Islay.
/end thread.
I can't dance/me thinks: I can relate.
I know the standard dances like Foxtrot, Waltz, Cha Cha, Rumba and such
A young J.K. Rowling?
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This is what Gareth looks like when drunkish.
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(as an alcoholic I stick to rum or whiskey)rum is an alcoholics' favourite? hmmm.
Woohoo free booze paid by university because today's graduation day!Here the university is giving free beer to grad students and holding a trivia contest tomorrow... but it's at 5 PM when my advisor would never let me out of the lab...
Yep. My brother and I have both come to the conclusion we can /never/ do that again.
Getting too damn old to hang with the pups.
All people who feel wiggly are welcome here.
Why not both?
Late last night, I peed in the backyard while I was out for a cigarette because I was a bit drunk and too lazy to go upstairs to the bathroom. Found out today that my dad has security cameras all around the house. I doubt he checks them unless something happens, but still. I hope my butt was not caught on camera :oops:.There are some creepy websites out there that would pay for that video, but I doubt your dad would do that to you. :roll:
apparenlt twelve tshots is where ou corss ove from 'hero of time't o puking on the floor oops
Mistakes: entering a facebook discussion on race when drunk.Mistakes: entering a facebook discussion on race whether or not you're drunk.
Prepare for shit storm tomorrow.
It's on a grad school friends' wall in response to another grad school friend's reply
I think I was ok
We will see.
Had about three now. Not drunk, but feeling something.
That's better than drinking the glitter. Given how it sticks everywhere, you'd be shitting sparkles for years.
Two months of not drinking (not that it did any good) can really destroy your tolerance. Woooooooo.
I thought you meant Budweiser chicks or something.
Not a freakin' flowchart.
PS: wanna hook up?
Shush, I was talking to myself.
Redd's Apple Ale is terrible.
Shush, I was talking to myself.
Careful, you may start answering yourself.
First sign that.
I am seriously drunk. Please take any recent posts with this in mind.
I am seriously drunk. Please take any recent posts with this in mind.
You only did one before that^^ Is something the matter?
You shouldn't be getting a hangover while you're still drinking. Is it a headache? What are you drinking?
Apparently, there's a fair portion of the population that's sensitive to hops, and certain beers give them a headache as soon as they start drinking them. You may want to switch to a less hoppy beer...
So I'm drunk
...
this does not belong in the drunk thread
and I also talked about my orgasm issue
which shouldn't be public at all
why are girls not into me
why am I fat and an asshole
why am I dancing when nobody is dancing with me
why am I feeling awkward
why am I talking to you guys
why am I here
why do I even bother
Stop that. I'm a fat asshole. It's my profession. Quit trying to muscle in on my territory.
And stop being so damn hard on yourself. You're a good kid - in the end, none of the other crap really matters.
[...]No, I'M a fat asshole!
Stop that. I'm a fat asshole. It's my profession. Quit trying to muscle in on my territory.
[...]
So, a thin asshole?
Every night should be $1.50 well drinks.
I just texted half of my contact list asking them to talk me out of shooting 5oz of vodka, with a 2 minute deadline. Nobody replied.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It is kind of weird and slightly problematic how many insulting names are also euphemisms for genitalia. That thought struck me when reading your post but isn't specifically intended as a criticism of it (or at least, no more than any other post using those words).
[...] I know that the male psyche generally dictates that nakedness and fire are both cool [...]Your statement is false. Both are hot.
Could you tell the friend that you don't want to drink yourself into oblivion and it'd be polite if he didn't either?
Is it possible it wasn't a hangover? Most of my hangovers were in my 20, 30s and 40s, not so much in my 50s and hardly ever since then, so I might have forgotten. So remind me; how do you distinguish between the discomfort of a hangover and other kinds of headache, other than the fact that you drank a lot? I recall that one sign was that there was extra pain when I moved or shook my head, even with the mild ones.
when you send drunk/sexy messages to your crush, it is actually your partner
Maybe it's meant to prevent thinking, "I'm sober enough"?
