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Title: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: sean on 19 Feb 2008, 07:46
Good people of the questionable content forums! The time has come for us to elect a dictator to rule us, to sticky the zombie thread, and to post sexy pictures in the photothread. Plus, we shan't de-rail the zombie thread any further with such talk as this.

Let us look at the two three canidates that are in the race!

First, is Jon (0bessions)!
1) He is pro-sticky the zombie thread
2) He is the best bet for survival in the zombie apocalypse
3) Is obviously the greatest
4) Is pro-sticky the pet thread

Second, is Katie (calenlass)!
1) Is also pro-sticky the zombie thread
2) Has her own thread!
3) Posts sexy pictures in the photo thread.
4) Has boobs.

Third, is Patrick (KimJongSick)!
1) He has is own zombie!
(he has yet to state is platform)

Serious business people! Get voting!

FAIL!
Title: Re: Forum Dictatior 2008!
Post by: sean on 19 Feb 2008, 07:49
ug, fuck you quote button!
Title: Re: Forum Dictatior 2008!
Post by: yelley on 19 Feb 2008, 07:52
just for the record, i veto this thread.

edit: i'm taking back this veto. i love this thread.
Title: Re: Forum Dictatior 2008!
Post by: öde on 19 Feb 2008, 07:54
The election is rigged and all other candidates will be murdered by Jeph anyway.
Title: Re: Forum Dictatior 2008!
Post by: SevenPinkerton on 19 Feb 2008, 07:56
I don't know anyone by their real first names. So I'm voting for the cookie monster. Because he is blue and a great role model for fat, cookie-eating children.
Title: Re: Forum Dictatior 2008!
Post by: Lines on 19 Feb 2008, 08:03
Jon = 0bsessions, Katie = calenlass, Patrick = KimJongSick   

(http://www.piercefarmwatch.org/images/blog/the_more_you_know.jpg)

Dictator is spelled wrong, so I am with Yelley. Also, you forgot we still haven't figured out if the forum President is Spinless or Khar.
Title: Re: Forum Dictatior 2008!
Post by: Liz on 19 Feb 2008, 08:03
For this thread to get my approval you must fix the spelling mistake in the title.

Even then I am not guaranteeing anything.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: sean on 19 Feb 2008, 08:06
Oh dear I didn't even realize that! I apologize for my atrocious spelling. It has been fixed.

Darryl and Khar can run too if they want. Forum dictator is way cooler than forum president anyway.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Liz on 19 Feb 2008, 08:12
If they drop out of the Presidential race I don't see why not.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Lines on 19 Feb 2008, 08:12
This is the internet. Anything can happen!
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: calenlass on 19 Feb 2008, 08:13
I wasn't aware Emperor-for-Life Jeph had sanctioned any elections.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: yelley on 19 Feb 2008, 08:36
(http://www.enews.org/blog/_pics/lolcat.jpg)
(http://www.dailypets.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/kittens-cups.jpg)
(http://blogs.salon.com/0003174/images/kittens.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/228/479968716_c475d0503d.jpg)
(http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/9726/clipboard63jv0.jpg)
(http://www.catlover-giftsworld.com/image-files/kitten1.gif)
(http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/PettingZoo.jpg)
(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee6/julia_zz/buang20anak.jpg)
Title: Re: Forum Dictatior 2008!
Post by: Blue Kitty on 19 Feb 2008, 08:43
Quote from: Linds on 19 Feb 2008, 08:03
Dictator is spelled wrong, so I am with Yelley. Also, you forgot we still haven't figured out if the forum President is Spinless or Khar.

Damn it Linds, we swore to keep it a secret election so we could over throw jeph with minimal casualties.  Fuck, now the secret police are probably on their way to kill their families.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: yelley on 19 Feb 2008, 08:43
man, this thread
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: jhocking on 19 Feb 2008, 08:54
Quote from: yelley on 19 Feb 2008, 08:36
CAT TOWN (http://www.spatch.net/cattown/index.html)

YOUR ICICLE MONKEYS OR WHATEVER ARE SAFE (http://www.spatch.net/cattown/episode-alaska01.html)
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Dissy on 19 Feb 2008, 09:22
I am announcing my canidacy for dictator.

My platform includes (but is not limited to):
Editing Trolling posts to be Cat Macros or Crazy long chess games.
And being unique
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: yelley on 19 Feb 2008, 09:24
dissy, that sounds a lot like you just stealing my platform. i veto you too.

jhocking wins this thread. MOAR CAT TOWN PLZ.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Dissy on 19 Feb 2008, 09:35
Quote from: Dissy on 19 Feb 2008, 09:22
And being unique


So, this post would have been editied to read:


1.d4 d5 2.Nf3 e6 3.e3 Nf6 4.Bd3 c5 5.b3 Qa5+ 6.c3 cxd4 7.exd4
Be7 8.O-O Nc6 9.Bb2 O-O 10.Nbd2 Rd8 11.Re1 Qc7 12.c4 b6 13.Rc1
dxc4 14.Nxc4 Qb7 15.Nce5 Nb4 16.Bb1 Bd7 17.Ng5 Be8 18.Rc3 g6
19.Rg3 Bf8 20.Ba3 Qa6 21.Qf3 Qxa3 22.Qxf6 Bg7 23.Qf3 f6
24.Nxh7 Kxh7 25.Qh5+ Kg8 26.Bxg6 fxe5 27.Bxe8 Rxe8 28.Qg5 1-0
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: valley_parade on 19 Feb 2008, 09:40
I was going to run for MP, but I guess that's not needed.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: jhocking on 19 Feb 2008, 09:53
Quote from: yelley on 19 Feb 2008, 09:24
MOAR CAT TOWN PLZ.
I AM SORRY BUT I AM MARRIED TO THE SEA (http://www.spatch.net/cattown/episode1.html)
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Lines on 19 Feb 2008, 10:07
Joe, thank you for making this thread worthwhile.

