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Fun Stuff => ENJOY => Topic started by: LeeZion on 08 Aug 2005, 13:05
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It's been a long while since we had the film quotes game, so I thought I would resurrect it. The rules are very simple, but I strongly recommend following them so things don't get out of hand. They are:
1) A quote from any movie is posted. If the quote is obscure, a hint can be added so other people can get it.
2) The first person who correctly guesses the quote can post a movie quote of his own. Don't post a quote unless you have successfully answered the already submitted quote. (That's how things got out of hand the last time.)
3) Don't answer your own quote, and no more than one quote up and running at a time. (Ditto.)
Here's a sample of how it's supposed to work.
"I picked you for this assignment not only because of your superb fighting ability but also because in the unlikely event you are captured; the Germans would assume from your attire that they had captured a wretched peasant and immediatly send you on your way."
Ooh, ooh, I know! It's A Bridge Too Far. Here's mine:
"I'm going crazy. I'm standing here, solidly, on my own two hands, going crazy."
Hint: Katherine Hepburn.
You have your quote; now get going.
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Ooh, ooh, I know! It's A Bridge Too Far. Here's mine:
"I'm going crazy. I'm standing here, solidly, on my own two hands, going crazy."
Hint: Katherine Hepburn.
That'll be the Philadelphia story.
Next up is
"There is a flip side to that coin. What if you do got me boxed in and I gotta put you down? Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We've been face to face, yeah. But I will not hesitate. Not for a second. "
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Heat.
"But someone's been pissing on my gamecube and I'm about to close the case. Paw prints point to a Canine."
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garden state
"now, you will see me one more time if you do good. you'll see me two more times if you do bad. goodnight."
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mulholland drive
"listen. do you smell something?"
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Ghostbusters.
"To let true love remain unspoken is the quickest route to a heavy heart."
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Sky High. Easy.
OK, if you don't get this, just look at my avatar. If you STILL don't get it, punch yourself as hard as you can.
"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
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Donnie Darko.
To continue with the theme started by Chupones (and because it's the first one I can think of):
Character 1: "It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all."
Character 2: "Try it."
Can't promise it's verbatim, but it's close enough to be guessable.
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Men in Black
"they can smell fear just by looking at'cha, so keep quite!"
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"they can smell fear just by looking at'cha, so keep quite!"
Well, you've handed us a stumper. Several days have gone by, and nobody's been able to guess. Can you give us a hint? Please?
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cartoon, disney
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I broke the rules and googled otherwise we'd be here all day.
Atlantis: The Lost Empire.
"We've got a winner!"
"We've got a winner!"
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That's from Requiem for a Dream
And now:
"Here we are, children, come get your lollipops! Lol-li-pops!"
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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, I think...
"Please don't give him any more acid..."
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I haven't been in this thread in a while but I can tell you that that is from ALMOST FAMOUS.
How about...
(Whispered)
"The fat man walks alone"
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appears in both the 1995 film "Empire
Records" and the 1992's "Mo' Money". Assuming you were thinking of one of those, here's mine:
"Be careful Preston. You're treading on my dreams."
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I think that's from Equilibrium, though I'm not completely certain. I could go watch the scene it's probably from but that'd be cheating, right?
If I'm right, here's mine... if not, please (obviously) disregard.
"... can I score some of your piss?"
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haha, Orange County, I'd forgotten about that quote
here's mine:
"some call me... Tim?"
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Monty Python and The Holy Grail. Without doubt, heh.
Once again:
"I'll do it on the night."
"This is the night!"
(or something very similar)
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I don't know that one :-(
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Shaun of The Dead?
If I'm right, heres mine:
"Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up, this is my BOOMSTICK"
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Army of Darkness
next:
"Without you, today's emotions would be the scurf of yesterday's."
hint is that this might be originally in another language...
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Amelie
"You have a weird thing for Canadian Melodrama."
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Chasing Amy :-)
"I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob!"
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Office Space
woman: "don't ever leave me"
man: "ever?"
woman: (cute-crazy-menacing) "'cause i'd find you!" (giggles)
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Oh shit, thats on the trailer.. umm The Wedding Crashers??
Is that right? Let me know and I'll add a quote
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yeah, it's right :)
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Yey go me! Um...
"A touch of gas, and the fact that various body parts are trying to vacate the premises"
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That looks like it might have possibly been a bit tough so, I'm giving you two more quotes from the same movie.
"I hope I give you the shits, you fucking wimp."
"We are now up against live, hostile targets. So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch."
Hopefully that will make it a bit easier, so these two and the one above are all from the same movie.
Good luck :)
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...Dog Soldiers? I think?
if so, here's mine:
"Ahh... The old take off all your clothes ploy!"
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The Return of the Pink Panther (i'm pretty sure. If not its "Strikes Again", cuz im pretty positive it isnt the OG Pink Panther).
Peter Sellers is the Shiznit.
hehe heres mine:
Char 1: "Sorry *#&$, he didnt mean to hit you"
Char 2: "He's got a funny way of showing it by elbowing me in my freaking tit!"
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Mallrats.
Char 1: "Would you like to hear today's specials?"
Char 2: "Not if you want to keep your spleen."
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American Psycho
next:
"Look at this room. What a beautiful room. Have you seen this room?"
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Rat Race.
And:
Char 1: "Wuh-wuh-wuh what you doin?!"
Char 2: "Trying to keep you in the DJ business"
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are you some kind of evil genie? You stopped that forum pretty quickly with that quote, the bad part is, it's vaguely familiar, very vaguely...
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The Fifth Element
my turn:
"The cab driver and I had to carry you up the hill, and all you did was yodel. A fine help you were!"
Hint: George Cukor.
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Geez, I never realized mine would be so hard!
It's What Price Hollywood?. I'm now stepping aside to give someone else a chance. ...
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I will totally nab that chance, since I'm not sure I'd ever be able to guess one honestly :(
"well to tell you the truth, I haven't slept with a man in eighteen years."
It shouldn't be too difficult, have at it.
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The Royal tenenbaums?
If that is right how's aboot um..
"And unlike typical vampires, her fangs are located in her vagina."
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appears in both the 1995 film "Empire
Records" and the 1992's "Mo' Money". Assuming you were thinking of one of those, here's mine:
"Be careful Preston. You're treading on my dreams."
Ok, so my name is totally Preston, and Empire Records is clearly one of my favorite comedies. That just sort of freaked me out seeing that all in one post.
@Shrimp: Blade III. Why did they even make a third one? At least the guy who said that line was completely fucking hilarious. Also, why are all your movies horror/thrillers?
My quote:
Character 1: Florence, get Guiness on the phone.
Character 2: Yes sir, Genghis Khan on the phone.
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Being John Malkovich
Um, probably cause my fiance is a giant horror movie fanatic and we have like 300 horror movies, its pretty much all i get to see...
Heres a non-horror movie one :)
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega"
It's also piss easy ;)
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mallrats, too easy! umm, how about...
"11:15, restate my assumptions: 1. Mathematics is the language of nature."
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Pi. Heh, I typed pie at first. Quote in a minute.
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."
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They Live- Whoo!
Okay well I'll make the next one harder then.. :)
"I need a corporal. You're it, until you're dead or I find someone better."
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That's Rowdy Roddy Piper, speaking in They Live.
It could have been a much better movie except they sacrificed a plot that could have made sense for action scenes that don't. For example....
Let's say you got your hands on a crate that someone else has risked his life for. All you find in there are dozens of sunglasses, which makes no sense. So you take one and discard the rest. But when you try on the shades, suddenly, you can see the evil alien overlords and the subliminal messages they have been putting out to control you. Do you....
a) immediately go back and retrieve the crate? Or....
b) Rush into the nearest bank, pull out a big gun, say your stupid line about bubble gum, and go back for the crate only a few days later, only to discover the garbageman has come by?
If you answered (a), chances are you will survive the alien invasion. If you answered (b), there is no hope for you.
The fact that the movie says that violence is the only possible solution shows that this film is emitting a few subliminal messages of its own. I'd be curious to see what They Live would reveal if watched with They Live-type sunglasses.
And now for the next quote in the film quote game. Tthe last time I did a quote, nobody got it for a full week. So this time I'll give you TWO BIG HINTS.
1) You already know I like the film classics.
2) It's famous as the FIRST-EVER line spoken in a film by a certain WELL-KNOWN celebrity.
"Gif me a visky, ginger ale on the side, and don' be stingy, baby."
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Ooops, someone else got the answer while I was busy typing. So I'll withdraw my quote and let you guess the corporal one.
Mine was Greta Garbo, In Anna Christie (1930). She had been famous as a silent film star, and when talkies came along, a lot of money was riding on whether people would like her voice. They did.
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Do we need another hint for my quote?
Um...
*************************************hint********************************************
Made in 1997, and another quote would be "I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill 'em all."
Good luck
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"I need a corporal. You're it, until you're dead or I find someone better."
is from starship troopers.
Next: "This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!"
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Predator. Easy :)
Um.. right, a nice long one, that should be relatively easy.
"There's something out there. That... that witch in the cellar is only part of it. It lives... out in those woods, in the dark... something... something that's come back from the dead."
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Evil Dead?
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Almost, in that series... I shall give you another wee quote so you can decide which one.
"Character 1: I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!
[Character2 points his shotgun at the Demon's head]
Character 2: Swallow this. "
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Agh, this just goes to show I need to watch these again as it has been terribly too long since I have. I'll say Evil Dead 2 though.
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Well, considering he didnt say that in Army of Darkness (90% sure) i'd say you;re most likely right. quote pleez?
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"Moods are for cattle and loveplay, not for fighting!"
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Dune (?)
Yeah it was Evil Dead 2- dead by dawn:)
If I'm right, let me know and I'll submit a quote :)
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You are correct!
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Whoop!!!!!
Um.. "Micro changes in air density, my ass."
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Alien. I believe that line was spoken by Ripley, right?
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Damn straight!
Insert your quote.
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Okay. Bonus points if you can name the character and the actor who portrayed him:
You have no brain. No judgement calls are necessary. What you think means nothing. What you feel means nothing. You are here for me. You are here to protect my interests and to serve my needs.
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Kevin Spacey as Buddy Ackerman in Swimming With Sharks. Now hand me my friggin' bonus points before I make an arse out of myself!
Ah, biker. I'm such an idiot.
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Super Troopers.
In the same vein:
"What are you gonna do, funarrest me?"
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Club Dread. That was pretty horrible movie.
As for mine:
"My name? If you knew that, you'd be as clever as me."
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Layer Cake.
Now my quote:
"No one calls me a retard, ya FREAKIN' HOBO!"
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SLACKERS! Great movie.
"Man, that bastard's faster than Walt Flannigan's dog."