Don't drink and drive. You'll spill it.I was about to drag out the "don't drink and derive" pun, but I remembered that booze was how I got through the homework assignments for my graduate electromagnetism course. :psyduck:
I also had the same headache on Wednesday. Can you get pre-emptive hangovers?
I've had one beer but I get drunk real fast so what the fuck I am posting here
Anarchy
Oh wait.I'm the law. fuck.
Oh lord so drunk last night. Woke up drunk and hungover simultaneously. At six fucking am.
Any idea if lack of sleep can cause that?
Definitely.Any idea if lack of sleep can cause that?
Yep.
I may have got a bit drunk off my ass last night, acted slightly like the ass I was drunk off, came home with the lady, fell asleep, woke up, TMI occurrences, she went home, I went to the pub and had a mixed grill for breakfast and now I wish I was dead. STEALTH HANGOVER
(http://i.imgur.com/2pBuauW.jpg)
Also, sex while high is the best
Why are guys so gross? I kinda think he overestimates how much 151 would fuxk me up, but the if that is so, fuckinf ewwwww......?It's 'cos a lot of guys feel entitled. I seriously don't get it. The only time I walked into the women's toilets at a bar, it was 'cos the friend I was drinking with had vanished for 1/2 an hour, and I asked the bouncer's permission first. Were I in your shoes, I would have called security. In this case, she thought she could keep up with me, and ended up passed-out on the floor. Thankfully, she had her trousers on, and I was able to rouse her enough to give the cab driver her address. I kinda knocked on the door and when her boyfriend opened it, I was able to drop her into his arms and just said "she's your problem now, dude".
How does it work?
Then come get high with me :-D
Do you have to wait until you're done breastfeeding (if you will be) or does it not matter?
Do you have to wait until you're done breastfeeding (if you will be) or does it not matter?
It matters - I tend to tell women to try and feed before they drink, to leave the biggest possible space between drinking alcohol and feeding, and if they've had more than a unit or two, to express off the first milk to try and reduce the amount of alcohol passing to the baby. If you're planning a really heavy night for someone's birthday or whatever, pumping ahead and storing bottles of expressed milk in the fridge/freezer so you don't have to breastfeed at all the next day is the best plan really.
I'd like to do some interview research with people who have experience getting high on harder drugs - what that experience is like mentally and physically, what freedoms it offers, the difference in how it feels being in that place and state vs. being sober, numbness - a lot of things. This is for a show I'm working on writing. No one will be referenced personally. If you're comfortable chatting, please private message me.
Hah! Some years ago, I spent 14 Feb with a bottle of the 16. I get to the bar the next day, and asked the bartender if Lagavulin was a girl's name. Damned fine whisky.
I am wasted (and have also unintentionally outed myself to my best friend.). fucj.How did that end?
Well I want to know how I feel about things and myself before I tell others. And I know nothing bad happened out of it, the gal I told is a good friend anyway, but I hadn't planned for it and was more comfortable with this never getting out anyway.
I want people to see me as hetero because my best friend is gay and he's made some implications of having the hots for me, but he's absolutely not my type and I don't want things to be awkward between us.
I feel like I'm the only person who can chug Guinness for 12 straight beers. I mean, other than pure Irish people (I'm only half, also Korean! weee!)
DUCK YEAH
I woke up drunk this morning cause AMFI can understand that. Last time I had an AMF, was 15 Feb a couple of years ago, and I ended up asking the bartender "Is Lagavulin a girl's name? 'cos I just spent the night with one" Just a few of those and no food, and I ended up hitting on her and her BF. Rather awkward the next day, to say the least.
ducking
Ugh, hangover... and they came on suspicion of underage drinking. I'm not sure they caught anyone, but the place shut down for the night.
The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.
