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Title: Uwe Boll challenges gamers to a boxing match!
Post by: Switchblade on 21 Jun 2006, 03:54

Read all about it! (http://uk.gamespot.com/news/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=24707327&sid=6152650)

My only question is this:

How will having the snot beaten out of him by an irate gamer help him make better films?

Title: Uwe Boll challenges gamers to a boxing match!
Post by: I Am Not Amused on 21 Jun 2006, 09:44

My guess is that Boll ends up beating the tar out of at least three of the five critics he has to fight. Doubt he'd challenge people to a boxing match if he didn't know what he was doing.

Title: Uwe Boll challenges gamers to a boxing match!
Post by: mberan42 on 21 Jun 2006, 11:53

If you don't read it, here you go:

(http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20060621.jpg)

(Although the knife reverses between 2 & 3)

Title: Uwe Boll challenges gamers to a boxing match!
Post by: Switchblade on 21 Jun 2006, 14:31

no it doesn't, actually. the blade faces away from the character's thumb in both panels

and yeah, CAD was what sparked this thread.

Title: Uwe Boll challenges gamers to a boxing match!
Post by: Gryff on 21 Jun 2006, 14:44

The only problem? To fight Uwe Boll in the ring you actually have to agree to be in a Uwe Boll film.

Title: Uwe Boll challenges gamers to a boxing match!
Post by: mberan42 on 21 Jun 2006, 15:00

Quote from: Switchblade

no it doesn't, actually. the blade faces away from the character's thumb in both panels

Oh yeah, I see it now.

But how the hell did he slice his throat? The sharp end is opposite the way he sliced.

Title: Uwe Boll challenges gamers to a boxing match!
Post by: Switchblade on 21 Jun 2006, 15:17

lacerating slice using the curve of the blade. same principle that makes scimitars, katanas and cutlasses so nasty.

Title: Uwe Boll challenges gamers to a boxing match!
Post by: ForteBass on 21 Jun 2006, 22:12

True. Also: It's a freakin' comic.

Title: Uwe Boll challenges gamers to a boxing match!
Post by: Switchblade on 21 Jun 2006, 23:58

Which was going to be my next point if this continued, yeah.

So yeah, who's taking in bets on wether or not Uwe turns out to be some kind of crazy Deutschkraft Kampfroboter 9000?

Title: Uwe Boll challenges gamers to a boxing match!
Post by: Johnny C on 22 Jun 2006, 00:29

I hope the critics jump him and rend him limb from limb. Seriously.

It's a victimless crime.

Title: Uwe Boll challenges gamers to a boxing match!
Post by: GebStar on 22 Jun 2006, 05:29

Quote from: Gryff

The only problem? To fight Uwe Boll in the ring you actually have to agree to be in a Uwe Boll film.

ZING!!

Title: Uwe Boll challenges gamers to a boxing match!
Post by: Kai on 22 Jun 2006, 11:10

http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3883


It will be a pretty AWSUM fight.