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Title: F*CKING PONG!
Post by: stevethepirate on 20 Jun 2006, 20:23
I have FUCKING PONG IN MY BASEMENT RIGHT NOW! Oh yeah, I am the olde schoole. Coleco's Telco system, and it's pong, with the optional hockey and the 1 player setup where it's you versus a wall. Also the easy, medium and hard levels. It's so bizarre to me, because it's just all dials and switshes and stuff. The only button on the thing is a big rouded, spring loaded reset button. Anyways, it's really kickass and I rock out at it, especially when drunk. Best party game ever.
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Post by: Gryff on 20 Jun 2006, 21:11
Best game ever? Hardly. First game ever? Possibly (first of note anyways).

First does not equal best, but having Pong in your basement is pretty ace.
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Post by: ForteBass on 21 Jun 2006, 21:56
Hell The Smurfs for colecovision was better than Pong
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Post by: Thnikkaman on 21 Jun 2006, 22:34
Which Commander Keen game came with Ye Olde Pong included? I think it was #4.

Thus, Commander Keen 4 >> Original pong.

(because, you know, its pong on top of a whole 'nuther cool game)
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Post by: Luke on 21 Jun 2006, 22:38
DX-Ball ftw
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Post by: GebStar on 22 Jun 2006, 05:30
Quote from: Thnikkaman!
Which Commander Keen game came with Ye Olde Pong included? I think it was #4.

Thus, Commander Keen 4 >> Original pong.

(because, you know, its pong on top of a whole 'nuther cool game)


Keen > Than all other games made since.
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Post by: rr112233 on 22 Jun 2006, 09:10
Quote from: Thnikkaman!
Which Commander Keen game came with Ye Olde Pong included? I think it was #4.

Thus, Commander Keen 4 >> Original pong.

(because, you know, its pong on top of a whole 'nuther cool game)
Not only #4...4, 5, and 6.
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Post by: Catfish_Man on 22 Jun 2006, 13:22
MORTAL PONGBAT IS WIN
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Post by: Stifled Dreams on 22 Jun 2006, 13:29
Quote from: Thnikkaman!
Which Commander Keen game came with Ye Olde Pong included?


PLAYED THAT ALL THE TIME

STILL DO

Umumummm... Aliens Ate My Babysitter, I believe. The internet says is was 6. Paddle War!!!

EDIT: Yeah, rr112233 nailed it. And I copypasted that. That's the only one I remember playing it on, though.
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Post by: The Cosmic Fool on 22 Jun 2006, 20:56
Oregon Trail 2 > All games.

This thread has died of dysentry.
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Post by: IronOxide on 23 Jun 2006, 05:55
I kind of want to play Pong on a digital projector in my school, Like on one of them huge screens in the auditorium. That'd be freaking sick. Maybe I could set up a charity pong tournament like that?
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Post by: Joseph on 24 Jun 2006, 00:25
Fuck Pong.

Tetris!
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Post by: ForteBass on 24 Jun 2006, 00:42
Fuck Tetris.

Pitfall!
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Post by: Thnikkaman on 24 Jun 2006, 01:01
Fuck pitfall.

Pong!
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Post by: Luke on 24 Jun 2006, 01:59
Tempest!

(Is this where we forget about this stupid thread and just start randomly listing old games that are still fun?)
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Post by: ForteBass on 24 Jun 2006, 09:56
Burgertime!

(Yes. Yes it is.)
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Post by: Kai on 24 Jun 2006, 10:01
Zork!
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Post by: rr112233 on 24 Jun 2006, 12:03
Sonic. :)

EDIT: I think I win this thread.
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Post by: Rawr_Im_A_Melon on 24 Jun 2006, 12:51
Katamari is the best game ever.
SYRLSLY
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Post by: The Cosmic Fool on 24 Jun 2006, 14:00
Diablo II for the win.

OMGCOWRUNS
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Post by: Johnny C on 24 Jun 2006, 18:26
TETRIS
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Post by: Joseph on 24 Jun 2006, 20:10
Fuck tetris.

Oh, wait...  I agree...
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Post by: ForteBass on 24 Jun 2006, 21:05
Quote from: rr112233
EDIT: I think I win this thread.


If you say you win the thread, chances are you didn't.

Anyway, back to really really old games!

Montezuma's Revenge!
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Post by: Ozymandias on 24 Jun 2006, 23:55
Man. Fuck you all!

SPACEWAR, BITCHES.
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Post by: Mikendher on 25 Jun 2006, 11:38
duckhunt!
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Post by: stevethepirate on 25 Jun 2006, 18:27
Duckhunt sucked, it wouldn't let you properly shoot the dog.
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Post by: thelightguy on 25 Jun 2006, 19:41
I can win this one...

E.T. for Atari 2600 ;)

--Nick
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Post by: Luke on 25 Jun 2006, 22:52
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Post by: Thnikkaman on 25 Jun 2006, 22:55
Yay for Ski!

