THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: Zebediah on 26 Feb 2017, 07:58
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FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3422.png)
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Brun: As you know. People in today's body conscious society are obsessed with losing weight. My plan is to secretly replace all the artificial sweeteners in the world with real ones. Thus rendering the world's population fat, Slow moving, and completely toothless.
Renee: You mean like the guests on Jerry Springer?
Brun: Exactly.
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BRUN: "According to tradition, if you are unable to see someone, they are automatically unable to see you. I am testing this out on Elliott."
RENEE: "Honey, that makes no sense at all!"
BRUN: "Hannelore warned me that all great discoveries in science had to overcome sceptics!"
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Brun: "I'm trying to find out what it's like to be really short."
Renee: "It sucks."
Brun: "Is that why you're so grumpy all the time?"
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BRUN: "The big blender thing is on fire."
RENEE: "We don't have a 'big blender thing.'"
BRUN: "Not anymore"
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Brun: "A music nerd was depressed. His dog had died of old age. His friends got him a new puppy to get him outta the funk. What did he call the puppy?"
Renee: "I give up."
Brun: "The sub woofer, of course."
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Brun: "I don't know what was in that blue glass vial. It's making me feel funny, but it tasted good.
Renee: *sigh* "I'll get the 'eat me' cookies. You're shrinking, by the way."
Brun: "That explains why the room looks twice as big."
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Brun: Is it true that you kill billions of yeast cells when you bake bread?
Renee: Well I wouldn't say kill...
Brun: Murderer!
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SECOND IMAGE:
(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3423.png)
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CLAIRE: "Ohmigod! You're Buttman!!!"
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Claire: Isn't there an easier way to get another ear piercing?
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Clair: Floofy sense tingling.
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Claire: FFS, will you Stop Shooting At Me, Morpheus?
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Claire: "Mind. BLOWN. Literally."
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Claire: SHIT!!! IT'S THE FUZZ!
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Claire: "No chance, Mr Jacques! My glasses are coated with disneyum: +2 to vision, +4 to charisma, +1 to bravery and protection against all anime and manga special effects."
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CLAIRE: "A pun-hating sniper? Well, take your best sh --"