Quote from: Dissy on 19 Feb 2008, 09:35
Quote from: Dissy on 19 Feb 2008, 09:22
And being unique
So, this post would have been editied to read:


A BLOO BLOO BLOO

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/128320993454987500dudewaitw.jpg)
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: calenlass on 19 Feb 2008, 10:17
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/calenlass/DSCF0009.jpg)



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: yelley on 19 Feb 2008, 10:17
(http://lolcat.com/pics/threadlovercat.jpg)
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: yelley on 19 Feb 2008, 10:32
(http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/9775/photo412as5.jpg)
VOTE FOR DARRYL. FRIEND TO CATS EVERYWHERE.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Lines on 19 Feb 2008, 10:33
If Jon was a cat macro:

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/paranoidcatsl128391237545625000.jpg)
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: valley_parade on 19 Feb 2008, 10:35
Fun fact about that picture:

You know how people take pictures after they catch a huge fish? That's what Darryl's doing. He's mounting that cat on his wall RIGHT NOW!
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: jhocking on 19 Feb 2008, 10:36
Quote from: Linds on 19 Feb 2008, 10:07
Joe, thank you for making this thread worthwhile.
In all fairness, yelley is the one who saved the thread:

Quote from: yelley on 19 Feb 2008, 08:36
(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee6/julia_zz/buang20anak.jpg)
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Slick on 19 Feb 2008, 10:41
So, first problem with this thread: the notion of choice. Let me fix that for you.

In light of recent developments with regards to banned discussions, absurdist de-railings, and trolling at large, and directly due to the present state of political disorganization and upheaval, I hereby declare myself, El Slicko, commander in chief and ruler supreme of these forums and all of their subsidiary and affiliated enterprises.
This is a move I take with the utmost of regret and reluctance, but given what has happened to my beautiful homeland, I feel there is no course left, but to act, and act decisively.

Effective immediately, all images containing cats are banned from the forum. These serve no purpose but to present a distraction from serious issues and to confuse the weakened loyal citizens.
Likewise, any image with text super-imposed on it shall also be banned.
In the interest of the restoration of proper order and regulation, there shall be no posting between the hours of 11:00 PM and 6:00 AM GMT. Posting between these hours destabilizes both the citizens who are posting and those that are lured to read.
All contact must be severed with any persona non grata, immediately and totally. These people seek to undermine and overthrow this forum for their own corrupt purposes. More so than any other enemy to our future, these people must be ostracized and expelled, with extreme prejudice, and with complete suspension of their basic human rights. The present list, shall include Yelley, Obsessions, JHocking, and Tommydski, such list to be expanded whenever necessary, effective immediately.

A violation in any form in any context of this decree will be met with the harshest of punishment. To build a strong forum, we require strong leadership, and strong leadership must not be afraid to do what is necessary. Violators forfeit all.

It is my greatest hope that together, we can forge a better future for our children and a proud remembrance of those who have died to bring us where we are today, and where we will be tomorrow.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: yelley on 19 Feb 2008, 10:45
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/internetstooserious.jpg)

*cough cough* MAN, THIS THREAD

isn't that some cue for a mod to swoop in and lock these sorts of threads?
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: 0bsessions on 19 Feb 2008, 10:47
New plan. Fuck you people and your bullshit governments. I'm officially forming a splinter group of QCers.

Whoever wants to survive the zombie outbreak, come with me.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Lines on 19 Feb 2008, 10:48
This is true, Joe. She did start the revolution.

Also: other candidates as lolcats.

Darryl:

(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b198/andthentherewaslindsey/funny-pictures-album-cover-cat.jpg)

Katie:

(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b198/andthentherewaslindsey/arrr.jpg)

Khar:

(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b198/andthentherewaslindsey/cute-pictures-rainbow-poop.jpg)

Pat:

(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b198/andthentherewaslindsey/funny-pictures-cute-fierce-kitten.jpg)

And Slick:

(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b198/andthentherewaslindsey/funny-pictures-cat-strangles-cat.jpg)

(I (http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b198/andthentherewaslindsey/itrytoputon128389842783593750.jpg) would not be a cat.)
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: 0bsessions on 19 Feb 2008, 10:54
Joe Hocking cat:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/0bsessions/Cat%20Macros/annieyawn.jpg)
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Slick on 19 Feb 2008, 11:00
Whereas this thread has served it's purpose in elevating me to complete rule of these forums , and whereas it has degraded into a cesspool of text-imposed cat pictures, I declare it locked, in the interests of the continued mental well being of this forum.

For crimes of cat pictures, text pictures, and referring to me, supreme and complete dictator of this space, without my entire title, Linds is hereby appended to persona non grata list.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: 0bsessions on 19 Feb 2008, 11:05
Slick, consider this a declaration of war.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Slick on 19 Feb 2008, 11:07
Whereas Obsessions represents no man or woman save himself, whereas all of his title and possessions have been stripped and added re-allocated to the forums, and whereas he has no army, no formal declaration of war shall ever take place.

He is a person of no consequence and shall be crushed like a bug beneath the many feet of progress, marching ever forward.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: KharBevNor on 19 Feb 2008, 11:08
Citizens! Do not listen to these blandishments! I have incontrovertible proof that slick was responsible for burning down the sandbox. In addition to my de facto position as President, I call upon my fellow forumites to elect me to the position of Forumschancellor and grant me emergency powers to deal with the slickite insurrection. My first order of business will be to inter slick and his minions in resettlement camps in the Hi I'm New forum, after which I will seek anschluss with the music forum and expand our lebensraum into the comic discussion forums, utilising the miserable half-men who populate them as a cheap source of labour.

