Why a new thread?i'm glad i googled this. very cool stuff related to it
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100page thread bork the board.
I'm sticking to bork the board because I have no idea what you just said.
I never do when stuff gets technical.
I like these work out shirts. Though I don't where these kind of shirts. Maybe after I loose 20 lbs.
http://imgur.com/gallery/ShsaA (http://imgur.com/gallery/ShsaA)
(http://cdn.adpressive.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dildo_ad.jpg)Hey, look, it's the disinfectant ads I was talking about! *hisssss*
Hey, look, it's the disinfectant ads I was talking about! *hisssss*
"You turn the page, you wash your hands, turn the page, wash your hands..."
Wait hang on, do guys not ever need to wipe their penis after urinating?
Wait hang on, do guys not ever need to wipe their penis after urinating? Surely there are sometimes drops of urine still left?pretty much and sometimes. Usually I tap mine with my hand and flex my urethra muscles. After that I am done. No urine is ever on the outside of the head.
hehe I used to do this in college. I don't rightly know why.
Excreted gut bacteria are as harmless as they come. There are better reasons for washing your hands at that stage.
So apparently the racists and people of otherwise lesser intelligence are butthurt over the fact that an American who happens to be of Indian descent won Miss America. (http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/a-lot-of-people-are-very-upset-that-an-indian-american-woman?bffb)I'd like to think most of it is hyperbole or trolling, considering its the internet.
'Murica moment
I wish I shared your optimism.So apparently the racists and people of otherwise lesser intelligence are butthurt over the fact that an American who happens to be of Indian descent won Miss America. (http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/a-lot-of-people-are-very-upset-that-an-indian-american-woman?bffb)I'd like to think most of it is hyperbole or trolling, considering its the internet.
So apparently the racists and people of otherwise lesser intelligence are butthurt over the fact that an American who happens to be of Indian descent won Miss America. (http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/a-lot-of-people-are-very-upset-that-an-indian-american-woman?bffb)Presumably the same ones who got all bent out of shape when an American-born US citizen sang "God Bless America" at the 2013 MLB All-Star game. (http://publicshaming.tumblr.com/post/55715208108/baseball-fans-super-angry-hispanic-american-superstar)I've met plenty of people who think you have to be white to be a Real Australian, so I doubt those tweets are anything other than what they seem.
Yes, yes it is. And Ronald McDonald is using a shot gun int he background.'Murica moment
Is... is that a crocodile nuke?
and not actually meaning it.
Here is something to take your attention off Candy Box:Ended up just using cheats to boost my stats to crazy levels to get to the end last night. Fun stuff. As for this...
http://orteil.dashnet.org/nested (http://orteil.dashnet.org/nested)
Shelves and filing cabinets are just in it for the sex, you should seek a lasting relationship with less whorish furniture.
Fifty years from now, people will see this and believe it was genuine.Shelves and filing cabinets are just in it for the sex, you should seek a lasting relationship with less whorish furniture.
Another version:
I imagine this was the original, and the (even) wackier version is a modification; but I don't know.
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Choking and drowning in runoff are we. Co-lo-Rad-O. It's better then fire and flames in a cinch! ...at least we're not drowning in pitch! Ready?
Here is something to take your attention off Candy Box:
What's with the "quotation marks"?
Judge changes baby's name (http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57598088/tenn-judge-changes-infants-name-from-messiah/)
...if the child grows up in Cocke County, which has a large Christian population.
Judge changes baby's name (http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57598088/tenn-judge-changes-infants-name-from-messiah/)
(looks at Torts assignment due in 45 minutes) You monster.Here is something to take your attention off Candy Box:
Candy Box? I'm sure you mean COOKIE CLICKER (http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/), right?
Here is something to take your attention off Candy Box:
Candy Box? I'm sure you mean COOKIE CLICKER (http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/), right?
Candy Box? I'm sure you mean COOKIE CLICKER (http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/), right?
How does one do this?Candy Box? I'm sure you mean COOKIE CLICKER (http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/), right?
I may or may not have abused Firebug and set ten click events to fire each millisecond.
(http://i.imgur.com/IqYmB3H.gif)
...and she was never seen or heard from again... :psyduck:
I may or may not have abused Firebug and set ten click events to fire each millisecond.How does one do this?
Death by Goats
My game time is up to 9 hours and I'm getting 12, no, 16 million cookies per second.
For some reason the title of this thread makes me feel uncomfortable whenever I read it.
No point at all. That's the point.For some reason the title of this thread makes me feel uncomfortable whenever I read it.
What's your point?
I kinda want to rewrite it to buy the cheapest first, but that'll have to wait.
[...]
Also you might want to go into settings and turn numbers and particles off.
Onion.
For some reason the title of this thread makes me feel uncomfortable whenever I read it.
According to someone else, about a minute, but I didn't keep count myself.
Cower, mortals! Reality itself bends to my will *cackles*Haha, I saw you do it. :evil:
Ahem.
For some reason the title of this thread makes me feel uncomfortable whenever I read it.
Probably because the "wut" is annoying as hell and you can't change it to be correct. You just have to stare at it, losing braincells from stupidity.
Note: the grandmothers are growing restless. Do not encourage them.Got a warning when I went to click it. Clicked cancel. I think I'll buy it anyway and see what happens.
I did not know that George Takei was a member of this forum.
Rabid Fury (real name)
or
Black Angels (Celtic geek)
GRANDMATRIARCH
Method of Madness has just become The Dude... or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing. :-DI'm thinking about being The Dude for Halloween, if I grow out a goatee, don't get a haircut, and find a suitable robe, I totally will.
ISTJ... wow, I've changed. I vaguely remember being INFJ.
I was Walter one Halloween, even had a bowling ball bag filled with dirty laundry.
http://c25460.r60.cf1.rackcdn.com/2011/07/Neville.jpg
Considering Walt died in 1966 and it's a megacorp, that's not any real surprise.
(Disney would totally be Horizon)
OhmygoditssocuteIwanttopetitandgiveitallthefruititcouldeverdesire~!
how do bats with wingspans up to 1.8m strike you?
These were filmed over the Royal Botanic Gardens in central Sydney. Fruit-bats like this fly in streams over my home at dusk on their way to feed, from their roosts in the mangroves growing in inlets around the harbour.Holy wow, they fly while carrying their young? I always thought that bats were amateur flyers compared to most birds, given their shorter evolutionary history, but I don't know of any bird that carries their young with them while in the air! Having claws on your wings must really help with that.
Down here they are mostly the fairly small Grey-Headed Flying Foxes, with adult wingspans up to about 1m. But in tropical Australia, how do bats with wingspans up to 1.8m strike you?
GM, why did you just post a screen grab and not a link?My best guess is that he hates us and wants to torture us for all eternity by giving us a glimpse of something interesting but then not providing further directions/information.
<kangaroo>"You feelin' hungry, punk?"
GM, why did you just post a screen grab and not a link?My best guess is that he hates us and wants to torture us for all eternity by giving us a glimpse of something interesting but then not providing further directions/information.
I'm afraid I don't have a spear head. :-D
Srs bsnz. I want a small colony as pets. Any ideas?Better start working on a treehouse.
Srs bsnz. I want a small colony as pets. Any ideas?Better start working on a treehouse.
(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/339/e/2/guano_bowls_by_silverstreambella-d34b8wj.jpg)
In the best ending the contest could have, a woman won the Axe Apollo Space Race contestAwesome. That was Malaysia, how about all the other countries?
Nice. Purse must have snagged, which gave her enough time to grab him. Wouldn't suggest that hold as a regular approach, of course - he could have a knife or something in his pocket.Suplex seems a bad idea. If the reality beyond the gif is as awesome as the throw itself however, two thumbs way up.
naked jumping jax
What's in the mug?Beer or Milk?
Well shit."Golden Dawn" is a horribly generic name anyway. :D
So I'm mapping out a fantasy world that I hope to write a couple novels in at some point, and a paladin (paladinistic?) order in it is called The Golden Dawn. And then this morning, I read this. (http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/09/24/greek-hip-hop-bands-unite-against-golden-dawn-after-colleagues-murder/)
Welp, time to find a new name for the order, and to make sure I google any future names I think of.
Looks like both.What's in the mug?Beer or Milk?
(http://i.imgur.com/niBW2.jpg)
they're alot older than they used to be.Yeah, I barely recognized Harry in that picture.
Ah yes, good old overlord manatee…
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/325/169/a2b.jpg)
I love that one.
I want to know who came up with a reaper asking for candy, 'cause that's cute.
You know what this makes me think of?
"Curiosity. Do you have any Candy, Shepherd?"
"Golden Dawn" is a horribly generic name anyway. :DIt is (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Dawn_(disambiguation)). My first thought on reading the name was of the hermetic order (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermetic_Order_of_the_Golden_Dawn). Why do I know about an obscure club of loopy British people? Because Sax Rohmer, the notorious "Yellow Peril" author was (or claimed to be) a member, and I've read, and written, a good deal about a racist genre in media that remains popular to this day. In an amusing little irony, Sax Rohmer died in 1959 of the "Asian Flu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Influenza_A_virus_subtype_H2N2#Asian_flu)", a pandemic that originated in China...
Life hack: drink all the alcohol in your house to forget that you’re useless and unloveable.
QuoteLife hack: drink all the alcohol in your house to forget that you’re useless and unloveable.
Edit: Honestly, I'm kind of annoyed YouTube doesn't have a player option for portrait videos yet, where it doesn't just jam it in the middle of a landscape video player.
Re: first pic
Searching using the same phrasing as the first three queries "why is the marine corps so..." returns the auto complete of "...stupid"
The Poop Lady
"inadvertent collateral damage" = we B-52'd the entire village.
"inadvertent collateral damage" = we B-52'd the entire village."the love shack is a little old place where ... "
"the love shack is a little old place where ... "
"the love shack is a little old place where ... "
We bombed an entire village? :evil:
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(slow day at work)
Camel Spider picture....If you have a real battle buddy he'll be testing your flak jacket and SAPI plate if he sees you like this.(click to show/hide)
I would have thought that it takes a lot more than a large but harmless arthropod to scare a Marine out of his wits.
http://www.camelspiders.net/camel-spider-bite.htmHow did they know it was a camel spider bite if the soldier only noticed he'd been bitten after he'd woken up?
They can in fact do pretty solid damage. Anything causing an abscess is not to be trifled with.
This could also explain the ability to dream of things you could never feel. (e.g. the man born without legs feels pain in his absent limbs).As far as I know, phantom limbs can only cause pain if the person had experienced pain in those limbs while they existed. Regardless, even if you cannot feel something from an external source, you can still imagine and dream of those sensations. A man born without legs will still have legs in his somatosensory map of his body.
Ah, but what if each new life is like being continually reincarnated to do everything correctly to live the longest? You reach a checkpoint, you run, you trip and die, you are reborn as someone else, you try again, you get past, it feels like something that happened to you but that you know did not, and the cycle repeats.
Faced with danger, or any kind of task that involves risk of death, a yeti will save its life up to that point and then proceed with all due caution, yet in the comfortable knowledge that, should everything go pancake shaped, it will wake up at the point where it saved itself wit, and this is the important part, knowledge of the events which have just happened but which will not not happen because it's not going to be such a damn fool next time.
http://www.camelspiders.net/camel-spider-bite.htmHow did they know it was a camel spider bite if the soldier only noticed he'd been bitten after he'd woken up?
They can in fact do pretty solid damage. Anything causing an abscess is not to be trifled with.
Edit: I found a typo! First to find it gets in my signature saying whatever they like. :-D
(http://i.imgur.com/YSFmD3Y.jpg)I did NOT take that picture.
I was still thinking it was Xmas time for some reason...You have no idea how much I'd like the three months in between to be over (with a few exceptions).
It was hypothetical; just a story made up to illustrate a point.A good story nonetheless.
Goddamnit JimmyTHIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS, JIMMY.
Winged Hussars!
They're coming!
Was trying to find that picture of impractical female armor where the arrows hit her in the chest to post under the Hussar pictures but couldn't find it. Wonder what festival it is.
Props to Bethesda softworks for making practical armor on females in teh Fallout and Elder Scrolls games.
Now this is a beastly suit of armor...
(http://sl-armours.com/images/patterns/bkg36.jpg)
Could use to be polished up a bit for my tastes."We are but warriors for the working-day;
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/508/430/824.jpg)...there is, uh, quite a bit wrong with that...
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/508/430/824.jpg)It doesn't count if you paid someone to take your virginity.
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/508/430/824.jpg)don't really like this one.
Please can you stop the Jesus memes?
Making light of religious imagery is fair? Or requesting that there be no fun with jesus memes?
Hey man can I bug you? hey! hey!
(http://i.imgur.com/UnfLFhe.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/PlKKW2w.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/pxFXM1F.gif)
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Making light of religious imagery is fair? Or requesting that there be no fun with jesus memes?
May requesting to stop with the images is fair I think. Sorry about the confusion.
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[spoiler=Some explanation of what the spoiler is about]Spoiler text[/spoiler]
Word of advice though, maybe don't call people overly sensitive because something they hold dear is mocked and they don't like it.
(the joke about the man who refused two boats and a helicopter rescue in a flood before drowning is one of my favourites)
So.. lol..Silly, everyone knows that American cheese is not real cheese. It's made from...you know, I don't even want to know what it's made from.
Not that, we already have a cheese like that. It's called Soylent Cheese. How is it, you ask? It varies from person to person.
LOL eggs
Well I did borrow that joke from Futurama.Not that, we already have a cheese like that. It's called Soylent Cheese. How is it, you ask? It varies from person to person.I just heard Charlton Heston laughing.
Not very funny. I like Story Time Jesus better:(click to show/hide)
I don't think this one is a mockery, is it?
We could just stop with the Jesus memes all together, which I'm all for.
This is a bit more of a point than is usual for this thread, but it makes me happy.
[Dear Christine...]
We could just stop with the Jesus memes all together, which I'm all for.
LOL eggs
In my shop sometimes I giggle at the labels because some of the assorted multipack crisp bags are shortened to "ASS BAGS".
Tesla would be proud.That's awesome. I'd make it my ringtone if people weren't talking in it >_>
(https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/q71/1375685_694285567265434_1248840704_n.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwuoftDrLo1r2uhf7o1_1280.jpg)I couldn't stop laughing when I first saw this, either.
I could not stop laughing at her face...
Half Made Up Drag Queens (http://imgur.com/a/6tJvd?gallery)
Is it weird I find that kind of hot? I can't stop staring into that eye...
Jordan Fox and Maddelyn Hatter :3
What we SHOULD have been taught senior year (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/senior_year)
There's one thing I can't figure out though, I know makeup can cover up a lot of stuff.. but how did they get that perfect shaven line on the face beard thing?
Is it weird I find that kind of hot? I can't stop staring into that eye...
Jordan Fox and Maddelyn Hatter :3
What we SHOULD have been taught senior year (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/senior_year)
There's one thing I can't figure out though, I know makeup can cover up a lot of stuff.. but how did they get that perfect shaven line on the face beard thing?
Masking tape.
Speaking of foxes
Speaking of foxes
(http://i.imgur.com/z3tjDlw.jpg)
One is a silver fox. I'll let someone else find the relevant comic.
It's more funny than you would expect.Is that what you call a concrete-buffer in the USA? In Australia that is a machine for grinding the surface of cured concrete. The machine in that video we would call a "power float (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_trowel)"
There's one thing I can't figure out though, I know makeup can cover up a lot of stuff.. but how did they get that perfect shaven line on the face beard thing?
Masking tape.
I figured out that much, but I was more wondering what they were using to get it like that? I've never seen anything that smooth/clean
Weird, the image was working for me initially. Stupid thing.
>IMG<
This one might actually be more appropriate for the anime thread. I doubt any one else will get the reference.
Weird, the image was working for me initially. Stupid thing.
(http://i.imgur.com/tVcLRbI.jpg)
This one might actually be more appropriate for the anime thread. I doubt any one else will get the reference.
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I shave every 2-3 weeks...usually.Sounds like me. I'll probably shave later this week because I'm going to see Sarah next weekend.
6:38 has Eye of the Tiger played on a kazoo.I want that for everything! :-o
Dude. Video.Cool robots should not sound like whipper-snippers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_trimmer)...
Dude. Video.Cool robots should not sound like whipper-snippers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_trimmer)...
There is a band called Fuck Buttons. My life is complete.
"Robot dog activate"
>IMG<
"Excitement: Throw the ball! Throw the ball!"
Cool robots should not sound like whipper-snippers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_trimmer)...That's too bad, because a small combustion engine is currently the only way you can power one of those things without tethering.
Repel's effect wore off...Eh, what kind of a wimp uses Repel in the first place anyway?
http://www.engadget.com/2013/10/07/honey-i-shrunk-fox-news/Lol, they're using Win8
what. just.... what? :psyduck:
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-aSQ4Yxunddg/UlLYPkM_SCI/AAAAAAACQ3g/UsRryq0Yng8/w360-h202-no/41y48.gif)This is a newsroom multi-fail. Apart from mistaking South America for Asia, and Brazil for China, the recent spate of hornet-attacks have been happening in Shaanxi province (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaanxi), which is nowhere near Hong Kong.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/e022b2963135744e17b12f7a0917ec42/tumblr_mu7xqmCAEV1syvph5o1_500.gif)
Is that the dad from Malcom in the Middle?Yep. Also the dentist from Seinfeld!
Haha.. I saw that yesterday. It had me going... until I couldn't figure out how they locked on to their target
<carrie video>
'loosing'Urrrggghhhh
(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5458/10156505335_a6831fdccb_o.jpg)Why do people keep misspelling 'lose' as 'loose'?
I've actually never seen the latter mistake. Anyway, I fixed it (clumsily in Paint, but fixed nonetheless!)While you're at it, can you change 'LEGOS' to 'LEGO'?
so seven years of verbal harassment in the classroom later he found out snape wanted to fuck his mom and now he is the bravest man he ever knew wow. wow. beautiful
He told me to fetch him a sandwich, so I made him a Sub.
Here.. have a kitty
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lveja6dlYv1qzylgvo1_1280.jpg)
This should be on a t-shirt.. I would buy that.
Alternatively:Much better.QuoteHe told me to fetch him a sandwich, so I made him a Sub.
cute shy kitty
(http://i.imgur.com/xlkMc4q.gif)
Little boy: Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?
The Mom: Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.
Little Boy: I wanna be Wonder Woman.
The Mom: Don't we all.
Interesting, considering they are twin brothers (though I'll be the first to admit that the Super Mario canon is fuzzy. (http://www.mariowiki.com/Luigi#Age)).Truth.(click to show/hide)
bagged milkNow I'm curious. Who bags milk?
Now I'm curious. Who bags milk?
Edit: Oh, Canadians.
The same people who make tea bags? :-)I just realised there's an alternate universe out there where milk is made like we make tea.
Now I'm curious. Who bags milk?
Edit: Oh, Canadians.
South America does the same. The "bags" are called Sachet.
Now I'm curious. Who bags milk?
Now I'm curious. Who bags milk?
In US supermarkets there are employees just after the cashier who bag everything :-)
I imagine this is where the myth of the Roc came from.
Eagles are Terrifying (http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/thoughtful-animal/2013/09/25/golden-eagle-versus-deer-eagle-wins-photos/)
(http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/thoughtful-animal/files/2013/09/EagleDeer2-e1380052726807.jpg)
Booooooooooooooooooooooo. Come on, Nona, at least give it away or sell it.Or you know, open the window first.
Booooooooooooooooooooooo. Come on, Nona, at least give it away or sell it.Or you know, open the window first.
Alternatively:Much better.QuoteHe told me to fetch him a sandwich, so I made him a Sub.
Is there a full video of that?Bingo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RuVidE73Y8&t=2m20s)
http://ikeaordeath.com/
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MORE NATURE!
Antechinus actually fucks itself to death and disentegration (http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/10/07/why-a-little-mammal-has-so-much-sex-that-it-disintegrates/)
(http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/files/2013/10/Antechinus.jpg)
Little fucker
(http://i.imgur.com/q4KLsPJ.jpg?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/5owSsOj.gif)I'm wondering how that cat managed to jump backwards in mid-air.
This is seriously awesome. 10/10 will listen again...It is awesome! The instrument is the 古筝 or gǔzhēng. It is pronounced, roughly, "goo-jung" (That's "jung" as in jungle, not Carl Jung).
I'm wondering how that cat managed to jump backwards in mid-air.
Could it have kicked away from the bed?
They're gonna end up living in a VAN down by the RIVER!(click to show/hide)
That picture makes me angry for some reason.... Maybe it's the lack of logic in it, or trying to explain things with religion that can't be. I know it's supposed to be a joke.. but it evokes all of the wrong feelings.
"Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities".
I know it's supposed to be a joke.. but it evokes all of the wrong feelings.That bit about homosexual serial killers makes me really worried that this is not a joke. On the other hand, it's on a picture of dinosaurs having sex, so...
