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Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: Velly on 27 Apr 2006, 08:39
This is some 80's video from Finland that appears to be starring Luke Skywalker and that chick from Grease.  





I swear it's like the Ring.  Once you see it, you have to pass it on.. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8610362188397291938)[/url]
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: JodyAnthony on 27 Apr 2006, 08:45
as soon as I saw the people dancing near the beginning, I knew I was about to get rocked so hard.

I was right.

EDIT:

Ok.

I can't watch the whole thing.

I'm at work, and it is SO hard to keep from laughing out loud.  My eyes are watering, and I only got through about half of it.

best video I have ever seen, ever. I love you for sharing it.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: KharBevNor on 27 Apr 2006, 08:46
Sorry, I think you meant to put 'best' instead of 'worst' in the title of your thread.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: Velly on 27 Apr 2006, 09:01
Yeah.  So bad it's good!


-bows towards the audience-
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: negative creep on 27 Apr 2006, 09:05
hahaha fucking awesome!
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: Garcin on 27 Apr 2006, 09:40
Holy.  Shit.  That was crazy awesome.  I think I'm starting to understand how Lordi got the vote for Eurovision.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: nEmoGrinder on 27 Apr 2006, 09:41
like an...ABBA meets outer space theme....

three to beam up....scotty, get us the hell out of here!
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: jariku on 27 Apr 2006, 11:19
Yeah! Danny is still in the music business but Armi died on drinking or drugs 10-15 years ago.

Also, the video is not from the 80s, but from the year 1978. In the 80s we had Bogart Co:

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/4479/80talet4pp.jpg
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: KharBevNor on 27 Apr 2006, 11:50
Why has the one on the far left got hand-bags stapled to his shirt?

Actually, there's too many questions like that you could ask about this picture.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 27 Apr 2006, 12:15
all of those back-up dancers win at life.  that was amazing.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: Dyess on 27 Apr 2006, 12:43
man those dancers are so good they don't even have to stay on step
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: karl gambolputty... on 27 Apr 2006, 13:47
Wow.

Edit:

Quote from: KharBevNor
Sorry, I think you meant to put 'best' instead of 'worst' in the title of your thread.


I think Leonard Nimoy would have something to say about that.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 27 Apr 2006, 15:14
Quote from: karl gambolputty...

I think Leonard Nimoy would have something to say about that.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: karl gambolputty... on 27 Apr 2006, 15:16
Exactly
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: KharBevNor on 27 Apr 2006, 15:22
Parts of that video are scarier than any extreme metal video I have ever seen.

Oh dear GODS they will haunt my dreams tonight...
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: strawberry_gashes on 27 Apr 2006, 15:45
Wow.  It was nice to have met you, because I think I'm gonna die laughing.
Either that or from repetedly banging my head against the wall...
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: Misereatur on 27 Apr 2006, 15:54
I was expecting that after the first 30 seconds Tolkien and Summoning will crash in on Dragons and slay those infadels. But when they did'nt, I nearly cried.

Khar, if anyone from the Black Metal scene get a hold of this video.. We're talking war, WITH SWORDS.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: KharBevNor on 27 Apr 2006, 16:12
You mean some sort of ETERNAL BLACK HOLOCAUST-NIGHT FORAY OF PAGAN EVIL AND THE DARK HEATHEN NECROWOLVES OV NUKLEAR CHERNOBYL-SATAN AGAINST THE FORCES OV CHRISTENDOM AND WEAKENING LIGHT (INITIATION OV OPEN BLACK METAL HATEKRIEG)?

'Cos I'd be up for that. I have a dentists appointment on Saturday though.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: Storm Rider on 27 Apr 2006, 16:18
Quote from: KharBevNor
[utter awesome]


I would totally fucking sigquote that, but it's too long, even without the tags. DAMMIT.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: Velly on 27 Apr 2006, 17:42
Quote from: karl gambolputty...
Wow.

Edit:

Quote from: KharBevNor
Sorry, I think you meant to put 'best' instead of 'worst' in the title of your thread.


I think Leonard Nimoy would have something to say about that.



Man.  That is bad.  But it doesn't have the dodgy 'HEY MUM I'M ON TV!!11!!!' dancers.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: Schmendrick on 27 Apr 2006, 18:53
I just realized the meaning of life


To see this music video
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: Borondir on 27 Apr 2006, 20:01
I'm trying to understand how Tolkien the devout Roman Catholic will be fighting with the UNCLEAN KVLT HORDE OV ALL UNholyINESS....WITH SWORDS, NO LESS
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: thermodynamics on 27 Apr 2006, 20:22
that's  fucking hilarious.

i'm afraid the worst music video is eddie murphy - party all the time

bad song, worse video
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: Trollstormur on 27 Apr 2006, 20:33
Quote from: Borondir
I'm trying to understand how Tolkien the devout Roman Catholic will be fighting with the UNCLEAN KVLT HORDE of ALL UNholyINESS....WITH SWORDS, NO LESS



and the founder of christianity was a lifelong pagan. it goes both ways, you see.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: Jenno on 27 Apr 2006, 21:33
Prepare for downcount! 5, 4, 3, 1, offblast!
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 27 Apr 2006, 22:14
A-dick-dick-dick-dick-dick-dick, A-dick-dick-dick-dick-dick-dick (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2542115979461212026&q=worst+music+video+ever&pl=true)
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: Inlander on 27 Apr 2006, 22:34
Quote from: Jenno
Prepare for downcount! 5, 4, 3, 1, offblast!