This plan is foolproof. Absolutely nothing can go wrong.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: yelley on 19 Feb 2008, 11:13
I AM JOINING JON'S ARMY AND BRINGING WITH ME THE CAT ARMY.
(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/prrrk03/Cat%20Army%20Files/ThecatArmyIsHere.jpg)
WE CANNOT BE DEFEATED.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: yelley on 19 Feb 2008, 11:17
THEN CHUTE CAT WILL DIE FOR A NOBLE CAUSE.

SHUT IT, CIVILIAN. I DON'T SEE YOU FIGHTING TO DEFEND WHAT YOU LOVE.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Slick on 19 Feb 2008, 11:18
ALL CATS WILL BE CHOPPED TO BITS, REGARDLESS OF IF THEY POSSES PARACHUTES OR NOT!

I declare this revolutionary forum to be in a state of dire emergency. All able-bodied citizens are ordered to report to the nearest recruitment station for enlistment in the armed forces, in the interests of defending our homeland against aggressors, be they external or domestic.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: 0bsessions on 19 Feb 2008, 11:19
Yelley and her Cat Army will prove a valuable asset in the coming war.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: KharBevNor on 19 Feb 2008, 11:20
Do not listen to these propaganda broadcasts! My personal bodygaurd, in their stylish black shirts and shiny boots, are closing in on slick and his last few deluded followers as we speak.

Also, I was thinking of maybe taking a new title. How does 'forumsfuhrer' sound? Bit strong?
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Lines on 19 Feb 2008, 11:21
VIVA LA RESISTANCE.

Slick, you shall not win this.

(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b198/andthentherewaslindsey/128367938601250000conzidrdisan.jpg)
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Slick on 19 Feb 2008, 11:22
The war is not coming, there is no war and never was!

Your mindless insurgency shall be crushed by the will and determination of the hard-working QC people. The only hope for you now is to leave this place and never return.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: 0bsessions on 19 Feb 2008, 11:22
Khar, I propose an alliance. You can maintain position as forumsfuhrer if I am to maintain my role as General.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: KharBevNor on 19 Feb 2008, 11:24
How does 'Field Marshal' strike you?

Also, I was thinking, perhaps it would add a bit of class to proceedings if, every time I walked into the room, there was some form of acknowledgement? I was thinking maybe raising one arm out from the body, palm outwards, and some sort of hearty exhultation. "Hail Victory!" maybe?
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: valley_parade on 19 Feb 2008, 11:25
Nah, stay with the times, Khar. Something like "SUP BITCHES".
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Slick on 19 Feb 2008, 11:26
KharBevNor, do not listen to the traitor and murderer! He can offer you ruins, I can offer you a post in the government of the future!
My dictatorship is not one of greed or malice, but one of necessity. When you are capable of self-governance again, I will retire to a quiee, private life, and when I sign a ballot, I would hope to select KharBevNor for president.
I would much rather have that as the future than I would have me signing the order of damnatio memoriae.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Lines on 19 Feb 2008, 11:28
Quote from: Slick on 19 Feb 2008, 11:22
The war is not coming, there is no war and never was!

Your mindless insurgency shall be crushed by the will and determination of the hard-working QC people. The only hope for you now is to leave this place and never return.

We have always been at war with Eurasia, you dirty liar.

Khar, I will join your ranks as Lieutenant and will bring forth my calvary of jousting knights.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: KharBevNor on 19 Feb 2008, 11:30
Come quietly slick. I promise you a fair brutal interrogation and swift extrajudicial execution trial at the hands of my efficient, law abiding, trench-coated public safety officers.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: 0bsessions on 19 Feb 2008, 11:30
I do believe slick's plan is how Fidel Castro got started, guys.

Field Marshal, upon further inspection, will suffice.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: valley_parade on 19 Feb 2008, 11:30
Will my Lt. Colonel position (as appointed by Jon) stick with the alliance?

(http://quiki.net/w/images/f/fa/Shaniac.jpg)
FUCKING REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Animal Mother on 19 Feb 2008, 11:31
What the hell is happening here? I'm gonna  frag every last mother-humping person in this damn thread.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Slick on 19 Feb 2008, 11:32
Fidel is stepping down! All things end in time! Cuba, nay, the Americas are better for having had his rule for so long!
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: valley_parade on 19 Feb 2008, 11:32
It's too bad Raul Castro is a supposed drunk.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Gabbly on 19 Feb 2008, 11:34
HEY GUYS I THINK SLICK IS REALLY KIND OF COOL.
WHAT ARE YOU ALL ARGUING ABOUT ANYWAYS?
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Lines on 19 Feb 2008, 11:34
Gabby, you are one of the most unreliable things on the planet. Be quiet.

Quote from: Animal Mother on 19 Feb 2008, 11:31
What the hell is happening here? I'm gonna  frag every last mother-humping person in this damn thread.

You are hereby banished from this territory. You will sit on the margin of this epic battle and when it's over you will suffer the consequences of the losing side (Slick). Hopefully this includes beheading. There's nothing better for morale than a beheading on a nice, sunny day.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: calenlass on 19 Feb 2008, 11:35
So um... who wants to come sit over here in this field and smoke some weed with me? I was thinking of maybe picking some daisies and making a flower chain out of them.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: KharBevNor on 19 Feb 2008, 11:36
I know this would probably be better in the hair advice thread, but I was thinking of maybe getting rid of my sideburns and growing out my moustache. Nothing fancy, just a little square thing under the nose.

