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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 02 Oct 2011, 09:05
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A new week dawns. At noon. Right. Enjoy.
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"But...fancy hats. The awkward zone must be defeated!"
"I frequent weeping hour, my life seems to be in the awkward zone..."
[Pull back to Rod Sterling]
Two men trapped in a cycle of not knowing and despair. Their relationships, their lives, can be found... In the awkward zone.
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Marten: "I say, my good man, this is simply the most amazing thing I've ever tasted! Rich and smooth, with nearly as much alcohol as a good wine, and a delightful bit of fizz to it... what do you call this?"
Elliot: "...beer?"
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"...and I think you've had enough of it."
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Marten: "So this hat isn't historically accurate?"
Elliot: "Exactly. The brim of that style is supposed to be slightly oval, and the front to back diameter is wrong. It should also be at least an inch taller."
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Marten: I'm telling you, i'm Sherlock Holmes, your Watson.
Elliot: Well, fuck your "Elementary, my dear Watson' persona then.
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Marten: "Elliott, where are your pants ?"
Elliott: "still on the hanger. They're a little baggy in the seat and I don't like the colour."
Alt Elliott: " In the dishwasher, next to Tai's"
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Marten: I'm telling you, i'm Sherlock Holmes, you're Watson.
Elliot: True... Watson was way more badass than Holmes. He totally pistol-whipped Colonel Sebastian Moran in "The Adventure Of The Empty House"!
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Marten: Ok, what how about we do something fun after this drink, cheer you up or something.
Elliot: Sure, yeah, lets do that. We can watch Love Story....
Marten: .............I'm going to kill you.
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Holmes straightened out a bent poker once, can't remember which story it was (The Speckled Band?)
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Yes, it was, and in doing so he displayed considerably more strength in his wiry frame than the ne'er-do-well that bent it in his face.
Of course, it may have been the cocaine talking, too.
But this is Marten we're talking about... and skinny isn't the same as wiry.
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"I'm not only the bouncer at The Horrible Revelation, I'm also a client!"
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Holmes straightened out a bent poker once, can't remember which story it was (The Speckled Band?)
Ya sure it wasn't from an episode of Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd century? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkn8n18yS7A)
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Certain.
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"Speckled Band" it was. And Dr. Grimesby Roylott got his soon enough. No word on whether the snake was named "Bitey."
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Ya sure it wasn't from an episode of Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd century? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkn8n18yS7A)
God, that looks.... terrible.
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Ya sure it wasn't from an episode of Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd century? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkn8n18yS7A)
God, that looks.... terrible.
The show wasn't THAT bad. Sure, it was some cheesy early 90s fluff, but I kinda liked it.
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It wasn't that bad. Actually showed some respect -- some -- for the source material. Robo-Watson wasn't a complete Nigel Bruce dolt.
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Marten: "Do you think you could bench press me?"
Elliot: "yes. and Dora at the same time."
Marten: "Ew. How many reps?"
Elliot: "More than you've got in you"
Marten: "ow. Feel the burn."
(actually, I'm not sure Elliot has made the Dora-Marten connection yet)
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Marten: "How do you get it managed to look unkempt in clothes like these?"
Elliot: "It's a knack. I used to work at a bank, once."
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MARTEN: "Just let her make the first move. Who knows? She might swing back and forth between chill and understanding and jealously possessive before engineering a way for you to give her an excuse to break up with you."
ELLIOTT: "What say I take you fishing? No witn -- I mean, just the two of us."
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Marten: "How do you get it managed to look unkempt in clothes like these?"
Elliot: "It's a knack. I used to work at a bank, once."
" ... I quit because the AI kind of freaked me out with its singing."
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Elliot: "It's a knack. I used to work at a bank, once."
Ahahahahhaha!
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It wasn't that bad. Actually showed some respect -- some -- for the source material. Robo-Watson wasn't a complete Nigel Bruce dolt.
But, it was E/i rated!!
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MARTEN: "Just let her make the first move. Who knows? She might swing back and forth between chill and understanding and jealously possessive before engineering a way for you to give her an excuse to break up with you."
ELLIOTT: "What say I take you fishing? No witn -- I mean, just the two of us."
We do love our callbacks here in the QC forums, don't we? ;D
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Well, I do. A callback is a fallback.
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"...so along with the lubrication I think that's what makes it feel good."
"See, that's the part I never understood. I always thought it was just a slimy hole!"
:evil:
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"...so along with the lubrication I think that's what makes it feel good."
"See, that's the part I never understood. I always thought it was just a slimy hole!"
:evil:
Haha, excellent reuse of dialogue! :lol:
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This one's goin great so far :laugh:
New image!
(http://i.imgur.com/KYC78.png)
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Sam: Now just deliver this package to the address and everything will be fine.
Momo: Remind me, exactly why are we doing a shady secret meeting for overdue library books?
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Sam: Let's go find us some snakes to play with.
Momo: You ... You don't want me to shoot them at people, do you?
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Sam: Well, if you're sure you can manage 1.21 jiggawatts on your own, I guess we don't need this plutonium...
Momo: Yes, positive. Can we go give those crazy guys this stuff back now?
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Sam: "I packed us a snack!"
Momo: "I don't eat..."
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Momo: (http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk86/wayf_photos/Catchformula.png)
Sam: But I thought it was (http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk86/wayf_photos/CatchRate.png)!
Momo: But then you also have to factor in (http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk86/wayf_photos/Shakeformula.png)
Sam: Ohhhhhh...
Marten (off-screen): Since when do you have to be a math major to play Pokémon?
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Sam: "Don't worry, I've got your spare head all packed up and ready to go."
Momo: "Better safe than sorry."
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Sam: I'm almost thirteen! How old are you?
Momo: I'm 2.7 years old.
Sam: COOL! that means I'm technically babysitting you! How much do you think I could get out of Marigold?
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Marten (off-screen): Since when do you have to be a math major to play Pokémon?
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_breeding
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Individual_values
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Happiness
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SAM: "Lemme show you this cute little mechanical doll I found! It shoots eels and maybe even SNAKES!"
MOMO: " ... "
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http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_breeding
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Individual_values
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Happiness
My point exactly. :D