down with it. I'm also down with the original idea posted. But obviously you can't have a film where you both don't know who Bond is and where you also know from the outset it's Lesley Jones. They are fundamentally incompatible ideas. :psyduck:
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(https://i.imgur.com/Dd1OUSU.jpg)Extra funny now after floods, a cyclone, and COVID-19. and it isn't Easter yet...
(https://i.imgur.com/Dd1OUSU.jpg)Extra funny now after floods, a cyclone, and COVID-19. and it isn't Easter yet...
On the bright side, Peter Dutton has caught the virus...
FINALLY, YOU POST AN EXPLAINER TO ONE OF YOUR POP CULTURE JOKES AND IT'S ABOUT SOMETHING I'VE BEEN FAMILIAR WITH SINCE PRIMARY SCHOOL
:psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck:
(https://i.imgur.com/5TIQDAH.png)Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.
Yep, that pretty much went the way I was expecting. :lol:
What a galah.
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Does the Hindu girl have no mouth save when actually speaking, or is that an artifact of video scaling?
And, yeah. Don't date scary clowns. Toxic relationships, etc.I'm pretty sure the shark man is his ex, not Harley. Raven assumed it was Harley and he was like "what you think I'm crazy? I wouldn't date her" and then it zooms in on the shark guy who gives him a little wink.
referenced a specific non-title fight, well ambush really, in the old WWF for a joke, and then went and looked up if i could find it. some wonderful bastard did indeed have it up on the old youtube, and so now i share it with you, having seen it for the first time in 19 1/2 years, since it actually happened.
and friends and neighbors, it still makes me smile.
IF PUTTING PEOPLE THROUGH TABLES IS WRAWWWWNG(click to show/hide)
IF PUTTING PEOPLE THROUGH TABLES IS WRAWWWWNG(click to show/hide)
I'm so happy watching it. Not only remembering watching it all go down night after night, but also just impressed with the performances by everyone in the ring in that fight. Took some time the other night with my brother and not only did a rewatch, but doing replays focusing on certain performers, freeze frames to point out and appreciate signals and good teamwork, etc. i love watching a good wrestling performance! i don't always entirely get ballet, but that special mix of physical performance and soap opera bigger-than-life delivery, yesss shoot that shit into my veins
I have been a wrestling fan for over two decades. If you're not careful, we will be talking about this a LOT.
I have been a wrestling fan for over two decades. If you're not careful, we will be talking about this a LOT.
I adore when Bubba Ray taps Steven Richards to let him know they're about to actually do the drop! and also how he sneaks glances over at D-Von to see if he's ready for them, and whether he and Steven need to keep mugging for the crowd a little longer. And D-Von noticing the microphone was gonna be in the way and getting it out so they wouldn't potentially hurt Steven worse than the stunt required.
and the way Ivory (?) snuck out of the shot and ring right before the betrayal, and how the camera operators and feed-callers(? you know what i mean) manipulated the shots to cover for her, and honestly just all around. And how Val Venus (i think?) rolls his ass right the fuck out of the ring after he's defeated and sells that beautiful Dudley Death Drop, since he's just a minion who's been defeated and he needs to not be in the way of the main stunt. and and and
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AND I WILL NEVER GET OVER HOW GREAT D-VON AND BUBBA RAY AND VAL DID THAT SLAM IT'S A WORK OF FUCKING ART
edit: and it is utterly unfair of me not to give props also to King, Michael (who thankfully gave a decent performance from the booth that night), and also mad props to the camera operator who tracked Val damned well and helped sell the action of the drop even better, i just had to go back and look again and note that, i don't know how someone can get that smooth on the handle but hot damn it's another of those tragically-easy-to-overlook things that makes that feel even hotter than it is (which was already hot hot hot)
Mille, we found your emu. (https://www.azfamily.com/news/scottsdale-police-looking-for-owners-of-found-emu/article_4f4ebdc2-d674-11ea-b630-2f12b3202961.html)
Unfortunately, this article is not available in my country.
Anyone missing an Emu? Officers from our Foothills District (D4) captured an Emu this morning walking in the area of Legend Trail Pkwy & Roadrunner. Please call our non-emergency number at 480-312-5000 if you have lost your bird or you know where this animal belongs.
Is that Kiwi marmite? It looks different from the British stuff that I'm used to buying.
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qegk8tnCjr1u4nbmv.mp4 (https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qegk8tnCjr1u4nbmv.mp4)He’s Shaun the sheep
As much as I am bemused and annoyed by American recipes that specify sticks of butter, at least that's less annoying than the ones that specify tablespoons.I think the tablespoon measurements follow pretty closely from the assumption that the butter is in stick form, because sticks generally have tablespoon (and fractional cup) markers on the wrapper:
Tablespoons of butter. Tablespoons. How are you supposed to measure that?
Quotebastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?well if you close your eyes
I think that could work in a non-Euclidean geometry. Spherical, I want to say, but possibly that would only wok for any three of the people.
Now, who was it that said "Space is very, very, very, very, very, very, very big"?
I'm not sure that's true. If we launch something at some speed in excess of galactic escape velocity in a random-ish direction, I think the odds actually favor it leaving the galaxy before it has a meaningful encounter with anything.
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I'm not sure that's true. If we launch something at some speed in excess of galactic escape velocity in a random-ish direction, I think the odds actually favor it leaving the galaxy before it has a meaningful encounter with anything.Well, that is correct.