I dunno why snakes are linked to satan, they're so friendly and awesome!
That bit about homosexual serial killers makes me really worried that this is not a joke. On the other hand, it's on a picture of dinosaurs having sex, so...
Plain and simple. Any attempts to put homosexuality out of the equation yields weird results, like a huge six mile wide asteroid impacted 65 million years ago. This is similar to how you get weird results (as insanely large numbers) in mathematics if you divide anything by zero (which is a sign that you did something wrong).
It's all awesome music, especially with the "ethnic" instruments in it :)What makes an èrhú (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erhu) an "ethnic" instrument? If a Western folk-rock band included a violin in their line-up, would you describe that as an "ethnic" instrument? If not, why not? This is essentially a less malign version of the attitude that leads racists in Australia to describe Australians like me as "ethnics".
I wouldn't feel safe around a cat that much bigger than me.Oh god that would be terrifying! having a pet cat that size? I think you would be the pet/snack!
Not as long as you have the skill to use the can opener.I wouldn't feel safe around a cat that much bigger than me.Oh god that would be terrifying! having a pet cat that size? I think you would be the pet/snack!
Not as long as you have the skill to use the can opener.keep him fed and often or else you're next (and there cant be a hole where the food was, cats then think its empty even though theres plenty of food around it)
(The industrial can opener for the 50-liter cans of cat food that beast obviously needs.)
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"Ethnic" means "not a part of white culture".Just so. The slightly more up-market version is to refer to "World Music".
"Ethnic" sounds ... problematic. Maybe "old" or "not often seen, these days" or something would be more accurate.Old? The erhu and the violin both evolved from the same Central Asian bowed stringed instruments, so it is hard to decide which is older, assuming either is. And not often seen these days? In Europe or the USA maybe, but instruments like pipa, dizi, erhu, guzheng, yangqin etc. are commonplace in Chinese classical music, opera, movie soundtracks, popular music, metal bands (see above) and even in the hands of street-musicians busking on metro stations.
Jazzed up electric version? Yeah, we can do that:
<blind stuff>
Why. :psyduck:
I apologize for the horrible wording in my last post, I didn't mean to offend anyone. I couldn't find the right word to describe what I was thinking and "ethnic" kept coming up. "Traditional" would of been a better word.I know you had no ill intent, and I apologise for "picking on you" a bit, but "ethnic" carries a lot of baggage in contexts like "ethnic music", "ethnic food" etc.
"I don't come and bite your beard!" ahahahahahaa!
Now then.
Click this link: http://www.dailyfailcenter.com/115595
Read slowly and let the madness sink in.
Bizarro universe encyclopedia (http://the-dimka.livejournal.com/6645.html)Well now I want that book.
http://imgur.com/gallery/CcKMVGM I posted this a page ago. :mrgreen:
Edit: Link's being dumb. Enjoy your feels.
Is it just me or is anyone else getting black boxes instead of videos?
Abel and Steve would've been fine! I like Steve!
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/adam_and_eve.png)
Can us mods do that, or just you (and of course the other admins, should they return)?
<b>, <u>, <i>, <s>, <em>, <ins>, <del>
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Why is he missing one shoe in the last two panels also? I have no idea why I keep picking out these strange things. The picture itself is pretty neat :)
If you like Cookie Clicker and Breaking Bad here's Clicking Bad. (http://clickingbad.nullism.com/)
If you like Cookie Clicker and Breaking Bad here's Clicking Bad. (http://clickingbad.nullism.com/)I have an army of RVs roving across New Mexico cooking meth now.
When men marry ponies. (http://imgur.com/a/nYGIq)
I'm so glad I was done working for the day when I saw that.
If you like Cookie Clicker and Breaking Bad here's Clicking Bad. (http://clickingbad.nullism.com/)
This was not meant to be discovered at quarter past 3 in the morning.
Whelp Welu just murdered my productivity with a goddamn axe.
If you like Cookie Clicker and Breaking Bad here's Clicking Bad. (http://clickingbad.nullism.com/)I have an army of RVs roving across New Mexico cooking meth now.
edit -- heh... "Ancient Methology"
That would've improved only with Morgan Freeman as narrator. Great stuff though :mrgreen:
this reminds me of something I did on st. patricks day 3 years ago.
(http://i.imgur.com/HioCY2A.jpg)
Took this outside my school today. Took me a second.EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*amazing license plate*
That was my reaction too :DTook this outside my school today. Took me a second.EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*amazing license plate*
:psyduck: shark
These sharks with an articulated upper jaw are pretty weird:This must be that fabled English sang froid. Quite horrifying might be more a less phlegmatic response.
>sugar gliders<
I street passed a guy who was in charged of a strip club in his basement.(http://24.media.tumblr.com/2ffb57bc7efac7f6eddf5beeb6aed459/tumblr_mutzvp1e7z1rleqtfo1_400.jpg)
http://questionablecontent.net/comics/723.pngI'm with Hanners on this, but... the chisel has dulled a little.
(http://i.imgur.com/ogqzNUa.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/ogqzNUa.gif)
Kneecapped and then taken out
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7wzpr2ZBF1rvbttyo1_500.jpg)
I'm with Hanners on this, but... the chisel has dulled a little.
This is SICK!Now I totally want this man to forge me a jian. This comes close:
Wow, I didn't know that was even possible. What are the odds of a chunk of space rock being suitable to forge into a sword?Many meteors are made of iron, and those ones would be suitable for making into steel.
This is SICK!Now I totally want this man to forge me a jian. This comes close:
The epilogue made me laugh out loud.
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
See other Disney Princesses dressed up as something else for Halloween HERE (http://geekologie.com/2013/10/because-its-cheating-to-trick-or-treat-a.php). Mulan as Xena and Aurora/Sleeping Beauty as Daenerys Targaryen = win.
Not familiar with the term "weeaboo" but from casual research it appears to be an insult. That would be unwelcome.
The sabre GM displayed bears a remarkable resemblance (guard-design aside) to the liǔyèdāo (willow leaf sabre) that was a very common sidearm during the Ming and Qing Dynasties. Form follows function:
(http://www.chinese-swords-guide.com/images/sword-cutting-dao-for-sale.jpg)
The sabre GM displayed bears a remarkable resemblance (guard-design aside) to the liǔyèdāo (willow leaf sabre) that was a very common sidearm during the Ming and Qing Dynasties. Form follows function:
(http://www.chinese-swords-guide.com/images/sword-cutting-dao-for-sale.jpg)
The sabre GM displayed bears a remarkable resemblance (guard-design aside) to the liǔyèdāo (willow leaf sabre) that was a very common sidearm during the Ming and Qing Dynasties. Form follows function:
(http://www.chinese-swords-guide.com/images/sword-cutting-dao-for-sale.jpg)
Oddly enough the USMC swords are based off Mameluke swords because of their actions in Tripoli in the early 1800s and has become tradition in the USMC. As to where the Mameluke's got it...
Great you found a pair of glittery heelsYou accidentally killed one of the regional monarchs! Now you should let one of the remaining two manipulate you into murdering the other one! (I'm assuming Glinda had the Witch of the South killed off centuries ago, since she's never even mentioned and is probably long forgotten by anyone who was alive at the time)
Great you found a pair of glittery heelsYou accidentally killed one of the regional monarchs! Now you should let one of the remaining two manipulate you into murdering the other one! (I'm assuming Glinda had the Witch of the South killed off centuries ago, since she's never even mentioned and is probably long forgotten by anyone who was alive at the time)
Also, confession: I've never seen Mulan. I should fix that.
Besides Mulan she's (Leia) also the only Disney Princess any daughter of mine will be encouraged to look to as a role model. Great you found a pair of glittery heels, save China or lead an insurrection against an over powering evil empire then I'll be impressed.
Lee, I can't work out whether you're being sarcastic or not.Sorry, was serious with just a tough of sarcasm about the characters. granted I have only seen the movie once and wasn't really looking for it. It was general curiosity on how it was racist. I am sure if I watched it again a few times I could probably find a thing or two. I keep getting weird things on news feeds about "the one thing no one noticed about tangled" but again I have only seen that disney movie once and I am not sure what I missed or what the hell they are talking about. Tangled was awesome IMHO.
There is a point where two white bank owners refuse to give Tiana a loan because of "her background" but that was clearly condemned in the movie.True but I think that was the point. I saw it as more of the reflection of the time and place they were living in (1930s New Orleans). If anything, Disney acknowledged that it existed.
That and voodoo could be taken negatively I suppose, but from what I know it's set in the New Orleans/Louisiana type area, and voodoo still goes on TODAY. It's as much part of creole culture as delicious, extremely spicy food.exactly!
(From the Futurama Wizard of Oz, Leela is Dorothy)
Leela: That would explain how these boots magically appeared on my feet!
Lollipop Guild: No they didn't, you stole them. We saw you!
Leela: Yeah, well...it's hard to find shoes that fit.
I am like Leela, but about pants. One of the drawbacks of being a short male.(From the Futurama Wizard of Oz, Leela is Dorothy)
Leela: That would explain how these boots magically appeared on my feet!
Lollipop Guild: No they didn't, you stole them. We saw you!
Leela: Yeah, well...it's hard to find shoes that fit.
This
guess what I'm eating tonight:
(http://i.imgur.com/OsvgBsc.gif)
from what little I know about lady fashion, don't caprice leave hardly any room for my manly bits?
What? No, I my pants length is 30 or 32. And damn it, now I want pizza.I wear 30-32s but my actual pant length should be 27-29. Ergo the baggyness
(http://i.imgur.com/2UdlmPf.jpg)As one who is 6'5", I've never had a problem with clothes that are too long, just clothes that are not long enough.
Can't hem jeans.Not so. Either google "how to hem jeans preserving original hem" or do what I do, and take them to a Chinatown tailor. And there is nothing wrong with short pants:
Why did the chicken cross the floor?
(http://i.imgur.com/u05Mtfz.gif)
Not so. Either google "how to hem jeans preserving original hem" or do what I do, and take them to a Chinatown tailor. And there is nothing wrong with short pants:Short pants work on women way better than on men as far as fashion goes. I had no idea people actually hemmed jeans. Wouldnt want to pay the extra money for a tailor to hem jeans, would rather just buy a pair in my size :oops: Sad thing is I very well may have to. I'll look into it. :-)
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/The-Good-Women-of-China-9781400030804_4694.jpg)
@GM: I've heard of nuns with guns (http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Adepta_Sororitas?file=Sistersof_Battle2.jpg), but never maid's with 'nades.
ah, armored fist platoons eh? Taking a page out of the steel legion?
yaoi
Pointless Interruption: here is a kid in an LED stick figure costume.
(http://i.imgur.com/0p306oP.jpg)You know, if Enchanted had come out when I was a kid I probably wouldn't have liked it that much. I was 20 when it came out and I loved it (although Amy Adams helped).
Pointless Interruption: here is a kid in an LED stick figure costume.
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/1944hcn28mv9bgif/ku-xlarge.gif)
I wondered briefly if the girls and tank picture was inspired by Girls und Panzer - but perhaps not...Apparently, it is (http://otakurepublic.com/product/product_page_204412.html?ref=product_page&type=rp_other_doujinshi). The tank looks too modern though.
I wondered briefly if the girls and tank picture was inspired by Girls und Panzer - but perhaps not...Apparently, it is (http://otakurepublic.com/product/product_page_204412.html?ref=product_page&type=rp_other_doujinshi). The tank looks too modern though.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fb/IS-2_Cubinka_1.jpg)
I love commissars so each squad would get their own.
(http://www.gobiel.com/sonsofruss/motiv/images/40kCommissars.jpg)
OH.
Cool.
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1385816_250610615089547_136166056_n.jpg)
(fucking watermarks >_<)
IDRIS ELBA LOOKS THE WAY COLOGNE SMELLS.
Comrade report for tank identification training at your local brigade command center.You'll have to forgive me tóngzhì (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongzhi). I thought the "inverted wok" turrets were more modern than the Great Patriotic War. To the front!
The cat is plainly jealous of the awesome tortoise-sweater.Comrade report for tank identification training at your local brigade command center.You'll have to forgive me tóngzhì (http://tóngzhì). I thought the "inverted wok" turrets were more modern than the Great Patriotic War. To the front!
(http://intersections.anu.edu.au/issue16/images/roberts1.jpg) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Detachment_of_Women_(ballet))
Kisarazu Akane (eldest, First Lieutenant)
Kisarazu Aoi (second, Second Lieutenant)
Kisarazu Wakana (third, Leading Private)
Kisarazu Yuzu (youngest)
It’s possible there are four sisters to match up with the “four” aspect of the Fourth Anti-Tank Helicopter Squad. The eldest and second sisters are pilots, and the third sister is a radio operator.
Trolling ThreepioMy favorite thing about this gif is how neither of the other two snowtroopers try to help their partner, they're just like "NOPE" and close the door.
Which make them far smarter than any Stormtrooper ever. A real Stormtrooper would have shot into the closet and missed.Trolling ThreepioMy favorite thing about this gif is how neither of the other two snowtroopers try to help their partner, they're just like "NOPE" and close the door.
"I'm fine. I have something in my eye, that's all. [sobs] ...I have something in my other eye. [sobbing] I have something in my heart..."
one time my teacher gave me an F on a paper and wrote “see me after school” on it and i was stressing all day about it but when i went later to ask her what was wrong with it she changed the F to an A and said “you were pissing me off this week i wanted you to suffer for a few hours” and i didnt trust her for the rest of the year
"is it a boy or a girl?" the new mother says eagerly, after having her baby. "What does it matter? It’s not a shiny" says the doctor, releasing the newborn into the wild.
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/194iwu3pe6b3ugif/ku-medium.gif)YOINK!
I was without heat, hot water, gas, and electric for three months in the winter, a couple of years ago. I actually started to like cold showers.
I ALSO WALKED UPHILL BOTH WAYS IN THE SNOW WITHOUT SHOES
Big Hugs KittyMan, that cat makes that sad little Elmo toy look like a piece of shit.
Muad'Dib!?
iono, its the name of the little desert mice on the planet Arakis. When Paul Atreides was in exile and was taken in by the Fremen her took that name as his Fremen name. Its from Dune.
(http://i.imgur.com/F5iTjVS.jpg)
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This little man made out of dinosaurs has a more exciting life than I do.
So my friend gave her rabbit a cherry . . .(http://i.imgur.com/jr9kc.jpg)
I'm hoping this doesn't make anyone feel uncomfortable (the intent is quite the contrary) but I find it weird that the media's expectation of "beauty" is so warped they have to change models appearances (http://imgur.com/gallery/xFCob) so much to attain that "perfect form" that is unrealistic. I feel bad for the models, sure they get paid but really the people who edit and manage the shoots are still saying you are unattractive on your own. :-\They need one that's much slower.
on a separate note, I need to watch attack of the show more often
Conversations with my mother (http://mkopas.net/files/conversations/conversations.html)
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1385409_610174942354147_364906794_n.jpg)Uh-oh. Rain's-a-comin'. Better build a boat.
meanwhile, in the land of Oz:
(http://i.imgur.com/onAy8mH.gif)
...no? Unless you're saying she was doing it on purpose to get a necklace like bruise or something? I don't know where you're coming from.
DROP BEAR! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
DROP BEAR! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!no man its a wombat, drop bears are koalas...no one ever gets the drop bear reference at work. :cry:
http://news.yahoo.com/captain-kirk-navy-destroyer-135551630.htmlNot only Kirk but James Kirk? I do hope that as soon as he was promoted to Captain, he legally changed his middle name to Tiberius. If that was already his middle name, then it seems that he has lived up to it.
This is a real thing.
I don't know how the Navy works. Can you be temporary captain of a commissioned but inactive ship? They're probably too Serious and Businesslike to put him in command of CVN-65 for a day.Military? Serious? lol... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Line-crossing_ceremony)
Children in snake catchers families in Srikakulam district of Andhrapradesh play with dangerous snakes. These people are very poor to purchase toys, so that they give snakes as toys to their children to play.
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aBKKqZD_460sa.gif)
Darwin at work.. I really think we should just take the warning labels off of things and let the population thin itself.. along with invalidating any lawsuits that arise from the result of stupidity.
I have been "poisoned" by the movie Idiocracy and whenever I see stupid crap like what that person is doing.. it makes me fear that we are just heading there that much quicker.
Peanuts aren't nuts, though.
Peanuts aren't nuts, though.
Obviously we don't see things the same way and this isn't going to end well.
Edit: PeaNUT... *sigh*
"Yes! Oh, yes! I've been dreaming of this day! Can I make my wish now and become a magical girl?"
"And most important of all: You are not a girl, dude. You're a dude."
Side note, I fucking despised the original Spider Man movies, the reboot was tits.
I'd buy that for a dollar!
(http://i.imgur.com/ZWOxAdR.jpg)
Re: Warning labels-The problem is that these labels all exist because somewhere, someone did the thing that the label warned against ...
How about we just get rid of the really stupid ones? Some of my personal favorites:
"Do not eat" (iPod shuffle)
"Do not use while sleeping" (Vidal Sassoon Hair Dryer)
"Do not put child inside" (Rubbermaid storage bin)
"Safety goggles recommended" (letter opener)
"May cause drowsiness" (Nytol sleeping pills)
Then again, if we got rid of all the really absurd warning labels, we'd have one less thing in the world to laugh about :-D
That whole thing is crazy, but the neck stretching bit is downright terrifying.
Check again (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,29268.msg1198049.html#msg1198049) mate :-D
and no you didn't Lee :P
Am considering running to the supermarket to buy treats for trick or treaters. I can hear them in the street but no one has rung my doorbell yet. But I am about to go out for two hours - probably no point. Booo, I wanna see cute little kids in costumes.
In the Star Trek primary timeline, there have been nine space craft named EnterpriseAnd the Soviet space program never existed, at least according to ST:Enterprise's notorious opening credits... Actually, if you look carefully, you can see a Soyuz (or possibly Progress) docked with the ISS, but that hardly excuses omitting the first artificial orbital satellite (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sputnik_1), and the first man (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuri_Gagarin), and the first woman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentina_Tereshkova) in space...
The botanical definition of nut and the common culinary definition of nut are different, and each is valid in its own sphere of usageMuch as shellfish, lobsters etc. are classified by cooks as fish, when cows, pigs, sheep and human beings are more closely related to fish than they are.
I can skip the MRAP though. Those things are terrible.I think it's got that W40K look; ugly, massive, clunky, top-heavy... Just paint it some impractical colour like red, put some skulls on it, and you're done!
In the Star Trek primary timeline, there have been nine space craft named EnterpriseAnd the Soviet space program never existed, at least according to ST:Enterprise's notorious opening credits... Actually, if you look carefully, you can see a Soyuz (or possibly Progress) docked with the ISS, but that hardly excuses omitting the first artificial orbital satellite (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sputnik_1), and the first man (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuri_Gagarin), and the first woman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentina_Tereshkova) in space...
I can skip the MRAP though. Those things are terrible.I think it's got that W40K look; ugly, massive, clunky, top-heavy... Just paint it some impractical colour like red, put some skulls on it, and you're done!
I got home mid-afternoon, and since I live on the first floor (second floor to you USAians)...
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb2q7cfWxC1qc5nvmo1_1280.jpg)I don't get this... apparently I'm missing something.
They're pretty shitty.
I got home mid-afternoon, and since I live on the first floor (second floor to you USAians)...
So I curious... do they call the first floor the basement? Or like Ground Zero or something?
Baby face after shaveA... Are you me?
(http://www.freshcharacters.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/give_a_flower_by_shichigoro756_thumb.jpg)I can skip the MRAP though. Those things are terrible.I think it's got that W40K look; ugly, massive, clunky, top-heavy... Just paint it some impractical colour like red, put some skulls on it, and you're done!
Baby face after shaveA... Are you me?
Seriously though, this is enough of a thing that if there isn't a word for it, there should be.
Baby face after shaveA... Are you me?
Seriously though, this is enough of a thing that if there isn't a word for it, there should be.
Last time I shaved everyone thought I was in high school
Aww... I want an Anna :(me too buddy...me too. :cry:
going through some youtube favorites:
my wife saw tht photoshop thing on FB.
it totally disgusted her.
"small wonder Anorexia and Buliemia are such huge problems. Look at the un-natural and unrealistic ideals that society is trying to judge people with."
I wish there was one of those with a guy: just to prove that I can't compete with Photoshop.
Video Game Name Generator (http://videogamena.me/)
Eternal Tetris BoxingVideo Game Name Generator (http://videogamena.me/)
Transvestite Equestrian Fight Club
Transvestite Crowbar 3000
Lovely Battle Dudes
Transvestite Spelunking - Hot Pursuit
In a row! Ugh! :oops:
My results:I agree
Dance Dance Office Melee: Yes.
"Adult Cat Finder"? Kinky.
