THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: Patrick on 31 Jan 2009, 10:36
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Once upon a time,
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There was a little man named Joseph Hocking.
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And he lived happily ever after.
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Until the zombies decended on Chicago.
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The goddamn zombies, with their torn-up clothing and penchant for bloody escapades.
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Which was turned into a hit stage musical after the attacks had slowed.
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But at the time was a gory nightmare.
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I mean, have you tried asking an ensemble cast of zombies to dance AND sing at the same time?
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It's near impossible, but it's nothing when compared to the act trying to stop them from eating the paying audience.
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So it goes.
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But enough about the musical that followed, back to the zombie invasion.
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It all started following the lastest Nickelback album.
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People were cutting off their ears because of the horrible album, but doctors noticed there was something amiss with this behavior.
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They were puzzled by what was going on and were no closer to coming up with an answer when the Deadening began.