Are you ready?I'm working on it. "Come now, monks, for I tell you all conditioned things are subject to decay. Strive on with heedfulness!" - The Lord Buddha's last words to his disciples.
Are you ready?
I'm working on it. "Come now, monks, for I tell you all conditioned things are subject to decay. Strive on with heedfulness!" - The Lord Buddha's last words to his disciples.
Though, for home, there's a case to be made for thuis, especially if we're going for the same notion as Heimat.
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It does differ on regional accents. You might find folks from Australia, say, might have more of a 'pier' kind of pronunciation of that word.You're in Britain, right? How do you say it there?
That said, I thought that part of the joke in this case was that it barely works.
It took me along time to work out that 'Squirrel Girl,' in many American accents, rhymes.
'Pair.'Hah, total misunderstanding. That's my bad. I meant "Squirrel."
P-ehh-uhrr.
Like air. Or rare.
That said, my Irish friends tend to seem to make that word into two syllables with a y dividing them.
Also there are accents up north where it would be pronounced 'Puhr' or forgive me 'Purr' or I guess almost 'Pür'.
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Obligatory teutonic Eichhörnchen-massacre is obligatory:Obligatory squirrel-venge is obligatory as well, of course :evil:(click to show/hide)(click to show/hide)
Hmm. I wonder how Mansa Musa's fortune compares to that of Lucius Annaeus Seneca aka Seneca the Younger, of the Roman Empire.
Seneca, in addition to his more well-known activities as a writer, statesman, imperial advisor, and Philosopher, was also ridiculously wealthy.
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Boudicca and a few other people got really, really angry with him. Can't blame them a bit actually.
Hmm. I wonder how Mansa Musa's fortune compares to that of Lucius Annaeus Seneca aka Seneca the Younger, of the Roman Empire.Mansa Musa is reported to be incredibly rich and "There’s really no way to put an accurate number on his wealth," according to a CNN business article linked on Wikipedia. His estimated peak wealth is US$418 billion. He had a very successful trans-sarahan trade empire along with gold and salt deposits in his kingdom that he exploited.
you’re on the beach passing by one of those airbrush t shirt kiosks that have a million unlicensed characters on them but you see one with your exact face and name on it and he won’t sell it to you(https://64.media.tumblr.com/af978a1de2680b1490454143c97a2ca0/tumblr_inline_oea1e2v80G1st7dt0_500.png)
The gender neutral term for a sugar daddy is a glucose guardian.
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/ec160cd3c70286be46e8d42f0db314e5/tumblr_p0z5sqbn8j1qknx22o4_1280.jpg)What were they even trying to show?
What is culture?
• An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.
• A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
• A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
• An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
• Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”
• A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
• Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
• A question mark walks into a bar?
• A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
• Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Get out – we don’t serve your type.”
• A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.
• A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
• Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.
• A synonym strolls into a tavern.
• At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar – fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.
• A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.
• Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.
• A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.
• An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.
• The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.
• A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.
• The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
• A dyslexic walks into a bra.
• A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.
• A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.
• A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.
• A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony
- Jill Thomas Doyle
<snip>Adorable rodent pictures</snip>
Australia! If the waves don't get you, the bluebottles will ......What am I looking at?
https://twitter.com/findisaac/status/1356704143994286081/photo/1
- Portuguese man o' war, a floating marine animal found in the Atlantic that resembles a jellyfish
- Physalia utriculus, also known as Indo-Pacific Portuguese man o' war, a similar species found in the Indo-Pacific
[400m container ship]
In school today, I reached for into my backpack at the start of the lesson and realized I'd forgotten my calculator (an absolute must-have). A friend sitting in front of me heard me grumbling about this and handed me his. He was so confident about it that I didn't object, thinking he must have had two. Instead, he raised his hand and said, "Could I borrow a calculator for today? I forgot mine."
What a hero. Give this man a medal.
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Written by someone unfamiliar with the pronunciation of Worcestershire, clearly.
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record scratch, freeze frame. bet you’re wondering how i got here huh? me too bud. well, let me take you back, to where this whole mess got started. footage rewinds…
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haha, no keep going, we’ll get to this part later.
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there it is. that’s me. innocent little monkey. wouldn’t hurt a fly. and that screen? well, that’s about to activate my mk ultra assassin programming.
Amazon keeps pestering me to buy books that I have already purchased. From Amazon. AI stands for Artificial Imbecility, apparently.
Q. But I like this ring: My uncle “Bill” adopted me several years ago and we lived together. I have a relationship with him like a father and a son. Bill retired last year and decided to move to a retirement community. He gave me our house as my own, and he gave away a bunch of his other possessions at a big party. In addition to the house, he gave me a really nice ring. I absolutely love it, and I love the way I feel when I wear it.
However, a family friend, “Greg,” doesn’t approve of the ring. He showed me an inscription inside the ring that shows it came from a war. Greg said it was a horrible war, and I shouldn’t keep the ring.
Greg, in fact, thinks I should destroy it! I asked my friends what they think, and they told me they will support whatever I do. What do you think?
A: The inscription is on the inside of the ring, meaning no one will see it. And the ring’s meaning to you has to do with Bill (and the fact that you really like how it looks), not what it says inside. I don’t see an issue here, and I wish Greg would mind his own business and leave you alone. Wear it in peace!
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Second I don't know for sure, but is possibly(click to show/hide)