I don't start work for another 2 1/2 weeks, so I've just been playing videogames and getting hammered. I have nothing to do, maybe I should try to find some volunteer place for a few days. Not really for them at this point, but just so I don't get too drunk anymore. Explicit says after 7 beers with about that many left to go.I question both the size and strength of Explicit's beers. I personally prefer greater than 6-7%, and in quantities greater than a pint at a time, a few times per week. Then again, alcoholism runs in my family and I should probably cut
I'm drunk!
Everything you just said is just as applicable to coding
Hello chaospersonified! I didn't notice you before.
Coding while drunk is the best
weeeee being drunk all by yourself while listening to depressing music at four in the morning, weeeeeeeeAt least he's got me, high as a kite, to keep him virtual company.
Bitcoin weed is good weed.
I don't drink at all anymore, but sometimes I feel compelled to add random bits of drunken advice to this thread.
Like, don't get drunk and steal a beehive. That's a BAD idea.
I don't drink at all anymore, but sometimes I feel compelled to add random bits of drunken advice to this thread.
Like, don't get drunk and steal a beehive. That's a BAD idea.
Holy guacamole. It's only a bad idea if you don't own beekeeping equipment. If you do, don such a garb beforehand.
However, it is implied you did not, in which, I offer my sympathy and say this: holy shit. Hope you get better. Damn, son.
You seem to make a bigger deal out of that fact than you try to let on.
I come from a family that is really bad at doing anything in moderation so I've trained myself to not be like them and I know my emotional and health (since I have Crohns to think about) limits, and it won't be my first time drinking.
drunk thoughts: I have the best job. Like, I have work in 4 hours and I'm going to be really hungover when I show up, but it doesn't matter in the slightest. Add that to how easy picking up or getting subs for hours is, and I'm never going to have a life this easy again unless I end up a CEO or something. It's the only job I've had where I can look at my just above minimum wage paycheck and think "yeah, I probably deserve about that much"
I finished my last exam of the semester and now I'm rightfully drunk. :clairedoge:
I'm DEADDD
I'm not drunk, but I've met a lot of drunk people today (and served them alcohol). My respect for people working behind the bar just went up!
You know, at a certain point, with enough changes between wine, and whisky, and beer, you stop caring about which specific beer you're drinking. Next experiment, do I still dislike straight vodka?
You know, at a certain point, with enough changes between wine, and whisky, and beer, you stop caring about which specific beer you're drinking. Next experiment, do I still dislike straight vodka?
I'm gonna go with... yes?
That Ol' Janx Spirit
You know, at a certain point, with enough changes between wine, and whisky, and beer, you stop caring about which specific beer you're drinking. Next experiment, do I still dislike straight vodka?Straight vodka tastes like acid reflux. I am not a fan.
Straight vodka tastes like acid reflux. I am not a fan.
I'm honestly impressed.
You know, at a certain point, with enough changes between wine, and whisky, and beer, you stop caring about which specific beer you're drinking. Next experiment, do I still dislike straight vodka?Straight vodka tastes like acid reflux. I am not a fan.
Also, dude, 'months ago?'
That shit was eleven days ago. Not even 2 weeks. Not half a month, though.
Sillypants. Your pants are silly.
Quote from: LoliButt on June 15, 2015, 02:37:42 AM
Fuck Glee for its biphobia.
A quick graph I just made after some observations (on the y-axis, 1 is a normal person):
(http://i.imgur.com/kIjYktD.png)
Let's play a game (no this isn't anything like those bad Saw movies)
Don't even think about it, just provide your answer in number form, whatever number first appears in your head.
How many drinks is too many on any given night?
How many is too many in a week? Go.
Better to be hungover on company time than your own. Who wants to waste thier free time feeling like crap?
Well, you know what they say about repeating the same action expecting different results.
I'm looking forward to a few adult beverages tonight.
and maybe a few Saturday.
and no more than 2 on Sunday.
basically,
I'm currently restricted to "No More than 2" alcoholic beverages per 24 hours.
..but I'm thirsty.