THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 29 Jul 2012, 11:13
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New week! New innocent situations to malign! DO IT (not that this one's particularly innocent):
(http://i.imgur.com/9Hzqw.png) (http://imgur.com/9Hzqw)
Notice Faye's part of the blackboard is blank too :-D
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MARTEN: "Wow. That ransom note has really bad spelling."
DORA: "Yeah. Write a better one or we won't split the ransom with you when we send you to pick it up."
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MARTEN: "I don't understand."
DORA: "Yeah. Write bigger."
BLACKBOARD: "Doo dozem gubgakes. Umberstanb?"
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Blackboard: lots of complicated looking algebra
Marten: "Is that what it looks like?"
Dora: "Formal proof of Goldbach's Conjecture? Yeah, turns out that sarcasm and brainpower are a zero-sum for her."
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Marten: "My mother would say that you need her hands tied behind her back for that to work".
Dora: "Argh, yes, she's pulled it off once already".
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Marten: Man... lost her blackboard privileges too. Harsh.
Dora: Unfortunately it hasn't slowed her down as much as I'd have liked.
Espresso machine steam wand: .-. .- -- / .. - / .. -. / ... .. -.. . .-- .- -.-- ...
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Marten: Whatever you decide, I'm sure it'll be for the best.
Dora: Thanks, Marten.
Faye: (Blackboard): Tai and Dora, sitting in a tree...
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Marten: Do we really need a gag for Pictionary?
Dora: I don't want a repeat of last week where customers were being scared off by Faye's duck impressions.
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Marten: Wait, your selling that?
Dora: Well, that one Asian girl "inspired" us apparently.
Blackboard: BANANA SMOOTHIES, FRESHLY HAMMER SQUASHED!!
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MARTEN: Whats with the tape over Faye's mouth?
DORA: She was telling customers that I'll flash them if they tip more then 5 bucks.
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...BLACKBOARD:
$5
$3
$2
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Marten: "Dora, you haven't been talking to my mother again, have you?"
Dora: "No, she's just been making kissy faces at me for the past half-hour. Besides, she told me the gag-ball works far better than duct tape."
Blackboard: Which do you like more, the spring chicken, or the old chook?
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Dora: It's cause Faye kept joking about finding my "secret stash of sex toys" *points to the chalk*.
Marten: Wow, uh... is that supposed to be insulting you or me?
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Marten: Faye seems quieter today.
Dora: It's the humidity.
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MARTEN: "She seems ... a bit thinner."
DORA: "And muffin theft is way down since I made her wear that. Coincidence?"
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Marten: "Geez, is it that time again?"
Dora: "Yeah, I had to use the duct tape so she doesn't blather on about it again. Doesn't seem to be working."
FAYE (written on chalkboard): "Three types of fencing: * Epee *Foil *Saber"
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jwhouk: I'm reminded of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cuihrjLNAo
loving the responses for this image
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Marten: This is a bit over the top, even for you...
Dora: Don't blame me... she did this to herself.
Blackboard: I'm letting Angus win an argument for his birthday, this is the only way I could figure out to make it happen.
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Marten: So Faye finally found out about MLP, huh?
Dora: Yes, and if she draws Pinkie Pie one more time, I'm gonna Rainbow Dash that piece of chalk right up her ass.
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A more than reasonable response. 2ND IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/w41YK.png) (http://imgur.com/w41YK)
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Emily: Hey, that party at the strip club Tai invited us too was great!
Gabby: Ugh, please don't remind me of that.
Claire: Okay, i'm still confused by the term "Lezzing Out." Can anyone of you explain it to me again one more time?
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Emily: "Is that the guy that was hitting on Claire last night?"
Gabby: "Yeah, I think so. He sure looks different in a kilt and balmoral."
Claire: "Dammit! From this angle I canee he's No True Scotsman!"
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Emily: "That outfit makes you look fat!"
Gabby: "It's the humidity."
Claire: "May I borrow it? I look too skinny."
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EMILY: "Banana Smoothie?"
GABBY: "It's the humidity."
CLAIRE: "It's two large lattes."
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(backwards order)
Claire: How do you keep those sandals on your feet?