Also, I have decided to quit smoking and have just bought an alsatian.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Slick on 19 Feb 2008, 11:36
NEVER
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: 0bsessions on 19 Feb 2008, 11:36
Quote from: Gabbly on 19 Feb 2008, 11:34
HEY GUYS I THINK SLICK IS REALLY KIND OF COOL.
WHAT ARE YOU ALL ARGUING ABOUT ANYWAYS?

THAT IS IT!!!

First order of business: conquer Gabbly and submit it to our whims.

Considering yelley and myself are presently already high ranking Gabblers and Slick is nowhere to be seen at the moment: mission accomplished.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Gabbly on 19 Feb 2008, 11:36
Quote from: Anyways on 19 Feb 2008, 11:34
Gabbly fuck off this is serious businesses.

HAH WHEN YOU SAY FUCK OFF IT REMINDS ME OF WHEN YOUR MOM SAID IT.
LAST NIGHT.
IN BED.
WITH YOUR FATHER.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: valley_parade on 19 Feb 2008, 11:38
MY PARENTS ARE GODDAMNED DIVORCED, GABBLY.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: jhocking on 19 Feb 2008, 11:38
That was an odd insult.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Gabbly on 19 Feb 2008, 11:39
Quote from: valley_parade on 19 Feb 2008, 11:38
MY PARENTS ARE GODDAMNED DIVORCED, GABBLY.

NOW YOU KNOW WHY
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: valley_parade on 19 Feb 2008, 11:39
FIGHT YOU, TINY CHAT WINDOW.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Gabbly on 19 Feb 2008, 11:41
I DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT YOU.
BECAUSE I FOUGHT YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT.
IN THE GROCERY STORE.
AFTER MAKING AN INAPROPRIATE JOKE ABOUT YOU.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: valley_parade on 19 Feb 2008, 11:42
FIGHT YOU ANYWAY
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Slick on 19 Feb 2008, 11:43
Do you now all see what strife you have brought to the land? Safety under my rule is the only sane option left to us.
Surrender your arms, and come back to your mother-forum. She is forgiving, and will not detain you long for you disobedience.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: valley_parade on 19 Feb 2008, 11:43
FIGHT YOU TOO, BUDDY.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Slick on 19 Feb 2008, 11:44
Shane come back to me, come back to me, don't you miss the old days?
Take a position in my cabinet, help me fix the world, don't help the others ruin it!
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Gabbly on 19 Feb 2008, 11:45
AND I KNOW WHAT 'POSITION' IN HIS 'CABINET' HE MEANS FOR THAT!
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: yelley on 19 Feb 2008, 11:45
THE MOTHER FORUM IS WHAT BROUGHT US THIS ORIGINAL THREAD. SEE WHERE YOUR MOTHER FORUM HAS LED US?
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Gabbly on 19 Feb 2008, 11:45
Quote from: Gabbly on 19 Feb 2008, 11:45
AND I KNOW WHAT 'POSITION' IN HIS 'CABINET' HE MEANS FOR THAT!

LOLLOLOLOLOL
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: valley_parade on 19 Feb 2008, 11:46
I don't.

You can consider that mix tape thrown away, sir. Thrown away.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 19 Feb 2008, 11:46
I'm going to have to say that while it pains me grievously to see the forums fall into such disarray, there is hope my fellow forumites! And that is the rule of Slick and his labor party, of which I shall declare myself in the post of the Eye within the Head of government, all hail our brave Leader!

Seriously, the choice is all too easy to make, freedoms for stability, voices silenced for your children's safety. Give in to us.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: valley_parade on 19 Feb 2008, 11:47
DON'T DO IT PHIL!!!!
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Slick on 19 Feb 2008, 11:48
We are your future, we are your hope, we are you light, and we are the only way to save what you love.
Give in and relax, let us take care of you.

Shane, Phil sees the sense in what we are doing. You should chose the right side before the end.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: valley_parade on 19 Feb 2008, 11:48
Relaxing is for pussies.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Gabbly on 19 Feb 2008, 11:49
Quote from: valley_parade on 19 Feb 2008, 11:48
Relaxing is for pussies.

NOT YOUR MOTHER'S.
LAST NIGHT.
WHEN I WAS OVER.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: valley_parade on 19 Feb 2008, 11:49
GIVE IT A BREAK, GABBLY.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Gabbly on 19 Feb 2008, 11:51
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: yelley on 19 Feb 2008, 11:51
PHIL NOOOOOOOOOO. AND I THOUGHT YOU HAD SUCH POTENTIAL...
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Slick on 19 Feb 2008, 11:52
Daneille, he still does, and so do you. Join him, and everything you've ever done won't have been in vain.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 19 Feb 2008, 11:54
Indeed, now am I only realizing my true potential in my new position. Don't you all see? I am now part of the voice of the people, unity is strength! Once we get rid of all the dissenters we will have stability and peace like no other in the history of this forum!
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: yelley on 19 Feb 2008, 11:54
ew, if you're going to call me danielle, at least spell it right.

p.s. the only people that call me danielle are people that i HATE. I TAKE BACK MY MARRIAGE PROPOSAL, SLICK.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Slick on 19 Feb 2008, 11:57
The marriage was a lie to begin with, and you know it. You only wanted my power, and I offered you that.

The offer still stands, though. You are welcome and needed in the new government.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: jhocking on 19 Feb 2008, 11:58
GASP ITS THE PRESIDENT OF THE INTERNET (http://www.spatch.net/cattown/episode-dogmilkbone.html)
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: öde on 19 Feb 2008, 12:00
Quote from: Anyways on 19 Feb 2008, 11:46
Actually, this sounds like a great idea. Let's just sit in a bed of flowers, and like... Be aware.