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Mallrats, again. ;)
"If you've nothing more to say, then pray, scat!"
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Sheer luck I know this one, now. The posh "lounge bar" I went to the other night had this playing on big screens and I heard and recognised the quote. So- the movie is Gentleman Prefer Blondes.
Um my quote.
"It's strange how pulling a trigger is easier than playing the guitar. Easier to destroy, than to create."
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Desperado, an excellent film.
"Why do you smell like shoe polish?"
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Clerks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um.. right yeah. Quote... lemme see.../me grins and blushes simultaneously .
"For too long have we sat under the thumb of mankind! The time has come to *oppose* that thumb!"
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Mojo Jojo in the POWERPUFF MOVIE!
MY TURN!
Never tell me the odds!
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"Never tell me the odds!" -Han Solo, from The Empire Strikes Back
"She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again."
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Anchorman?
Let me know if I'm right... then I'll put up a quote
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Anchorman?
Let me know if I'm right... then I'll put up a quote
You are correct, madam. Quote away.
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Madam. No sirs here!
Quote then.
"Hold her to you, for she is part of you, as we all are part of each other."
And a second one cause I think mine is quite tough.
"What was sundered and undone shall be whole - the two made one."
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The Dark Crystal! :D
I love that movie. Gimme a sec, I'll come up with a quote...
okay, here we go:
"Evil will always prevail, because good is dumb."
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Spaceballs!
Um. I fear I am hogging this thread! anyhoo- quote time
"He neglected to mention that downtown they call this place Camp Blood."
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That's way too easy. Friday The Thirteenth (the very first one).
Hm...let's see.....
"Quit leering at me. People are going to think I just broke up with you."
Follow the trend....;)
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Dogma.
And now, here's mine. This is tough, so here are two hints:
1) All three quotes are from the same movie.
2) It's a classic Hollywood musical, 1953.
"Museum?! Step right up, ladies and gents. Egyptiam mummies, extinct reptiles and Tony Hunter, the old man of song and dance."
"We're not arguing! We're in total agreement! We hate each other!"
"She was bad. Dangerously bad. I wouldn't trust her as far as I could throw her. Then again, she was my kind of gal."
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And now, here's mine. This is tough, so here are two hints:
1) All three quotes are from the same movie.
2) It's a classic Hollywood musical, 1953.
"Museum?! Step right up, ladies and gents. Egyptiam mummies, extinct reptiles and Tony Hunter, the old man of song and dance."
"We're not arguing! We're in total agreement! We hate each other!"
"She was bad. Dangerously bad. I wouldn't trust her as far as I could throw her. Then again, she was my kind of gal."
It seems that, antiquated me that I am, that I'm selecting flicks that are too hard for you young'uns. So, let me make your task easier. Here are two more quotes from the same movie, to help you Google the answer. Since this is a musical, after all, the last "quote' was actually sung.
Remember: All five quotes come from the same movie.
"No, don't say it — "Tony Hunter! 1953!" I hereby declare my independence. Tony Hunter, 1776."
"The clown with his pants falling down
Or the dance that's a dream of romance
Or the scene where the villain is mean.
THAT’S ENTERTAINMENT!
The lights on the lady in tights
Or the bride with a guy on the side,
Or the ball where she gives him her all.
THAT’S ENTERTAINMENT!
The plot can be hot, simply teeming with sex,
A gay divorcee who is after her ex.
It can be Oedipus Rex,
Where a chap kills his father
and causes a lot of bother.
The clerk who is thrown out of work
By the boss, who is thrown for a loss
By the skirt who is doing him dirt.
The world is a stage,
The stage is a world of entertainment."
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A gay divorcee
I haven't seen it, but I know my classic musical titles - so would this be from the Cole Porter musical The Gay Divorcee?
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I'm pretty sure that was from the Band Wagon.... haven't seen it in awhile, so I might be wrong. X.x
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It's definitely The Band Wagon. If you are into musicals, this is one of the best. Fred Astaire plays Tony Hunter, a washed-up dancer looking to revive his career when along comes Cyd Charisse. Nanette Fabray, Oscar Levant and Jack Buchanan all have wonderful supporting roles.
A lot of crackling dialogue, plus several great song-and-dance numbers, including one in which Fred Astaire touts the virtues of beer. (!) There's also another with Astaire, Fabray and Buchanan dressed up as babies and complaining about the horrible dilemma of being identical triplets. "We hate each other very much; we hate our folks. ... How I wish I had a gun, a widdle gun. It would be fun to shoot the other two and be only one."
Since Eldirial got it right, he gets to continue the film quote game.
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I miss having Turner Classic Movies on my T.V. They show great old musicals all the time - including An American in Paris at least once a month! 'Swonderful.
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Yes, it was a great musical- I wasn't sure I knew the right one, though. So many of them floating around.
Ok, here's kinda an odd, but easy one.
"I am the Supreme Being. I'm not entirely dim. "
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Time Bandits.
And tell him he dresses like a bloody gigolo!
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Oi Chupones.. can we get some more hints please?
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Um... ok.
The movie stars Robbie Coltrane, Bruce Willis, Eddie Izzard and Topher Grace.
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Ok I shall guess... Is it Ocean's 12?
If it is here's my quotes.
Its a French movie made in 2001.
"All women have the same color when the candle is out."
"Congratulations. If I had both my hands, I'd applaud you."
"Ghost or not, I'll split you in two."
Good luck :)
BTW if it's not Ocean's 12 then kindly disregard my post and quotes :)
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Yes... Oceans 12 is correct.
I'm pretty sure that your quote is from Brotherhood of the Wolf (English title).
Didn't do it. Lawyer fucked me.
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psh, Shawshank Redemption. great movie though.
okay, let's see...
character 1 "Remeber that favorite game of yours?"
character 2 "Who's the better killer?"
character 1 "Let's play"
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Yeah it is from Brotherhood of the Wolf :) Yey, such a great movie!
OOOH and that quote is Chronicles of Riddick... I <3 that movie almost as much as Pitch Black.
Right.. My quote
"Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherfucker!"
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Death to Smoochey!
Does look like the kind of store that sells "I just called to say I loved you"?, go to the mall
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High Fidelity.
"Real diamonds! They must be worth their weight in gold!"
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Full Metal Jacket
What was I supposed to do - call him for cheating better than me, in front of the others?
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"The Sting" (just after my favourite scene:)
A really easy one, but I love it so much I had to post it:
Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, dude, at least it's an ethos.
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The Big Lebowski!
Hold up your badge, so they'll know you're a policeman.
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Secretary :D
"Get your pretty little portfolio off my desk before I go into a diabetic coma!"
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Spiderman 2.
My turn
Give an Arab a sword, he makes a knife. When you die can I give that to my daughter?
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The Thirteenth Warrior
"...and never again pay for a service that would be dirt cheap if it weren't run by a bunch of profiteering gluttons."
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Hackers??
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
(if i was wrong, carry on and forget this, it's too easy anyways)
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hooray for babysitting cousins! i watched that yesterday!
Mary Poppins I believe.
Character 1: What do I want? I'll tell you what I want! I want Ken Railings to walk in here right now, and say 'Pam Shortt's broken both her legs, and I wanna dance with YOU!'
[The door flies open. It's Ken]
Ken: Pam Shortt's broken both her legs, and I wanna dance with you.
Character 2: That was unexpected
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I hate the fact that I seem to be absolutely terrbile at this. I watch a stupid amount of movies. It really is ridiculous. I am sad now. :(
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Strictly Ballroom.
And now, a MUCH easier movie than my usual. All the quotes come from the same movie.
"That's what I like about these high school girls. I get older, and they all stay the same age."
"If I ever refer to these as the best years of my life, remind me to shoot myself."
"Put some ice on it. After that, it's nothing a few beers can't take care of."
"Which one of you had the theory about how Gerald Ford's football head injuries were affecting the economy?"
"What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch."
"If we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else."
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pretty sure that one is Dazed and Confused
also an easy one:
"look at that... you can't do much damage with that can ya? Perhaps it should have been the rule of wrist"
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jesus christ that's easy. i mean, jaysus chirst, ya fookin pansy, gimme a challenge for fuck's sake.
Boondock Saints. (all us irish are that badass)
another easy one
"ya like daags?"
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Snatch. A hard one next time.
"Cook the man some fuckin eggs!"
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97% certain that's from "Nosferatu"
"Every place reminds you of someplace else..."
"Experience, lad, you should learn to appreciate it."
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Sort of... For my "A" levels I did music, music technology, and film studies, but I saw "Nosferatu" in a music class. One of our second year assignments was to write a 4-minute musical score to accompany a scripted sequence. Everyone in the class just ripped four minutes out of a movie, recorded it onto a tape without any sound, and then wrote music for that. One of my friends did "Nosferatu". I didn't even watch it properly, either.
Funny how memory works, huh? I think it's the fact that Nosferatu was easily the creepiest vampire EVER that made it stick... The bit where he rises from his coffin without bending a single joint is genuinely effective when it's done by a guy who looks that disturbing.
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Transformers the movie
guy"do you like sex with death?"
girl"yeah so fuck-off and die."
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Necro Ho's 4: Revenge of the Grim Banger
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ummm......no, but if that's a real movie I want to see it.
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The Return of the Living Dead
Do you believe there is a part of yourself, deep inside in your mind, with things you don't want other people to see? During a session when I'm inside, I get to see those things.
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I think thats from The Cell.
-"Im sorry thats never happened to me before."
-"What, the 8 seconds of sex or the 40 minutes of crying?"
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The family guy movie... I'm pretty sure stewie said that...
If I'm wrong disregard my quote.
"It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!"
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YES
And Shrek 2, Gingerbread man.
"Its not here... Shut up! Im not crying!"
Or
-"Sir, are you classified as human?"
-"Negative, I am a meat popsicle."
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the first one is Advent Children
"So now, Officer Rabbit and I are going to sit here while you smoke the entire bag!"
or (same movie)
"Meow? I'll say 'moo!' Heck, for twenty bucks I'll call the guy a chicken ----er!"
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Is that Smoke?
"You're so fucking money and you don't even know it!"
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-"Sir, are you classified as human?"
-"Negative, I am a meat popsicle."
The Fifth Element.
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"You're so fucking money and you don't even know it!"
Swingers. Man, every time I see that film I use "money" as an adjective for, like, a week at least.
I'll post one when I think of one.
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-"Sir, are you classified as human?"
-"Negative, I am a meat popsicle."
Fifth Element
"So now, Officer Rabbit and I are going to sit here while you smoke the entire bag!"
or (same movie)
"Meow? I'll say 'moo!' Heck, for twenty bucks I'll call the guy a chicken ----er!"
Super Troopers
And for mine:
"Long live the new flesh!"
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Um- Videodrome? If I'm right I shall post a quote.