Can't tell if army or marines storming the castle
Can't tell if army or marines storming the castle
(http://i.imgur.com/CmwHimS.jpg)
Because she’s deaf and can read lips/gestures. Which explains why she’s so fearless and how great courage is at charades.
Johnny Turbo's Ice Cream Girl
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/757c315c01382c9af05838fc36918f3d/tumblr_mjjff3tQ5y1ql2603o1_500.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/be77f67b7c40b3366d045263eba50e42/tumblr_mvtmogdCsE1qayy2qo1_1280.jpg)
#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck #and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla
Though I may not have a problem with tall women I sometimes do worry they feel awkward about dating a short guy.YES. THIS. YES.
I'm 5'5" honestly hugging or kissing and having her bend over makes me worry she thinks she's making out with a child...but I'm a manly man dammit!Though I may not have a problem with tall women I sometimes do worry they feel awkward about dating a short guy.YES. THIS. YES.
I'm a short fella as well (166 cm)... It took me quite a while to get used to the idea of being short forever and I think I got it past me. But worrying that it's awkward for the girl is something I still can't shake off.
Then again, the girls I dated were a bit shorter than me although the last one I dated was shorter only by a few cms so it was kind of funny when she put heels on. She didn't care though.
More non-sense.. too much point making :)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/4a803fce3bb36ef33938c4cf6d12bc0a/tumblr_ml5z3jWecq1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
I'm a short fella as well (166 cm)...
I'm 5'5"Both taller than I am! Significantly! Below, iMarine Classic meets iMarine Nanos!
The only people I've dated who have been shorter than me were female, because I'm quite short - two of my male exes were at least a foot taller than me. I find it odd if women say "I could never date someone shorter than me" because really, that's your deal-breaker?
Unrelated pointless that doesn't reflect at all one of my first strange feelings as a child:
(http://i.imgur.com/fZU35td.gif?1)
Yep. Hair is so damn out of reg, and the uniform irregularities. *rages*I would date a marine woman. Sparing would be interesting. :-P
Course pretty girls are Marines, google Shannon Ihrke if you have some time and like cute blondes. She's a Sergeant of Marines in the reserves.
Unless you're talking 'bout Mermaids!I was :-D
Shannon Ihrke.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-64oDtp7HFWM/TlG423kPH8I/AAAAAAAAGaE/rEkmmQbCs70/s1600/101.jpg)
Gott im Himmel!
-swoon-
fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.
On the other side I love tall men. Especially tall, skinny men. Tall, skinny men with long hair and thick stubble.
http://tomandlorenzo.com/2013/11/miss-universe-2013-national-costumes-part-2.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+tlofeed+%28Tom+%26+Lorenzo%29&utm_content=FaceBook
Oh sweet goddess I am laughing so hard. My entire office is looking at me like I'm insane.
I do get the criticism she gets though, namely that she uses the Marine Corps and her position as a Marine to help fuel her modeling career.Why is that grounds for criticism as long as she does her duty? Suppose she was a guy, who got a job as, say, a mechanic with a "leg up" from being a Marine. Would that be criticised similarly? I think not, and smell misogynism, or at the least sexism.
(http://i.imgur.com/ML7mj50.jpg)We're gonna need a new Jeb!
(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1461002_181478388723015_540748089_n.jpg)Wait they DO?
∩____∩Simply awesome.
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Hitler tea kettleHahaha, that is amazing. Are they really going to stop selling the tea kettle, though? "Haha, this ad kinda looks like Hitler!" is good exposure, if I was them I'd just leave it.
My gran and my auntie are on TV, on the quiz show Pointless right now. I'm not even joking.Aww ... I missed it. And I like pointless.
yeah! thanks for killing my mom!
I'm told these are being launched in Target next week...
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BX-v-WpCIAAGXDg.png)
I'm told these are being launched in Target next week...
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/f9a541708a9eac0d50ba04ae29d98f81/tumblr_mw47s0oinX1qzk2upo1_400.gif)
scarf thingIs "Jet Setter" a fancy word for "Lazy Bastard"? You didn't do anything with it except fling it over your shoulder.
I particularly like the contrast between the photo and Paul's signature.
"Jet Setter" is more like how old pilots wore theirs.Quotescarf thingIs "Jet Setter" a fancy word for "Lazy Bastard"? You didn't do anything with it except fling it over your shoulder.
The Connoisseur reminds me of Christopher Walken's character in Seven Psychopaths :)
I thought we had something. You met my family, made me dinner, and even called me honey. Now, suddenly you’re a “waitress” who was “doing her job?”
was this from always sunny or something? Sounds familiar.(click to show/hide)
The question doesn't prohibit the player from visiting a Pokemon Center while doing this, though...
(http://i.imgur.com/S84BANr.jpg)
My sister asked if she could borrow my laptop because her 'superior in every way' mac just basically pooed itself into a comatosed state of uselessness. I found her yelling at the thing to load, screaming 'My mac could have started up 7 times by now! How do you live with this?!' Little did she know that, this is my wallpaper . . .
That Dog reminded me of this.A tap-dancing Clark Gable!!! My mind is blown!
GIF
(http://i.imgur.com/axZaIiQ.jpg)Except calling him "Red" is no more accurate than calling him "Ash". Also what is that picture from? Also...wait, what the hell? Was there an actual series about the character from the first gen Pokemon games? WHY?
Why did they name them Red/Blue, though?
the games Red and Blue.The name in the games depends on whether you're playing Red or Blue, and Red/Blue are just one of the three options it gives (not even counting the infinite possibilities of making your own). What makes "Red" the canon name for the game?
the games Red and Blue.The name in the games depends on whether you're playing Red or Blue, and Red/Blue are just one of the three options it gives (not even counting the infinite possibilities of making your own). What makes "Red" the canon name for the game?
He's called Red in the games too, so it's Game Freak canon.
First time I watched Thor was with Sasha and she kept telling me "Don't think too hard about it. Just enjoy it as an action movie"http://humoncomics.com/thor-movie (http://humoncomics.com/thor-movie)
I wasn't the least angry or butthurt and actually thought it was quite fun, but my mind kept going "This is wrong! This is all wrong!" and it carried over to the Avengers movie. Every time Thor and Loki opened their mouths my brain went "Ynhljbasfsgdb!!!*blue screen*"
AND HERE WE SEE THE NASTY, VICIOUS PITBULL IN IT’S HORRIFYING NATURAL HABITAT(http://i.imgur.com/KDjoF2s.jpg)
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Lil' Guardian PyroWow, that was seriously cool.
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There's a Google video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVGp8Z8Yb28&noredirect=1) explaining the change; when I checked it had 2,436 likes and 51,706 dislikes.Those dislikes, holy crap.
I wonder how much force she can actually deliver with that axe kick. I personally avoid those because I can deliver signifcantly more force with literally any other kick besides a snap kick, and I feel the axe kick leaves you significantly more vulnerable and exposed. (Off balance, etc)
I love it, how is it worse than BK's current one?
New avatar, yes or no?All hail the hypno-cat!(click to show/hide)
It sounds like some kind of satanic summoning or something... really good to creep someone out :evil:
I love it, how is it worse than BK's current one?
[g-major wrecking ball]
I posted it because it's actually true.. lol.. nutella is *awesome*
Co-founder of Youtube; his first comment in 8 years(http://25.media.tumblr.com/ead5626641e16e9f9af0c58062627bb6/tumblr_mw12tgcURl1qzmowao1_1280.png)
"Are you a Sailor Scout?"
"I’m sailor Freddie Mercury."
(http://i.imgur.com/8yLaN6t.gif)Dogs are the best :laugh:
Pup: Oh, so that's what that feels like. Hmm.(click to show/hide)
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My mom just told me you’re not a woman until you get blood on nearly every pair of pants you love. I was like, “what if you don’t have periods?” And she said “I didn’t say it had to be your own.”
not sure if this requires a spoiler for religious overtones but to be safe:(click to show/hide)
is--is this a knitted onesy?
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I love everything about this video. The art style, the music, the comedy...
Although I would of picked to be one of those succubus girls as my reward :evil:
Although I would of picked to be one of those succubus girls as my reward :evil:based on the internet I think having the succubus girls would end up being more of a punishment when you really think about it...
don't know what that is
Although I would of picked to be one of those succubus girls as my reward :evil:based on the internet I think having the succubus girls would end up being more of a punishment when you really think about it...But Fushia's relationship with Crimney in the webcomic "Sinfest" is probably the most adorable thing I have ever seen. :-*(click to show/hide)
This exploded on imgur.some kids did a dramatization!
Rooftop Breakup (http://imgur.com/gallery/SK65a)
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Awwww...the cat we had when I was a kid did that... :cry:
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O.O I want a fluffer dog!I hope you meant fluffy, I really do.
Awwww...the cat we had when I was a kid did that... :cry:
@pwhodges: that's a cute picture...but you didn't answer my question. :-) May have to check the show out some day though.
its floofy! Why what does Fluffer mean where you're at? :?
does she throw knives telekineticly. :lol:@pwhodges: that's a cute picture...but you didn't answer my question. :-) May have to check the show out some day though.
What didn't I answer?
(http://i.imgur.com/mKXJ7wm.gif)Nope. But this is the fun side of self defence. you know ... where all those serious bastards with thier black belts show that they have a sense of humour.
Watched this several times and still don't know if it's a viable option if you got a gun to your head.
Can you do kip-ups (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2F1MtzFw2c), too, though? They are fucking hard to do, and seem to be somewhere in the same skillset. Also, most people aren't as fit as soliders on active duty.
(http://i.imgur.com/kV8GkLo.gif)But outbidding someone by $1 is statistically the best way to win (at least if you're the last person to bid). Why would I want to decrease my chance of winning?
But outbidding someone by $1 is statistically the best way to win (at least if you're the last person to bid). Why would I want to decrease my chance of winning?(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdce84L3151ry1q8i.gif)
Either that trash thing has been reposted constantly, or I just keep seeing it in all the image threads I go to. o.OThat's not an either/or, that's a cause and effect.
I did...I didn't get any affect.You're just too grounded in reality then :(
My ideal house, as long as I got cable internet and pizza delivery...Meh... No drawbridge.
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'tis the season.
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(http://31.media.tumblr.com/03f978892761d46a4d9c810b0db460ef/tumblr_mwvz02YJg91qz6f9yo6_500.png)I want nobody to show up one day, so the pastor has to talk to an empty chair.
Tintin. As in the book/movie character. It has the quiff as well.
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When I was growing up, a stray rooster showed up once. Nastiest fucker you ever met...
Well, except to the one stray cat that he loved.
Yes, in that way.
When I was growing up, a stray rooster showed up once. Nastiest fucker you ever met...
Well, except to the one stray cat that he loved.
Yes, in that way.
It's all part of the cycle of nature when cocks and pussies get together.
Lol at "Further South Dakota" for Nebraska and "Nebraska" for Missouri. (Also Big Scotland)
So who can correctly label the counties of England?
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What you get if you ask people from the UK to label the U.S. states...
States (http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/its-thanksgiving-so-we-asked-some-brits-to-label-the-us-stat)
So who can correctly label the counties of England?
So who can correctly label the counties of England?
Most of them did a lot worse. The first one in the link only labeled Texas and California.What you get if you ask people from the UK to label the U.S. states...
States (http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/its-thanksgiving-so-we-asked-some-brits-to-label-the-us-stat)
In that one they didn't label anything for New Hampshire at all...
Actually that's kind of a good point. I wonder how much Crusader Kings 2 has taught me....
can I get a source on the werewolf thingy? its awesome!
Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…
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greatest first impression ever!
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"YOU. YOU ARE FUCKING AMAZING, MAN," Calvin said. "I FUCKING LOVE THIS. WHAT IS THIS, YOU KNOW. I’VE NEVER EVEN SEEN SNOW BEFORE."
He stopped and looked around. “I DON’T EVEN… I MEAN, WHERE ARE WE.”
Hobbes smiled.
"HOBBES, DUDE," Calvin said, "THIS IS MENTAL, DUDE. LET’S BUILD A FUCKING SNOWMAN. LET’S MAKE A TOBOGGAN AND DO SOME JUMPS!" He peered through the snow and tried to figure out where the shed was.
"DUDE, DUDE. WHERE DID YOU SAY WE WERE?" He looked at Hobbes. "H-MAN. TALK TO ME. Don’t you think we should head back?"
Once again, Hobbes said nothing.
Calvin started to feel a little nervous. He’d never seen Hobbes like this before. “Hobbes, man, come on. Knock it off. It’s snowing, dude. What if we can’t see our footprints on the way back?”
Hobbes turned to him. “We’re not going back,” he said quietly.
"Bro, what?" Calvin said, pulling his jacket tighter around him. "It’s fucking snowing and I’m getting pretty fucking cold over here and you’re not even wearing any fucking pants." Calvin noticed that Hobbes had tears in his eyes, and as he watched the tears cracked and went translucent and Calvin realised that they’d just frozen in front of him.
Hobbes held his shoulders. “Calvin. You’re growing up, kid. Soon you won’t need me anymore.”
"The fuck I won’t!" Calvin shouted. "Jesus, man! We’ve fucking talked about this! I’m not just gonna take you down to the daycare centre like this Toy Story 3 or some shit. You’re coming with me!"
Hobbes shook his head. “They always say that. I can’t let it happen again. I can’t go back to being just another raggedy toy tiger for some kid to puke on. Do you know how old that gets, Calvin? Do you?”
He looked at the boy sadly. “This time, you’re coming with me, Cal. It’s going to end here. Today. Isn’t this how you’d want to die, Calvin? Out on an adventure with your best friend?”
Calvin shook his head in terror. “Hobbes, please, Hobbes, man, you have to come home with me!” He looked around wildly. “We came from, uh… What…” By now, their footprints had completely disappeared.
"It’s over, kid," Hobbes said gently, "Too late. This is where it ends. C’mere and give me a hug."
Calvin started sobbing. “This is fucked, man. This is so fucked up. I’m just a kid, dude. I’m too young to die.”
Hobbes put his arms around him and hugged him tightly. “No one’s ever too young to die, Calvin,” he whispered in his ear.
....well there is only one way to prevent that. Tim Burton must die.
I kind of wish I had more disposable income...Yep, me too.
PM sent, you have been warned of the disgusting content :popcorn:
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I kind of wish I had more disposable income...I havnt played pokemon since gold/silver, but the new one that came out recently looks fun! I would have to buy the system and the game (thats a ton of money to throw down for one game...granted playing ocarina of time again would be fun). I kind of want the fennic fox looking starter...but I know I can get charmander back, but having 2 fire types sound like a bad strategy. Plus the whole thing is in poke-france. I think all previous ones were poke-japan?
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Quotepetition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.
I JUST BUSTED OUT LAUGHIGN BECAUSE WHEN I WAS 9 MY FAVORITE ANIMAL WAS A COUGAR SO I WOULD GOOGLE PICTURES OF COUGARS SO I COULD TRY TO DRAW THEM AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED WHEN I WOULD GET WEIRD LOOKING PICTURES OF MIDDLE AGED WOMEN AND I JUST REALIZED WHY
Also I googled cougar with the safe search filter off. There wasn't anything. Till like 10 pages down there was a woman with excessive photoshop/make up in a skimpy outfit with a cougar (mountain lion) on a leash, so that tumblr idiot is full of shit.Search engine bubbling, dude. The guy's dad probably did some interesting searches himself.
Quotewe live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the policeWell the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
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(http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/lsd_toilet.jpg)Soak the entire roll in a pitcher of water and drink up.
Steam is telling me that my download speed peaked at three and a half billion gigabytes/sec.Holy shit! Where do you live? I want your internet.
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What.
Steam is telling me that my download speed peaked at three and a half billion gigabytes/sec.Holy shit! Where do you live? I want your internet.
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What.
"Hey, the entire Ubisoft library is on sale! Let's click on that, start the download... and done."
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"why should they be allowed to [be different] from what's normal here?"
Maybe I'm not doing the math right in my head (haven't had any caffeine yet today) but isn't 4.8 KB/s really slow?Steam is telling me that my download speed peaked at three and a half billion gigabytes/sec.Holy shit! Where do you live? I want your internet.
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What.
"Hey, the entire Ubisoft library is on sale! Let's click on that, start the download... and done."
The difference being the one on the right doesn't have a choice in the matterIts a choice here in the states.
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Wtf is this...?
Omg.. kitties! :D
Hey look! A kitty :D
Well, yeah. At the point that pic was taken, there wasn't much activity... but it shows as having peaked at over 3 EXAbytes a second. It would be difficult to think what couldn't be transmitted instantly over that kind of speed.Maybe I'm not doing the math right in my head (haven't had any caffeine yet today) but isn't 4.8 KB/s really slow?Steam is telling me that my download speed peaked at three and a half billion gigabytes/sec.Holy shit! Where do you live? I want your internet.
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What.
"Hey, the entire Ubisoft library is on sale! Let's click on that, start the download... and done."
Just to clarify, the 4.8KB/s was kinda fast for my normal internet speeds. I need better internets.Well, yeah. At the point that pic was taken, there wasn't much activity... but it shows as having peaked at over 3 EXAbytes a second. It would be difficult to think what couldn't be transmitted instantly over that kind of speed.Maybe I'm not doing the math right in my head (haven't had any caffeine yet today) but isn't 4.8 KB/s really slow?Steam is telling me that my download speed peaked at three and a half billion gigabytes/sec.Holy shit! Where do you live? I want your internet.
(http://i.imgur.com/PzS6SUc.jpg)
What.
"Hey, the entire Ubisoft library is on sale! Let's click on that, start the download... and done."
Someone posted a sign above the water fountains here that says "Do not spit in the water fountains. Do spit in the trash cans." I've been considering modifying the sign to read "Do not spit in the trash cans, either. That's disgusting." :psyduck:So if you happen to sniff (it is winter after all) and suddenly find a wad of mucus in your mouth/throat, your inclination is to swallow it? Ick.
I hate it when I do try to spit it out and it gets stuck on my lip and flops outwards, sticking to the outside of my lip.Someone posted a sign above the water fountains here that says "Do not spit in the water fountains. Do spit in the trash cans." I've been considering modifying the sign to read "Do not spit in the trash cans, either. That's disgusting." :psyduck:So if you happen to sniff (it is winter after all) and suddenly find a wad of mucus in your mouth/throat, your inclination is to swallow it? Ick.
Why does Queen get's an unnecessary apostrophe?
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One group had Freddy Mercury. The other did not.
In a couple of them the kids have it coming.
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her face is priceless (I put in spoiler just in case anyone is grossed out with spitting in a sports event)
her face is priceless (I put in spoiler just in case anyone is grossed out with spitting in a sports event)
OH FOR GOD'S SAKE :psyduck:
I'm done here.
her face is priceless (I put in spoiler just in case anyone is grossed out with spitting in a sports event)
OH FOR GOD'S SAKE :psyduck:
Are you objecting to the spitting or the spitting-spoilering? Personally I think being considerate of people's feelings is a positive; it's hardly difficult to click a spoiler button.
So who do you think has to wake him?(http://screencrave.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Evil-Queen-Close-Up-.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/x7ihAa5.gif)Finn: One moment, Jake. I must tend to that puddle over there.
Rich surprises his wife Sara with a little pup she thought had already been adopted. She was...by Rich!
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We apologize for our recent tweet in remembrance of Pearl Harbor Day. We meant to pay respect, not to offend.
I later learned it was over eighty years ago, when she said she'd never let go. Then she let go. I sank, and I sank fast, and everything was so cold, colder than I thought possible. All of a sudden I couldn't move, like I'd been encased in ice. It was oddly comforting, and I slept, never expecting to wake up. I didn't dream much, but when I did, it was always of her. Then all of a sudden I woke up. I looked up and the ice had started to crack. I was able to stick my arm out and I saw what had caused the crack, it was a blue stone. The Heart of the Fucking Ocean had awoken me from my eternal slumber. Suddenly I realized I was underwater, and grabbing the stone, swam up as fast as I could. I got to the surface, and oddly enough, there was a pair of sunglasses floating there, which was good, since it was bright out. I looked up and saw the person who had thrown in the stone and for a brief moment I saw her. "Rose?", I asked myself. "No, that can't be her, that woman's ancient...unless...how long was I under?" Luckily the boat was close enough so I was able to swim to it and attract the attention of someone on board, who lowered a life raft. I grabbed onto it, and if I knew what I was getting myself into...well, I'd still have grabbed the fucking thing, the ocean was still cold!
That version's played out.
The better version:
There are 10 types of people in the world:(click to show/hide)
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner.
Whilst I think stuff like that is adorable and really cute, I always feel bad for the future kid who discovers that it wasn't true and it was all an elaborate, if lovingly-meant, hoax. I was gutted when I discovered the was no tooth fairy.How is it any worse than Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny or, for that matter, any particular deity?
The vaunted differences between the katana and the longsword are largely myth.