Wait, what if we all hold hands? I mean everyone?
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: yelley on 19 Feb 2008, 12:01
I HAVE NO NEED OF YOUR POWER. AS GRAND ADMIRAL OF THE CAT FLEET I HAVE ALL THE POWER I NEED. THE POWER TO OVERTHROW YOUR REGIME OF RIDICLOUSNESS.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Slick on 19 Feb 2008, 12:03
Yelley, your cats were mostly destroyed in harbor by a sneak attack my Japanese allies. Your fleet is in shambles and your prospects are bleak, to say the least.

Join me now, before the offer is rescinded.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: calenlass on 19 Feb 2008, 12:05
Guys I am really fucking happy right now.


I found a clover in the daisies! It had four leafy bits on it! I think this means it is lucky, right guys? I am so happy about this clover. I looks pretty silly because my daisy crown is pretty sweet but then there is this clover that is like sticking straight up and kindof right in the middle of my forehead and I think I might want to find another one because th clover is sad all by istelfs in my daisy crown.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Lines on 19 Feb 2008, 12:05
I have gratefully accepted the position of Marshall of the Air Force. My calvary has replaced their horses for stealth bombers. The dreaded Slick will not be spared.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: yelley on 19 Feb 2008, 12:06
NIHONJIN WA WATASHI NO TOMODACHI DESU. WATASHITACHI WA SLICK GA KIRAI DESU.

man, don't even try and pretend like the japanese are on your side.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 19 Feb 2008, 12:08
Dude, We gave them China, you are now a dissident among their ranks. You will not be spared of the cleansing
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Blue Kitty on 19 Feb 2008, 12:11
Reporting for duty in the cat army yelley ma'am, and I bring with me my legion of new people.  They may be little more then canon fodder, but they are many while Slick is but one.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 19 Feb 2008, 12:12
Slick has the true support of the people! They may be silent, but they are strong! The dissenters are few and far between, not to mention godless.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: 0bsessions on 19 Feb 2008, 12:12
Cats are the Navy, BK. The Army is comprised of ninjas and our Air Force is helmed by mighty Sky Pirates.

Our cause is so righteous that ninjas and pirates will fight together!
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: calenlass on 19 Feb 2008, 12:14
How did you get pirates to fight for you, anyway? Last time I checked we were only in it for personal gain.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Blue Kitty on 19 Feb 2008, 12:15
leaner air-shipping laws
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: muteKi on 19 Feb 2008, 12:15
You all go ahead and plan your taking of power.


I will wait...
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: 0bsessions on 19 Feb 2008, 12:16
Quote from: calenlass on 19 Feb 2008, 12:14
How did you get pirates to fight for you, anyway? Last time I checked we were only in it for personal gain.

Rum and wenches.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Lines on 19 Feb 2008, 12:17
Quote from: calenlass on 19 Feb 2008, 12:14
How did you get pirates to fight for you, anyway? Last time I checked we were only in it for personal gain.

I recruited the ones living in my basement. Also the pinjas. They have teamed up with my knights and all make up my air force.

Quote from: 0bsessions on 19 Feb 2008, 12:16
Rum and wenches.

This too.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Slick on 19 Feb 2008, 12:19
I fear I must temporarily relieve myself of power! The revolution must and will be served by all able, fair, noble people. It will not be under-minded by my absence, and I trust it will carry on without out me. Farewell, brave soldiers of tomorrow, till next we meet, let no Jon ever taste the power his bloodlust drives him to.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: 0bsessions on 19 Feb 2008, 12:22
VICTORY FOR THE MASSES!!! Vile Slick has been overthrown. Now begins a golden age of strong boarding and oppression cupcakes!

Navy: (http://artofthedamned.com/images/liono.jpg)

Army: (http://www.kooun.it/public/RyuHayabusa.jpg)

Air Force: (http://www.gamespaper.com/images/gamescreens/skiesofarcadia-dreamcast-review1.jpg)

Our Army > Your Army
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: yelley on 19 Feb 2008, 12:23
THE ENEMY HAS RETREATED. THIS IS A VICTORY FOR CATS EVERYWHERE.
(http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/66/55/23325566.jpg)
CELEBRATE.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: öde on 19 Feb 2008, 12:24
Oh my god you guys check out this ladybug!
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Sox on 19 Feb 2008, 12:26
Does this mean the thread is done?
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: 0bsessions on 19 Feb 2008, 12:28
The thread will never be quite done. We must maintain constant vigilance in order to assure that tyrrants such as Slick never surface again.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Lines on 19 Feb 2008, 12:29
Quote from: Sox on 19 Feb 2008, 12:26
Does this mean the thread is done?

No. CONSTANT VIGILANCE.

(Meaning, most likely maybe.)
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Slick on 19 Feb 2008, 12:49
Quote from: Anyways on 19 Feb 2008, 12:21
Sleep is the coward's way out. Slick is a lazy coward! Do you now see what foul creature you persist on making the ruler of QC? Let not your senses be dulled and opinions swayed by finely crafted and perfectly structured sentences! Support Jon, he who tells it like it is.

Typical lies, typical lies. I am now awaiting my yoga class, to bring me closer in tune with myself and to tone my body into a better machine with which to serve the people.
Also, to pick up chicks. They totally dig that shit.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: 0bsessions on 19 Feb 2008, 12:52
No, women like the resistance, because two thirds of our armed forces are helmed by women.

We, the resistance, are all for gender equality, people!
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Lines on 19 Feb 2008, 12:59
My yoga class had 2 boys in it and about 15 girls. They were not "picked up" or did any "picking up". Sorry to burst your bubble.