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Yup. Quote away.
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Too late, my turn. :)
You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.
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um.. the Blues Brothers?
I don't know any good quotes though. so someone else can take my turn!
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"Sometimes, it's profound. Other times, it's Fritos."
Hint: Tim Allen and Jason Lee
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I dont remember the quote but the only time i remember Tim Allen & Jason Lee in the same movie is Big Trouble?
Is that right?
If yes, I'll quote..
I'll give two from the same movie.. just to help you guys along :)
"A reality is just what we tell each other it is"
"Every species can smell its own extinction. The last ones left won't have a pretty time with it. In ten years, maybe less, the human race will just be a bedtime story for their children. A myth, nothing more."
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It was Big Trouble. Darn good movie. That was the last quote of the movie
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Ok, another from me.
-"You know, when I was a kid I always thought I was gonna' to grow up to be a hero."
-"Well it's too late now."
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I'll post one when I think of one.
Okay, so I took my time. This is from memory, but I think it's accurate enough to guess. The part in brackets is interior monologue, inside the character's head. The second part is spoken out loud. I hope it's not too obscure:
"(Don't say this song's about a girl.) This song's about a girl."
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Hang on!! Dammit!!!
I got the answer right... AND then quoted.. you gots to do mine first! sheesh, people seem to be throwing the rules everywhere.
Here are my quotes again.
"A reality is just what we tell each other it is"
"Every species can smell its own extinction. The last ones left won't have a pretty time with it. In ten years, maybe less, the human race will just be a bedtime story for their children. A myth, nothing more."
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Sorry Shrimp. :(
Was it The Mouth of Madness?
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Yes, yes it was :) Now.. proceed with the others ;)
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"(Don't say this song's about a girl.) This song's about a girl."
It's been a week, and this quote has stumped everyone. Can you give us a hint?
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Sorry, I thought there were other quotes to be guessed as well. Also, it's only been four days!
Anyway, the film in question is a foreign film, although some of the dialogue (including that quote) is in English. The quote is spoken by somebody not normally thought of as an actor.
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Here's one.
" Now Im gonna show you what I already know"
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Stumped by Inlander!! I have to go bone up on my foreign films now!
But tonight is wallace and gromit marathon on sky movies 1... so it wont be tonight... can you give anymore hints?
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Don't forget it's only quoted from memory, so I can't promise it's verbatim - but it's pretty close and the general gist of it is right.
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Noone will ever get Inlander's,
Wind's was from the Thing
"I think someone should just take this city and just... just flush it down the fuckin' toilet. "
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Oh, fine then. I guess I "win", but it's a very empty feeling.
It's Nick Cave, in the Wim Wenders classic Wings of Desire (recently remade in Hollywood as City of Angels. Bruno Ganz is an angel wandering around Berlin, trying to decide whether or not to fall to earth, but while he's an angel he's invisible and he can hear people's thoughts. He wanders into a Nick Cave gig, which is where the line comes from.
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Last open quote was from Taxi Driver.
Mine:
"Honey, I've read all about this... is it menopause?"
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*le sigh* Hint: It is from a John Waters movie.
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Is that Serial Mom???
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Yeah.
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"I don't want any commies in my car. No Christians, either."
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I do belive that that quote comes from 'Repo Man'.
Mine is:
"I am the cow!"
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That quote is from Before Sunrise.
Here's mine. It's a long one, but it's good. And if you read the whole thing, there's a dead giveaway somewhere in there.
If you were around when this movie came out, it will be OBVIOUS.
I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's work, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad — worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot — I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad.
You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, Goddamnit! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell — 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it:
"I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"
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Network
(the last sentence is really all you need)
(although the full quote really is greatness)
I can't think of anything useful to contribute at the moment.
Someone take a free crack.
P.S: none of the above is a movie quote
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"Holy shit! It's the bird man!"
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Since I got that Serial Mom one a while a go --and didn't know if I got right I didnt post ....... SO sorry for this
"Curious about men ? I often wonder why my Father watches "Hee Haw" but no."
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Regarding "Bird Man", that's Ghost Dog.
Regarding "Hee Haw", that's Chasing Amy.
My turn.
"Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint."
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Serenity.
"What do you think?"
"I think a plan is a list of things that don't happen."
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I hope it's okay to answer two within a couple of days (just shout at me if it's not, I learn quick).
The last quote is from Way Of The Gun. I love that film, you could have chosen almost any line and it would be cool.
My quote is:
"Today people want sensationalism; the more you rape their senses the happier they are."
It's a bit of a niche film but if you're really stuck it should be easy enough to google.
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I hope it's okay to answer two within a couple of days (just shout at me if it's not, I learn quick).
The last quote is from Way Of The Gun. I love that film, you could have chosen almost any line and it would be cool.
My quote is:
"Today people want sensationalism; the more you rape their senses the happier they are."
It's a bit of a niche film but if you're really stuck it should be easy enough to google.
cannibal holocaust.
What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing! How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.
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Anchorman.
My turn:
"THE ICE.... is gonna BREAK!"
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The Dead Zone.
My turn:
"I don't feel I have to be loyal to one side or the other. I'm just asking questions."
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12 angry men
"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force."
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It's Star Wars. Like duh.
In a similar, sci-fi psi-power vein:
Look at what they abandoned in their panic, they were afraid! They were too scared, so they hid it away from the public. They forgot all shame and honor, cast off the civilization and science we had created, and shut the lid of the Pandora's Box they themselves had opened.
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That's Akira, I think..alright, here i go.
I am the most ardent people-watcher who ever lived. I watch them inside me and outside. Past and present can mingle with odd impositions in me. And as the metamorphosis continues in my flesh wonderful things happen to my senses. It's as though I sensed everything close-up. I have extremely acute hearing and vision, plus a sense of smell extraordinarily discriminating. I can detect and identify pheromones at three parts per million. I know. I have tested it. You cannot hide very much from my senses. I think it would horrify you what I can detect by smell alone. Your pheromones tell me what you are doing or are prepared to do. And gesture and posture! I stared for half a day once at an old man sitting on a bench in Arrakeen. He was a fifth-generation descendant of Stilgar the Naib and did not even know it.
*EDIT* It's from the animated movie version of Emperor of Dune just so y''know..somebody please post in this thread? xD
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I guess that means he wins ------- I'll post an easy but FUNNY one to restart
It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.....
Thought it fit the Ketchup bottle
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Clerks.
Mine:
"Are you hungry? I haven't eaten since later this afternoon..."
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Primer, right?
"Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!"
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Anchorman.
"My name is Jones . . . Enema Bag Jones."
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That's the wrong guy! Dave Foley is funny... kinda.
"I'm a millionaire, that's weird to hear huh? It's weird to say. I am a FUCKING MILLIONAIRE!"
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That would be Boiler Room by master thespian Ben Affleck
I'll get away from Kevin Smith movies with
"I hear you were recently released from prison."
"That's right."
"So how's it feel to be out?"
"The same."
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That is "Ocean's Eleven".
My quote:
"Nobody knows anybody. Not that well."
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Millers Crossing.
We have been having SOOO many Kev Smith and Anchorman quotes. Come on people... Challenge us!!
Here's mine
"I got just one question. Which one of you assholes gets to die trying to stick me?"
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That'd be Escape From L.A...
This is bad comedy.
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This is bad comedy.
Transformers: The Movie
Now here's a hard one, so I'm dropping hints in advance.
1) Classic 1930s musical comedy.
2) Gracie Allen says it to Fred Astaire while a very young George Burns is in the room.
3) Despite the presence of Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers is NOT in this movie.
"How old fashioned! Horse-whipping a fella in this day and age when you can run him over with a car. What will they think of next?"
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That would be A Damsel in Distress right?
"If you make me look bad, I swear to god I will kill you, and another thing, if you make me look bad, I will never ever talk to you again. Ever. "
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buffalo '66... i confess, i googled it. but the thread was dying! i had to!
"okay. a limousine that can fly. now i have seen everything."
"really? have you seen a man eat his own head?"
"no."
"so then, you haven't seen everything."
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Team America: World Police
"Did you see what God just did to us?"
"God didn't do that! You did!!!"
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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
"Bitches leave."
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Robocop (bizarrely, recently I keep hearing Weller in my head saying 'Come quietly or there will be... trouble.':).
Now this quote felt like it would be kindof hard to get:
"I can drive!"
So I'm posting this quote from a completely different film too:
"Dan, I'm dead! Please bury me!"
Anyone who can answer either feel free to continue with a quote of their own and forget about my unanswered one.
Bonus points if you can get both:p If you get both really quickly, I will go hang my head in shame.
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Monk and Dead and Buried.
Monk is probably my least favourite movie of the past...forever.
"Visits? That would indicate visitors."
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^^^ I was thinking of "The cars that ate Paris" and "Dead and Buried", I'm not familiar with "Monk" but I guess you get your bonus points anyway :)
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Think yourself lucky that you don't know Monk.
Someone guess mine,dammit!
I'll give a clue. It is normally on top of the worst movie of all times list.
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Something Plan from Outer Space.
"Don't shrug, you imbecile I'm blind. Save your body language for the bimbi."
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Plan 9 From Outer Space or The Murder of Inspector Gray.
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Scent of a Woman.
"There are worse things than death and I can do all of them."
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Hackers.
"God isn't interested in technology. He knows nothing of the potential of the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time: forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!"
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Time Bandits.
And now mine:
"I even made poor Louis take me on Crusade. How's that for blasphemy. I dressed my maids as Amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn... but the troops were dazzled."
Also from the same movie:
"A knife! He's got a knife!"
"Of course he has a knife, he always has a knife, we all have knives! It's 1183 and we're barbarians! How clear we make it. Oh, my piglets, we are the origins of war: not history's forces, nor the times, nor justice, nor the lack of it, nor causes, nor religions, nor ideas, nor kinds of government, nor any other thing. We are the killers. We breed wars. We carry it like syphilis inside. Dead bodies rot in field and stream because the living ones are rotten. For the love of God, can't we love one another just a little — that's how peace begins. We have so much to love each other for. We have such possibilities, my children. We could change the world."
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If I've made it too hard, here's a clue:
Katherine Hepburn in both quotes.
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The Lion In the Winter...
'I'm a mook?, what the fuck is a mook'
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c'mon now!! it's pretty easy...
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Mean Streets?
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"Look, man, do I look like an ichtyologist to you? Big damn bugs, all right? The size of my fist. The size of a peanut butter and banana sandwich. What the fuck do I care? I got a growth on my pecker."
Same movie:
"Lindon B. Johnson is dead."
"Well that ain't gonna stop him!"
Bonus [different movie, very difficult]
1:"Man, what's up with your brother? Deaf? Retarded?"
2: "Deaf."