I don't know how I forgot about that one...
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Post by: stevethepirate on 26 Jun 2006, 13:28
ski was damned good. It was the only computer game my aunt ever had.
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Post by: Rubby on 26 Jun 2006, 17:58
I thought it was called skifree?
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Post by: stevethepirate on 26 Jun 2006, 18:15
It probably is.
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Post by: Symp on 26 Jun 2006, 18:58
Galaga, one of the few games where the enemy stealing your ship is a good thing
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Post by: Luke on 26 Jun 2006, 20:26


It's SkiFree. And yes, I just captured this from my computer.
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Post by: Luke C on 02 Jul 2006, 12:48
Quote from: GebStar
Quote from: Thnikkaman!
Which Commander Keen game came with Ye Olde Pong included? I think it was #4.

Thus, Commander Keen 4 >> Original pong.

(because, you know, its pong on top of a whole 'nuther cool game)


Keen > Than all other games made since.


Hell yeah. I loved me some Commander Keen.

Another awesome old school game: Sam & Max Hit the Road
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Post by: IronOxide on 02 Jul 2006, 13:42
Damn, I want to play SkiFree now!
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Post by: shatteredshards on 02 Jul 2006, 20:57
http://ski.ihoc.net/

Go forth and download. Relive the goodness.

Oh, and Galaga apparently only goes up to level 99. I got passed it once and it started over at 1. I got to 23 the second time through - 122 total.

*has a working Atari system*
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Post by: Inlander on 02 Jul 2006, 22:24
I see lots of chit-chat, and not much random shouting of the names of awesome old games.

Loderunner!
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Post by: Bunnyman on 03 Jul 2006, 03:50
Oh, God...the first time I got eaten by the abominable snowman I was completely spooked.

Same with those fucking Pac-Man ghosts in the secret level of Ep6 in Wolfenstein 3D.

But...truly...

Tetris > All
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Post by: Lise on 12 Jul 2006, 14:27
If I may quote this from IRC:

<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> |    .
<Ouroboros> .    |
<tag> |  .
<Ouroboros>    . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros>      | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops

Source: http://www.bash.org

PS: As for tetris, a grad student from UT who sat next to me in the plane was playing tetris on his gameboy. He made it cool. On the other hand, the Miss WSVG contestants who had no real gaming experience used "Tetris is the only game I'm good at" as an excuse for their "favorite game."

And I'd hate to say it, but "That makes baby Jesus cry."
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Post by: DeadPanDan on 12 Jul 2006, 20:41
SimCity 2000 stole a big chunk of my childhood.
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Post by: Lise on 12 Jul 2006, 23:00
Quote from: DeadPanDan
SimCity 2000 stole a big chunk of my childhood.


I know what you mean, I spent countless hours trying to make the characters have sex with each other. In any case, it was much easier to commit arson and other petty crimes.
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Post by: Catfish_Man on 13 Jul 2006, 02:17
Quote from: Lise
Quote from: DeadPanDan
SimCity 2000 stole a big chunk of my childhood.


I know what you mean, I spent countless hours trying to make the characters have sex with each other. In any case, it was much easier to commit arson and other petty crimes.


The Sims != SimCity 2k...
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Post by: Lise on 13 Jul 2006, 02:33
God, SimCITY? Ugh, that was one of two games playable in my elementary school computer lab.

The other was Rollercoaster Tycoon (sweat).

My mistake :P. HONEST mistake.
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Post by: Thnikkaman on 13 Jul 2006, 02:42
Quote from: Lise
I know what you mean, I spent countless hours trying to make the characters have sex with each other. In any case, it was much easier to commit arson and other petty crimes.


You sound suspiciously like my girlfriend. Do I take it you have also removed the stairs from the pool whilst the sims are swimming in order to drown them? Built walls around them to trap them within a 1x1 room until they die from hunger in a pool of their own excretions? EVIL I tells ya.

Though it was fun in Sims 2 when we got a sim swimming around in a concrete floor. Ah, the hilarity.
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Post by: Lunchbox on 13 Jul 2006, 03:24
Sonic 3 and Knuckles!

(My grandfather used to have pong on his black and white TV, it was the coolest thing ever.)
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Post by: Switchblade on 13 Jul 2006, 04:25
The Switchblade award for best retro game goes to...


Streets of Rage
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Post by: DavidGrohl on 13 Jul 2006, 06:45
I remember playing a Streets of Rage game on my . . . ummm  . . . game gear *dodges rocks*
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Post by: jhocking on 13 Jul 2006, 09:25
SHINING IN THE DARKNESS

also

SHINING FORCE

also

SHINING FORCE TWO
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Post by: jhocking on 13 Jul 2006, 09:25
JUMPMAN
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Post by: jhocking on 13 Jul 2006, 09:26
KINGS QUEST
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Post by: jhocking on 13 Jul 2006, 09:26
ZAXXON
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Post by: jhocking on 13 Jul 2006, 09:26
MONKEY ISLAND
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Post by: jhocking on 13 Jul 2006, 09:27
NUCLEAR WAR (http://screenmania.retrogames.com/amiga/01/amiga_0009.html)
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Post by: Luke on 13 Jul 2006, 14:55
Quote from: Inlander
Loderunner!