First off: longswords are nowhere near as heavy as everyone thinks they are, the weight difference between an average longsword and an average katana is very slight.
Second: Longswords are not just random hack and slash weapons. THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS JUST RANDOM HACK AND SLASH WEAPONS EVERY WEAPON IN THE WORLD REQUIRES SKILL AND FINESSE! To use a longsword requires precision and training and skill. If you think the longsword requires no skill I suggest you try fighting a master, or go read The Flower of Battle by Fiore dei Liberi.
Third: The structural differences between a katana and a longsword make little to no functional difference.
The reason the katana is so narrow and has a slight curve has nothing to do with functionality and EVERYTHING to do with iron being very rare in Japan.
The curve on a katana is only enough to help increase the cutting length while using the minimum of material.
The differences between Katana technique and longsword technique are about as large as the differences between Italian longsword technique and German longsword technique.
Because there’s only so much you can do with a long sharp piece of metal.
Fourth: The Katana did not evolve. They came up with one design and never changed it for thousands of years, not once. The design process of the longsword is well documented, it went through thousands of permutations and redesigns to make it more efficient, more useful and more adaptable.
Fifth: Longsowrds took a fuckton of work and preparation. Ok, I’m about to burst your bubble here, but bear with me because you’re going to learn something.
When the Japanese developed their folded steel technique it was in response to the fact that their iron ore was not only rare, it was also so full of impurities it was brittle and pretty awful at being a weapon.
All the Japanese folded steel technique really did was bring their steel up to the quality that was standard in most European steel.
Why do I say Japanese folded steel?
BECAUSE THE REST OF THE WORLD HAD ALREADY GOTTEN THERE ABOUT A THOUSAND YEARS BEFOREHAND!
Japanese Folded Steel is primitive compared to some of the shit we were producing for weapons at the same time in Europe.
And do you want to know who the masters of that were? THE FUCKING VIKINGS!
Japanese folded steel involves hammering one piece of steel into a fucking sandwhich over and over and over again.
Viking folded steel involves taking separate rods of Iron (For a flexible core) and Steel (for a hard edge) AND FUCKING BRAIDING THEM TOGETHER! LITERALLY BRAIDING TWO DIFFERENT KINDS OF METAL IN THREE OR MORE PIECES TOGETHER AND THEN HAMMERING THAT INTO A SWORD! JUST TRY AND TELL ME THAT’S NOT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING YOU’VE EVER HEARD!
Sixth: The Katana was a backup weapon. It was literally the last resort. It got a lot of reverence in bushido because of how pretty it was and for no other reason. But the chief weapon of the samurai was actually their Kyu (longbow) followed by their Naginata (A spear, which was essentially like a katana on a stick and WAY more effective) or their Tetsu bo (A big conical wooden club covered in iron studs) and then if none of that worked then they would use the katana.
Seventh: The function of a longsword depends on the historical period you’re thinking of. In the 15th century and onward they were for dealing with plate armour and their design changed to reflect that.
But they existed long before then and had many different functions, people of each period tailoring them for their specific needs.
Eighth: Swords are expensive. Doesn’t matter what period or country you’re in a sword is a LOT of metal and metal is ALWAYS expensive.
In almost every culture spears and axes were FAR more common than swords.
This caused a widespread phenomenon that historians/archaeologists/folklorists refer to as “the cult of the sword” where the rarity and beauty of swords causes them to become an object of reverence.
Almost every culture that developed swords also developed a weird spiritual reverence for them. The cult of the sword died off FAR later in Japan than it did in Europe which is why katanas have so much reverence and mythology attached to them even into the modern age.
Ninth: Stop idealising other cultures because they’re over there.
Whilst I think stuff like that is adorable and really cute, I always feel bad for the future kid who discovers that it wasn't true and it was all an elaborate, if lovingly-meant, hoax. I was gutted when I discovered the was no tooth fairy.How is it any worse than Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny or, for that matter, any particular deity?
THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS JUST RANDOM HACK AND SLASH WEAPONS EVERY WEAPON IN THE WORLD REQUIRES SKILL AND FINESSE! To use a longsword requires precision and training and skill
I love how that scene was originally supposed to be this fencing thing between Indy with his whip and the swordsman blocking whip strikes and advancing, and because Harrison Ford had the shits, they reworked it to just shooting him. That's just glorious.actually he just did it on a whim, the swordsman acted along with it (for laughs) and the directors ended up keeping it, felt it was more tuned to how the character would react...much to the dismay of the swordsman who was exited to have his own long scene in a movie.
I thought Ford improv'ed it?They probably have some of the major details right by pure luck, along with plenty wrong, but that doesn't mean that he isn't real.
There's no proof that Santa doesn't exist.
I thought Ford improv'ed it?They probably have some of the major details right by pure luck, along with plenty wrong, but that doesn't mean that he isn't real.
I think my approach will be similar to the one in the blog post I linked; to tell my children about Saint Nicholas and how the story about him has morphed into Santa, discuss the traditions (not just the UK ones but other countries too), and warn them not to ruin the game for other children.It's just an annual nation-wide theater play. There's no reason it can't be just as fun if the children know that as well.
@Blue kitty: if anything my post was about stop idolizing swords period. Go Indy!
And that is what happens when a masterfully crafted scalpel collides with a masterfully crafted guillotine.
Does nobody understand that longswords and katanas are two different kinds of tool?Longswords are essentially sharpened fucksticks designed to destroy the shit out of anything resembling armor that comes their way. They shatter bone, jelly flesh, and essentially fuck people up by sheer inexorable force of being a goddamn sharp steel bar.
Katanas don’t do that.They’re not meant to withstand collision with armor or a brick wall or a charging fully outfitted warhorsebecause the circumstances of its development didn’t call for that. It’s a precision instrument. It’s designed to be lightweight, outmaneuver, and find weak spots, not go barreling into people hack-n-slashing your way to victory. It’s a specialized tool.
In a sense this reflects a core difference between cultures; katanas are a shitton of work and preparation to make the execution as efficient and streamlined as possible, while longswords are more durably and simply made in response to a climate that would require a soldier to be a one-man battering ram in battle.
I think someone confused Harrison Ford for Santa...
And yes, Santa is real. But he died a long time ago. (Saint Nicholas.)
Right, GM, ignore my response, ha. Yeah, Ford did improv it.Wait, if he improvised it, why was the gun already loaded with blanks?
on SwordsFor obvious reasons, I am no fan of katana-fetishisation, and I know nothing much about European swords or swordsmanship, but the credibility of the passage you quoted is blown out of the water, piled up on shore, dried out and burned to ashes by this piece of ahistorical drivel:
Fourth: The Katana did not evolve. They came up with one design and never changed it for thousands of years, not once. The design process of the longsword is well documented, it went through thousands of permutations and redesigns to make it more efficient, more useful and more adaptable.
Ninth: Stop idealising other cultures because they’re over there.Because it is much better to piss on other cultures without taking the trouble to learn about them, right?
for other scenes probably they were to shoot in the day, no pun intendedRight, GM, ignore my response, ha. Yeah, Ford did improv it.Wait, if he improvised it, why was the gun already loaded with blanks?
Does nobody understand that longswords and katanas are two different kinds of tool?Longswords are essentially sharpened fucksticks designed to destroy the shit out of anything resembling armor that comes their way. They shatter bone, jelly flesh, and essentially fuck people up by sheer inexorable force of being a goddamn sharp steel bar.Ironically, when looking at a longsword and katana from the edge, the katana more resembles a steel bar IMO, whereas most longswords have a subtle taper in the blade along its length that, along with the fuller, redistributes the balance point closer to the hilt and lightens the blade. The two swords are rather close in weight; once you get longswords that are 46-48"+ do they start to consistently outweigh katanas.
Katanas don’t do that.They’re not meant to withstand collision with armor or a brick wall or a charging fully outfitted warhorsebecause the circumstances of its development didn’t call for that. It’s a precision instrument. It’s designed to be lightweight, outmaneuver, and find weak spots, not go barreling into people hack-n-slashing your way to victory. It’s a specialized tool.
Did European swordsmiths also do the trick with frozen-in stresses in the blade to put the edge under compression and thus allow a more brittle steel there than would normally be functional??
Not all Japanese swords are katana. Not even all Japanese swords that look like katana, to the untutored fanboy eye, are katana. The katana was a fairly late development in Japanese sword design, not "thousands of years" old,True. The 15th century IIRC is when true katanas as we know them appeared. Its 'ancestors', such as the tachi, were around for a few centuries before them. And the first Japanese swords (those that have archaeological evidence) are either Chinese jian or copied from Chinese swords.
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Canada's largest warships are 15 Frigates and Destroyers, in the 5000 ton range.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleet_of_the_Royal_Canadian_Navy#Warships
Lots of things here are funny.Nah. Loads of things have to do with feels as well.
That's part of the point.SIR, THAT WORD HAS NO PLACE HERE.
Canada's largest warships are 15 Frigates and Destroyers, in the 5000 ton range.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleet_of_the_Royal_Canadian_Navy#Warships
We call those "Row Boats" in the U.S. Navy.
At the end of WW2, Canada had the third biggest surface navy on the planet.
The US is always the elephant on affairs of defense.
That's part of the point.SIR, THAT WORD HAS NO PLACE HERE.
Canada's largest warships are 15 Frigates and Destroyers, in the 5000 ton range.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleet_of_the_Royal_Canadian_Navy#Warships
We call those "Row Boats" in the U.S. Navy.
At the end of WW2, Canada had the third biggest surface navy on the planet.
The US is always the elephant on affairs of defense.
Key word: "Had"
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Canada's largest warships are 15 Frigates and Destroyers, in the 5000 ton range.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleet_of_the_Royal_Canadian_Navy#Warships
We call those "Row Boats" in the U.S. Navy.
At the end of WW2, Canada had the third biggest surface navy on the planet.
The US is always the elephant on affairs of defense.
Key word: "Had"
Actually, the net effect of NATO/NORAD is that a bunch of countries have the biggest military in the world, and we all let someone else pay for it.
Evan does bring up a valid point though. We should solve our issues financially in the United States by collecting our back taxes for defense of Europe.Wasn't our defense of France their collecting of back taxes for the Revolutionary War?
I don't know whether I can be part of the sword discussion. Am I sufficiently edgy?You have to be sharp to keep up. This is some cutting edge stuff.
Canada's largest warships are 15 Frigates and Destroyers, in the 5000 ton range.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleet_of_the_Royal_Canadian_Navy#Warships
We call those "Row Boats" in the U.S. Navy.
At the end of WW2, Canada had the third biggest surface navy on the planet.
The US is always the elephant on affairs of defense.
Key word: "Had"
Actually, the net effect of NATO/NORAD is that a bunch of countries have the biggest military in the world, and we all let someone else pay for it.
Oh god I can see forever.
Evan does bring up a valid point though. We should solve our issues financially in the United States by collecting our back taxes for defense of Europe.Wasn't our defense of France their collecting of back taxes for the Revolutionary War?
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/32075a1c149c5ebe19d062456b6e0457/tumblr_mfkefxYyTj1rhpn4yo1_400.jpg)Ha, took me a moment.
Whilst I think stuff like that is adorable and really cute, I always feel bad for the future kid who discovers that it wasn't true and it was all an elaborate, if lovingly-meant, hoax. I was gutted when I discovered the was no tooth fairy.
Goddess on the mountain top
Burning like a silver flame
The summit of beauty and love
And Barmy was her name
She's gutted! Yeah baby she's gutted!
Considering who they cast as the new wonder woman, wish we got someone who looked more like this than a runway modelAgreed.
Whoever this chick is would be my pick for Wonder Woman.I don't know who she is, and I don't care who they cast as Wonder Woman, but those abs are terrifying! Is it bad that I had to google snu-snu?
Whoever this chick is would be my pick for Wonder Woman.
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Is it bad that I had to google snu-snu?depends on how much Futurama you've watched.
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I haven't seen despicable me 2 yet but wow
http://imgur.com/gallery/jIk1I (http://imgur.com/gallery/jIk1I)
This recent wave of spoilering shit is tailor made for pissing me the fuck off. I fucking swear.
Political correctness doesn't even describe this crap.
This recent wave of spoilering shit is tailor made for pissing me the fuck off. I fucking swear. Political correctness doesn't even describe this crap.I did it because I know some of the forum members do not like the sight of guns and was being respectful to the community...
My current title basically sums up my attitude towards typing.(http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/image-of-the-week/files/2013/02/10yvf8m.gif)
GT VAG T VAG T VA
;D
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I always figured Diana and Clark would make a cute couple. Batman I ship with two people Selina Kyle (Catwoman, special thanks to Chris Nolan for hooking fans of that ship up on the big screen) and "the darkness"I always took Selina as someone he could potentially hook up with but a true relationship would be impossible (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DatingCatwoman) (she will always be a thief, and he a detective). Same with the Darkness
he's not hiding his noseGive him a break. He can never reach his nose with those short arms ...
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Shall we play a game?
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Shall we play a game?
Because some men just want to watch the world burn...
(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1486929_10151885493956909_1583854613_n.jpg)I'd totally eat a handful of those as long as I was expecting a mix and bit accordingly.
(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1480641_582520998502274_1336730994_n.jpg)She must be from New Jersey.
(Fixed the quote - Method)
If you read the letters on the candy they'd make S&M.(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1486929_10151885493956909_1583854613_n.jpg)
Shall we play a game?
Because some men just want to watch the world burn...
Why so SERIOUS??!
https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1456695_547072532054460_1367777676_n.jpgResume writing was heavily stressed at AF&RC when I was out-processing. A lot of military terms, titles and jobs themselves are unfamiliar to civilians, so you have to "civilianize" your language as you explain your work experience. Stuff like, a wing commander is the equivalent of a CEO, stuff like that.
I admit I have an odd soft spot for ants
http://www.nola.com/outdoors/index.ssf/2013/12/fire-ant_colony_molten_aluminu.html
Even if I didn't.... I kinda find this whole concept terrible.
I kinda find this whole concept terrible.Me too! :( And now for something completely different:
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It appears that Michelle Obama, like much of the country, has trust issues with the President.
Is that Morgan Freeman below the president?
Is that Morgan Freeman below the president?(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-knpCsUjX1L8/UJWlCxN8lhI/AAAAAAAAGWk/_ODNnh5BR_4/s640/facepalm-captain-picard.jpg)
No, it's Laurence Fishburne. :-D(http://allthingsd.com/files/2011/11/double_facepalm.png)
Yeah that was skirting towards being flat out racist, in all honesty...
Yeah that was skirting towards being flat out racist, in all honesty...
QuoteQuotethe inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
what
Is that Morgan Freeman below the president?
No, it's Laurence Fishburne. :-D
Common mistake.
Yeah that was skirting towards being flat out racist, in all honesty...How so?
I think sometimes people forget that this is the Pointless Thread in the Fun Stuff forum :/Certainly they do when they post fairly serious, politically controversial, content and comments here. If they do, I don't think is acceptable to expect us to let them tap-dance away from it with "I'm just kidding; don't be so self-righteous and serious" in a manner that wouldn't be tolerated in Discuss, where such content belongs.
Kitty Burritos! Lee's the closest, the tanks depicted on the super 'murrica wall are Russian T-34/85s. An outstanding Soviet medium tank from WW2.
I think synchronised pony-tail swinging should be an Olympic sport.
Kitty Burritos! Lee's the closest, the tanks depicted on the super 'murrica wall are Russian T-34/85s. An outstanding Soviet medium tank from WW2.
Psy - GentlemanAn Asian person in ill-fitting pants? Déjà vu.
Puppy's reaction to girl cryingWhile that's very cute and all, I can't help but note that my dog does that all the time, regardless of if the target is crying or not.
(http://i.imgur.com/NPDJTNn.gif)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/886174_703764786315452_739569918_o.jpg)Pick your feet up, as if you're walking through tall grass, and you'll never have problems walking on ice. Only time I've ever biffed it was when I took a corner too sharply and shifted my weight at the wrong time.
I was going to post something about people being way too sensitive for no reason over a joke.. but that usually just gets the self-righteous responses that make no sense.
I think sometimes people forget that this is the Pointless Thread in the Fun Stuff forum :/
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That is a badass chromosome.. I didn't know they had spikes on them.spikes? I see no spikes...I do see DNA strands inside of it though
That is a badass chromosome.. I didn't know they had spikes on them.spikes? I see no spikes...I do see DNA strands inside of it though
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I do not know enough about modern lazers, nor at what temperature does latex and wood burn at, to dispute either of you. But I always though lazers were color less unless adding a light to it. This one is so bright (could be from the added light) I almost thought it was shooting plasma!Lasers are monochromatic (single-colored) not colorless. By the looks of it I'm guessing they're using something around 455 nm (maybe something like this (http://www.wickedlasers.com/arctic)) which would be powerful enough to pop a balloon, but probably not powerful enough to burn the door. As a bit of warning, if you do some of the things they show people doing with those lasers on that site, you may get a visit from Homeland Security (or your country's analog, if you're not in the U.S.)...
Yeah, pointing powerful lasers at the sky runs the risk of causing a plane crash. Don't do that, people.I think that's a myth.
Yeah, pointingI think that's a myth.powerfullasers at the sky runs the risk of causing a plane crash. Don't do that, people.
Okay, that's much more convincing. I recall hearing something about someone refuting how airplane windshields being especially susceptible to light scattering, but that hasn't really got to do anything with being blinded by laser light. Still, it takes a lot more than a laser to make a plane crash that isn't in the process of landing.QuoteI think that's a myth.
It's real (http://www.laserpointersafety.com/laser-hazards_aircraft/laser-hazards_aircraft.html), and they don't have to be powerful - don't do it.
Why no spoiler?I was going to post something about people being way too sensitive for no reason over a joke.. but that usually just gets the self-righteous responses that make no sense.
I think sometimes people forget that this is the Pointless Thread in the Fun Stuff forum :/
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The guy looks little to nothing like Morgan Freeman and then things seemed to be turning into 'all black people look the same!' type jokes without much hint of irony.
Why no spoiler?I can't help but think you are trolling us at this point after we explained the whole spoiler thing to you a couple of times. If I am wrong, I apologize.
I fear reading the article, rather not give them the traffic.
Tabloid media in reductive portrayal of mental health issues shocker? Trash web journalism posts self-replicating outrage to cash in on society's prurient and mawkish objectification of itself?
Clickbait people, it's nothing but clickbait.
Tila is still pretty hot :)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BbI6HqtCMAA8JH6.jpg)
... now, if she were ugly and not known for porn then she'd be in real trouble.
just saw a few episodes of "Shot at Love" thing on VH1 *awhile* agoYeah I remember that show. My brother liked it and I asked him who she was and he didn't know. Just knew she was hot and bi.
Also...yeah. If you are going to use a shiba inu dog meme use the one with an atrocious accent.
Wow, such meme. Very old. Tired now.
http://observationdeck.io9.com/the-complete-list-of-weird-sex-laws-in-the-u-s-a-1485048155
Arizona
You may not have more than two dildos in the same house.
Texas
It's illegal to own more than six dildos.
http://observationdeck.io9.com/the-complete-list-of-weird-sex-laws-in-the-u-s-a-1485048155QuoteArizona
You may not have more than two dildos in the same house.
Texas
It's illegal to own more than six dildos.
Everything's bigger in Texas, I guess.
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I'm pretty sure the pink ranger was a dude. [...]
I'm pretty sure the pink ranger was a dude. Or was that just a myth?
Also.. what the fuck is that above me? It's so creepy but I can't look away.
Okay...um...is this for real?
NOT IN ANY WAY SAFE FOR WORK. NSFW. NSFW. EN-ES-EF-DOUBLE-EWWWW.
Okay? Exposed bits all over this one.
http://www.nssmag.com/fashion-or-porn
The Prince and The Princess (http://monotremata.tumblr.com/post/47790662772/the-long-awaited-prince-and-the-princess-my)
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photo bomb img
Too much text on that, I can't tell who it's supposed to be. Anyone? :)
Trees must be either depressed or very sad. All they ever want to do is reach the stars but, they can never reach them. All of the twisting, winding and growing around objects that block their guiding light is for nothing... :-(don't be hasty. They will get to the stars when they are ready.
Seriously? 3473x2315? The image gets resized to fit the layout, but the filesize is still huge. Isn't there a forum rule or something?(click to show/hide)
If you see a mushroom cloud from an atomic bomb, you're supposed to stick your arm out and hold your thumb over the cloud. If the cloud is bigger than your thumb, you're in the radiation zone and shouldFix'd :parrot:evacuateduck and cover.
Fix'd again. :mrgreen:Quote from: That imageIf you see a mushroom cloud from an atomic bomb, you're supposed to stick your arm out and hold your thumb over the cloud. If the cloud is bigger than your thumb, you're in the radiation zone and shouldFix'd :parrot:evacuateduck andcoverkiss your ass goodbye.
Sammy’s graceful descent down the stairs. Birds are magnificent.