1: (to brother) "Oh sorry man."
2: "Dude, don't bother he can't hear fucking shit."
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Bubba Ho-Tep?
"You can go further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word."
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Man, Untouchables rocked hardcore
"Are we out of business?"
"I'm taking down the office now!"
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Grosse Point Blank if I'm not mistaken,
"Now, don't lose your head."
"I've got my head, I've lost my leopard!"
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I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and say that's Bringing Up Baby. Although I've never seen it because I'm a bad, bad, bad man. And I mean really, do you know how many movies there are out there that have to be seen?!
Hmm . . . video store tonight, maybe.
Oh crap, can't - S.B.S. is showing The Staircase and I missed it the firsst time around.
. . . My guess is still Bringing Up Baby.
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That was fast. You're right. And shame on you for not having seen it.
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I couldn't agree more!
Damn, now I have to think of one. Stay tuned.
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(Twelve hours later)
"Oh really, he was a genius, Helen's a genius and Dennis is a genius. You know a lot of geniuses, y'know. You should meet some stupid people once in a while, y'know, you could learn something."
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Manhatten
"Gentlemen, you can't fight here, this is the War room!"
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Strangelove.
Give me a bit to find myself a quote.
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As it's been 24 hours, and I've been dieing to play since I found this thread at about 6am this morning, I'm ursurping your turn. You can have it back if you wander back over, though. ;)
"Hey Dad? I don't think I'm gonna do Hampster Style anymore."
Yeah, easy, but it gets the thread movin'.
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Orgazmo!
"It's strange calling yourself."
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Mullholand Drive?
Here you go, very geeky one for you
"Double dumbass on you!"
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Star Trek 4: The Voyage Home
I Take no credit, my coworker overheard me mumbling it ;D
So, since he got it, here's his quote back:
"I never drive faster than I can see; besides, it's all in the reflexes."
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Big Trouble In Little China.
Here's an easy one...hopefully:
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum."
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They Live!
I make my triumphant return with:
"We’re gonna get 'em out, and YOU'RE gonna get 'em pregnant!"
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Just a guess, but is this from:
Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex*
(*but Were Afraid to Ask)
If I'm right, I'll come up with a quote.
If I'm wrong, someone else gets a turn.
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Nope.
This may be difficult.
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I'm gonna throw out "Hell Comes to Frogtown" on that one.
"You can't destroy this facility. It has a high dollar value attached to it."
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"We’re gonna get 'em out, and YOU'RE gonna get 'em pregnant!"
Just a guess, but is this from:
Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex*
(*but Were Afraid to Ask)
If I'm right, I'll come up with a quote.
If I'm wrong, someone else gets a turn.
Nope.
Dang it all. It sure reminded me of the scene where all the body parts are talking to each other about how the owner of the body is about to get it on with a chick, and they're all gung-ho and working together to making it happen. All except Woody Allen, starring as a sperm who's afraid to take the plunge.
Great movie; worth seeing. Anyway, I've used up my turn, so someone else gets this one.
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"You ain't leadin' but two things right now,Jack and shit,and Jack just left town."
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Army of Darkness.
"Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness."
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Bleh. 13th Warrior, people.
Someone else take the reigns.
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"Oh, yeah, they're gonna talk to you, and talk to you, and talk to you about individual freedom. But they see a free individual, it's gonna scare 'em."
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Easy Rider?
My turn!
"That's right -- tough guys don't do math -- tough guys fry chicken for a living."
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stand and deliver...
'what are you doing...?'
'I just wanted to cuddle'
'cuddle, what a fag...'
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the boondock saints! i fucking love that movie.
hmmm...
'son, you're about as useless as a cock-flavoured lollipop'
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Dodgeball.
-We need a sample of your blood.
-Take it all!
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ok the movie is (Yours, Mine and Ours) most the movies i seen here in this thread where movies i have'nt seen, ether to old movies or none of my interest i noticed a few quotes of the evil dead series, some frome the kevin smith movies and once i don't remember with quote, but it was there twice.
Here are EASY movie quotes but from movies that should of been mentioned earlier and i am suprised i have'nt seen here :P and the last quote will be from a movie i was suprised to see here but my favorite quote from it :P
1.
All the things you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
2.Derek says it's always good to end a paper with a quote. He says someone else has already said it best. So if you can't top it, steal from them and go out strong. So I picked a guy I thought you'd like. 'We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature
3.
Now you will recieve us! We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim! It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood, 'till it rains down from the skies! Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace! These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost! There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain. For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three and on that day YOU WILL REAP IT! And will send you to whatever god you wish.
ok 3 movies and those are big quotes, the two fist movie Edward Norton
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first one is fight club, second is american history x, and third is the boondock saints...
heres a long quote..
"Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite."
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American Psycho. One of the few times I've preferred a film to a book. Now who else actually watched this masterpiece all the way through:
"You've never seen anything til you've seen the Sun through the rings of Saturn!"
A definite contender for the Cuprinol award for underacting.^^^
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The Incredible Melting Man.
mine...(easy)
"I want to try hypnosis. Imagine you're deep in the forest. Call on your power animal."
"Come here!"
"Do it in your mind."
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thumbsucker. that movie is like my sister's favourite movie of all time.
'when i was a little kid, my mother told me not to stare into the sun. so once, when i was six, i did.'
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Pi.
"Being happy isn't all that great. I mean... the last time I was... really happy... I got really fat."
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Sex, Lies and Videotape.
"You know, you're going to flip your lid just one time too many with me, Nancy."
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"You know, you're going to flip your lid just one time too many with me, Nancy."
Attack of the 50-Foot Woman.
And now, continuing the woman-in-power theme...
Oh, that's silly. No woman could ever run for President. She'd have to admit she's over 35.
This is not a recent movie. More hints will come if needed. (Roughly one hint every 48 hours until solved...)
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State of the Union.
How about...
"This place is fantastic; it's like "Gone With The Wind" on mescaline."
(i think i'll keep playing by myself)
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Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil.
How about...
"I don't want to cram pimpage."
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40-Year-Old Virgin.
"Remember, that's 'Smith' with an 'S.'"
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L.A. Confidential
My turn.
"Did I mention she's not just a twin, but an evil twin?"
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Is that "Evil Woman"?
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No. It's from a movie starring Kurt Russell.
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No. It's from a movie starring Kurt Russell.
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Sounds suspiciously like "Big Trouble in Little China."
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L.A. Confidential
My turn.
"Did I mention she's not just a twin, but an evil twin?"
Sky High, loved that movie.
Here's mine:
"It's the boomerang fish. Guaranteed fresh. I throw the fish A-WAY... and it comes back to me. Get 'em while they're fresh"
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Muppet Christmas Carol!
and mine:
'We have just gotten a wake-up call from the Nintendo Generation'
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OMGLOL HACKERS!!
This may call for a return of the Plague avatar...
"She's my sister AND my daughter!"
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Chinatown.
At least that's where it came from. I'm positive I've heard the line mocked in several movies over the years.
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"But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me."
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Princess Bride!
Someone please grab this for me? I suck at movies.
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"C'mon, c'mon i haven't got ALL day. Well actually i do, I've got all the time in the world."
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Count of Monte Cristo
"Okay, so I'm chasing this guy... No, wait, he's chasing me."
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Dammit, I know I've seen that, but I can't place it...Memento?
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Okay, I checked and it is Memento. Next!
"But if you were me, then I'd be you! And I'd use your body to get to the top! You can't stop me no matter who you are!"
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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
"Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling!"
(Aaah, scary movie.)
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Heathers is not scary. It's AWESOME!
"I'm just your typical nutty teenager in America."
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Empire Records. Now howzabout:
"Yup. Gravity's working."
"We need to put out an APB on something small and fuzzy"
"You're a bad bunny."
"Hold on. He seems to be speaking words of some kind."
All four quotes are from the SAME movie.
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is that: looney tunes back in action?
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No, it's not Looney Tunes: Back in Action. I will give you a hint and say that it is a cartoon film, made in the US, within the past five years.
Lee.
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i want to say space jam but i think that's a little old
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Hoodwinked. If I'm right, here's mine:
"Good God, Iris. You taped your shows over it."
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Drop Dead Gorgeous?
If I'm right..
"You're a New Yorker. That will never change. You've got New York in your bones. You can spend the rest of your life out West. But, you're still a New Yorker."
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25th Hour, right? If so..."I the know sour, which allows me to appreciate the sweet."
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Vanilla Sky. No one I know liked that movie.. I loved it though.
Sometimes I don't think people realize how lonely it is to be a kid
kind of an obscure quote from the movie I think so if you need more, let me know..
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eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
"You love the boy body and soul, plainly, directly, as he loves you"
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A room with a view?
I never saw the movie but I've read the book..
if I'm right..
"Honey, if you don't tell me what's on your mind, I'm afraid I'll have to smother you with a pillow."
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The Green Mile.
"I missed... your delicious ironed toast. "
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C.R.A.Z.Y. if im not mistaken
"duuuuunuh duuuuuuhnuhh (ect.) ....salsa shark."
an easy one but it gets me everytime
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Clerks
"Neighbors bring food with death, and flowers with sickness, and little things in between."
Props on getting the C.R.A.Z.Y quote.
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To Kill a Mockingbird ( I only know it cos of the book)
and if I'm correct:
''I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven?''
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Leon: The Proffesional.
"You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body. "
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Caddyshack, of course.
"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."
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Snatch
"There's always a bigger fish."
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Star Wars: Episode 1
"get off my plane!" (said by the same man who said "snakes...why'd it have to be snakes?".... coincidence?? foreshadowing of SNAKES ON A PLANE?? i hope so)
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Air Force One
"Here I was born, and there I died. It was only a moment for you; you took no notice. "
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American Beauty, I think
If it isn't disregard the new quote:
"Do you know what "Nemesis" means? A righteous of infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a horrible cunt: Me."
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Sorry, not from American Beauty. Good guess though.
Your quote is from Snatch (One of my faves) said by Brick Top.
Quote is still
"Here I was born, and there I died. It was only a moment for you; you took no notice. "
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That's Hitchcock. Umm... Vertigo, yeah.
"I'd hate to take a bite outta you. You're a cookie full of arsenic."
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sweet smell of success.
"sand is so overrated. it's just tiny little rocks."
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
"It's like technology versus horses."
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Adaptation. (i'm back!)
"In this town, you're innocent until you're investigated. "
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Syrainia?
You can't imagine how much I feel like making love to you. But I'll never tell anyone, especially not you. They'd have to torture me to make me say it.
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"If I'm God, I'm Clint Eastwood"
from Bruce Allmighty, I just loved that sentence=P
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i think you missed the point so were just gonna pretend that didnt happen and im going to say: Life is beautiful
and for my quote
"You're gonna listen to me? To something I said? Hasn't it become abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know shit?"
