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Title: I know this is what you've all been waiting for.
Post by: Rubby on 14 Jul 2006, 14:52

dun dun dun! (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,187146,00.html)
You can even download it on oink.

Title: I know this is what you've all been waiting for.
Post by: karl gambolputty... on 14 Jul 2006, 15:08

I threw up a little bit in my mouth when I read the part about her being Marilyn Monroe reincarnated.

Title: I know this is what you've all been waiting for.
Post by: 3rdNewMe on 14 Jul 2006, 15:12

Quote from: karl gambolputty...

I threw up a little bit in my mouth when I read the part about her being Marilyn Monroe reincarnated.

No kidding.  Norma Jean was actually attractive, for starters, and from all indications actually had a fully-functional brain.  Could even act.  Better than Elvis could, at least.

Title: I know this is what you've all been waiting for.
Post by: cTony on 14 Jul 2006, 16:25

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Don’t be fooled: This CD is coming out whether you like it or not

Oh hell, i really thought it might just be ... No .. Optimism is a cruel demon.

Oh well ... With any luck It should not be popular for any reason ..<..>..

..Just that nowadays it means nothing to dominate the media .. what with akon, Crazy frog, Gwen ...

If Paris gets in I'll open up an ear-cleaving busniness.
Im sure ill make enough money in no time to buy over the radio.

Title: I know this is what you've all been waiting for.
Post by: Garcin on 14 Jul 2006, 16:43

She was "DJing" at an NYC club for a few nights.  Her "DJing" consisted of her playing her crap/single.  Apparently when she played it everyone stopped dancing.  When it was over, they resumed.  A few months later, at the same club (Crobar) two women were shot.  Coincidence?  I think not!

Also, the album is produced by Scott Storch, one of hip-hop's most in-demand producers, and someone who was worked with many of the big names in hip hop.  I read an interview/profile of Storch.  The interviewer asked him point blank if he thought that Paris had any vocal talent.  His answer was basically "These days, it doesn't matter."  Which isn't suprising, considering that Storch had had enough time since dating screwing Hilton to have visited his GP.

(sorry)

Title: I know this is what you've all been waiting for.
Post by: Johnny C on 14 Jul 2006, 17:17

Storch is like if someone decided to blend the Neptunes, Li'l Jon, Timbaland and Dr. Dre into someone who has no discernible talent.

Title: I know this is what you've all been waiting for.
Post by: Misereatur on 14 Jul 2006, 17:46

I just died a little inside.

Title: I know this is what you've all been waiting for.
Post by: Thrillho on 14 Jul 2006, 17:59

I heard her song, and it's shit. But it's not as horrifically, offensively bad as I expected it to be.