We have discussed this in the Gabblebox (the traitor may or may not have shared this information) that our battle shall resume in Tronno. It may or may not involve nerf guns and/or water balloons. We have time now to strengthen our forces and then go head to head once more. Prepare for defeat once again, you traitorous wretches.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 19 Feb 2008, 13:29
I cannot be a traitor if I was never for your cause!

Anyway, I've half a mind to actually betray Slick and declare myself dictator in his place. It is clear that his priorities lie in Yoga more than they do in the running of this board. And besides, while both J0n and Katie are pro stickying of the zombie apocalypse thread, neither of them are going to survive the actual apocalypse anyway. I am far better suited to survival and can thus lead by example. I would even concede myself to leaving behind the idea of utter fascism, as long as I could keep a Secret Police force to "school" the damn newbie trollers that have been popping up in the past week.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Liz on 19 Feb 2008, 13:30
You're better off having the great ideas and feeding them to Slick anyways. That way if people don't like your policies you're not the one they go after.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: calenlass on 19 Feb 2008, 13:35
Holy shit guys I found a ladybug too!
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 19 Feb 2008, 13:36
Damn you and living in the South! Its cold up here, I miss Texas...
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Doug S. Machina on 19 Feb 2008, 13:50
Quote from: KharBevNor on 19 Feb 2008, 11:24
How does 'Field Marshal' strike you?

Also, I was thinking, perhaps it would add a bit of class to proceedings if, every time I walked into the room, there was some form of acknowledgement? I was thinking maybe raising one arm out from the body, palm outwards, and some sort of hearty exhultation. "Hail Victory!" maybe?

Sounds suspiciously familiar...


Quote from: Anyways on 19 Feb 2008, 11:25
It's perfect.

Can I be your propaganda minister? I'm really rather good at that sort of thing.

"I'm really rather good"? What kind of progpaganda is that?

Quote from: Slick on 19 Feb 2008, 11:26
KharBevNor, do not listen to the traitor and murderer! He can offer you ruins, I can offer you a post in the government of the future!
My dictatorship is not one of greed or malice, but one of necessity. When you are capable of self-governance again, I will retire to a quiee, private life, and when I sign a ballot, I would hope to select KharBevNor for president.
I would much rather have that as the future than I would have me signing the order of damnatio memoriae.

That's more like it!

Quote from: calenlass on 19 Feb 2008, 11:35
So um... who wants to come sit over here in this field and smoke some weed with me? I was thinking of maybe picking some daisies and making a flower chain out of them.

Quote from: Anyways on 19 Feb 2008, 11:46
Actually, this sounds like a great idea. Let's just sit in a bed of flowers, and like... Be aware.

Quote from: öde on 19 Feb 2008, 12:00
Wait, what if we all hold hands? I mean everyone?

Your happy, harmless behaviour makes me think you must be subversive elements. We have started a file on each of you.

Quote from: KharBevNor on 19 Feb 2008, 11:36
I know this would probably be better in the hair advice thread, but I was thinking of maybe getting rid of my sideburns and growing out my moustache. Nothing fancy, just a little square thing under the nose.

Also, I have decided to quit smoking and have just bought an alsatian.
The moustache has been done. Now it has a dark past. Endevour to look like one of the people. That way they will follow you like sheep trust you.




At any rate, this has just been a blind to bring out the ambitious and power-hungry who threaten the regime of Jeph. The Jephistas will shortly round you all up, and your families and supporters, and you will never be seen again.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: calenlass on 19 Feb 2008, 13:55
guys the ladybug is crawling on my faaaaaaaacccee
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Dissy on 19 Feb 2008, 13:58
Katie, Pics or it didn't happen!
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: KharBevNor on 19 Feb 2008, 14:06
Citizens! Propicious news! My darkly shirted henchmen have captured the foul traitor slick as he slept. Unfortunately he was beaten to death accidentally shot whilst resisting arrest. Hopefully this will usher in the standard thousand years of prosperity and joy.

Hippies! Rejoin your brethren! I promise ladybirds for all!
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: calenlass on 19 Feb 2008, 14:19
man i don't want no ladybirds


hee hee it is kindof sniffing under my fingernails, guys

it tickles
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: KharBevNor on 19 Feb 2008, 14:22
ladybirds are ladybugs. It is all semantics.

Semantics are tolerated under my munificent regime.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: öde on 19 Feb 2008, 15:34
What about semitics?
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: bryanthelion on 19 Feb 2008, 16:00
Shouldnt this be a poll?

And when that matter was finished, could we have more nominees?
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: KharBevNor on 19 Feb 2008, 16:33
Quote from: öde on 19 Feb 2008, 15:34
What about semitics?

Ushhay onway ethay ewjay atinghay
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 19 Feb 2008, 18:00
I can't tell who has won but when I find out I will align my cat macro militia with them. We shall strike any thread asked of us, most likely when the forums are deserted as we do not operate around any identifiable timezone.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: godinpants on 19 Feb 2008, 18:19
Rebel Sky Pirates don't care who won.

We have a motherfucking dirigible.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/grommit/piratescopy.jpg)
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: KharBevNor on 19 Feb 2008, 18:40
Quote from: JimmytheSquid on 19 Feb 2008, 18:00
I can't tell who has won but when I find out I will align my cat macro militia with them. We shall strike any thread asked of us, most likely when the forums are deserted as we do not operate around any identifiable timezone.

It was me.

I want you guys to head east and take Stalingrad the movies forum. Victory shall be swift, and the rewards immeasurable.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Lines on 19 Feb 2008, 18:41
Flying pirates are my responsibility. However cool your flying ship is, godinpants, it's a bit out of date. We're using stealth bombers. Jimmy, you can sign your catmacro militia with Admiral Yelley and her lolcat fleet.