Just... ow...
This brings back horrible memories of working in retail:
http://imgur.com/gallery/FDLoC (http://imgur.com/gallery/FDLoC)
Anyone who has a problem with any of those images has not worked in retail in their entire life.
[...]So, wait, if you became a programmer your boss would send someone very blonde and very attractive to crawl over your desk?
An advert from the early days of my programming career:
[...]
(No, it wasn't like that for me!)
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Maybe I am reading it wrong but I thought it was trying to decipher if it was a sex toy and if it was not then it is okay to give to children.(click to show/hide)
To sum up the problems I have with this picture: Implies that gender has to do with genitalia + ends up as non-binary erasure.
Maybe I am reading it wrong but I thought it was trying to decipher if it was a sex toy and if it was not then it is okay to give to children.
Doesn't that make it tough to code?[...]An advert from the early days of my programming career:[...](No, it wasn't like that for me!)So, wait, if you became a programmer your boss would send someone very blonde and very attractive to crawl over your desk
It's like that scene from swordfish. I think.Doesn't that make it tough to code?[...]An advert from the early days of my programming career:[...](No, it wasn't like that for me!)So, wait, if you became a programmer your boss would send someone very blonde and very attractive to crawl over your desk
just looking for clarity. :psyduck:
"Oh, Akimaaaa...."Well, I would dock a few marks for poor handwriting, but:
The worst words of 2013. (http://m.motherjones.com/mixed-media/2013/12/worst-words-2013)
It has some good points.
"because [noun]": (i.e. "because science.")
Hm, that's funny. Spoiler tags work for me in Tapatalk.What OS?
<image>Hodges, you bastard.
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Pah, no such thing exists. I have told my wife as much at least three times today.Much Jesus. Very savior. Wow.
Also
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http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/wargirlgames/my-little-dictator-a-battle-visual-novel
Hey lady, your computer isn't even on.
his pirouettes are called meat tornadoes.
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Fucking WHAT!?Moé Hitler... :psyduck: As always in these WW2 things, there's no love for China.
One for the engineeringly minded out there. Consider what pedalling forwards will do, and then consider what pedalling backwards will do.
http://velospace.org/files/P4270078.jpg
Did you accidentally the entire link?And I decided to check the quote. Looks like you can't hotlink from there, I'd guess.
And why do I suspect you were posting a retrodirect drivetrain or something like that?
Too many potential mechanical issues.Not to mention bio-mechanical issues. You can achieve a similar effect using a specially geared bottom-bracket bearing (http://www.gizmag.com/bixe-gear-backwards-pedaling/28924/). I am uncertain why you would want to though; especially if you ride with toe-clips, foot-straps, clipless retention etc. that allow you to exert power over most of the pedal-arc. I suspect that the best fore-aft position of the bottom-bracket would not be the same for pedalling backwards as forwards.
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There was a thread on another forum asking who you would spend new year's with, if it could be anyone from anything (tv, movie, game, book, etc.) living or dead. Anyone care to give their answer? :) Obviously.. it would be the above for me.. Dizzy from Guilty Gear series.
Drinks cabinet
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Cute :) Is she wearing a wig? (that "WIG" attached note) Or is that something that I'm not understanding?She is moé Chiang Kai-Shek. Chiang habitually shaved his head.
m...MaoYou mean Chairman Moé?
Just a typical smoke detector. Or is it?
Pull open the lid to check the battery and look what you find…
The perfect point for securing my slave when she needs a good flogging… Or maybe just needs to be immobilized while my fingers do the walking…
Either way, this is the perfect way to help conceal our lifestyle choice from prying eyes of visitors who might not understand our relationship.
It took me a while to stumble upon this idea, but I had this installed in a few short hours of work one weekend. Let the fun BEGIN!!!
terrible pun Method (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1410)Watch that first step, it's a doozy! (Also come on that pun was unavoidable)
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(http://img.pandawhale.com/post-30938-Im-a-god-gif-Bill-Murray-Groun-7vHE.gif)"When someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES!"
(last one, I swears to myself :-D )
http://www.businessinsider.com/military-phrases-2013-12
So... random pointless question: Is there a difference between "damn it" and "dammit"?no they are essentially the same word in definition but "dammit" was considered an awful word in old timey times (victorian era) often referred to as the big big "D" on par with the F word in vulgarity (seen as uncouth to say and something a gentleman of standing shouldn't utter). As the well bred captain of the Pinafore will show
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/a85e5c03a03489c728ca4b286208e558/tumblr_myt508nmpN1qkvbwso1_500.png)And in a few days' time, it'll be colder in Wisconsin, too. :-o
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GM that is obviously a trap. Think about it, if it was that good, why would they sell it?
It's obviously cursed.
i must have it: http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/elwood/bbq/enchanted-bbq-for-sale/1035043823
One grill to rule them all!
Steel roasting hood, forged from the melted turret of the Soviet T-50 tank that took Berlin during the second World War.
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Apparently I speak Norwegian with a Danish twang. Who knew? I hadn't realised I spoke Norwegian at all.According to the professor I worked with in Brazil, when I speak Portuguese I sound like a redneck (because the rural Sao Paulo-state accent happens to pronounce the letter R similarly to how it's pronounced in American English).
how do you mean?
(http://i.imgur.com/tx9DZ0V.jpg)Karma can be a bitch sometimes...
That seems staged... he lets quite a lot of it out before having a "oh crap" moment and his reaction time is extremely slow to it.If he's drunk, that could explain the slow reaction time.
I could have went the entire day without seeing naked fat butt...
I had assumed it was a fake add.
oh that reminds me, if anyone of you live in NOVA they are playing a movie of evangelion at the theater near me. Havnt seen it but figure I throw that out there.
Indeed you could have, but you did not! I am curious about whether that's genuine though - simply because of the use of the word "oversized". Is that a term genuinely used to describe obese people? It seems rather rude.Not to mention the o-word itself used in an ad aimed at people who might prefer not to be called obese. The toilet itself seems a poor, water-wasting design to me; the manufacturer claims a "low" 6l per flush (http://www.upflushingtoilets.com/Maximus_Residential.html), which is a lot by modern Australian standards*. I can see why the "Maximus" needs a wider seat, but why make the pan so much larger? There is a correlation between body-mass and stool-mass (roughly 50g of poop per 10kg body mass per day, I believe), but I think a normal-sized pan would be able to accommodate it. There is no need for the outside of the toilet to follow the shape of the bowl, as one can see from the "winged" design of the so-called "Anglo-Indian" toilet (an early attempt to produce a dual-mode toilet suitable for sitters and squatters):
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Oops!
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Also, does common-law husband exist? I always thought it was just a euphemism.
The condition of the squirrel wasn't reported.I didn't really care too much about the squirrel until I saw that.
(http://i.imgur.com/1w1NEVn.gif)I suppose both parties in that cuddle are thinking "success! He can be taught!"
its sweet. :lol:
now for some juxtaposition
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"Nativity scene, or two T-Rexes fighting over a watermelon?" (https://twitter.com/Hzurr/status/421066325725679616)
A surprise Engagment (http://imgur.com/gallery/dGapG)
(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1601282_637897542940194_879981772_n.jpg)The airman who left the hangar door open is going to be court-martialed.
Quote from: vanehwasrealHold the fuck up, Swedish politics just got one million times better
the best part is how Åkesson in a moment of confussion looks like he’s just as surprised as the next guy. He’s like, “Jepp, ingen aning jag heller.”
The United States is currently ranking in at a solid Jack Nicholson at the end of The Shining.
[Bunny with a backpack]
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Peeling a banana rather.
But if you were really chipped like that, wouldn't there be safe-guards to prevent you from realizing that the chip had activated?He forgot to include the bonus panel!
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Office Lady SMASH!
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Office Lady SMASH!
...Why do I find this erotic?
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Read the image again, what it actually says is even more than what you've quoted.
I would love to see a comic with those characters!
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moving right along
Mind...blown
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Mind...blown
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Not to be offensive.... but seriously? People DIDN'T know this?
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a2d5382dc9573845c0ad9123c28a285/tumblr_mz827vgTd11qzmowao2_500.jpg)
Read the image again, what it actually says is even more than what you've quoted.
I would love to see a comic with those characters!
Sadly the bear had to be put down for being so friendly
How many can you identify without looking at the answers?
"No Mr. Blueberry I expect you to die!"
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Trigger warning: Arachnid from hellW.(click to show/hide)
"No Mr. Blueberry I expect you to die!"
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http://www.etsy.com/listing/175913879/kawaii-in-the-streets-senpai-in-the?ref=shop_home_active_1
Whelp, now I know what I want for my birthday!
Jeez did none of you guys play Ocarina of Time?
Also, your avatar is awesome :3
I miss Invader Zim... sooo much :(
[The Almighty Tallest]
Now, wiggle your ears in salute, because here they are! Your all-knowing, all-powerful leaders: THE ALMIGHTY~ TALLEST!
[Kind of.. Not-Good]
My dear Tallest,
My continuing studies of Invasions have led me to discover that we are on thepreceprecithrebrenk
that something really great is going to happen!
-Your faithful Invader Twilight,EquestriaSuper secret mission place.
lady bug playing with sprinklesCute :)
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Quotewhy would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a businessShe’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.
We're spoilering spiders?
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/6ea710d4feb9c150fade02a2bb903341/tumblr_mzfa4pi6ER1rr5b47o1_1280.jpg)QuoteQuotewhy would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a businessShe’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.
[slightly disturbing and NSFW video]"slightly"?
That video seems like a porn advert..Maybe that's because it is.
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I think they just need to get rid of all of these ridiculous sizes and have a mandated standard size for every store.. I've seen people that are like size 0 in one store but then like a size 6 or so in another store..
I love this Dad...
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Ceilings sexual preference is light bulb
I would argue that not to be pointless, because Jamaica wants to medal in two-man bobsled.Medal is a verb now?
Medal is a verb now?
2medal - intransitive verb
: to win a medal <medaled in figure skating>
You're right! Next time I will dictionary before posting.
Verbing nouns weirds language
It's a Meowth pretending to be a Pikachu!
Also, is that Photoshopping, or did they dye that cat's tongue?
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Maybe some people get grossed out and become vegetarians, but a LOT of people realize that factory-farmed meat is from animals that were killed months ago and as a result buy more organic. Everyone wins.
You're right! Next time I will dictionary before posting.... awesome.
Turtle
http://i.imgur.com/O3j8yVm.jpgI'd be fine with this. I grew up on a farm, so I'm well familiar with where meat comes from, and I often hunted my own meat (venison > beef, always).
Maybe some people get grossed out and become vegetarians, but a LOT of people realize that factory-farmed meat is from animals that were killed months ago and as a result buy more organic. Everyone wins.True. Much as I love meat, I find 'factory-farmed' meat to be unethical, so yes, I am somewhat of a hypocrite for still eating it. I do remember one dinner conversation a couple years ago where the topic was hunting, and one guy was talking about how cruel and barbaric it is...while he was eating a porterhouse. After he made his points, I pretty much just nodded and asked him how his steak was.
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Fuzzy pic
Lots and lots of maps that explain the world. (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/01/13/40-more-maps-that-explain-the-world/)
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What?
The "shit Europeans actually discovered" map is interesting.
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What?
She's drilling something but the image rezzes out
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The guy reading sounds like the one that reads from the Book of Armaments in the Holy Grail.. that or from one of the earlier Black Adder series :)
What was the story behind that? And just where exactly did they get a bagpipe?
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Is the unlock code deliberately made easy enough that you can do it in your head?Considering it's for a 6th grader, I think the point is to get the kid to do some math.
...motherfucker is that snake FLYING!?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_snake
I have a whole magazine loaded with NOPE for that.Aw, what's wrong? He's only a little venomous.
Is the unlock code deliberately made easy enough that you can do it in your head?
Read the image again, what it actually says is even more than what you've quoted.
I would love to see a comic with those characters!
Sadly the bear had to be put down for being so friendly
The other good news is that Constable Bourque is confident that the real-life Mr. Truffles is still living happily in the wild after being relocated. Reports of his euthanization surfaced n 2011, but she believes those reports mixed him up with another too-friendly-for-his-own good bear cub who was also pestering folks in the same area at the same time
Read the image again, what it actually says is even more than what you've quoted.
I would love to see a comic with those characters!
Sadly the bear had to be put down for being so friendly
Nope, I refuse to allow this to be true. Nope. Not believing it.
Good news everyone,QuoteThe other good news is that Constable Bourque is confident that the real-life Mr. Truffles is still living happily in the wild after being relocated. Reports of his euthanization surfaced n 2011, but she believes those reports mixed him up with another too-friendly-for-his-own good bear cub who was also pestering folks in the same area at the same time
Man, what is it with you people and posting urls? Use the insert hyperlink button for gods sakeI usually use the quick reply box, but then again I usually label my links anyway so never mind.
So.. not sure who Eponine is but she is pretty :)
I would have been in deep trouble if I'd had that stamp on active service with the Corps.So.. not sure who Eponine is but she is pretty :)
Eponine (in this case played by British actress Samantha Barks) is a character from the book and play Les Miserables. Her primary task in the play is... uh quite varied but she delivers an absolutely heart wrenching solo and is quite literally friend zoned by one of the primary cast.
This is a cake.(http://i.imgur.com/CsgnESP.jpg)
Yo bros and brodettes, I heard you like games, so heres like thousands for free:
if your dog had an internet dating profile:(click to show/hide)
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....Qap'lafunfact: the namekian language used in the DBZ Abridge series is klingon
(http://i.imgur.com/3clov8O.png)While it's true that Steve Jobs was overrated, the person who wrote this doesn't really know what they're talking about. There were programming languages and operating systems long before C and Unix were developed. While C not being developed may have been a setback, "No programs" is complete nonsense. They would just have been written in a different language. Hell, Fortran and COBOL were invented in the '50s.
Re: Bread & Milk...I don't get it.
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Hahah. Valvrave. Sadly I can't resign. You have to be human first.(http://i.imgur.com/Cz2m7zj.gif)
I was about to google "meat popsicle" because I still don't understand why he said that (I thought it was just a joke), but then I realized that it would probably come up with a bunch of porn sites >.>
Kitty staying warm is cute!
Porn Hub comments on stock photos. (http://pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com/)(http://31.media.tumblr.com/2684b63841e266ebbc41da5e0821d638/tumblr_mzgckmk3VT1sm2o07o1_1280.png)
Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio
Bobby B?
The original is better. It's been floating around tumblr recently with the tag line:QuoteBest response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio
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Bobby B.
Well yeah, I was more curious what that was from. NOW I KNOW. Also I really, really want the Omni. It'd be the most fun exercise could be.Bobby B?
Robert Baratheon would fit.
Critical Miss (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/critical-miss/10322-Neon-Genesis-Evangelion) is quite fond (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/critical-miss/10329-Evangeliowned) of poking fun (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/critical-miss/10452-Full-Metal-Genesis) at Evangelion.
S'up son. I want you to kill things with this giant robot that is also your mother. And live with these emotionally troubled women, one of which might also be your mother.
Or his sister, depending on how you look at it.
Kawaii in the streets,
Senpai in the sheets
Two or three pages ago, maybe?
(http://i.imgur.com/jb7gtDx.jpg)She should come to New Jersey. Nobody'd notice.
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http://themetapicture.com/disney-princesses-redesigned-with-historically-accurate-outfits/Had I been drinking something when I saw the Maid Marian pic, there would've been a spit-take.
This is epic. Maid Marian is definitely coming out ahead dress wise. XD
http://themetapicture.com/disney-princesses-redesigned-with-historically-accurate-outfits/
This is epic. Maid Marian is definitely coming out ahead dress wise. XD
Originals here: http://shoomlah.deviantart.com/gallery/29648049 I love some of the titles. XDNo prizes for guessing my favourite: "Who always speaks her mind." Definitely!
That is one of my absolute favorite movies ever. It also inspired at least 2 of my friends to be furries. And that pic made me snort.
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LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
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THE HUNS
rainbow shotsIt goes from blue to green even before the first glass is filled! HOW.
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I don't know if this is meant to be funny or I'm missing something or what but I want to lick all those multi-coloured shots off this girl.
I don't know if this is meant to be funny or I'm missing something or what but I want to lick all those multi-coloured shots off this girl.
I think they're supposed to be stereotypical 'guy'-selfies.
In order:
- The "look at my biceps"
- The "look at my abs"
- The "look at my abs" Mk 2
- The "I'm a gangsta"
- The "I'm a gangsta" Mk 2
- The "I'm a gangsta" Turbo Edition.
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http://brokelyn.com/how-to-make-your-own-damn-ramen-burger/ (http://brokelyn.com/how-to-make-your-own-damn-ramen-burger/)I notice sriracha is optional, but ketchup isn't? They have that backwards, yuck.
Ugh. WHYbecause hollyweird strikes again.
What ISN'T awesome about that? Sure you can do similar stuff by getting in to dog sledding at an early age, but do your Siberian Huskies breath fire? I think not.I dunno, the fact that you're enslaving said sentient creatures against their will by some sort of spherical brainwashing cage and forcing them to inflict horrible violence on each other for entertainment and personal financial gain might count. You can do similar stuff by getting into cockfighting but unsurprisingly, that's illegal.
B. Accepting a world where Poke'mon are real, being a sentient domestic life form that commonly engages in very strong lifelong bonds with human beings, pulling shit like the above would make you one of the lowest known forms of human life.
A. If you were raising your Eevee as an Umbreon and didn't get it... you kinda suck at this whole Poke'mon thing. The paths for the various Eeveelutions are pretty clearly laid out, and I can't imagine it's any different for the cute lil'pink bow critter in that picture.
You don't have to battle you know. Well you do in the game, but besides the point.I thought the pokéball did the taming for you. Your job is to have one of your already-tamed creatures beat the shit out of it so it doesn't put up too much of a fight when it's time for the techno-brainwashing.
Also thinking about it, really not that different from picking up a dog at the pet store, it might actually be more honest as you have to tame it yourself as opposed to benefiting from centuries of careful genetic selection and brain washing.
B. Accepting a world where Poke'mon are real, being a sentient domestic life form that commonly engages in very strong lifelong bonds with human beings, pulling shit like the above would make you one of the lowest known forms of human life.
Well, considering the point is that it's directly referencing how a lot of people react to their own children..
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@GarandMarine: Everyone wants to hunt people for sport, as long as they're the one holding the rifle. COLLARY: I would not want to hunt you, or any Marine, for sport; I'd end up shanked by a knife you had made from an elk antler or something.
StuffOf this post, only the first picture makes any sense to me.
You lost me when I saw 4 things together... "New, Michael Bay, TMNT, Movie".I concur, but the sad thing is movie studios don't want to take risks and will do remakes because there is already an established name/brand in the public mind which will almost always guarantee ticket sales. Its why we see remakes of previous movies and TV shows. Sadly this constrains creativity in mainstream cinemas.
Just no.. stop it. Now. Just stop... come up with some original idea instead of endlessly remaking the same thing.
But it's not going to stop.. because as long as they remake the same thing, people will still go to see the same thing over and over again :(
StuffOf this post, only the first picture makes any sense to me.
Also, youtube, y u suddenly autoplay random videos?
The second picture is Fox's, "The War on Women," which doesn't have a single woman on the panelI expected nothing different.
The third picture is someones twitter after Taylor Swift lost to Daft Punk, someones response to itAhh, Daft Punk, good one.
I don't understand how you can make a 50 Shades movie in the US. Considering how anything that's NC-17 or over will get seen by absolutely no-one and you can barely get away with a vagina shot let alone any proper-strength fucking in an R, and that the ENTIRE point is that they just wreck each other daily and nightly, that film is going to amount to a shitload of stilted dialogue and one bad sex scene.
I don't understand how you can make a 50 Shades movie in the US. Considering how anything that's NC-17 or over will get seen by absolutely no-one and you can barely get away with a vagina shot let alone any proper-strength fucking in an R, and that the ENTIRE point is that they just wreck each other daily and nightly, that film is going to amount to a shitload of stilted dialogue and one bad sex scene.
The entire point is systematic emotional and physical abuse being somehow romantic, and also appropriating a sexuality you clearly don't understand or respect in order to make money. So it sound straight up Hollywood's alley.
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Source (http://satwcomic.com/no-surprise)
Gareth, have you read this book?
50 shades
Fifty percent chance of inbreeding.
(http://i.imgur.com/BwC3d1y.gif)Dammit, I told you not to let the gremlins have water!
That imbecile illegally and unsafely overtaking a police car did indeed make me LOL. So did several articles on Duffleblog, which probably makes me a bad person. In other news, Year of the Horse special edition pony (http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/10/chinese-new-year-pinkie-pie-toys-r-us.html):
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The lanterns read 马到成功, which is an idiom meaning "achieve immediate success", but literally it translates as "horses arrive success" (think of the cavalry riding to the rescue in old Westerns). The oval in top-right reads 31st year of the 60-year Chinese astrological cycle; in this context 2014.