That one doesn't really count though, because it's actually meant to be a joke.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: Borondir on 27 Apr 2006, 22:44
Quote from: Trollstormur
Quote from: Borondir
I'm trying to understand how Tolkien the devout Roman Catholic will be fighting with the UNCLEAN KVLT HORDE of ALL UNholyINESS....WITH SWORDS, NO LESS



and the founder of christianity was a lifelong pagan. it goes both ways, you see.
If you want to call Constantine the founder yes....I wouldn't...


And back on topic, the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins is one of the most terrifying things I've ever seen...
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: E. Spaceman on 27 Apr 2006, 22:53
Or maybe Paul, who was a lifelong pagan until he was shown the light on the road to Damascus.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: Borondir on 27 Apr 2006, 23:13
Quote from: E. Spaceman
Or maybe Paul, who was a lifelong pagan until he was shown the light on the road to Damascus.
So sorry to quibble, but being an orthodox Jew hardly seems pagan to me...
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 27 Apr 2006, 23:17
HAY GUYS WHAT ABOUT THE TIME PETER DENIED JESUS THREE TIMES??  THAT WAS A REALLY BAD MUSIC VIDEO, WASN'T IT??
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: E. Spaceman on 27 Apr 2006, 23:27
Quote from: Borondir
So sorry to quibble, but being an orthodox Jew hardly seems pagan to me...


Pagan in the (incorrect)"not jesus loving" usage. Finding a pagan these days would be one hell of a job.


On Topicness: I've always hated the video for Velouria (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYxMb5eZep4&search=velouria).  I find it excruciating to look at. love the song though.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: KharBevNor on 27 Apr 2006, 23:28
What about Judas' awful novelty disco record?
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: E. Spaceman on 27 Apr 2006, 23:47
(http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2001_Barbra_Streisand_-_Timeless_(Live_in_Concert)/001BST_Barry_Gibb_01.jpg)
You betrayed me Judas, but I'm Stayin' ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: KharBevNor on 28 Apr 2006, 00:06
Quote from: E. Spaceman

Pagan in the (incorrect)"not jesus loving" usage. Finding a pagan these days would be one hell of a job.


Hi. Job over!

May day soon! BELTAAAAAINE!
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: E. Spaceman on 28 Apr 2006, 00:23
Quote from: KharBevNor
Quote from: E. Spaceman

Pagan in the (incorrect)"not jesus loving" usage. Finding a pagan these days would be one hell of a job.


Hi. Job over!

May day soon! BELTAAAAAINE!


Sorry, meant here (in Mexico), since we never had them. Plenty of other polytheists though.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: eternie on 28 Apr 2006, 01:11
Quote from: E. Spaceman
Quote from: KharBevNor
Quote from: E. Spaceman

Pagan in the (incorrect)"not jesus loving" usage. Finding a pagan these days would be one hell of a job.


Hi. Job over!

May day soon! BELTAAAAAINE!


Sorry, meant here (in Mexico), since we never had them. Plenty of other polytheists though.


Polytheism is, in a way, pagan.

A pagan religion is one that isn't one of the major ones, like Judaism, Christianity etc.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: jariku on 28 Apr 2006, 01:27
Apache! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2912951718948189420)
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: E. Spaceman on 28 Apr 2006, 01:28
Not too keep derailing this thread, but the way I've always seen paganism used is referring to the usually polytheistic religions of ancient Europe and Egypt, and not of "non mainstream" religions which would include Shintoism or Rastafarianism in the definition.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: KharBevNor on 28 Apr 2006, 09:37
Well, it depends what definition you use. Christians used to, and sometimes still do, call all other religions 'heathen', 'pagan' or even 'satanic' (normally a term reserved for actual pagan religions). Drastically simplified, paganism is a family of faiths centered (at least nowadays) upon the worship and/or deification of nature, personified or otherwise, which puts it apart from new-age or occultic faiths centered mainly on personal spirituality or magic. At least thats how I use it. For example, wicca is pagan, Thelema and LaVey Satanism aren't.