If you missed the battle on here and in gabbly, Jon, Yelley, Anyways, V_P, and I were aligned with Khar, among others. The only person I remember being aligned with Slick was Boro. And since Slick surrendered, at least for the time being, anyone aligned with Khar is considered victorious.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 19 Feb 2008, 18:59
Linds my love, I only take orders from Herr BevNor.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Blue Kitty on 19 Feb 2008, 19:09
so, this whole time I have been flying Khar's banner with my newbies?
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Lines on 19 Feb 2008, 19:25
Pretty much.

Quote from: JimmytheSquid on 19 Feb 2008, 18:59
Linds my love, I only take orders from Herr BevNor.

I work for Khar, silly! But if that's how you feel, so be it. I just thought your troops would get along...
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 19 Feb 2008, 19:52
I thought J0n was his own candidate.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: sean on 19 Feb 2008, 19:56
I dunno about Jon, but I'm officially throwing in my lot with Khar.

Let us make the movie forums our bitch.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: KharBevNor on 19 Feb 2008, 20:20
Quote from: Boro_Bandito on 19 Feb 2008, 19:52
I thought J0n was his own candidate.

He's my field marshal.

There are some cabinet openings guys. Transport Minister, Culture Minister and Minister for Shenanigans.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: sean on 19 Feb 2008, 20:24
I know I'm new on the Khar team, but can I please be Minister of Shenanigans?
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: RedLion on 19 Feb 2008, 20:38
Only if I can be Minister of Still-Too-New-To-Really-Understand-What-The-Hell-Is-Going-on-in-This-Thread.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Cam on 19 Feb 2008, 20:49
Heil der Fuhrer

(http://www.bankholdup.com/khar.jpg)
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Patrick on 20 Feb 2008, 01:08
PATRICK IS PRETTY FUCKING RAD, YOU GUYS
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: a pack of wolves on 20 Feb 2008, 02:56
Quote from: KharBevNor on 19 Feb 2008, 20:20
There are some cabinet openings guys. Transport Minister, Culture Minister and Minister for Shenanigans.

I am extremely interested in the post of Transport Minister. I propose we introduce hefty fines for those who walk slowly along a busy pavement and run all vehicles on mule power. The internal combustion engine is a privilege not a right and shall be reserved for the use of party officials.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: KharBevNor on 20 Feb 2008, 04:28
I'm quite happy with the ordinary citizens utilising the external combustion engine. I am somewhat of an idealist though.

What shenanigans have we planned for today?
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: calenlass on 20 Feb 2008, 04:32
I propose an influx of butt pictures in the photo thread!
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: valley_parade on 20 Feb 2008, 05:08
Quote from: yelley on 19 Feb 2008, 12:23
HOLIDAY, CELEBRATE.

Wrong game, Randy.


(Khar, Minister of Shenanigans? Sounds perfect)
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: 0bsessions on 20 Feb 2008, 07:41
Quote from: Boro_Bandito on 19 Feb 2008, 19:52
I thought J0n was his own candidate.

Originally, I was. I then proposed an alliance with Khar for the sake of eliminating Slick's tyranny. It proved a wise decision and now the forums can enter a golden age of prosperity.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Cam on 20 Feb 2008, 07:45
Exhaulted Leader KharBevNor,

Does the position for Culture Minister include making propaganda?  If so, I would very much like to apply for the position.

Salutations,
Cam



Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: KharBevNor on 20 Feb 2008, 08:03
I was not aware that culture and propaganda were not the same thing! Your services will be most useful.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Liz on 20 Feb 2008, 08:17
Quote from: calenlass on 20 Feb 2008, 04:32
I propose an influx of butt pictures in the photo thread!

I fully support this idea. I think perhaps I will join Team Katie in this endeavor.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: calenlass on 20 Feb 2008, 08:23
(No see that already happened, thus evidencing my obliviousness to the forum in general, and thus proving me to be unfit as Minister of Shenanigans or Culture.)



(It was basically an elabourate reference to the fact that I spent the entire day yesterday in a field of daisies playing with ladybugs and clovers.)



(while high)
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Lines on 20 Feb 2008, 08:51
I haven't smoked weed. I probably won't ever smoke weed at the rate I am currently going, so it's ok Anyways!
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 20 Feb 2008, 10:19
And that's of course the best reason to do anything. Of course, I probably shouldn't be the one to talk, being how much I used to, but, wait was I trying to make a point?
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Lines on 20 Feb 2008, 10:24
Don't listen to Phil's propaganda. You go out and smoke weed if you darn well please. If you couldn't tell by the ladybugs, this side, the good side, is in favor of smoking when you please. I just don't because of personal preference.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Liz on 20 Feb 2008, 11:08
Quote from: Anyways on 20 Feb 2008, 08:53
That makes two of us!

The thing is though I wouldn't mind trying it once, so I probably will in near future because most of my friends are doing it already.

Make it three! Though I don't plan on trying it ever, so in that aspect we differ.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Cam on 20 Feb 2008, 11:33
Anyways,

How dare you question my loyalty to the great KharBevNor.  Perhaps, you should check your informal tongue refering to him as only BevNor. While I do see merit to your suggestion, I am unsettled to my very core that you believe I am associated with the infidel Slick.  I would gladly take a position of Minister of Truth, if that is what he decides.

To his glory,
Cam

Tommy,
Thank you
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Johnny C on 20 Feb 2008, 13:30
"TsarBevNor" has a decent ring to it.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: imapiratearg on 20 Feb 2008, 13:32
Quote from: godinpants on 19 Feb 2008, 18:19
Rebel Sky Pirates don't care who won.