(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1/1795641_576609529100760_1004342916_n.jpg)Along the same lines, I know it took some of my fellow co-workers who were involved in OIF quite some time not to slow down before driving over a bridge or overpass.
Okay but that doesn't explain how they are going to convert a book that is almost entirely sex into a mainstream movie.
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The Cold War in a nutshell:I like that the US's hat is the one that Cartman from South Park wears.
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As in you shouldn't use bing.Try going to bing and typing "bing is " (without the quotes) and see what the autocomplete thingamabob suggests. :-D
Educate yourself (http://howdovaccinescauseautism.com/)
The truth they don't want you to know!
That vaccine one is...upsetting....
THE PEARLY GATES OF HEAVEN — In response to an investigation initiated by the Marine Corps Times, a spokesman for God has confirmed that because of a paperwork error Marines have actually been guarding the streets of Hell for the past 200 years.
....
St. Peter led this reporter over to the edge of Heaven, where Hell was distantly visible down below. He paused while listening to faint shrieking, drowned out by the heavy report of what sounded like a Mark 19 grenade launcher and followed by unnaturally deep booming laughter.
“God only knows what they’re doing down there,” he said while shaking his head, “and even He probably doesn’t since they revoked His security clearance last year.”
That vaccine one is...upsetting....
To say the least.
that film is going to amount to a shitload of stilted dialogue and one bad sex scene.
"You're in CONUS fuckhead, you can't split the lanes like you're running a convoy out of Najaf"You mean you can drive like that in Hawaii and Alaska?
"You're in CONUS fuckhead, you can't split the lanes like you're running a convoy out of Najaf"You mean you can drive like that in Hawaii and Alaska?
(Psst... Alaska is CONUS...)
QuoteI really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.It took us a while to recover.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
The first attacks were vicious and without warning. They hit the biggest cities in the world, the ones with the highest populations first. In the blink of an eye Karachi, Tokyo, Shanghai, Seoul, Delhi, Mexico City, Jakarta, Manilla, and New York City…all gone in fire.
The computers went next. All of them. Everything with transistors was theirs for the taking. “Some sort of quantum effect,” the braniacs at CERN said, just before they disappeared in their own firey hell that took out most of Switzerland as well as sizeable chunks of France and Italy.
By the time the enemy landed, we were pretty much defenseless. We couldn’t do much as they started…harvesting us. They didn’t want us dead, that’s for sure. We were no good to them dead.
It got really bad really fast, and then they stopped. And left. They literally ran like the demons of hell were hot on their heels. They left behind technology the likes of which we’d never seen before. Including a couple of their…processing plants.
We blew those up.
So yeah, it took a while for us to recover, to bring our technology back online, and start understanding theirs. To figure out what had happened, where they had gone.
And it urns out it wasn’t even us. They knew all about us, they’d studied us closely for a long time, to make sure we were compatible. They had us from the moment they fired the first shots from orbit.
They ignored everything else about the Earth, though. They didn’t bother to learn that we’re not the only animal species on Earth, and that we even share our lives with some of them. They didn’t bother to learn that there are bigger animals out in the wilds.
They didn’t bother to learn about the bears, or the wolves, or the hyenas, or the tigers. They didn’t bother to learn about the locusts, or ants, or spiders. They didn’t even know about birds.
Or the bees. According to what we’ve been able to translate, the bees really freaked them out. According to our best translation (which is admittedly shaky) their word for bees was roughly “poison drones.” Or possibly “poison demons.” Like I said, the translation is a little shaky. Either one makes me smile.
It was as if the Earth itself rose up and threw itself at the invaders. Not just to send them packing, but to make them pay. The fronts near the wildernesses crumbled first. The invaders quickly learned that they couldn’t go anywhere near the oceans or any large body of water. They never even got a foothold in Australia. From there it was just a matter of time.
When I think about being attacked by every insect and animal on Earth…hell, I’d run too. I fucking hate it when I walk into an empty spider web, let alone have them actively attack me.
We’re going be okay. I adopted a stray cat to keep me company, and to help keep the bad dreams away. The family down the street (they had two dogs and a parrot, so they made it through the invasion just fine) are keeping bees.
There are already plans for permanent protections for our wild spaces. The rainforests, which were going to be gone within a few generations, will live on. We’ve learned our lesson.
We’re going to be better stewards of this world. After all it did for us it’s the least we can do.
I have to admit that the first time I saw that image, it didn't have that caption on it, and I thought it was of someone pouring acid on the wrist of someone he/she was shaking hands with. :psyduck:"You're in CONUS fuckhead, you can't split the lanes like you're running a convoy out of Najaf"You mean you can drive like that in Hawaii and Alaska?(Psst... Alaska is CONUS...)
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(Psst... Alaska is CONUS...)Well, yes and no. If CONUS is continental US, then yes. If CONUS is contiguous US (which is probably what Akima was assuming), then no. Since it's used for both, neither is really wrong.
Wait....Disney did this (http://imgur.com/gallery/Ru459) and didn't bat an eye? Everyone just accepted it, no big controversy in the episode or anything? Hum. Next you'll tell me they'll have princesses who go off and do their own thing with males as side characters who don't need to save them....
...kudos.
Walt would be rolling over in his grave. In all the movies, the mom is dead. Now there's 2...live ones??
(Psst... Alaska is CONUS...)Well, yes and no. If CONUS is continental US, then yes. If CONUS is contiguous US (which is probably what Akima was assuming), then no. Since it's used for both, neither is really wrong.
Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:
Stay safe
Congratulations
That’s what they all say
Different strokes for different folks
I hope you have the time of your life
But you have so much to live for
Please explain
think of me
Meanwhile in the Marine Corps, fierce religious debates have ensued.Which is funny because Viking helmets didn't even have horns.
http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/01/marines-religious-freedom/
my brother is really homophobic and he tried to insult me by saying “at least i’m not gonna marry a girl!” and i started laughing and he got the most mortified look on his face because he tried so hard to insult my sexuality but he actually just made himself sound gay boom i win
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/7f44011b0057426691724ae74a19def9/tumblr_mzxrqycV8J1r1xplho1_500.jpg)This saddens me greatly.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt9sdfG5FC1qdm41lo1_500.jpg)Too bad she'll have to work for years to pay off the interest.
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As soon as the Coca-Cola commercial (where “America the Beautiful” is sung in a variety of languages) ended, I went straight to Twitter and Coca-Cola’s Facebook page.
Angry White People did not disappoint.
Client: I need it to arouse the customer’s attention.
Me: To be clear, when you say arouse the customer’s attention -
Client: I mean, if they got an erection, the ad is doing its job.
Me: Got it.
This is a clear crisitunity to beginulate to treat such a filthy capdabbler with avoision, diddly.
"We have a guerilla approach to the budget."
Clients from HellIt's amazing how much this site pissed me off. It's like I'm back at work and want to kill everyone all over again. Rrgh... Gotta play a game where I have a shotgun.
a man steals a painting from a museum and puts it in the back of his van
he drives for three miles before he inevitably slows down and gets out, credit card and empty gas container in hand
the police come up and ask him “what are you doing? this is an arrest!”
he looks at them and says
“I need more Monet to buy Degas to make this Van Gogh!”
I prefer Batman when he wasn't a ultra-paranoid nutjobYeah, Bats. That's The Question's thing.
QuoteI prefer Batman when he wasn't a ultra-paranoid nutjobYeah, Bats. That's The Question's thing.
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Can cats know they're sexy? Because this one just eye fucked the hell out of me.
When I met him there were a couple of religious studies majors with us who took up the whole time asking him really stupid questions.:facepalm:
I'd make a point about it just being all kinds of classy with resources that should be for children going to the Military, but I'm sure someone can site the U.S. spending disparity between Defense and Education. I've never seen the Marine Corp need to do a bake sale, even if the mental image is hilarious.
...what about Misty?! :mrgreen:(http://lefthandhorror.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/play-misty-for-me2.jpg)
i’ll see you in hell you mailman piece of shit
Daughter passed a milestone today
The guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing.
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<swearing at work>
I hear 300 people have complained about this sculpture. Sigh.I thought it was just a weird guy. :psyduck:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSz_8KAvgCwLone Wolf And Cat?
the other thread's a better place for it I'd say.Aww man, I liked seeing animals here since I don't post in that thread :/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSz_8KAvgCwLone Wolf And Cat?
Well y'know, there's this reason why we have different threads for different things, so people can, like, choose.I guess, but random animals seems like it fits here rather than pets. But then again this gives me a reason to go through the pets thread, so fair enough.
(http://i.imgur.com/TOlmRWj.jpg)This!
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my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
Quotei really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
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(http://media.tumblr.com/1ea09e9827404a9d47c3c165e068a496/tumblr_inline_mlmy9awRMw1qz4rgp.jpg)
(http://media.tumblr.com/ab1a78b5279f077bedb66fa3c598d9f4/tumblr_inline_mlmy9wEz2w1qz4rgp.jpg)
(http://media.tumblr.com/43a5b53cd026657fe62a778fa1d4eb8c/tumblr_inline_mlmyarDSFA1qz4rgp.jpg)
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
Want an opportunity to shoot random shit into space? Fund this project! (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1682852725/the-starfire-space-cannon)
Want actually useful things to go into space? Fund something else, maybe.
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A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”
QuoteA few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”
QuoteA few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”
Ceci n'est pas Starbucks: Dumb Starbucks (http://www.slate.com/blogs/business_insider/2014/02/10/_dumb_starbucks_coffee_shop_opens_in_los_angeles.html)That has got to be the stupidest publicity stunt that I have ever seen.
Weird Al probably isn't the best precedent for them to cite, considering he asks for permission from the singers he parodies before releasing his songs.I'm pretty sure he doesn't need to, though.
waiter: be careful, that plate is hot
me: i am Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, of the Blood of Old Valerya, the Unburnt, Mother of Dragons, khaleesi to Drogo’s riders, and queen of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros. I am blood of the dragon. Fire cannot kill a dragon
me : ah shit that's hot
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I want to see the version of this for pagans.
The bath scene with Jamie when she stands up... girl's built.I'm kind of shipping them...though not sure how Cersi will react to all this.
I'm pretty sure no one knows what "ASoIaF" means... to me it looks like you sneezed on your keyboard."A Song of Ice and Fire" which is the book series that Game of Thrones is about.
The confusion arises from the fact that the number for Nero is 666 if his Greek name is written into Hebrew, and 616 if his Latin name is written into Hebrew.I never knew this was the origin. Learning has occurred.
DIS DA RONG THREDD FER DAT
Karl UrbanDammit man, I'm a doctor, not a judge!
That is, indeed, the cutest bat of melon I have seen in a long while.
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You know.. something I just thought of.No reason except that someone decided to do it that way.
You know how you say like something is "50 percent off" and you write it like 50%, right?
Why do you say something is "20 dollars" and write it as $20? We don't say it's dollar 20 :/
When writing currency amounts the location of the symbol varies by currency. Many currencies, especially in Latin America and the English-speaking world, place it before the amount (e.g., R$50,00); many others place it after the amount (e.g., 50.00 SFr); and the Cape Verdean escudo, like the former Portuguese escudo and French franc, placed its symbol in the decimal position (i.e., 20$00).
Sailor moon wands!!!(https://31.media.tumblr.com/770dac95d2a86305bc7bfbc1c729e011/tumblr_n0j5awOanj1sjc29no1_500.gif)
Archmage throwing a +5 Ice Shield spell on Paladins and their mounts
How it feels to chew 5 gum.
Or is it one of those fancy pants things like "Theater/Theatre"?Yep.
Why do you say something is "20 dollars" and write it as $20? We don't say it's dollar 20 :/
$.01
Is your laptop a Macbook Pro?Yeeeeeep.
Metre is the correct British spelling - it's not a "fancy pants" thing!There are too many Americans in this forum, who believe their spelling is the correct one. Why can't we all standardize on the Queen's English? :mrgreen:
How do I find out the size and resolution of my laptop screen?
Metre is the correct British spelling - it's not a "fancy pants" thing!There are too many Americans in this forum, who believe their spelling is the correct one. Why can't we all standardize on the Queen's English? :mrgreen:
How do I find out the size and resolution of my laptop screen?
Because you lot lost the war. :parrot:Depends on which war, and who you are talking to. If you are referring to the British, and WW2, technically the British and their allies won the war against the Axis powers. Admittedly, without help from the Americans, it would have been difficult.
I know you have a Windows 8 laptop, so you just press start, type "screen resolution" and tap "change resolution" in the search results that pops up on your right. If it's a Win 8 and not 8.1, you're going to have to click on "settings" under the search pane first.
Depends on which war, and who you are talking to. If you are referring to the British, and WW2He is referring to the British, but not WW2. I'm pretty sure he's referring to the Revolutionary War.
Depends on which war, and who you are talking to.American War of Independence, obviously.
What is really needed, is an English variant of Académie française (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acad%C3%A9mie_fran%C3%A7aise), that could act as a global advisor for usage and spelling of the English language. It should probably be based on BBC English or Received Pronunciation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Received_pronounciation).An equivalent of the Académie Français is obviously unfeasible, because English is the language of many countries that acknowledge no common authority, and given the track-record of the Académie's inability to keep up with linguistic change, or cultural difference, I think such an institution is the last thing English needs. And the days when we feudally tugged our forelocks to the BBC are gone.
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American War of Independence, obviously.Oh, that one. Anyone who still remembers it? :mrgreen:
An equivalent of the Académie Français is obviously unfeasible, because English is the language of many countries that acknowledge no common authority, and given the track-record of the Académie's inability to keep up with linguistic change, or cultural difference, I think such an institution is the last thing English needs. And the days when we feudally tugged our forelocks to the BBC are gone.Yes, but the problem still remains. Granted, Hollywood and American TV series have a huge influence on the English-speaking world, contributing to a more uniform vocabulary, but we also get all the bad slang words.
What is really needed, is an English variant of Académie française (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acad%C3%A9mie_fran%C3%A7aise), that could act as a global advisor for usage and spelling of the English language. It should probably be based on BBC English or Received Pronunciation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Received_pronounciation).
American War of Independence, obviously.Oh, that one. Anyone who still remembers it? :mrgreen:QuoteAn equivalent of the Académie Français is obviously unfeasible, because English is the language of many countries that acknowledge no common authority, and given the track-record of the Académie's inability to keep up with linguistic change, or cultural difference, I think such an institution is the last thing English needs. And the days when we feudally tugged our forelocks to the BBC are gone.Yes, but the problem still remains. Granted, Hollywood and American TV series have a huge influence on the English-speaking world, contributing to a more uniform vocabulary, but we also get all the bad slang words.
Because you lot lost the war. :parrot:Depends on which war, and who you are talking to. If you are referring to the British, and WW2, technically the British and their allies won the war against the Axis powers. Admittedly, without help from the Americans, it would have been difficult.
Because you lot lost the war. :parrot:Depends on which war, and who you are talking to. If you are referring to the British, and WW2, technically the British and their allies won the war against the Axis powers. Admittedly, without help from the Americans, it would have been difficult.
Technically, we won the war of 1812.
"We're paratroopers, lieutenant. We're supposed to be surrounded." ~ CPT Dick Winters, E/506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne Division (Band of Brothers),
In a few years, 4K resolution (3840 x 2160) will become common.
http://www.whatismyscreenresolution.com/
Google is a thing, guys and gals!
I guess because it's close-ish to 4k pixels across.Essentially.
... can we get back to amusing cat gifs and memes I don't understand please?(http://i.imgur.com/rkUL8SD.gif)
Because everyone got confused with 1440p, so they decided to just go off the width, rather than the height.Interesting, every time I've seen #p, it's been 16:9, meaning 1440p is 2560x1440 and 2160p would be 3840x1920 (or ultra hd or whatever).
And, technically, 1080p doesn't specify the width - 1440x1080 is just as valid as 1920x1080, for being called 1080p assuming progressive scan.
Because you lot lost the war. :parrot:Depends on which war, and who you are talking to. If you are referring to the British, and WW2, technically the British and their allies won the war against the Axis powers. Admittedly, without help from the Americans, it would have been difficult.
Technically, we won the war of 1812.
Of course then the British got scared off by a tornado.Because you lot lost the war. :parrot:Depends on which war, and who you are talking to. If you are referring to the British, and WW2, technically the British and their allies won the war against the Axis powers. Admittedly, without help from the Americans, it would have been difficult.
Technically, we won the war of 1812.
Not really a war we really won but the American forces were embarrassingly trounced in one of it's landmark battles by an old woman. 2014 does, of course, mark the 200th anniversary of the British sacking Washington, nicking the Presidents dinner and torching his house.
it’s weird how it’s socially acceptable to put someone else’s genitals in your mouth but eating a dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross what a fuckin double standard
"If the account given in Genesis is really true, ought we not, after all, to thank this serpent? He was the first schoolmaster, the first advocate of learning, the first enemy of ignorance, the first to whisper in human ears the sacred word "liberty"...the creator of ambition, the author of modesty, of inquiry, of doubt, of investigation, of progress and of civilization. Give me the storm and tempest of thought and action, rather than the dead calm of ignorance and faith! Banish me from Eden when you will; but first let me eat of the fruit of the tree of knowledge!" - Robert G. Ingersoll, 1872
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Kitties are my most favourite thing ever.Did someone say MORE CATS?
Yeah basically. Marines can and do have entire conversations with "yut" "kill" and various curse words. Just remember, fuck is not a curse word for me and mine. Fuck is a comma.
Yeah basically. Marines can and do have entire conversations with "yut" "kill" and various curse words. Just remember, fuck is not a curse word for me and mine. Fuck is a comma.
I often-times find the many dialects of the Marine Corps to be interesting, or at least entertaining. It’s strange how once someone goes into bootcamp and gets shit out the other side, their entire vocabulary is increased (or decreased really) with a bunch of nonsensical grunts and half-phrases. Some of these people continue to talk like this for years, to a point where I feel it actually starts to deteriorate their vocabulary uncontrollably. I refer to this as “SNCO Syndrome,” keep in mind that not all Staff NCO’s suffer from this. Often times when people get to the fleet, their motivation becomes torn in half at the reality of it all and they start to regain their original thought processes again.
Some, however, retain this mode of thought and speech. This comic is actually inspired by a true story. I had a Master Guns who would literally say “Cleared Hot!” in place of most of this vocabulary. Sometimes it made sense, most of the time it didn’t. I know how it impacted the work environment, which is to say, not really at all. However, I can’t imagine that at home yelling “Cleared Hot!” at the most inappropriate times would end well. These things carry on all over the Corps though; my recruiter, a Staff Sergeant at the time, used to end every sentence and answer every question with “Good to Go.” As strange as it is, usually you knew what he meant. Other words permeate the barracks and chow halls of the Marine Corps, such as Hello, Roger, and the almost always inappropriate, Kill or it’s extended version: Kill Bodies. I think what bothers me the most about Kill as a response is that it’s never the people who’ve actually killed someone that use it.
Whatever the case, I think all Marines–SNCO’s and motivated junior enlisted need to expand their vocabularies. If you’re the kind of person that can answer a question with Semper Fi, you probably need to be on medication. Marine-Speak though, love it or hate it–to each his own–is universally understood by Marines alike, whether they use it or not.
With that said, welcome to comic #2! I plan on keeping Tuesday and Friday as my update days. I’m going to try and hold true to that as best I can. I’m still working on getting a forum up. As I mentioned in the news, as I work on the site things may come and go and do some crazy shit, so just bare with it. Eventually I’ll get everything settled to a point where I can leave it alone. The forum is coming, I’m trying to find one that’s suitable and easy for someone like me who knows nothing about PHP and HTML to use.
One last note, I’d like all you motivated warfighters to do me a favor. If you have a buddy (all Marines have “a buddy”) who happens to be stationed elsewhere such as Pendleton or Lejeune, please send them the site and let them have a look around. Lets make this shit Marine Corps wide!
Out.
QuoteIt’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.
QuoteQuoteIt’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.
*Ancient Aliens Guy Meme* "Neckbeards"
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~Do you want to build a human~
~Do you want to build a human~
Damn, seeing all those parodies of Frozen without knowing what they are about is annoying. I should watch that movie.
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Why is "d" the abbreviation for penny/pence instead of "p"?
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:psyduck:As a friend of mine says, "My car gets 16 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!"
1. She's pretty much right about the messages of the movie, although it doesn't have to apply only to gay rights... It applies to anyone who doesn't fit the mold of what their families or society expects of them.
That said, I think the message of the movie is great. In fact, while reading her point-to-point explanation of each of the movie's "gay" concepts I kept wondering why she had to think that these things she was bringing up were so negative. A lot of those paragraphs could have been read as a positive reason to support gay rights. I think if she knew any actual gay people... If she were forced to get to know them and understand why they are the way they are and whether they really are immoral or depraved, she would be forced to conclude that those messages from the movie really are good and important for society to hear.