Its more complex than that of course. I mean, for example, there are three types of paganism (paleopaganism, mesopaganism and neopaganism) and there's heathenry, and all that palava. And crossovers. It's a darned mess.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: Borondir on 28 Apr 2006, 09:44
Khar is basically right. First of all, none but the most insane Christians have actually called people pagan or heathen for at least 150 years. And paganism denotes certain non monotheistic religions, especially those centered around, like Khar said, nature worship AND worhippers of old pantheons.  As such your Mexican polytheists would be "pagans" in this sense of the word.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: KharBevNor on 28 Apr 2006, 09:55
Well, the old pantheons do just tend to be very developed nature-worship, in that each god is a manifestation of a different aspect of nature, and their mythology a way of explaining natural mechanics. They simply reached a more complex level because they were mainstream. Modern neo-paganism drastically simplifies the whole business, with a lot of wiccans, for example, simply rolling the whole thing down to one male and one female god each with three aspects (the God and the Goddess). The goddess chant (Isis, Astarte, Diana, Hecate, Demeter, Kali, Inana) gives you some idea of the sort of accretion involved in that.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: JodyAnthony on 28 Apr 2006, 10:13
HEY EVERYONE, REMEMBER WHEN THIS THREAD WAS ABOUT A MUSIC VIDEO?
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: karl gambolputty... on 28 Apr 2006, 10:14
OH MAN THOSE WERE THE BEST 10 MINUTES EVER!!
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: Anathema_Device on 28 Apr 2006, 20:03
Holy god.

I think I'm in chest-hair shock. Like, wow.


Speaking of rocking dance moves, check this out:
Dancing in the Backyard (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7026644119480572591&q=ok+go&pl=true)
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: Anathema_Device on 28 Apr 2006, 20:07
Quote from: jariku
Apache! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2912951718948189420)


Can this guy PLEASE get in a moustache war with Eugene from Gogol Bordello?

http://www.43people.com/gallery/image/71481?gallery=true
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: Hat on 28 Apr 2006, 22:06
To violence against Aerobics instructors, TISM say yes   (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxwg5UQWTHs&search=Tism)
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: Trollstormur on 28 Apr 2006, 22:42
NORSK BLACK METAL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dis-JSRWrSw&search=black%20metal)


best video, ever, hands down.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: JodyAnthony on 29 Apr 2006, 09:59
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1225838952139507406&q=pizzazz&pl=true
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: karl gambolputty... on 29 Apr 2006, 10:08
Thanks.  Now I can never look at my XBox AGAIN!
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: Borondir on 29 Apr 2006, 11:52
Quote from: Trollstormur
NORSK BLACK METAL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dis-JSRWrSw&search=black%20metal)


best video, ever, hands down.
I don't think there should be any question...that video is amazing! Although you sort of have to watch other black metal videos to get it.

Maybe the funniest thing was that some of the commenters actually seemed to be genuinely upset that they were making fun of black metal.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: Trollstormur on 29 Apr 2006, 12:05
no, the suitcase serving as bass drum was easily the funniest part.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: KharBevNor on 29 Apr 2006, 16:30
Nay. Melodica solo.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: MajinTrunkz on 29 Apr 2006, 17:14
Come on, what about Mr. T? (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4919649310004996447&q=mr.+t&pl=true)  It's Mr. T.  Rapping.  About moms.  Awesome.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: Pumpkin on 01 May 2006, 13:38
Quote from: Trollstormur
NORSK BLACK METAL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dis-JSRWrSw&search=black%20metal)



because it's hard to be disturbing these days with all these other videos floating around.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: Ernest on 03 May 2006, 19:09
Red Hot Chili Peppers- Give It Away  
Video sucks bad.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: inakitrescero on 11 May 2006, 14:44
can't stop laughing at the guy from the pizzazz video. it really sucked.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: Felix on 11 May 2006, 17:09
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vwDIFRlFIIE&search=tunak%20tunak%20tun
Amazing computer-made graphics, fatty Arab singer/dancer and sweet finger moves!
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: Filk on 15 May 2006, 13:03
Quote from: Trollstormur
NORSK BLACK METAL


best video, ever, hands down.


I almost fell from my chair from laughing while watching that.

Here's another one (http://www.big-boys.com/articles/apricots.html)
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: nuisance on 17 May 2006, 17:42
Quote from: thermodynamics

i'm afraid the worst music video is eddie murphy - party all the time

bad song, worse video

That vid is AMAZING!!  The high-fives around the studio, Rick James busting out of the control room to play a rude solo, peroxide poodle perm in full flight... fuck, it rules.

I also like the song, though, in an un-ironic and wide-grinning "OMG this is good times" kind of way.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: nuisance on 17 May 2006, 18:04
I personally think this clip's great too, but I reckon the dancers are pretty hilarious.

Donna Summer- Love to Love You Baby (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugZLzvv_f7A) performed on a Dutch TV show.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: nuisance on 17 May 2006, 18:07
Quote from: Felix
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vwDIFRlFIIE&search=tunak%20tunak%20tun
Amazing computer-made graphics, fatty Arab singer/dancer and sweet finger moves!

It's good fun, but why do you think the singer is an Arab?
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: Johnny C on 17 May 2006, 18:46
The worst music video ever made probably involves Masari or Shawn Desman.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: Ziggy on 24 May 2006, 20:15
behold the german version of aaron carter:

http://www.holylemon.com/FatGermanKid.html

my favourite part has to be the background dancers. also, the attempt at portraying chemistry between the german kid and his love interest.
Title: Worst Music Video EVER!
Post by: Rubby on 24 May 2006, 20:29
ooh ooh I've got it!

This (http://www.darlugo.com/?id=53) will change your life!

edit: Fuck I was beaten to it by like 10 posts. I loose!