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Fun Stuff => CLIKC => Topic started by: Tostitos on 03 May 2006, 19:46

Title: Haunted bear?
Post by: Tostitos on 03 May 2006, 19:46

I found this on the internet.. thus computers forum...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6056014456

Haunted bear. Hell of a good read.

Title: Haunted bear?
Post by: neomang5 on 04 May 2006, 13:01

The story was alright, up to the part where the bear was walking and weilding a knife. Bullshit, but at least decent bullshit.

Also, who would willingly buy a homicidal bear?

Title: Haunted bear?
Post by: Alegis on 04 May 2006, 14:08

Quote from: neomang5

Also, who would willingly buy a homicidal bear?

Q:   I don't mean to sound entirely rude about this inquiry; but honestly - do you really expect someone to pay for a knife-wielding bear. At the very least...more

   A:   I will give the full story of how the bear was subdued to the winning bidder. My aquaintances who know about this sort of thing told me it was important...more

Title: Haunted bear?
Post by: Ghostwriter on 05 May 2006, 07:25

Holy shit, that's incredible.  I wish I could make $300+ with a couple (photoshopped) shots of an old stuffed animal and a long-winded crazy story about it.

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   Q:    how can u prove this and why cant u destory it or whatever instead of passing it on like the ring or something....i hate chucky
   May-04-06
   
   A:    I'm pretty sure Baron, properly controlled, would completely annihilate chucky. If you have a chucky problem, this might be your key to a chucky-free life.

This guy doesn't even seem entirely serious about it.

Title: Haunted bear?
Post by: twentyfour on 05 May 2006, 12:01

The possessed rubber ducky ebay listing was far better. Lots of "I wasn't in the room when it happened but my 5 year old son said it bit him" and the lil kid is deathly afraid of it. Far creepier!

Title: Haunted bear?
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 05 May 2006, 14:05

that story read like a 'young adult' version of a lovecraft story.

Title: Haunted bear?
Post by: Smythe on 06 May 2006, 08:22

Shit $320 for a scabby evil bear!? Dude's a genious.

Title: Haunted bear?
Post by: Tostitos on 06 May 2006, 21:40

I know I am. ;)