We have a motherfucking dirigible.
[Zeppelin.]

Whoa, when did we get a dirigible?
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Lines on 20 Feb 2008, 13:42
Well, OBVIOUSLY someone needs to meet Cap'n Shakespeare. But this outfit is not flying dirigibles or zeppelins or any hydrogen powered vehicle.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Patrick on 20 Feb 2008, 13:46
Quote from: imapiratearg on 20 Feb 2008, 13:32
Whoa, when did we get a dirigible?

When we bought it the other da-FUCK YOU I AM TAKING OVER THIS FORUM
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: 0bsessions on 20 Feb 2008, 13:53
Patrick, on behalf of Khar's secret police (Shhh), I'd like to have a word with you over by that steep incline over there.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: valley_parade on 20 Feb 2008, 13:54
You may not remember, but Roddy and I commissioned a zeppelin to be built a few months back. That's where it came from.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: ledhendrix on 20 Feb 2008, 13:55
I totally forgot who's side I'm on, I'm an Air Commodore for someone though.

I reckon we give modship to some of the guys from WCT and then see what happens.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Johnny C on 20 Feb 2008, 14:03
WCT, you mean. Right?
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Patrick on 20 Feb 2008, 14:09
Quote from: 0bsessions on 20 Feb 2008, 13:53
Patrick, on behalf of Khar's secret police (Shhh), I'd like to have a word with you over by that steep incline over there.

Alright, what is it you wanted to talk ab--*SHOVE*

FUCK JON JUST DIED
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Lines on 20 Feb 2008, 15:00
Quote from: ledhendrix on 20 Feb 2008, 13:55
I reckon we give modship to some of the guys from WCT and then see what happens.

Do you want the world to end? DO YOU?!
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Cam on 20 Feb 2008, 15:13
well, if there is some sort of after-life, I think it would be great if I saw the end of the world.  It would be like an instant pass to the cool kids table.  Oh, you died fighting Hitler.  Oh, you invented pop corn.  That is super.  Really.  Me?  I was just at the END OF THE FUCKING WORLD. 
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: sean on 20 Feb 2008, 15:16
THAT WOULD NOT BE THE END YOU WOULD WANT TO LIVE THROUGH!

OH NO, SIR! NOT AT ALL!
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: öde on 20 Feb 2008, 15:55
How is that the cool kids table there'd be like 6 billion people.

I'll be on the table of people who died on an airship, doing something awesome (but what isn't awesome on an airship?).
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 20 Feb 2008, 16:04
Quote from: Cam on 20 Feb 2008, 15:13
well, if there is some sort of after-life, I think it would be great if I saw the end of the world.  It would be like an instant pass to the cool kids table.  Oh, you died fighting Hitler.  Oh, you invented pop corn.  That is super.  Really.  Me?  I was just at the END OF THE FUCKING WORLD. 

Patton Oswalt has a routine about this.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: redglasscurls on 20 Feb 2008, 17:48
I'd like to toss in a vote for Castro as forum dictator, seeing how he's finished up his 49-year stint in Cuba and all.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Blue Kitty on 20 Feb 2008, 20:03
Now that the glorious revolution is over the time of prosperity has begun, it is time that I return to the mountains to live out the remainder of my life as a hermit.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Johnny C on 20 Feb 2008, 22:23
It's over? Who won?
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: calenlass on 20 Feb 2008, 23:03
We did, Johnny.

(http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/31/00/23490031.jpg)

(http://masharosen.com/unpublished/images/LadybugDaisy.jpg)
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 20 Feb 2008, 23:53
no matter how many pictures you post

juxtaposed with your avatar everything looks faintly sinister

seriously, butts being creepy? No.
GROUND SQUIRRELS WITH GIANT ERECT COCKS, that's creepy.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Ozymandias on 21 Feb 2008, 00:29
In latest news: FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN.  :-D - GUYS, SERIOUSLY, HELP. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN.
Title: TITS
Post by: David_Dovey on 21 Feb 2008, 02:32
TITS TITS TITS

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TITS TITS

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tits
DICKS
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Patrick on 21 Feb 2008, 03:46
Quote from: öde on 20 Feb 2008, 15:55
(but what isn't awesome on an airship?).

Fire. Cigarettes. Guns.

They really don't mix well with airships.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Cam on 21 Feb 2008, 07:05
Quote from: ImRonBurgundy? on 20 Feb 2008, 16:04
Patton Oswalt has a routine about this.

I went and youtube'd it.  I think I vaguely remember hearing it before.  It might of been where I got the idea.  8-(

Either way, I highly recommend checking it out if you haven't before.  The apocalypse spiel starts about 3:30 in.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=t5UxTR9EOQA 

Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: bryanthelion on 22 Feb 2008, 12:14
I think it would be cool if we actually had elections on the forums!

Like to become administrators or something, or bad ass titles.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Lines on 22 Feb 2008, 12:43
Quote from: bryanthelion on 22 Feb 2008, 12:14
Like to become administrators

      Whut?
     /
 :-D
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Doug S. Machina on 22 Feb 2008, 17:01
That is brilliant. I support your nomination.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Patrick on 22 Feb 2008, 17:35
Anybody who is still flying B-17s in their quest for air superiority just plain deserves to have their entire air force shot down.
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Lines on 22 Feb 2008, 18:35
That is not our real air force. Just something to confuse the enemy! (Nice poster!)
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Blue Kitty on 22 Feb 2008, 18:42
I for one would love to have "i stock photo" tattooed on my arm
Title: Re: Forum Dictator 2008!
Post by: Johnny C on 22 Feb 2008, 18:56
It's just a hassle, trust me.