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That would be from Mallrats
"we're a Vietnamese restaurant... we just don't have bread"
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Garden State.
Now I gotta think of one - bear with me.
Done thinking:
"What difference do you think you can make, one man in all this madness?"
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The Thin Red Line
"The genius who created me only took care of my dashing good looks, my razor sharp wit and my irresistible attraction to the wrong women."
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The Thin Red Line
"The genius who created me only took care of my dashing good looks, my razor sharp wit and my irresistible attraction to the wrong women."
The Wiz
"Well, me and the boys got some work to do. You want to come with us? It ain't like it used to be; but it'll do."
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the wild bunch.
"Yeah, well, it's Philip's, okay? He won't let anybody near it. Honestly, I put half a Mars bar in the glove box once and he chased me around the garden with a bit of wood."
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'Shaun of the dead'
Yey, know that film like the back of mah hand!
'Don't eat that ... that's Pluto.'
from one of my favourite sci-fis :)
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gattaca!
we had to watch that in biology class:/
"What's the point they're all the same, some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act and is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door, it's insulting. "
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Scream.
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a quote, m'dear?
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I've been trying to think of one! Give me time, young whipper-snapper! AND GET OFF MY LAWN!!
Ahem. Don't know what came over me there. This should be an easy one:
"They say the fucking smog is the fucking reason you have such beautiful fucking sunsets."
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get shorty:]
"Your brain ? Your brain is a body part. Like your fingernail or your heart. Why is that the part that's you?"
this one might be hard...i haven't met anyone else who's seen it...love the movie though:)
sorry to be a whippersnapper, ma'am.
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Get Shorty?
Not 100% sure on this one.
Anyway ignore this if I was wrong
"Did you know that Shirley and Joe are married?"
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I'm gonna be generous and call that a simultaneous post. You're both right, but citylights got there first, so her quote is the active one. Bad luck, Kirbo!
sorry to be a whippersnapper, ma'am.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: I am the best bearded lady ever.
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good to be proud, madam bearded lady.
scary thing is...i've seen a real bearded lady. or at least a mustachio'd one.
is anyone going to try my quote?
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Steal my Get Shorty will ya? Fine
What Dreams May Come is my answer for you.
Now because I liked my quote so much
"Did you know that Shirley and Joe are married?"
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Good Night, and Good Luck.
"You don't have to enter through the ceiling, you know."
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Samurai Fiction!
"The worst mistake that you can make is to think you're alive when really you're asleep in life's waiting room."
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Waking Life (ick)
"You have Carte Blance, but not a blank check"
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E tu vivrai nel terrore - L'aldila
my parents watch that one...and i'm usually in the room:/
"Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as of itself as being the end because what does the end feel like? It's like saying when you try to extrapolate the end of the universe, you say, if the universe is indeed infinite, then how - what does that mean? How far is all the way, and then if it stops, what's stopping it, and what's behind what's stopping it? So, what's the end, you know, is my question to you."
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haha, This IS Spinal Tap!
"First he screws me, then he screws you. It's Dutch door action."
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Wayne's World
"I didn't want a house. I didn't want all those pots and pans. I didn't want anything but you. It's God's own blessing I didn't get you."
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Lonely are the Brave. I love that movie.
"What? Do you service yourself ten times a day or something?"
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ZOOLANDER. i loooove that movie..."what is this, a school for ants???"
anyways: "Did you drink and dial?"
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Is that from Sideways? I know I heard it somewhere.
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yeah, it's Sideways
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Okay!
Character 1: "Sorry to interrupt your recreation, fellows, but it is time for Sgt. Pinback to feed the alien."
Character 2: "Awww, I don't wanna do that!"
Don't know how many people have seen the film, but it should be powerfully obvious to anyone who has.
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Dark Star
"No."
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Um... Any movie ever made?
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I'm going with the most famous 'No' ever.
Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith
"Armed robbery. With a replica. I mean, how the fuck can it be armed robbery with a fucking replica? "
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nope
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No offense, but 'No' doesn't work. It's in alot of movies. Technically I'm right.
But here's some answers.
Fight Club
American History X
American Beauty
Milo and Otis
The Brave Little Toaster
The Doors
Taxi Driver
Rocky
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Ok, but in this case it's the only word spoken in the movie
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Ok, with something like that, it works.
I have no idea what it is.
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Would it be Silent Movie? Possibly spoken by Marcel Marceau?
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Would it be Silent Movie? Possibly spoken by Marcel Marceau?
correct
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Yeah, I've never seen it, but I've heard about that. Good stuff.
"What do you mean they cut the power? They're animals!"
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Aliens
"Aw, George. Not the livestock."
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O Brother, Where Art Thou?
(All hail the Cohen Brothers!)
"It went straight for the warhead and they think it's cute!"
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"It went straight for the warhead and they think it's cute!"
The Abyss.
"Yeah, she was in great pain! Then we cut off her head, and drove a stake through her heart, and burned it, and then she found peace."
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Bram Stokers Dracula
"What... like an Irish monk?"
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Mean Machine?
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Nope.
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Big Lebowski?
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Correct.
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a quote?
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oh, my turn, then
"You know, if my foot could talk it would say, "May I please go up this geek's ass!""
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Career Opportunities?? I think that's the title. If not ignore me.
"I don't..eat."
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yeah, that was it
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No one?
The quote is "I don't...eat"
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I miss this game.
"I don't.....eat."
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I know I've heard it before, but all I can remember is the couple vampire movies that used the "I don't...drink" line
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I've heard it before, and I can remember the context, but when I try to remember what it is all that comes to mind is the "I don't use toilet-paper" line from Scrubs.
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All right, the quote was from Broken Flowers.
Here's an easy one, lets get this going again. I love this thread. too much to let it die.
"What is your major malfunction?"
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Full Metal Jacket?
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Yep.
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"I want to banalize you."
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anybody?
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Here's one for you:
"Sir you look like the Piss Boy!"
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That's Snatch, but it's also not how the game works. You have to answer the person before you to give a quote.
Raven, I was trying to get other to answer, and I'm not 100% sure, so I'll hazzard a guess.
The Five Obstructions?
If so, here's my quote "My mother was a hardware man"
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yep, Five Obstructions (best documentary ever)
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Ed and his dead mother...(steve buscemi yeiy...!!!)
I missed this game...
heres mine...
'...besides, floyd smoked the second page of the letter'
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True Romance (wicked flick)
"The imagination. It's there to sort out your nightmare, to show you the exit from the maze of your nightmare, to transform the nightmare into dreams, that become your bedrock. If we do not listen to that voice, it dies, it shrivels, it vanishes. The imagination is not our escape. On the contrary, the imagination is the place we are all trying to get to."
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Six Degrees of Separation?
If so, here's mine:
Char 1: Number 1, step forward.
Number 1: Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker.
Char 1: Number 2, step forward.
Number 2: Give me the fucking keys, you fucking cocksucking motherfucker, aaarrrghh.
Char 1: Knock it off. Get back. Number 3, step forward.
Number 3: Hand me the keys, you cocksucker.
Char 1: In English, please?
Number 3: Excuse me?
Char 1: In English.
Number 3: Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?
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The Usual Suspects
This is probably very obvious but I just rewatched this movie last night for the 32nd time so here goes:
Char1: Old woman.
Char2: Man.
Char1: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Char2: I'm 37.
Char1: What?
Char2: I'm 37. I'm not old.
Char1: Well I can't just call you "man".
Char2: Well you could say "Dennis".
Char1: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Char2: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Also, that "Piss boy" quote definitely did NOT come from Snatch. So I'm using it.
"Sir, you look like the piss boy!"
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History of the World: Part I.
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Damn straight!
...pff, Snatch. Not even close.
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so whats the new quote...?
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Obscure, that's easy...'Pulp Fiction'...
try this one on...
'as far back as i could reamember, I always wanted to be a gangster'...
(pretty easy...)
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Goodfella's, great movie.
This may be a bit obscure:
"If you're going to hunt humans, you should know we travel in packs."
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Titan AE.
Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.
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The Adventures of Baron Von Munchausen!!!!!! Which is an amazingly fun movie by the way.
Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?
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Fight Club.
Fly Marry Poppins, Fly! Supercalafragilisticispaidocious!
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Bio dome.
'The report read "Routine retirement of a replicant." That didn't make me feel any better about shooting a woman in the back.'
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Blade Runner.
Hold onto your lug nuts it's tiiiiiime for an overhaul!
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The Mask
Crawling, on the planet's face. Some insects, called the Human Race. Lost in Time, and Lost in space... and in meaning.
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Rocky Horror Picture Show
Care for a little necrophilia? Hmm?
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BRAZIL!
I love that movie.
What poor unfortunate creature had to die so you could wear that?!? My Aunt Trudy...
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Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
You got me a gun rack? I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate a gun rack.
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Wayne's World...?
"When will then be now?"
"Soon."
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Spaceballs.
"A toll is a toll. And a roll is a roll. We don't get no tolls, we don't eat no rolls"
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Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Char1: I want peace on earth and goodwill towards men.
Char2: We are the United States government. We don't do that.
I'm quoting from memory, so it may be off a little, but it should be close enough
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Sneakers?
Character 1: "I'm married to my work."
Character 2: "So am I. Which makes my wife my mistress. That's why I'm still in love with her."
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The Core
I love you Lula May
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It's been 5 days.... It was Breakfast at Tiffany's. Here's a new quote.
I was right in the middle of a reptile zoo. Somebody was giving booze to these god-damn things. It won't be long now before they tear us to shreds
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Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
No... Not without incident.
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Equilibrium.
A.J.: What's with you? Yesterday you were normal and today you're like the Chinese guy from the Karate Kid. What's with you today?
Lucas: What's with today today?
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Empire Records?
Girl 1 Mom said the school was closed today because it flooded and there's feces everywhere!
Girl 2 What's feces?
Girl 1 Baby mice!
Girl 2 Awwwww!
(400th post FTW!)
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Donnie Darko
Barry sucked on his first titty today.
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(but for how many hours?)
Grandma's Boy.
There's no father! I'm a virgin! Nah, be great though, wouldn't it?
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Children Of Men.
Great movie.
We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist.
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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
This isn't good cop, bad cop. This is fag and New Yorker.
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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang!
I love that movie so much!
So you stopped talking because of Friedrich Nietzsche? Far out.
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Little Miss Sunshine
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.
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They Live
You insignifi-CUNT, little fuck!
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Boondock Saints
But I'm a Cheerleader!
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But I'm a Cheerleader. (that one is easy.)
If I wasn't a transvestite terrorist, would you marry me?
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Breakfast on Pluto. (My, it's been a long time since I was here.)
