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Title: Turn Off Mixtape
Post by: Praeserpium Machinarum on 17 Mar 2006, 12:33

This is somewhat of an odd request but I need songs to a mixtape that turn people off and possibly castrates them. It can loud or subliminal as long as makes people asexual.
Suggestions are great yet samples are better since file-sharing programs and my computer does not mix for some reason.

My list so far(not very good):

Atari Teenage Riot - Digital Hardcore
Acid Mothers Temple - Woman from a Hell
Xiu Xiu - Pink City and possibly Hives Hives
Ulver - Christmas
Angelspit - Maggot
Low - Whore(a long shot)

Title: Turn Off Mixtape
Post by: mberan42 on 17 Mar 2006, 12:36

Slipknot
Korn
Creed
and all the like.

Gangsta rap
Sir Mix a Lot
MC Hammer
Vanilla Ice

Doogie Howser theme song

/got nothin'

Title: Turn Off Mixtape
Post by: BeoPuppy on 17 Mar 2006, 12:52

Jantje Smit.

Trust me.

Title: Turn Off Mixtape
Post by: MilkmanDan on 17 Mar 2006, 13:16

The Roots - Return to innocence lost.
Depressing spoken word poem about alchoholism and rape, over freaky ambience and possible sounds of muffled domestic abuse = Not so hot.

Title: Turn Off Mixtape
Post by: Ravenbomb on 17 Mar 2006, 13:20

Gwar

Title: Turn Off Mixtape
Post by: Johnny C on 17 Mar 2006, 15:54

Songs by Femme Fatale or off of the A-Frames' Black Forest would do.

Title: Turn Off Mixtape
Post by: rive gauche on 17 Mar 2006, 16:13

Toss on Dead Wrong by Notorious B.I.G.

If you want to know why, here are some of the lyrics:

"Take her Gucci bag and the North Face off her back
Jab her if she act
Funny wit the money
Oh you got me mistakin honey
I don't wanna rape ya
I just want the paper"

"Smell the indonesia beat you to a ceasure
Then fuck your mom hit them skins to amnesia
She don't remember shit just the two hits
Her hittin the floor and me hittin the clit
Sucking on her tits
Had the hooker beggin for the dick
And your moms ain't ugly love my dick got rock quick
I guess I was a combination of House of Pain and Bobby Brown
I was humpin around and jumpin around
Jacked her then I asked her who's the man
She said B-I-G then I bust in her E-Y-E"

"Slit the wrist of little sis
After she sucked the dick, I stabbed her brother with the ice pick
Because he wanted me to fuck her from the back
But Smalls don't get down like that
Got your father hotter than the room
Fucked him with a broom
Split him down the back and threw salt in the wound"

Yep.

Title: Turn Off Mixtape
Post by: M3gaBigh on 17 Mar 2006, 19:00

How about anything from William Hung?

Title: Turn Off Mixtape
Post by: October Blues on 17 Mar 2006, 23:13

Christian Death's "I Hate You"

uuuuugh

Title: Turn Off Mixtape
Post by: LIVE!Forever on 17 Mar 2006, 23:44

Quote from: October Blues

Christian Death's "I Hate You"

uuuuugh

dont' you mean master p's, "ugggjggjghghgh"


make em say uggg! ;)

Title: Turn Off Mixtape
Post by: Rizzo on 17 Mar 2006, 23:46

Crazy Frog-Axel F

Shai Hulud-Two and Twenty Misfortunes;
he is the most miserable of men.
every word he speaks reeks of failure.
he has failed where others
have succeeded threefold.
this failure suffers

Killing Miranda-Spit;
You think you've won again
Show me your world of pain
You think you've come to gloat
Well now, I'm gonna cut your throat
I'm gonna fuck your friends up
I'm gonna kill your parents
You think I'm fucking psycho?
I'll show you fuckin psycho

Amen-Please Kill Me;
Please kill me
Don’t wanna be alive
Just kill me
Don’t stay alive
Just kill this life of guns and kill your sons
Please kill me
Don’t wanna be alive
Just kill me
Don’t stay alive
Just kill this life of guns and kill yourself

The Birthday Massacre-Happy Birthday;
I think my friend said, "Stick it in the back of her head."
I think my friend said, "Two of them are sisters."
"I'm a murder tramp, birthday boy", I think I said
"I'm gonna bash them in, bash them in", I think he said

Admittedly these are all only lyrical turn offs. Most of them are quite catchy.