I have an Apple that my dad bought in '84 - the kind that boots off of 5.25"s - and Lode Runner is probably the game that gets played on that machine the most. It came with 7" greenscreen monitor, but I have it hooked up through a 17" TV so it outputs four colors.

Ahh, the memories.
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Post by: mberan42 on 13 Jul 2006, 15:16
Quote from: jhocking
NUCLEAR WAR (http://screenmania.retrogames.com/amiga/01/amiga_0009.html)


WOW.

How does one go about getting a copy of that game?
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Post by: Thnikkaman on 13 Jul 2006, 15:43
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

And the original (read: monochrome) Falcon flight simulator.

And F-19 Stealth Fighter

And Iron Helix. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Helix)
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Post by: Sythe on 14 Jul 2006, 23:22
Metal Slug.

Was Metal Gear on the arcade consoleboxodrome any good?
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Post by: Bunnyman on 14 Jul 2006, 23:42
Quote from: mberan42
WOW.

How does one go about getting a copy of that game?


The Underdogs, last I checked.

METAL SLUG = WIN x 7

Best co-op game ever.  And I include not only Doom but Sven Co-Op in this statement.

Same goes for Metal Slug 2 through 4.


back on topic...

TERRA NOVA: STRIKE FORCE CENTAURI!

QUAKE!
      - Navy Seals!
      - Nehahra Project!
      - Starship 1 & 2! (Classic Neil Manke (http://www.blackwidowgames.com/) maps...before he did They Hunger)
      - Tons of user-made goodness!
      - E1M7 deathmatching!  (House of Chthon + Rocket Launchers = pure insanity)

DOOM!
      - Aliens TC!  (So fucking creepy...not bad for a game released in '94)

DOOM2!

JILL OF THE JUNGLE! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jill_of_the_Jungle)

RAPTOR! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raptor:_Call_of_the_Shadows)  (Oh the carnage)
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Post by: jhocking on 17 Jul 2006, 07:10
Quote from: Bunnyman
The Underdogs, last I checked.

Seriously?  *runs to underdogs*

Quote from: Bunnyman
RAPTOR! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raptor:_Call_of_the_Shadows)  (Oh the carnage)

I know the guys who made that game (acquaitences.)  They're out in Chicago.  They changed the name of their company to Mountain King Studios, and they're still developing cool shooters.  You gotta download Juno:Nemesis; I don't much like the gameplay, but then it's based on Tempest and I didn't like that game either.  Thing is, the look of the graphics will fry your brain.
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Post by: Stifled Dreams on 17 Jul 2006, 21:12
Quote from: jhocking
KINGS QUEST


I played this.
"Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow," in fact. Not a bad game. It was just scary when the dwarf things threw you into the ocean... urg...
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Post by: Luke on 17 Jul 2006, 21:58
CHIP'S CHALLENGE
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Post by: Thnikkaman on 18 Jul 2006, 00:07
Asteroids. Can't forget about asteroids.
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Post by: Johnny C on 18 Jul 2006, 03:43
Quote from: jhocking
KINGS QUEST

You win.
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Post by: Alchemist on 18 Jul 2006, 08:06
Is, um....is "Fucking Pong" better than the first Pong?  It sounds like more fun, but you never know.
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Post by: Alchemist on 18 Jul 2006, 08:07
Oh, and....BIONIC COMMANDO.
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Post by: neomang5 on 18 Jul 2006, 13:49
STARCRAFT

SECRET OF MANA

EARTHBOUND

TEAM FORTRESS CLASSIC

Also, please explain this "Underdogs." I want that game so hard.
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Post by: Inlander on 18 Jul 2006, 18:32
Quote from: Alchemist
Is, um....is "Fucking Pong" better than the first Pong?  It sounds like more fun, but you never know.


It's awesome.  You have two naked people projecting the ball between each other via vigourous pelvic thrusts.
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Post by: Alchemist on 18 Jul 2006, 20:38
Quote from: Inlander
Quote from: Alchemist
Is, um....is "Fucking Pong" better than the first Pong?  It sounds like more fun, but you never know.


It's awesome.  You have two naked people projecting the ball between each other via vigourous pelvic thrusts.


Oooo!  Sounds spiffy.

But...perhaps slightly risky for your average male, what with his "one weakness" right out there in the middle of his playing surface.  I suppose, with enough practice, he could learn to use his mighty penis as a bat-type instrument!  Oh, the mind boggles.

....what?  Why are you looking at me like that?