And now:
My dear, either you were born on a extremely rustic community, where good manners are unknown, or you suffer from a common feminine delusion that the mere fact of being a woman exempts you from the rules of civilized conduct.
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Laura?
Char 1 "Yes you are fucked! Shit out of luck! Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck! This world will be mine, and you're first in line! You braught me the pick and now you shall both die!"
Char 2 "Waaaaiiiiiit, waaaaiiit, wait, you motherfucker, we challenge yooouuu to a rock-off! Give us one chance to know your socks off..."
Hint: Best movie ever.
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Pick of Destiny (terrible movie).
+ Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
# No.
+ But I... I do deny them my essence.
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Dr. Strangelove.
Heh. Did you read that "feminine domination" thread in I Like Fish and immediately think of Strangelove too?
EDIT: aaaaand . . .quote. I'm doing this from memory, so don't expect it to be word-perfect, but it'll be close enough to pick:
- Character 1: "What is the meaning of life?"
(pause)
- Character 2: "Every rose has a thorn."
- Character 3: "And every night has a dawn."
- Characters 2 & 3: "And every cowboy sings a sad, sad song."
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Is it Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey?
If so then,
Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
If not then just ignore that quote.
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Predator. Funny as hell.
Semper fi, motherfucker!
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Is it Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey?
Awesome.
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Doom.
"Keep firing assholes!"
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Spaceballs?
' "Some things in here don't react well to bullets." Yeah, like me. I don't react well to bullets.'
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The Hunt for Red October
(I love it when Sean Connery says that line)
Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up.
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The Princess Bride
He was my father. I loved him even if he had gone crazy.
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Frailty... (bill paxton is sick...)
Quote...
'Most guys don't know how to wear make-up anyways, and guys naturally think you're gay..."
(hint, documentary...)
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How about a new quote or a better hint, I'll admit I caved and googled it just because i had to know but i couldn't even find it there.
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hint 2... Ian MacKaye is in it...
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American Hardcore? Not at all certain.
If I am right here is my quote, "Voil?! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate."
Easy one, but then better to keep the thread rolling that to get it stuck.
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V For Vendetta. (Easy!)
"Is this it priest? The pope's new army? A few crusty bitches and a hand full of ragtags?"
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Gangs Of New York.
Dude, am I going deaf or did he just say we could fuck his wife?
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Harold and Kumar Go to Whitecastle
"Junior! The floors on fire"
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Indiana Jones: The Last Crusade
No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering.
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Ugh the Hellraiser movie.
"Wait a minute. You aren't seriously suggesting that if I get through the wire... and case everything out there... and don't get picked up... to turn myself in and get thrown back in the cooler for a couple of months so you can get the information you need?"
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"The Great Escape" I think.
This is from one of my favorite movies:
Character 1: So, I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund and Swedlin's last Tuesday and this little guy's drinkin' and he says, "So where can a guy find some action? I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake." And I says, "What kinda action?" and he says, "Woman action, what do I look like?" And I says, "Well, what do I look like, I don't arrange that kinda thing," and he says, "I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake," and I says, "Well, this ain't that kinda place."
Character 2: Uh-huh.
Character 1: So he says, "So I get it, so you think I'm some kinda jerk for askin'," only he doesn't use the word jerk.
Character 2: I understand.
Character 1: And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who thought he was a jerk was dead now. So I don't say nothin' and he says, "What do ya think about that?" So I says, "Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him then."
Character 2: Ya got that right.
Character 1: And he says, "Yah, that guy's dead and I don't mean of old age." And then he says, "Geez, I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake."
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Fargo
"Just because a person doesn't go around blabbing her entire biological history to everyone she meets doesn't make her a liar."
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(Just to let everyone know, people in Fargo (the town) don't talk like people in Fargo (the movie). Please don't believe that movie.)
And your quote is from Transamerica.
"Sometimes hate can be the only real thing... you can stop loving someone but hate can last on forever."
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Bang Bang You're Dead'
I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's fucked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to fuckin' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big fuckin' surprise.
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reservoir dogs...
you said you gave mary jane a pearl neklace....how much did that cost...?
obviously you missed the point of that story...
P.D...it was not american harcore...it was 'Another state of mind'...
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Half Baked
Start using your head. That's the lump that's three feet above your ass.
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A League of their Own.
"Tell me, Karl, have you ever heard the term 'involuntary servitude'?
No.
'Unconscionable contract'?
Uh, nope.
Great!"
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Big Fish
Sorry about that, like I said I was not at all certain it was American Hardcore. On the bright side at least the ball is rolling again.
1: Help you two?
2: Do you have any white bread ma'am?
1: Yeah.
2: I'll have some toasted white bread please.
1: You want some butter or jam on that honey?
2: No ma'am, dry.
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the blues brothers?
"Have you ever had two people look at you, with complete lust and devotion, through the same pair of eyes?"
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Being John Malkovich...
'what the hell are you doing in my kitchen, eating a big ass sandwich and shit'...
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no one...??? well I sould have expected it...no one probably saw this crappy movie...nobody likes third parts...(friday after next)...new quote anyone...??
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let's get this ball rolling with a nice easy one.
Hey Faggot! They're not gay, they're hobbits!
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Clerks 2.
"You're nuts! N-V-T-S nuts!"
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History of the World, Part I.
"Ya dead, mon?"
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Cool Runnings???
So what are you going to do? Charlie?
Damn it Neil, the name is Nuwanda.
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Dead Poet Society, awesome movie btw.
"Its called a lance... hello!"
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A Knight's Tale.
sorry to everyone if I'm hogging the thread.
Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
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Donnie Darko
"Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are. None so like him as we are."
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Donnie Darko
"Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are. None so like him as we are."
That'd be good ol' Lestat from Interview With the Vampire. Though, I don't recall the second half of that line being in the movie, just the book. Could be wrong, then.
Here's a fresh one:
God tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked.
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Don't quote the post above you.
Braveheart
"You might say I have a 'magnetic' personality! Haha!"
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StarTrek: Generations
as you wish
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A bit vague, considering I think that lines been used quite often. I'm going to go with Empire Strikes Back, Boba Fett's line after Vader says "No disintigrations."
Well, I wouldn't argue that is was a no holes, barred, adrenalin fuelled thrill ride. But, there is no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork.
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Hot Fuzz
Your eyes can be so cruel, just as I can be so cruel.
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dammit now I have this image of David Bowie in an M C Escher painting.
The Labyrinth
Its a sign all right, we're going out of busniness
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Ghostbusters!
"You tell me where my suit is, woman!"
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Samuel L. Jackson's character in The Incredibles.
You've been in my life so long, I can't remember anything else.
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Alien 3
John : When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked.
Character B: Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
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Jurassic Park,
Tell me what you cherish most. Give me the pleasure of taking it away.
You just don't get it. There isn't a thing I don't cherish!
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FFVII: Advent Children
Char1: That would make you a lawyer.
Char2: What makes you think I'm a lawyer?
Char1: You have that sharp, useless look about you.
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Pretty Woman
Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.
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as you wish
A bit vague, considering I think that lines been used quite often. I'm going to go with Empire Strikes Back, Boba Fett's line after Vader says "No disintigrations."
That was surely from the Princess Bride. I mean, it's a key line in the film!
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but that last one is totally Blues Brothers.
I hope he likes spaghetti... they serve it four times a day in Italian prisons
here's another from the same
you'll be making a grave error, if you kill us, there are a quarter of a million Italians in Britan and they'll be made to suffer. Every restuarant, cafe, ice creame parlour, gambling den and night club in London, Liverpool, and Glasgow will be smashed. Mr Bridger will drive them into the sea
The Italian Job from 1969 with Michael Caine
new movie
Oh God its her again
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anymore clues...???
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2 weeks and no answer....
Maybe itstime to post a new quote.
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This one's fairly easy:
You get me in a vendetta kinda' mood, you'll tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man that killed you.
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True romance...one of my faves...!!!
The whole world are gonna know we're liars! .... yeah, rich liars though...
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nobody...?? well it's 'alien autopsy'...new quote...
I'ts my own fault and nobody else's that I got confused, I've been having so much fun I forgot to take my medicine
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I think the quote your using is from Sin City.....
"This was my son. Notice how I said was? That's because he's dead. Relegated to the past tense. Went from an is to a was before he had his breakfast"
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Well i was tempted to do a Departed quote but went for Lucky Number Slevin instead....
I know your quote as well but think i will give someone else a chance
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The Rock
I know they're talkin about beer but I can think of another pair I'd like to grab. MY BALLS.
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Right, that's over a week. Time for hints?
(for some reason The Todd springs immediately to mind, but that's all I got)
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That'd be Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
I'm insane, and you're my insanity.
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Twelve Monkeys
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
Hint: It's not[/i] Fight Club
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But it is fight club :?
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Yeah. Phrased like that, the only other thing it can be from is an SNL skit mentioning Fight Club. So...is it the right wording?
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Club Fight
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Uhm...Melee Group? Brawl Establishment? Fisticuffs Gathering?
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I apologize. I must have phrased it wrong or misremembered the quote. In Fun With Dick and Jane, Dick's boss says something mimicking the Fight Club line, but I'm not seeing the actual quote on imdb or elsewhere.
You'll slap me? You slap me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
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Angels with Dirty Faces. And so long as we're doing film classics...
She: Joey? What happened last night? I don't remember.
He: You kissed me.
She: I ... I wasn't myself.
He: Yeah, but whoever you were, you were great!
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Hint: One of the characters in the movie is named "Joey." In case it's still too hard, more hints will come later.
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Second hint: It's ... a musical!
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Is it Pal Joey?
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PAL JOEY IS CORRECT! Sorry for the long delay, but you get to post the next film quote.
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Alrighty. And the quote is:
"You know - for kids!"
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The Hudsucker Proxy. And now for something completely different...
As far as I can see, American men have been totally emasculated — they're like slaves! They die like flies from coronary thrombosis while their women sit under hairdryers eating chocolates and arranging for every second Tuesday to be some sort of Mother's Day! And this infantile preoccupation with bosoms. In all time in this God-forsaken country, the one thing that has appalled me most of all this this prepostrous preoccupation with bosoms. Don't you realize they have become the dominant theme in American culture: in literature, advertising and all fields of entertainment and everything. I'll wager you anything you like that if American women stopped wearing brassieres, your whole national economy would collapse overnight.
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It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World
"Do the interns get Glocks?"
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The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou.
new quote:
"Gee, i'm really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."
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Better off dead.
"Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?
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Do I have to continue the trend of John Cusack movies? 'Cause that's Rob from High Fidelity. Pffft, nerts to that:
Just look at the face: it's vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet.
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Shaun of the Dead
I did inhale because I thought "What the hell, it's lit, it's in my hand, I'll inhale it."