I can send you them if you're interested.

You could also try Venus Blue by Acid Bath or pretty much anything by Acid Bath.

Title: Turn Off Mixtape
Post by: The Hammered on 18 Mar 2006, 04:55

Try Halloween by Mudhoney. The Sonic Youth version, not so much; but I don't think Mark Arm turns many people on.

Title: Re: Turn Off Mixtape
Post by: KharBevNor on 18 Mar 2006, 05:12

Quote from: Praeserpium Machinarum

Angelspit - Maggot

I would totally bump uglies to this. Also, pretty much any Acid Bath song. That's sensuous stuff!

If you really want to destroy someone's sex drive:

1. Current 93 - Falling Back in Fields of Rape (14:40)
2. Abathur - Caspian Sea (Instrumental) (1:55)
3. Sunn O))) - O))) Bow 1 (5:54)
4. Merzbow - I Lead You Towards Glorious Times (5:29)
5. Belketre - Last Sigh Of God (1:58)
6. Navicon Torture Technologies - What Is This Universe Where I Am Encased Within A Mile-Deep Pit Of Feces (6:40)
7. Anaxagazaroth - Satan Devours His Own (5:17)
8. Death In June - Klaus Barbie (2:12)
9. Schizoid - En Ring Til a Herske (8:01)
10. Vlad Tepes - Massacre Song From The Devastated Lands (4:19)
11. Burzum - Spell Of Descruction (demo) (4:56)
12. Nortt - Glemt (7:37)
13. Misanthropy - Total Destruction (3:38)
14. Xasthur - Middle Ages Return (4:17)

It's all noise, sludge, uncomfortable industrial and buzzing, shrieking, lake-bottom production black metal.

Title: Turn Off Mixtape
Post by: Der Golem on 18 Mar 2006, 05:12

Glassjaw should turn most people off, especially their debut, with lyrics like;

"I only beat you when I'm drunk,
you're only pretty when you're crying"

"Won't you suck on the end of this dick that cums lead?!"

"I like your pretty eyes better blackened
and my fists all fucking red"

Title: Turn Off Mixtape
Post by: Valrus on 18 Mar 2006, 07:12

Aphex Twin - Ventolin
Tool - Faaip de oiad

Title: Turn Off Mixtape
Post by: Ravenbomb on 18 Mar 2006, 08:50

playlist nothing, just play this song on a loop:
http://www.skoften.net/comments.php?id=1618_0_1_0_C

Title: Turn Off Mixtape
Post by: E. Spaceman on 18 Mar 2006, 10:21

try anything by Raffi or Autechre

Title: Turn Off Mixtape
Post by: Kai on 18 Mar 2006, 10:54

I definitely agree with Spaceman.

Title: Turn Off Mixtape
Post by: TrueNeutral on 18 Mar 2006, 11:03

Quote from: BeoPuppy

Jantje Smit.

Trust me.

OH YEAH.

This guy knows what he's talking about. I heard this guy ONCE and my balls retreated so far into my body I had to have surgery to get them back.

Title: Turn Off Mixtape
Post by: thedevilissix on 18 Mar 2006, 11:05

Hehe, I dunno about Autechre.  "Pro Radii" from "Untilted" is pretty sexeh.

Most probably Cat Power - "Names".   Depressing in every sense during a makeout.

Title: Turn Off Mixtape
Post by: Kai on 18 Mar 2006, 11:37

Behold... The Arctopus - Exospacial Psionic Aura
Buckethead - The Descent of the Damned (You simply must put this on there; It will pretty much kill any mood).
Captain Beefheart - Dachau Blues (Chaotic blues with holocaust lyrics? Sign me up, bitches)
Coil - The Anal Staircase
Fuck...I'm Dead - Slowly Raped with a Chainsaw (It's only a minute long, just put it on there)
Impaled Nazarene - Damnation (Raping the Angels)
Nile - Masturbating The War God


Or you could just put Fantomas' Delirium Cordia on. ambient concept albums about going through surgery without anasthetic? Hellz yes.

Title: Turn Off Mixtape
Post by: BeoPuppy on 18 Mar 2006, 11:46

Quote from: TrueNeutral

Quote from: BeoPuppy

Jantje Smit.

Trust me.

OH YEAH.

This guy knows what he's talking about. I heard this guy ONCE and my balls retreated so far into my body I had to have surgery to get them back.

This is the music that the americans use to torture al-quaida members.