It's so easy to act like gay people aren't actually people, as if they aren't even real, when the gay people you imagine in your mind are as cartoonish as the bloodthirsty Lamanites in the living scriptures videos. Once you realize that they are real people trying to live good happy lives, instead of trying to push their liberal agenda on all the "normal" people, it's a whole different story.
2. Can someone write one of these for The Lion King? All scar was doing was overthrowing a fascist dictator who refused to feed the hyenas, instead letting them starve. Something something.
Do The Little Mermaid next. It's clearly liberal propaganda.: defy tradition, do thee things that 'feel' good. Follow the sinful land people, even if it puts the whole kingdom at risk.
Pretty sure Tangled is all about a mom trying to keep her daughter a pure virgin, only for an evil greedy man to steal it away, even though doing so removes her sacred powers and almost kills her.
I could do this all day. When your primary agenda is to reject change under the assumption that the old ways (tradition) are already perfect and ideal, everything is your enemy. Fighting progress, literally intentionally stunting growth.
I've heard people take the approach that Elsa has a mental illness such as depression or anxiety. You can put any twist you want on it. Many people struggle with a lot of different things. Some socially accepted, some not. I feel Frozen encourages people to be themselves, to not give up on family, to be conscious of the motives of others, to set aside time for those we love, and many other lessons.. and I don't even LIKE the movie. So while I feel your opinion on the motive behind the movie is quite the stretch, at least you are pondering what YOU gained from it.
I think my family saw a totally different version of "Frozen" than you did.
But people see what they want to see.....
I, for one, was happy to see a lead female Disney character get saved by the love and sacrifice of her sister instead of being rescued by the handsome prince. I was happy to hear common sense in Elsa's "you can't marry someone you just met". I was thrilled to see stronger female characters.
Being hidden away isn't a new idea. Wasn't Sleeping Beauty hidden away with her fairy godmothers so that she wouldn't be found? Are you going to find issue with a young woman being guarded by three fairies, too?
And please. The story is an adaptation from Hans Christian Andersen's "The Snow Queen", which they had to take liberties with, as parts of the viewing public would obviously take issue with Gerda saying the Lord's Prayer to stop the snowflakes protecting the palace so that she could enter.
*sigh* Call it what you will. We aren't going to read anything into the story more than what is there. I think my kids are safe.
As a friend of mine says, "My car gets 16 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!"Your friend is Abe Simpson, and it's 40 rods to the hogshead (which is about 10.5 feet per gallon or 84 centimetres per litre).
I hate Penny Arcade with a passion, however(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/business_idea.png)
I have been saying this FOREVER!
Seriously every time a character dies "Uh... guys? I have like 30 magic "don't die" buttons right here in the bag. Why is everyone freaking out? Guys?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T24DPU-hkJM
I love his video about the sound a sword makes when being drawn from a scabbard.
Quotewhat happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever askedGreetings, Aperture employees, Cave Johnson here with some good news, and some bad news. Good news is, our experiments with portaling a werewolf onto the lunar surface produced very clear, and very immediate results! Go team!
Bad news is, those results were that the poor guy died of hypothermia and asphyxia within seconds, same as all the other test subjects we sent up there. Apparently lycanthropy does not grant one an immunity to zero-atmosphere environments as I had suspected. My assistant, Greg, tells me that I was actually thinking of vampires there, and not werewolves, so…that one’s on me.
However, this brings me to some more good news: Any test subjects who had been quarantined in Test Chamber 32A due to sudden cases of vampirism, you’re in luck, because we’ve got a new test ready just for you! Just hustle on over towards the lone portal surface on the east wall there while we move the airtight paneling into place to begin the test.
Anyway, that’s that…now get back to work, everyone! Except for you, over there by the coffee machine. Break room rules clearly state a 15-minute max, and you’ve been in there for 20. You know the drill. Box, stuff, door, parking lot, adios, you’re fired.
Cave Johnson, we’re done here.
http://benedictcumberbatchgenerator.tumblr.com/
Bouillabaisse Humperdinck
Tiddleywomp Curdlemilk
Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan
Benetton Chowderpants
"white walkers"Is that the Song of Ice and Fire version of zombies?
First time I tried it I got Bukakke Chickenstrips. :psyduck:http://benedictcumberbatchgenerator.tumblr.com/
Bouillabaisse Humperdinck
Tiddleywomp Curdlemilk
Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan
Benetton Chowderpants
Cogglesnatch Cunningsnatch
Broccoli Cockletit
Syphilis Crimpysnitch
Budapest Lingerie....?
Burgerking Crucifix... ok.. these are just getting more ridiculous the longer I use it
Wanda's Son, Wanda's Crotchfruit... who is this Wanda?
"white walkers"Is that the Song of Ice and Fire version of zombies?
think of them more like death knights/liches from warcraft 3, minus the armor and more savage looking.I actually envisioned white walkers resembling Warcraft liches in appearance, minus the robes and dressed in what they died in, of course. Was kind of disappointed with GoT's depiction.
I still call him Benedict Cummerbund because how can I not?
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Is it any other form beside tumblr? It seems rather hard to do an archive binge that way.
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Is.. is.. that a swastika?I take it you never learned about all the experimental aircraft and weapons the Nazis had.
Captain Darling?
http://kotaku.com/chinese-newspaper-confuses-the-japanese-military-with-509258501
Hehehehe.
Side note. Tail rotor less helo designs are absolutely doable in the modern age.
Is.. is.. that a swastika?Yes, tail-rotor-less designs have been around since the beginning of helicopters. The "egg-beater" style of the Fletner probably reached its most developed form in the designs of Kaman, an American company. I don't know why, but the concept has always appealed to me, though the video illustrates one of its drawbacks; it is unsafe to approach or exit from the aircraft's sides while the rotors are turning..
watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”
(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1/1796654_10152300910910329_1517894833_n.jpg)So... who's that photobombing U2?
Well he's the only reason that photo's not boring.I was initally going to respond to this with "OHNOYOUDI'INT", but I'm actually inclined to agree with you here.
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Not even hating on U2, just the fact that without the photobomb it's just people standing there like a million other photographs that night.Well he's the only reason that photo's not boring.I was initally going to respond to this with "OHNOYOUDI'INT", but I'm actually inclined to agree with you here.
So... who's that photobombing U2?
And regardless of who that idiot is in the back...
Y'know, that officer looks far too calm for the situation I'd think. Would think just a *little* more stress would be there. Suppose it's the ol' Coruscanti 'stiff upper lip' thing.
(Coruscantian? Corusc?)
Quoteno because it’s deadQuotewhy can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
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Escher girls, fuck... no.'splain?
http://eschergirls.tumblr.com/Escher girls, fuck... no.'splain?
Not all cosplay is of the same quality...Hey, that one's at least a little bit clever. I like it.
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actually a tad, is it SFW for me to click that link?http://eschergirls.tumblr.com/Escher girls, fuck... no.'splain?
Do I need to say more?
hahaha good thing I was cautious. able to give me a quick run down or should I wait until I get home?
Can you bend your arm that way, though?
We got hoverboards (http://www.sliptalk.com/2014/03/04/hoverboard/#.UxY8hyea-NU)!!
http://huvrtech.com/
It's just an outwards rotation. Not an uncommon movement...Still, that really looks like an angle of more than 180 degrees, that's further than I can go.
Did I just watch a video about a satellite, or a video about a JAXA engineer and a NASA engineer getting it on at the JAXA engineer's sister's(?) wedding?You certainly watched one that stereotypes women as unable to concentrate on their jobs, because getting married is the only thing that matters. Would a similar anime with a cast of male engineers feature a wedding at all? :roll:
I didn't see where either of the two women were unable to concentrate on their jobs. Wasn't the JAXA engineer so busy working on the satellite data that she had to rush to reach the wedding in time? There seem to be fragments of three stories in there and none of them really make their point clear.Did I just watch a video about a satellite, or a video about a JAXA engineer and a NASA engineer getting it on at the JAXA engineer's sister's(?) wedding?You certainly watched one that stereotypes women as unable to concentrate on their jobs, because getting married is the only thing that matters. Would a similar anime with a cast of male engineers feature a wedding at all? :roll:
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What in the wide world of sports is going on there?
We got a lovely hoax. Harnessing electricity and magnetism to produce antigravity?I see this and I think
Fuckin' Magnets.. How do they work?
To me it's simply brilliant and I fully suport it.Not all cosplay is of the same quality...Hey, that one's at least a little bit clever. I like it.
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I have no strong feelings one way or the other, but that is clearly a prank.
Which is also the car they drove into the lot in the video. With Doc Brown in it. There's nothing vague about what they're trying to do here. And yeah, there's no giveaway involved, I don't see how you got that idea.I have no strong feelings one way or the other, but that is clearly a prank.
The giveaway is the date/time thing in the upper right hand corner. Looking vaguely similar to the readout on the dash of a certain DeLorean we're all familiar with.
[NatGeo photographer after being bombarded with dead penguins for four days]
"This is the best thing ever!" :mrgreen:
I get what he's saying, and those ARE some great shots, but I would have trouble getting over the yuck of dead birds. Guess that's why I don't take science photos.
Funny or die, apparently.Which is also the car they drove into the lot in the video. With Doc Brown in it. There's nothing vague about what they're trying to do here. And yeah, there's no giveaway involved, I don't see how you got that idea.I have no strong feelings one way or the other, but that is clearly a prank.
The giveaway is the date/time thing in the upper right hand corner. Looking vaguely similar to the readout on the dash of a certain DeLorean we're all familiar with.
Also, thanks to Redball for reminding me that the word I was looking for was 'hoax'.
If you zoom in a bit, the "camera" doesn't look like anything modern.Judging from the general shape, small circular button at the top corner, and the edge of the lens housing below, it looks like a member of the Box Brownie (http://img1.iwascoding.com/4/2014/02/06/5B/CE9872725DE843EC8BB23A7C8A4AECB0.jpg) family to me.
On the Colbert clip (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,29268.msg1228718.html#msg1228718), I suppose it is pointless to speculate on the state of a mind in which homosexuality is regarded as a "self-professed behaviour" while adherence to a particular religion is not?
nah transmogifier is a world of warcraft thing that aloows you to change race/faction/gear if I remember correctly.
trans-mog-i-fi-er
I offer this sacrifice to the calvin and hobbes fans
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We already have cat-sized dogs, but I think the world would be a better place if we could all keep dog-sized cats as pets.
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Good ol' Diogenes <3
Also the amount I can relate to the Chicken bit. Ye gods.
See, my first thought was Red Dwarf, does that still make me an "F'ing kid"? :Pnah transmogifier is a world of warcraft thing that aloows you to change race/faction/gear if I remember correctly.
trans-mog-i-fi-er
F'ing kids who don't know the classics, in this case, Calvin & Hobbes. :psyduck:
Edit: Then I see that bainidhe_dub beat me to it, and my faith in humanity is restored. :-D
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Torturing you and making you watch as they cut you up and pull at your organs.Seems like any time they need to do brain surgery. Naturally, they keep you awake for that shit.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/92662e7e7d94f4548ad4b0650559744c/tumblr_n243hyWj9i1qza249o1_500.jpg)Interesting, although I didn't know "vixen" and "sexpot" were pejoratives. I just thought they were old-timey, but complimentary.
Interesting, although I didn't know "vixen" and "sexpot" were pejoratives. I just thought they were old-timey, but complimentary.
What makes the list worse is that neither of the first two on the "positive expressions" for women are specific to being sexually active, while most of the male ones and all of the negative female expressions are.None of them are. The acronym of MILF already makes incredibly clear that it's not referring to the woman's wishes or behaviour, other than being a mother.
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1/1690399_771014469586233_512958397_n.jpg)The text at the bottom is kind of misleading. Both used telescopes, one telescope was well over a century more advanced. Sure, the iPhone looked through the telescope and took the picture, but...they're both basically cameras looking through telescopes.
]The text at the bottom is kind of misleading. Both used telescopes, one telescope was well over a century more advanced. Sure, the iPhone looked through the telescope and took the picture, but...they're both basically cameras looking through telescopes.
I do in fact. It still doesn't look like a Hyena.there are more Hyenas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyena) out there than just the spotted.
]The text at the bottom is kind of misleading. Both used telescopes, one telescope was well over a century more advanced. Sure, the iPhone looked through the telescope and took the picture, but...they're both basically cameras looking through telescopes.
I agree. I bet the single biggest difference is in glass quality.
Well yeah, but that would've been the case no matter what you took a picture of, and it has nothing to do with the telescope.]The text at the bottom is kind of misleading. Both used telescopes, one telescope was well over a century more advanced. Sure, the iPhone looked through the telescope and took the picture, but...they're both basically cameras looking through telescopes.
I agree. I bet the single biggest difference is in glass quality.
The change of exposure from 50 minutes to 1 second (plus colour) is not a trivial one, though.
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I'd rather have a dire wolf.I'd rather have a dragon!
I'd rather have a dire wolf.
A huskey? Those aren't hard to come by.Quote from: Method of MadnessI'd rather have a dire wolf.
Talk to the Starks
Oh, wait ......
I'd rather have a dragon!
<creepy dancing video>
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yeah just some reason to make fun of terry.There is a nail, you can see it just to the left of the hole. Though why she tried pounding it in further when it was already flush with the wall is beyond me.
what did you think was going to happen? You don't even have a nail!
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A huskey? Those aren't hard to come by.Quote from: Method of MadnessI'd rather have a dire wolf.
Talk to the Starks
Oh, wait ......
Quote from: anagrammatonQuote from: compromisedanalintegrityQuote from: thespiritfoxWe lost Earl Ragnar, our favorite Beta fish.
& we were sure to give him a viking’s funeral as such a magnificent fish as he deserves.
See you in Valhalla my friend.
Sail, Ragnar. Sail.
you set your little girl’s dead fish on fire in front of her eyes this is incredible
wow
Oh my god
Speaking of Arrested Development/Game of Thrones mashups :roll: (apologies if this is a repost from a while back but even if it is, it's worth rewatching)
Spoilers from book/season 3 of aSoIaF/GoT.
...the Red Wedding?
Daylight savings time. Day one.
I have discovered The Legend of Neil (http://pauliukonis.com/miscfiles/legendofneil.php?id=101). It is glorious and now I kind of wish I had my old NES....
I think they made a youtube video saying they will be making season 3 soon or something.I have discovered The Legend of Neil (http://pauliukonis.com/miscfiles/legendofneil.php?id=101). It is glorious and now I kind of wish I had my old NES....
Awww.. there isn't any more of it? :( It looks like it belongs on The Escapist along with that other show... Doomsday Arcade :)
So either I'm getting older or internet meme's are just getting more retarded... this stupid "doge" thing will be over in a few more months... thank god -_-
I have discovered The Legend of Neil (http://pauliukonis.com/miscfiles/legendofneil.php?id=101). It is glorious and now I kind of wish I had my old NES....
Awww.. there isn't any more of it? :( It looks like it belongs on The Escapist along with that other show... Doomsday Arcade :)
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doesn't sega-saturn predate atari
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/1795536_697072233689928_189470640_n.png)I honestly didn't hear of Bruno until I watched Cosmos this past Sunday on FOX.
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This of course refering to Giordano Bruno who was burned at the stake by the Catholic Church as a heretic, Bruno in particular espoused Nicolaus Copernicus's heliocentric theory amongst other things. This particular tweet also references Galileo Galilei who was of course one of the greatest astronomers in human history, a true pioneer of the field, and was prosecuted extensively by the Catholic church for his entire life but of course he was absolved centuries later... which of course makes it all better.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_and_science
In Galileo's case, putting the Pope's words into the mouth of a character whose name roughly translates to "Dumbass" didn't help him so much...(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/1795536_697072233689928_189470640_n.png)I honestly didn't hear of Bruno until I watched Cosmos this past Sunday on FOX.
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This of course refering to Giordano Bruno who was burned at the stake by the Catholic Church as a heretic, Bruno in particular espoused Nicolaus Copernicus's heliocentric theory amongst other things. This particular tweet also references Galileo Galilei who was of course one of the greatest astronomers in human history, a true pioneer of the field, and was prosecuted extensively by the Catholic church for his entire life but of course he was absolved centuries later... which of course makes it all better.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_and_science
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My sister looked out the window of her apartment and saw an ongoing lightsaber battle in progress(http://i.imgur.com/ynEoEfW.jpg)
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/1932470_661484700564403_674223331_n.jpg)"When they said to always use protection, I didn't know they meant eye protection :claireface:
Kitty does not know what to do with the butterfly that landed on its paw.(http://24.media.tumblr.com/100e27a5357a60a15bd7905947b62829/tumblr_n2b1slXTBN1rrombpo1_400.gif)
Family added a sandbox to their baby’s grave so big brother could “play with” him when they visit the cemetery
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[...]That's a lovely idea but I cannot imagine the pain involved.QuoteFamily added a sandbox to their baby’s grave so big brother could “play with” him when they visit the cemetery
I wanna see if they're hitting anything. But yeah this is what happens when you marathon assassin's creed and Lord of the Rings while putting the elf archer sequences in slow mo.
I'd like to see them doing it with something that's not a toy bow.It is hardly a bow at all. The "bow" seems to be rigid, with a piece of elastic instead of a bow-string.
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/1976945_10153933959765634_1796390290_n.jpg)Yeah, that's pretty much how it is here. Friday it was 70. Saturday it rained all day. This morning it was 20. Today it's supposed to get to 70 again.
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That should be a meme... something like "Fabulous Putin" :)
I made him a little kitty snow fort and I think he likes it as much as I do
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/1912299_10153901568500634_1810137406_n.jpg)Yeah, sorry guys. We stole all the warm weather again. The high for Today is going to be about 72 here. (http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/weather/forecast.map.html/Today.html) Sorry for anybody who has to thaw out their car before driving anywhere.
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So, I don't know if any of you guys here have seen any like this but apparently Glen Beck has some pony plushes on his desk. Reference photos as well as reference videoNot actually the case, he's standing up for a bullied kid who is. Read about it here. (http://www.glennbeck.com/2014/03/17/standwithgrayson-glenn-stands-in-solidarity-with-a-9-year-old-nc-student/)
http://prntscr.com/31wwh7
http://prntscr.com/31wxdg
http://prntscr.com/31wxpd
http://www.video.theblaze.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=31570915
So Glenn Beck's a brony
“We’re not aficionados on My Little Pony. But I am an aficionado on what it takes to be a man in today’s world. And just because you like little ponies means nothing. You having the courage to be who you are and stand up no matter what society says, that is worth its weight in gold,” Glenn concluded. “Send us your snapshots or whatever else you might have and we’ll post them. And Grayson, if you and your mom ever want to come down to Dallas, you let me know. You can bring your My Little Pony lunch bag, and I might bring My Little Pony lunch bag. And we can have lunch.”
Well, shit. Good on Glenn Beck. He's earned some respect from me for that.
Grayson is Grayson Bruce, a nine-year-old kid who was not only bullied for his MLP lunchbox, but the school administrators blamed him for bringing it to school, suggesting it was like holding up a target for bullying.
*Sigh*
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People often think of fire as a destructive force, and it can be. But fire also rejuvenates the land. Many grasses have evolved root systems that survive fires so they can be renewed, and some trees and other plants have seeds that only germinate after a fire has come through. Plus fires clean out old dead wood and other debris, making it easier for fresh plant life to grow.
I've been on a zelda kick (even replaying the original nes game) and if this were real, I would play the fuck out of this game!Have I got news for you. (http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2014-02-21-see-the-legend-of-zelda-in-first-person-on-oculus-rift)
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I've been on a zelda kick (even replaying the original nes game) and if this were real, I would play the fuck out of this game!Have I got news for you. (http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2014-02-21-see-the-legend-of-zelda-in-first-person-on-oculus-rift)
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requires oculus rift? :-(I've been on a zelda kick (even replaying the original nes game) and if this were real, I would play the fuck out of this game!Have I got news for you. (http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2014-02-21-see-the-legend-of-zelda-in-first-person-on-oculus-rift)
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NO! Don't watch that clip! Go watch the entire anime! It's worth it!
I'm not sure whether to laugh or throw up.(click to show/hide)
NSFW, I guess.(click to show/hide)
Book Hermione
...you visit XKCD a lot, don't you?That's what you noticed? Not the hours-long imgur binge?
And Bulbapedia, apparently.Take on guess on what caused that.
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Is this a thing people need telling not to do?(click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/Zry8cjf.jpg)Made in Mexico? That's an outrage! An AMERICAN crayon should be made in China. :roll:
I love Team Four Star... Ghost Nappa is awesome. They are credited with exposing me to the whole... damnit.. can't think of the word.. "shortening" of series on youtube that makes them pertty funny :)Abridging.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=86b_1359125284
http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/Oh+God+NOPE/wpThGjc
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers, and then there are educators...
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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!