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Man of the Year, saw it last night and thought of this thread.
new quote
"A: Do you still have my eyeglasses?
B: No, I traded them. Do you have any tobacco?
A No, I traded it.
B: For what?
A: I'm not telling.
B: Liar.
A: Thief."
if no one gets it, i'll post another quote from the same movie. Its not that memorable, I suppose.
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all right, well, since no one is getting it,
from the same film:
"It is strange that you do not remember any of your poetry, William Blake"
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dead man
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"You're a thief and a liar."
"I only lied about being a thief."
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That'd be Danny Ocean and his wife in Ocean's Eleven. I'll pop up a quote in a minute or two.
Remember no matter how bad life gets, there is always beer!
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Dirty Work
"Welcome the rich man, he's hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there's plenty there to kiss!"
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That's from 'Spirited Away' I think.
Quote:
"I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write something first, then reward myself with coffee. Coffee and a muffin. So I need to establish the themes. Maybe a banana nut. That's a good muffin."
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Adaptation
I knew a guy who was dyslexic. He was also cross-eyed. So everything came out right.
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That's from Gummo.
Quote: The last mass trials were a great success. There are going to be fewer but better Russians.
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According to my Gran, that's from Ninotchka.
Nope. Never trust a man with women's hips.
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shooting fish
She had hands as big as Andre the Giant's, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.
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40 Year Old Virgin! Love that movie.
I've been shot! I'm bleeding! Somebody touched my ass!
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Death to Smoochy
Everyone uses baggies; that's why we can relate to this crime
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Well smack my ass and call me Shirley. I was just thinking that the film quotes game was needing to be revived, not realizing that I knew the last quote!
Its from Happiness. A great movie, very dark humour, which I adore.
new quote:
"Its a girl. Buy some pink shit."
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Knocked up.
Now, before you go off half-cocked on this quote, the answer is NOT Kill Bill. The movie in question came out before Quentin Tarrantino was even born.
"I'm gonna move that toe. I'm gonna move that toe. I'm gonna move that toe. I'm gonna move that toe. I'm gonna move that toe. I'm gonna move that toe. .... "
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OK, since it's been a while, here's a big hint. John Wayne is in this movie.
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Is it the rather bad John Ford film "The Wings of Eagles"? That's kinda just a stab in the dark though.
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That's not a big hint - John Wayne has been in a ton of movies. I'm going to guess The Quiet Man.
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I'm not sure if If we've got that last one yet, but here's mine.
"No, she fell in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she fell in love with me."
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The "move that toe" quote WAS from The Wings of Eagles. In my opinion, it was a very good film. John Wayne, overcoming paralysis and learning to walk again, was much MORE a hero in this film than the swaggering John Wayne we're used to.
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I'm not sure if If we've got that last one yet, but here's mine.
"No, she fell in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she fell in love with me."
Was it A Day at the Races?
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I'm not sure if If we've got that last one yet, but here's mine.
"No, she fell in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she fell in love with me."
Was it A Day at the Races?
Bingo!
Here's another:
"You know you haven't stopped talking since I came in here? Somebody must have vaccinated you with a phonograph needle."
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I'm not sure if If we've got that last one yet, but here's mine.
"No, she fell in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she fell in love with me."
Was it A Day at the Races?
Bingo!
Here's another:
"You know you haven't stopped talking since I came in here? Somebody must have vaccinated you with a phonograph needle."
Duck soup?
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I'm not sure if If we've got that last one yet, but here's mine.
"No, she fell in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she fell in love with me."
Was it A Day at the Races?
Bingo!
Here's another:
"You know you haven't stopped talking since I came in here? Somebody must have vaccinated you with a phonograph needle."
Duck soup?
Right!
:-D
I'll try to think of another.
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"God help us, we're in the hands of engineers."
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People, people, people, you're not understanding how this game works. Somebody posts a quote; people guess at the quote, and whoever guesses correctly gets to post the next quote. You can't just go around putting up quotes willy-nilly! Dissy, I make it your turn.
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*coughJurassicParkcough*
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this game is broken.
lets try again.
"I'm severing ties with Siebie"
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Oh..Oh... um is that "Serenity"?
Well, here's mine
"C'mon, he's insane. Look. Right now he's probably dancing around in his grandma's panties, yeah, rubbing himself in peanut butter. "
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That'd be Seven or if you prefer, "Se7en."
My turn!
A: "You can't be in my gang if you don't smoke."
B: "I don't want to be in your gang."
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Control. Heres two quotes from the same movie, because it may be somewhat of an obscure one.
"A: He's dangerous but sincere.
C: Sincerely dangerous.
A: No, he's dangerous *because* he's sincere."
and
"A: Your job is making you boring and mean.
B: My job is making me a respectable member of society."
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Trust
"A. You don't mean to tell me you're living in poverty
B. No, but I'm broke."
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"What are you doing here, Oddball?"
"I'm sitting here, drinking some wine and eating cheese."
Clint Eastwood and Donald Sutherland - Kelly's Heroes
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My error
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...why not, y'know, correct it by throwing out a quote?
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Because, y'know, mine hasn't been answered yet...
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Trust
"A. You don't mean to tell me you're living in poverty
B. No, but I'm broke."
Amadeus
In the same trend:
A: He said you were a bum
B: Aw, he's being generous
A: The most gifted bum he ever trained
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Indiana Jones?
Heres mine its kinda long, but I like it
Person A making a two part conversation with an imaginary lover. If you really love me, then let's make a vow. Right here... together... right now. Ok ? - Ok... - All right, repeat after me... I'm gonna be free. - I'm gonna be free. - And I'm gonna be brave... - I'm gonna be brave. - Good... I'm gonna live each day as if it were my last. - Oh that's good... - You like that ? - Yeah... - Say it. - I'm gonna live each day as it were my last... - Fantastically... - Fantastically. - Courageously... - Courageously. - With grace... - With grace. - And in the dark of the night ,and it does get dark, when I call a name... - When I call a name... - It' ll be your name... What's your name ?
No answer
Nevermind... let's go... say it. - Let's go... - Everywhere... - Everywhere... - Even though... - Even though... - We're scared... - We're scared... - Cause it's life... - It's life... - and it's happening, it's really really happening... RIGHT NOW...
The whole film is incredibly quotable but I decided not to go for the most obvious one.
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I think you're kind of missing the point when you use a quote that is kind of tl;dr. Kind of kills the flow.
Also, I'm 95% sure that that was NOT from an Indiana Jones movie (You also might want to be more specific). Also, if you're not sure, don't just throw out a guess and then move on with the game, it kind of cheapens it.
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I'm 100% sure that it's from Raiders of the Lost Ark
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Hm. Fair enough. I stand by the tl;dr, though. Should seriously probably tighten it up.
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I stand by the tl;dr, though. Should seriously probably tighten it up.
Yes.
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I'm 100% sure that it's from Raiders of the Lost Ark
No it's not. It's You and Me and Everyone We Know.
A - He has a big red pillow; it's missing.
B - Did he have his name on it?
A - And his room number.
B - What's it look like?
A - Big. Red. Pillow.
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You're doin' it wrong.
This quote (the one falandrew was answering):
A: He said you were a bum
B: Aw, he's being generous
A: The most gifted bum he ever trained
is from Raiders of the Lost Ark
And that last one is The Savages
Next one!
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
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Requiem for a Dream.
Uh...
"Get ahold of yourself, Cletus!"
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With a name like "Cletus" beign used, it has to be The Dukes of Hazzard.
"I never drink......wine."
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Bram Stoker's Dracula (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07082004) or Mel Brook's Dracula: Dead and Loving It. They both use that line.
"Listen up shitkicker, you're about one cunt hair away from hillbilly heaven."
"Mmm, I love it when you talk dirty."
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Eastern Promises.
umm...
"Read me a story! I want a dolly! I want a cookie! I want, I want, I want! Me, Me, Me! Mine, Mine, Mine! Now, Now, Now!"
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Hook!
"So we can't call Ripley's Believe it or Not, because... they wouldn't believe it. "
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With a name like "Cletus" beign used, it has to be The Dukes of Hazzard.
"I never drink......wine."
WOAH WOAH WOAH! Wrong movie. I haven't even seen The Dukes of Hazzard.
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You're doin' it wrong.
This quote (the one falandrew was answering):
A: He said you were a bum
B: Aw, he's being generous
A: The most gifted bum he ever trained
is from Raiders of the Lost Ark
I missed that bit, see.
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Hook!
"So we can't call Ripley's Believe it or Not, because... they wouldn't believe it. "
The Iron Giant
A: Fantastic that you could figure that all out and lie that down on her so you could come up with a way to get your toast. Fantastic!
B: Yeah, well, I didn't get it, did I?
A: No, but it was very clever. I would have just punched her out.
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And I repeat, since no one got it last time:
"Get ahold of yourself, Cletus!"
If you need a hint, it's a zombie movie. Recent.
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Was it 28 Weeks Later?
"Charlie don't surf!"
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Apocalypse Now.
"Come on, guys. Assholes and elbows."
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No.
Here's another hint: Chris Kattan was involved.
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Oh man, you're talking about that awful, terrible movie Undead or Alive. I stopped watching that about 15 minutes in
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That movie was hilarious. Especially if you've seen the scene where that quote came from. And also if you watched it on 4/20 like I did.
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Apocalypse Now.
"Come on, guys. Assholes and elbows."
Jeeper's Creeper's....2? I think.
Ummmm...."Without you, today's emotions would be the scurf of yesterday's."
This is a fantastic movie, easy quote.
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Nope. Try again.
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Nope. Try again.
OH! Full Metal Jacket! My father LOVES that movie. It's a Stanley Kubrick film right?
But they do say it in Jeepers Creepers 2. Or 1. One of them.
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Yeah that was it. I'll have to watch JC 2 again. You might be right about that.
Edit: You are right, sir.
And your quote was from Amelie.
"A: Tell my son the time that his father died. Tell him...
B: No. He won't even know your name. "
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Pan's Labyrinth
Here's a good one:
"Hey, Victor!"
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Smoke Signals?
"Amoebas don't build houses and bridges, they only eat."
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Akira.
"Hey boys, didn't you see the sign? 'No dickheads allowed.'"
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Lost and Delirious
I have no idea why I know that.
Now for my quote that went ignored before....
A: Fantastic that you could figure that all out and lie that down on her so you could come up with a way to get your toast. Fantastic!
B: Yeah, well, I didn't get it, did I?
A: No, but it was very clever. I would have just punched her out.
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Five Easy Pieces.
Hint: Any hippie who had children or had hippie parents in the ninties should get this one:
"Yo, the name is Batty / The logic is erratic / Potato in a jacket / Toys in the attic / I rock and I ramble / My brain is scrambled / Rap like an animal, but I'm a mammal."