Gabby: They're called Madrid sandals and they're comfortable.
Emily: I didn't know you were Spanish!
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Emily: "So bored. Wanna make out while we wait?"
Gabby: "Well… OK, but not too sloppy, my hair really doesn't need more moisture."
Claire: "You guys are joking right? Please be joking."
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Emily: What's up with your hair?
Gabby: Jeph has been obsessively redrawing me recently...
Claire: Tell me about it.
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EMILY: "You know, I think Ms. Hubbert has the hots for that one barista."
GABBY: "Yeah, you'd think she'd just gotten over a breakup the way she acts."
CLAIRE: "And our boss. God, you'd think his mother was a dominatrix or something."
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EMILY: Is anybody else creeped out by the fact that about a third of the captions are just people imagining us having sex?
GABBY and CLAIRE: Yes.
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Emily: So what are your thoughts on the song Baby Got Back?
Gabby: *sigh* The '90s ended 13 years ago, you know.
Claire: A guy I know parodied that song with the story of Apollo 13.
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Emily: "So, do you think Mr. Jacques is going to pair any of us up with the existing cast?"
Gabby: "Ugh, I hope not. I don't wanna be a clone of that clueless Padma chick."
Claire: "That might be preferable to what he's told me about my character."
(Yes, I know, always doing the "Behind the Scenes" stuff. Sue me.)
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Emily: The smoothie that can be drunk is not the true smoothie.
Gabby: The Tao of smashed fruit? Seriously?
Claire: My brother says that it's seriously important to know where your towel is.
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EMILY: "What was that thing in your hair just now? It looked like a mechanical hand."
GABBY: "It just jumped in and started moving around before the humidity shorted it out. Hand? I thought it was a ROBOT HAMSTER."
CLAIRE: "Oh god, did you guys met Clinton?"
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EMILY: "You know, I think Ms. Hubbert has the hots for that one barista."
GABBY: "Yeah, you'd think she'd just gotten over a breakup the way she acts."
CLAIRE: "And our boss. God, you'd think his mother was a dominatrix or something."
Emily: "There's something odd about Marten."
Gabby: "I'll say. You'd think his mother was a dominatrix or something."
Claire: "Actually, she is.... What?"
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Emily: So do you watch anime? What's it like?
Gabby: Sweatdrops. And geysers of blood. And the katana is to Japan what the gun is to America, apparently.
Claire: My first experience with anime was La Blue Girl.
Yes, I know I'm stereotyping about sweat, blood and katanas. So sue me :.p
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Emily: Why is the library locked, anyway?
Gabby: A bunch of high-school kids are doing detention or something.
Claire: On a Saturday morning? They're probably just getting high and doing a dance number.
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Emily: "That guy, who I am pointing at and who is standing beyond the right hand side of the panel, he seems strange; he has two sticks of celery in his ears, a carrot in each of his nostrils, and he's squeezing tomato juice into his eyes."
Gabby: "Oh brother..."
Claire: "I don't think he's eating properly"
Waka! Waka!
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EMILY: "So we're avant-garday?"
GABBY: "Yes. Get your yell-o-phone and yell into it."
CLAIRE: "My bucket is the loudest bucket!"
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Emily: "That guy, who I am pointing at and who is standing beyond the right hand side of the panel, he seems strange; he has two sticks of celery in his ears, a carrot in each of his nostrils, and he's squeezing tomato juice into his eyes."
Gabby: "Oh brother..."
Claire: "I don't think he's eating properly" "Get out of here, Clinton!"
Waka! Waka!
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EMILY: "Don't you think Ms. Hubbert and that black-haired lady (with blonde roots) at the coffee shop would have cute babies?"
GABBY: "They're both female; they can't ... "
CLAIRE: "I'm wor -- I mean Clinton is working -- I mean WE ARE WORKING ON THAT ... oh, uh, nothing."
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Emily: Why is the library locked, anyway?
Gabby: A bunch of high-school kids are doing detention or something.
Claire: On a Saturday morning? They're probably just getting high and doing a dance number.
Godammit now I have the theme to that movie stuck in my head.