Win.
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Then there's this combat footage from Syria, I'm not 100% sure what happened, but I'm pretty sure the crazy bastard in the first video just demonstrated the fine art of killing a fucking tank on foot.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=86b_1359125284
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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!
The Doge meme is the greatest thing ever, don't even try to argue. :wow:
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Shortly before my college graduation, the department chair took all the senior physics students out to a bar. That evening, the bar had a karaoke thing going on. So a couple of us sang "Bohemian Rhapsody". At one point in the song it repeats "Bismillah". The department chair happens to be Egyptian, and pointed out the meaning of "Bismillah" ("in the name of the Lord") to us.
I don't mean to offend by saying this, I'm just curious :)
Isn't that more of an excuse? Or am I not thinking of it in the right way?
I have an image about why people would dislike religion, but it is looooooooooooong, as in, it takes a couple minutes to mousewheel-scroll through it.You could put a spoiler tag on it, or just link to the image itself, or if you don't wanna do that...PM it to me.
(http://i.imgur.com/tIr3ZxV.gif)The fact that the fan is completely irrelevant is oddly bothering me.
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Is it? I thought he was trying to hit the fan in the last one.(http://i.imgur.com/tIr3ZxV.gif)The fact that the fan is completely irrelevant is oddly bothering me.
I always thought that "allah ackbar!" thing was a joke.. that's actually something serious?:facepalm: I have no words. The English equivalent. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ikynTH9oJg8#t=91) Embedding doesn't seem to support starting the clip except at the beginning.
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You'd probably want something more Crusades era for a Western equivalent to the modern use of "Allahu Ackbar" Akima.Deus Vult is what I think you are referring to... (god wills it)
It's Allahu Ackbar, and yes it's 100% serious. It's roughly "God is Great" the other common one is "Insh'Allah" which is "God's Will" you usually hear a mix of the two before the attack because they're supplicating Allah for aid in whatever they're up to, then it's pretty much all the former afterwards assuming the attack was successful.
[Carmen image]Such a bastardization of such a beautiful name. It means "song".
(http://i.imgur.com/tIr3ZxV.gif)The fact that the fan is completely irrelevant is oddly bothering me.
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Best.. cat.. ever.. http://sofapizza.me/post/77893096952/femmadilemma-just-watch-it-i-hope-this-cats (http://sofapizza.me/post/77893096952/femmadilemma-just-watch-it-i-hope-this-cats)
Which one?Hm. Interestingly enough, it never would have occurred to me to consider the second image a comic, despite it fulfilling the general criteria. I meant the Zelda one.
I think the point is just that it resonates with an experience lots of people would have had as a child.Pretty much. Most kids I knew growing up only had 2-5 NES games and rarely got to choose their own adventure.
I think it reads like page 1 of a multipage storyNo but the artist does do some classic zelda strips
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5 out of 9 ain't bad and I'd be a surfer if I had the opportunityVegetarians, really?
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Everyone remember Natalya? Crimea's new prosecutor and darling of the internet?
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So Natalya finally found out about her internet fame.
She reportedly said "I'm an attorney not a poke'man or something"
People are a bit touchy about treason like that.It's the Vikund Quisling effect, though I don't think people painted fan-art of him.
Your search - vikund quisling fanart - did not match any documents.DAMN IT
Suggestions:
- Make sure that all words are spelled correctly.
- Try different keywords.
- Try more general keywords.
- Try fewer keywords.
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Could that be third, from a different perspective? I'm terrible at sports, but I just assumed it was first from the context.It's first base (you can tell because the path to second base is to his right).
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The problem with kids, of course, is that the reverse is true. Somewhere, some 5 year old was lower than most adults get in a week because their 25 cent rubber ball was gone.
Everyone remember Natalya? Crimea's new prosecutor and darling of the internet?So Natalya finally found out about her internet fame.
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She reportedly said "I'm an attorney not a poke'man or something"
Could that be third, from a different perspective? I'm terrible at sports, but I just assumed it was first from the context.
Could that be third, from a different perspective? I'm terrible at sports, but I just assumed it was first from the context.
reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS
Ever seen the Lord smile?
All the care for the world made Beautiful a sad man?
Why do we still carry a device of torture around our necks?
Oh, how rotten your pre-apocalypse is
All you bible-black fools living over nightmare ground
A series of three extremely powerful photo galleries recently posted to Imgur. Some of you have probably already seen these but... they were amazing to me and I wanted to share.
http://imgur.com/gallery/aIa4e
http://imgur.com/gallery/r1SbN
http://imgur.com/gallery/gyCvp
The flu episode is one of my favorite Parks & Rec episodes."Stop...pooping..."-Chris Treager
Go here Metroid... (http://iamarg.com/2012/01/26/thetruestoryofjustinbailey)
Samus Aran is actually A MAN AFTER ALL?:facepalm:
The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”
Hipsters order coffee (http://eater.com/archives/2014/03/26/watch-a-sendup-of-hipsters-who-love-coffee.php).
http://obscure-vision.com/entire-new-13-story-building-tips-over-in-shanghai-china/
Foundations are for capitalists and the dogs of the Imperialist West.
Hmm. I think that's awesome - but I also know that in certain situations, it'd make me want to curl up under my seat with earplugs in until they shut the heck up. Is it just the fact that I'm feeling fragile at the moment that makes me think that is kind of rude, considering all the other passengers can't leave?
is that Danny Sexbomb in that video?
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SheldonThat is the most adorable thing.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c1f1c4fb424914d84566f2b85e1c740/tumblr_n3d8971hY31sgmbkyo1_500.jpg)So he becomes a much better actor in 9 years? The future's not so bleak after all!
This is great..I'll take your word for it, because they're blocking me even with a proxy enabled.
Louis CK Monologue (http://sofapizza.me/post/81376959546/thefilmfatale-louis-c-k-snl-monologue)
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Robot dinosaurs transforming into a robot samurai, DUH
LTK, mediahint works for that clip
Robot dinosaurs transforming into a robot samurai, DUHI always assumed the green ranger zord was godzilla...comes out of the bay and stuff just like the old godzilla movies.
when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”
...what? I seriously have no idea if this is an actual reply or a comment.. or what exactly it's supposed to say.
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What's the deal with screengrabbing not just the picture and the clever comment, but also the "LOLOLOLOL so funny" one under it? I see it ALL THE TIME.(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/10177952_10203496343468555_807448119210222445_n.jpg)
See that is so far from the word that should probably go there, I don't think it can be a typo...
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German compared to other languages:In scientific papers from groups in Germany, they often credit Deutsche Forschungsgemeinschaft (which translates to English as "German Research Foundation") for their funding. One of my former labmates (he's since graduated) used to pronounce the second word "Foreskin on mein shaft" and now that's how I read it every time I see that word. :psyduck:
(http://www.englishbaby.com/dynamic/my_photo/image/0000/0002/2586/2586492_1369719852_509523.jpg)
Godfuckingdammit. I really HATE the "German people sound angry" meme with a passion.:roll:
I am technically not German! I am allowed!Wait, what?
Im not sure Disney understands this concept very well
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/c94941be8fce40c3448e9ca8873d3fc8/tumblr_n3k75fN2FR1spm17no1_500.jpg)QuoteIm not sure Disney understands this concept very well
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That's just how English happened to end up, "Science" is not the norm among Germanic-speaking countries. It's Naturvetenskap here too
So are Danish, Swedish and Norwegian germanic? If so, I learned something today.
(http://i.imgur.com/dvNDJQE.gif)Oh, there's Perry!
That's just how English happened to end up, "Science" is not the norm among Germanic-speaking countries.The Chinese character for science is:学(http://www.picturesof.net/_images_300/Cartoon_Mad_Scientist_Vector_Clip_Art_Picture_111209-152433-636001.jpg)
Team work! Gung ho!Kudos for knowing the correct Chinese meaning of 工合 (gōng hé), "work together".
That's pretty spectacular. Although I'm a bit uncomfortable with the fact it was filmed, considering that Amish people don't want their photos taken. I guess you can't see individual faces well though.It depends on the Amish Community really. Some or more strict than others and will not allow it. Others are a bit more lax and all those participating may have given consent or were okay with it.
Can't tell if a parent put this in or a random snoopy neighbor.
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6818220288/hA34DB033/)
It's an asshole that broke into their truck to shove religion in their face... at least that's what I would assume.
Can't tell if a parent put this in or a random snoopy neighbor.Satan wears pink panties? Well... Why not? Pink panties are nice!
Show of hands for who gets the joke here?
*got fucked by a horse
The stallion Svaðilfari. Then Loki gave birth to Sleipnir, Odin's eight-legged steed.
That panties thing looks fake to me, the handwriting looks like it was written by a teenage girl.I think the content and context of the note says a lot more about who might have written it than the handwriting.
Spoiler tag added by mod in case this is NSFW in some place with a bad HR departmentThat's rather well done. It didn't occur to me that it was a fake.(click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/XJ9hgWg.gif)
It's just... scary.
I have no idea what this is, but it is awesome..
Oh look, Hodges found an animation of the last time I was on LSD.
(http://i.imgur.com/rWj8sNU.jpg)O_O
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[Spiders]
Sorry, 1994 and onward are officially on my "Nope, old enough to be my daughter" list.See, I have a general rule. If I have memories of a time where you weren't alive, you're too young. So 1990 or later is out. Moot at this point anyway, but yeah.
My requirements shift on the individualWell, yeah.
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[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo *Click*
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Met him once when Shepard Fairey was doing a thing in town. He's a douche.
Hey, that's by the same guy who made this!It's just... scary.
No, it can't be! It's got puppies! A dog with a ball! A cat!
Quote“some scientists agree”. what does that mean. some scientists. that could be two scientists. two scientists agree. two agreeable scientists isnt very credible. do it again. more scientists.(http://media.tumblr.com/a4d3595515b880ef6d1eaf3df066249d/tumblr_inline_mojstg8Bx81qz4rgp.jpg)
Especially when they start nesting inside my hollow bark without asking first. That's not polite. :oops:I was too busy capturing it (unlike the bloke in the video below, I used my patent spider-catching kit, not my hands) to take photos, but the Huntsman I ejected from my bedroom the other night was big enough for me to ride to work.
Trigger warning: Australians
Trigger warning: AustraliansAkima, how could you? Way to betray your fellow countrypeople. Should everything I type now have a warning?
He's apparently about a year and a half younger than me. So...nah, I don't suppose I feel that old.
Fuck any spider that comes into my house, I don't care what they eat.
Hey, that's by the same guy who made this!It's just... scary.
No, it can't be! It's got puppies! A dog with a ball! A cat!
I want to try that terminal roulette.. but I noticed the rm -rf which makes me nervous. I would assume that deletes a random file?
I'm also wondering if he did work for that new game Mercenary Kings.. it looks like his style.Spot on. This is his blog: probertson.tumblr.com And like that earlier black-and-white video, some things in there are definitely not safe for work.
And GarandMarine. I love that new avatar pic :)Where's that from anyway?
QuoteAnd GarandMarine. I love that new avatar pic :)Where's that from anyway?
Thanks guys. I have no idea what artist did this. It showed up as a reaction image somewhere and I just had to use it. It's pissing off one of my gaming forums. :3
On Ubuntu at least it won't let you do it by default but there's a command line switch you can use to override it.
ollivander:
illianwelchg:
ollivander:
if you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to
why don’t you go where fashion sits
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i hate this
putin on the ritz
I've put it up somewhere before I think.. but doing it again because it's a pretty interesting puzzle during slow times :)Oh godammit, you have unleashed 2048 onto the forum...
http://gabrielecirulli.github.io/2048/ (http://gabrielecirulli.github.io/2048/)
So far, my highest is 7132
Oh godammit, you have unleashed 2048 onto the forum...
Oh godammit, you have unleashed 2048 onto the forum...
It's already here since ages ago in another thread. And BTW, I beat it yesterday, getting a 2048 square with a total score of 21004.
Paging May to thread, paging May!
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You could also get the original (http://asherv.com/threes/)Huh, I had no idea that was the original. Apparently I'm not alone:
Paging May to thread, paging May!
when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie
thats amore
when u swim in a creek and an eel bites ur cheek
thats a moray
A real woman is ..
QuoteQuotei wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
a dentist
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
My parents visited the planet without bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-shirt.
(http://i.imgur.com/in3DaDJ.jpg)
when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie
thats amore
when u swim in a creek and an eel bites ur cheek
thats a moray
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The first article I saw on 2048 said how it was conceptually similar to threes, though not the same. However, threes (on iOS, anyway) is utterly offputting in the slow way it starts, the sounds and music that it inflicts on you, how it takes you immediately to a login screen for an online game centre, and the like. I doubt I'll even try playing it.
Is the car chasing the rabbit or the rabbit chasing the car?The order of frames in the .gif shows the rabbit chasing the car, for whatever that is worth.
It's also not funny if the car is chasing the rabbit.
I look at it as the car LOSING to the Rabbit.Well even if the rabbit is behind, it's catching up.
Muppet Jesus Christ Superstar. (http://io9.com/the-muppets-jesus-christ-superstar-is-a-real-album-that-1563481673)
http://iloveyoulikeafatladylovesapples.com/ (http://iloveyoulikeafatladylovesapples.com/)SHE EATS THE CORE!
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/1bf4e140316f22db2de1862bf06c26a8/tumblr_mh61t2P48B1r9u7bjo1_250.gif) (http://24.media.tumblr.com/cabb065d8aa4f913fb5e5ef21bf9c947/tumblr_mh61t2P48B1r9u7bjo2_250.gif)ENJOY YOUR DEATH TRAP, LADIES!
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/0f99218843799aeee193f435fc8a188b/tumblr_mh61t2P48B1r9u7bjo3_250.gif) (http://24.media.tumblr.com/a394d4be684e392bae80e842c593ac5a/tumblr_mh61t2P48B1r9u7bjo4_250.gif)
ENJOY YOUR DEATH TRAP, LADIES!
One more time!
There's no core if you ask me... There are just many people that eat it wrong (http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/11/apple-cores-are-a-myth/281531/).http://iloveyoulikeafatladylovesapples.com/ (http://iloveyoulikeafatladylovesapples.com/)SHE EATS THE CORE!
http://factsandchicks.com/ (http://factsandchicks.com/)Those are actually some interesting facts!
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/d3b445a0192af880039c506f52b132b7/tumblr_n3jmgg64tf1qfc3mxo1_400.gif)(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/9/20/11/enhanced-buzz-10511-1348154084-3.jpg)
Killjoy. :P ;)
[...]Promises, promises, promises.
If you need me I'll be in the pointless thread, wanking and crying.
http://factsandchicks.com/ (http://factsandchicks.com/)
so i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings
and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding
and i’m just like
are you sure
are you really sure about that
Quoteso i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings
and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding
and i’m just like
are you sure
are you really sure about that
[...]Promises, promises, promises.
If you need me I'll be in the pointless thread, wanking and crying.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/451ee1175df1e774f3c9860c9ba91613/tumblr_n44o29ixXJ1qza249o1_400.png)The fact this picture exists is irony in itself.
Sorry for your boner. Though I have to wonder what you thought would happen at a website with that name ...[...]Promises, promises, promises.
If you need me I'll be in the pointless thread, wanking and crying.
Man, you provided that facts and chicks link... and didn't warn me it'd be NSFW.
Awkward work boner.
Yup. Didn't see it coming.[...]The fact this picture exists is irony in itself.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/451ee1175df1e774f3c9860c9ba91613/tumblr_n44o29ixXJ1qza249o1_400.png)The fact this picture exists is irony in itself.
Screen Leia: Yeah, yeah, I can read Wookieepedia too. Look, I’m representing the movies here, I don’t hold with any of that Expanded Universe continuity. Maybe it’s like that cave on Dagobah where Luke had to fight Vader, but it wasn’t really Vader, because then his mask fell off and it was Luke’s face … you see where I’m going with this. It could be one of those Jedi worthiness tests.
Book Leia: Well, if we are to be tested, I am ready.
Book Leia adopts a combat stance and boots up her lightsaber, a blue one, with the usual awesome sound effect. Screen Leia squares off as well, but then she stops.
Screen Leia: Oh my God, we get a lightsaber?
Book Leia: Pretty sweet, huh? Built it myself.
Screen Leia: Whoa. Hang on. Time out. I mean, I get some sweet blaster action in the movies, but I never get anywhere near my own lightsaber.
Book Leia: I know. Look, don’t tell anybody, because you’re not really supposed to know yet—or at any rate not till the way end of Return of the Jedi—but we actually have bigtime Force powers. Major league. I’m totally a Jedi Knight. Oh, also: don’t snog Luke, he’s your brother.
Screen Leia struggles to take all this in.
Screen Leia: OK. OK. Feeling just a little cheated here.
Sorry for your boner. Though I have to wonder what you thought would happen at a website with that name ...[...]Promises, promises, promises.
If you need me I'll be in the pointless thread, wanking and crying.
Man, you provided that facts and chicks link... and didn't warn me it'd be NSFW.
Awkward work boner.Yup. Didn't see it coming.[...]The fact this picture exists is irony in itself.
That's awesome, in all its naivete.I must say, I was guilty of the same thing.
I assumed the link was clickbait and it would be baby chickens. I'm not joking.
How to fuck with anime fans:
Step 1) put a wig on your dog
Step 2)
I just had a thought. How do you control an undead dog?(http://24.media.tumblr.com/d5b1f02b0a42d21c0e2f2242f442d7df/tumblr_mtb0upQ6eT1qadckeo1_500.gif)(click to show/hide)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/e8c3df54820ec1b653fcb4307cf31907/tumblr_n4adrwOOZv1qcf2rso1_500.jpg)QuoteHow to fuck with anime fans:
Step 1) put a wig on your dog
Step 2)
It's a chimera from Fullmetal Alchemist. Sad, sad beings.
(http://i.imgur.com/Q9BMBUl.jpg)
Wait, that's not the girl from The Ring?
I... what? The text and that image together have left me really... confused...Its a site that lists random facts overtop pictures of female models. You can see the name of said sight in the lower right hand corner of the picture. The images and the facts are usually not related. In this case they sort of related because there is a superman "S" on her top.
Wait, that's not the girl from The Ring?
That was my first thought and I was creeped out. Then the girl from FMA was brought up, and I don't know if I should feel scared by the picture or sad...
(http://i.imgur.com/u1LOYpQ.jpg)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/d5b1f02b0a42d21c0e2f2242f442d7df/tumblr_mtb0upQ6eT1qadckeo1_500.gifStill the greatest intro to a WoW expansion (aside from it being the best expansion yet).
http://24.media.tumblr.com/60adc83ad4f22dfa615bfbd522e5c6c7/tumblr_n3qk8ctHGu1qdtckro1_500.jpg
Watching "Avatar" I noticed this subliminal American flag.
seasonal fashion according to me
god i hate summer
I feel mildly guilty for turning you onto that site.
How about Cocks and Misinformation, with photos of cockerels and outright lies?
Hockey player makes kid’s day. (http://www.tastefullyoffensive.com/2014/04/nhl-hockey-star-jordin-tootoo-makes.html)
A reminder that this is not the place for images of sexual nature, spoilered or not, animated or real, as per the rules (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php?topic=4161.0). (This refers to an image now deleted.)Ahh c'mon, that image was only sexual in the broadest, most technical sense of the word. I thought it was funny. What if it hadn't been animated?
QuoteHockey player makes kid’s day. (http://www.tastefullyoffensive.com/2014/04/nhl-hockey-star-jordin-tootoo-makes.html)
Ahh c'mon, that image was only sexual in the broadest, most technical sense of the word. I thought it was funny. What if it hadn't been animated?
QuoteHockey player makes kid’s day. (http://www.tastefullyoffensive.com/2014/04/nhl-hockey-star-jordin-tootoo-makes.html)
Things like this are why I will never not love hockey.
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The Angels are invading. Breaking a long silence, the mysterious life-forms known as the Angels suddenly appear. The weapons the UN forces gather together in retaliation can't even scratch them. In the end, they turn to the secret agency, NERV, to manage the anti-Angel strategy.
With Neo-Tokyo 3 in their sights, the Angels slowly advance upon the city...but suddenly a spaceship comes hurtling down from the sky above the Angels: Sky Lynx! Out of the ship emerges warriors of the far-off planet Cybertron. They've come to investigate after noticing an unusual energy reading.
"We can't let a disaster like the Second Impact occur on this planet."
"What?! What are these monsters?!"
The shocked Cybertron Convoy sets its sights on an enemy much bigger than themselves.
This is so beautiful. D:Awwww! :)
Man finds out he's going to be a grandad. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2sM7tzILeE)
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(http://images.cdn.bigcartel.com/bigcartel/product_images/122914230/max_h-1000+max_w-1000/Jimbothejam.jpg)I think you just broke my brain. :psyduck:
I found it on a newspaper archive site, and grabbed it for you:
Sketchy?
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