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Fern Gully. No hippies involved, actually. [singing]It's raining like magic it's/ falling like starlight"...
*ahem*
1: When you asked me if I was doing anything later I didn't realize you'd actually forgotten! I thought it was just playful banter!
2: It *was* playful banter.
1: Cutting it kinda close, dontcha think?
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The Incredibles.
Larry:
It's easy to be a holy man on top of a mountain.
Excellent movie. One of my favs.
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The Razor's Edge
Let's see...
SanDeE*: So, what do you think?
Harris: I think it was a total washout.
SanDeE*: God, it really clears out your head.
Harris: Head? Head? You should go back in there and tell them they're doing it wrong. Well, it was a great lunch and enema, thanks.
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What, nobody?
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Because I don't want this thread to die, I cheated and asked the internets, and they said it was L.A Story.
My quote:
"Mankind, probably the most mysterious species on our planet. A mystery of open questions."
Also originally in a foreign language.
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Stalker
"Who is the form following the function of What, and what I am is a man in a mask"
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V For Vendetta
F: What's it like having a gun?
M: It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone.
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Superbad
History is just one fucking thing after another.
Hint: it's obvious.
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Oh man! I liked that one. It's The History Boys
The quote is an obvious reference to Apocalypse Now, but that's not it:
"I love the smell of polyurethane in the morning"
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Small Soldiers
which was surprisingly good, at least it was fun.
"We're only interested in one thing, Bart. Can you tell a story? Can you make us laugh? Can you make us cry? Can you make us want to break out in joyous song? Is that more than one thing? Okay!"
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Barton Fink
A: You're out of your mind.
B: Yeah. Ain't it cool?
A: I'm serious, ____, your mind has taken a walk off the map.
B: Maybe. But I'm still gonna kick your ass.
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Broken Arrow
Here's an easy one:
A: Ever hear of a tune-up? Hee hee hee hee hee.
B: Ah, heh heh heh. Ever hear of a ritual killing? Ah, heh heh heh heh heh
A: I don't get it.
B: You gnaw on her face in public like that again and you'll be one. Ah, heh heh heh heh!
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Uncle Buck! Awesome movie.
DQ: Who are you?
S: I'm a British nanny, and I'm dangerous.
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Shoot Em Up
I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it, that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic; yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?
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Wayne's World
Nice.
"Its origin and purpose still a total mystery."
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2001: A Space Odyssey
"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?"
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War Games
A: People who get the calls are good. Not flashy, good. They get in, they get out, nobody knows a goddamn thing. You understand? Boom, boom, boom. Three in the head, you know they're dead.
B: You know, that's kind of catchy.
A: Yeah? Well I'll make you a fucking bumper sticker.
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Nurse Betty
'They all deserve to die. Tell you why, Mrs. X, tell you why! Because in all of the whole human race, Mrs. X, there are two kinds of men and only two. There's the one staying put in his proper place and one with his foot in the other one's face. Look at me, Mrs x! Look at you! No, we all deserve to die... Even you, Mrs X, even I! Because the lives of the wicked should be made brief. For the rest of us death will be a relief. We all deserve to die... And I'll never see Johanna, no I'll never hug my girl to me... FINISHED! '
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Couldn't be Sweeney Todd, could it?
Do you know why you need to be interested in science? Because your face is perfect, Jake.
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um um um..
the new one.
The Happening, right?
Quote:
A: Where did you leave your parachute?
B: I beg your pardon?
A: Never mind. You'll pry no information from me, General Electric Whiskers.
It was out in '41.
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Love Crazy.
"Mutant, have you come to take me up on my hula hoop challenge?"
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Holy crap Vertical Stripes, where've you been hiding? I remember you from "back in the day", as the kids say.
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Mr. Magoriums wonder emporium. Yay for airline movies.
"Do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto hatchback?"
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Aha! *pounce* I was hoping for something I knew! It is totally Clerks, it has to be.
Challenge:
Hey, would you mind putting that gun away? My wife doesn't care, but I'm a very timid fellow.
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That would be from "The thin man". Speaking of which, i need to re-watch that at some point.
Come to me, clouds. May you rise as an evil storm born to rip them open. Let the cover of night bear witness and destroy those who resist so they shall harm me not.
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Stay Alive?
"With havoc and rage! Turn brother against brother! Greed and avarice shall prevail and those who do not hear my words shall pay the price. I'll teach Man how to use his machines. I'll show him what distorted science can give birth to. I'll teach him to fly like a faerie and I'll give the ultimate answer to all his Science can ask!"
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"The Flight of Dragons." Jeez, that one is obscure!
"Lady, you're about a half a bubble off plumb, and that's for sure and for certain."
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I totally just watched Flight of Dragons two weeks ago.
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Quigley Down Under
Our love is God; let's go get a slushie.
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Heathers
It's K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-c-oming to k-k-k-kill me.
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I know the answers to a lot of these, but I'm at work, so I don't have time to think of quotes...gah, today's been really boring.
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A Fish Called Wanda.
New quote:
"I really admire your shoes. I love your shoes. And I was just thinking: as much as I really admire your shoes, and as much as I'd love to have a pair just like them, I really wouldn't want to be IN your shoes at this particular time and place."
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Roxanne.
"How could I forget about you? You're the only person I know."
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Hah! I just watched that movie last week. I would post a quote, but I'm too tempted to post something that would be really long, and therefore obvious.
Edit: Fuck it. That was The Bourne Identity, I'm now going to post a bunch of quotes from the same movie, because I like it.
Death, death, death comes sweeping down, filthy death the leering clown, death on wings, death by surprise, failing evil from worldly eyes, death that spawns as life succumbs, while death and love, two kindred drums, beat the time till judgement day, an actor in a passion play, without beginning, without end, evermore, amen.
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You're supposed to be setting a good example, now will you get back to your coffin immediately!
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I should have known it. The rest of the world doesn't exist.
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Dellamorte Dellamorte
Quote time:
"Damn it Jim, what the hell is the matter with you? Other people have birthdays, why are we treating yours like a funeral?"
"I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her: marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet, buried alive. Buried alive."
"I never took the ___________ _____ test until now. What do you think of my solution?"
If you don't get this...
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Some crappy Star Trek movie? That Generations one?
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Yeah it's Wrath of Khan.
"I was prepared to pay five hundred dollars."
"Oddly enough, I'm prepared to take it. Shall we seal the deal with a kiss? or five dollars in cash? You lose either way."
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Yeah it's Wrath of Khan.
"I was prepared to pay five hundred dollars."
"Oddly enough, I'm prepared to take it. Shall we seal the deal with a kiss? or five dollars in cash? You lose either way."
How about another hint?
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Ok I'll use a quote from a better known scene.
"You say you've got six kids, she says you've got twelve kids, that's eighteen kids! How many kids have you got? How many grapes have your kids got?"
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The only movie I can think of with eighteen kids is Yours, Mine, and Ours. Is that correct?
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No. You are wholly and exceptionately wrong. Surely I am not the only person who watches movies from the 1930s?
It was The Big Store.
Here is one that is decidedly more recent.
"Hey look kid, I don't need auto-safety advice from so..." *SMASH*
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That would be X-Men... The first one.
Hmmm... Let me see now...
"The Army doesn't like more than one disaster in a day"
"It looks bad in the newspapers and upsets civillians at their breakfast."
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It's from one of the Sharpe movies - which one escapes me though.
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Sorry, I'm afraid not. That's a TV movie and wouldn't really be fair on the Americans here who might not have seen it.
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That sounds vaguely like something that might have some out of Catch-22, but I'm really not sure.
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I'm pretty sure it's from Zulu.
A: I-I'm your son! You have to leave me something.
B: Why?
A: 'Cause you... you screwed up my whole childhood!
B: How could I have? I wasn't even there.
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Fierce Creatures.
If you knew that one then you should know this one too, Linds.
A: You really like animals don't you, ___? What's the attraction.
B: Well, you can t-t-trust them and they don't sh-sh-sh-sh
A: Shit on you?
B: Shove off all the t-time.
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A Fish Called Wanda?
"A handful of people on a leaky boat are going to save the world?"
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Yay Phil!
And that would be Mortal Kombat. (Cue theme.)
A: Where's the roast?
B: I'll go get it.
C: The roast is resting in a shallow unmarked grave in the backyard.
B: Oh. Well, there's plenty of other stuff.
D: Are you vegetarians?
B: Sometimes. It depends on the guest.
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I think that's Harry and the Hendersons.
A: "Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it."
B: "For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!
A: "Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance."
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Animal House
"I hope I give you the shits!"
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Another quote from the same movie "You think all women are bitches, but I'm the real thing!"
Stars Sean Pertwee and Liam Cunningham
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If no one gets it, should we like, announce you the winner, or just wait until someone cheats and uses Google to get it?
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None of those will be necessary. The quotes are from Dog Soldiers.
Probably not many people saw the film my quote's from, so I'll give you a hint: it was from my favourite comedy of the past 12 months.
Character 1: "I don't normally use that one in the mouth."
Character 2: "Oh, come on!"
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None of those will be necessary. The quotes are from Dog Soldiers.
Probably not many people saw the film my quote's from, so I'll give you a hint: it was from my favourite comedy of the past 12 months.
Character 1: "I don't normally use that one in the mouth."
Character 2: "Oh, come on!"
Christ dog soldiers? I've been waiting to watch that for a while now, its been in my DVD collection for too long without being watched.
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Character 1: "I don't normally use that one in the mouth."
Character 2: "Oh, come on!"
I'm going to go with "2 days in Paris".
And for my next trick...
"I'd like to live forever... But only for a little while"
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Christ dog soldiers? I've been waiting to watch that for a while now, its been in my DVD collection for too long without being watched.
Watch it, you will not be disappointed. I want to lead soldiers that hardcore...
If you don't believe me, check out the review in Dante's Inferno (http://www.badmovieplanet.com/inferno/archives/dogsol.html)
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Christ dog soldiers? I've been waiting to watch that for a while now, its been in my DVD collection for too long without being watched.
Watch it, you will not be disappointed. I want to lead soldiers that hardcore...
If you don't believe me, check out the review in Dante's Inferno (http://www.badmovieplanet.com/inferno/archives/dogsol.html)
I've been trying to set up a movie night for the guys to show them films they have missed out on so it will; be on the list. Hell they haven't even seen clerks.
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Dog Soldiers is indeed awesome.
The campfire scene is sort of a tell-tale sign of how grand this movie gets later on.
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Wow! I seem to have jammed this one up good!
Minor clues - it starred Stephen Dorff and Reese Witherspoon.
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S.F.W.
"Hey, Dude! How do ya like them apples? "
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Are you for real? Rio Bravo.
"MOTO-SURF!"
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Surf Ninjas?
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Rio Bravo rocks.