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Fun Stuff => BAND => Topic started by: Cartilage Head on 15 Jul 2006, 08:04
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I usually am not the kind of dude to bash songs just because I don't like them.
But..I was thinking about it..and..seriously..
Adema-Immortal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flA8Vmldjsk&search=adema%20immortal)
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I was going to go on another hate-filled rant about Hard-Fi's 'Cash Machine' which resumes to be ABSOLUTELY INESCAPABLE on just about every media, but really, that's just because it's a bad song that people can't stop throwing at me, but it's definately not the worst.
I can't really think of any song that's absolutely terrible that wouldn't be obvious right away. I offer Nickelback's discography (isn't that just one song anyway?).
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I offer Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy by Big and Rich.
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"Here We Go" by Stakka Bo.
Google it if you don't believe me.
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My Humps.
End of story.
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they're all pretty hot, though. However, we all know that this does not automatically make for good music
edit: on listening to the track on their website, my first thought was 'OMG it's emo-Hanson!'
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Don't worry Tommy, I'd still do you before any of them. I can't listen to the song right now on the thing I'm on, but I'll be sure to later. Or should I not?
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Hemingway > The Click Five
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SHE'S BITTERSWEET, SHE KNOCKS ME OFF MY FEET.
Those are some fresh rhymes, right there
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The Click Five may all be totally talentless twerps, but man I like their suits.
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The Crazy Frog song. That's got to be a hands down winner.
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"Trapped in the Closet" and "Ice Ice Baby" come to mind first. There are probably worse, though.
Worst song by a good artist is "Sullivan's Social Slub" by The Fiery Furnaces.
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We Built This City by Jefferson Starship is commonly considered the worst of all time
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"Trapped in the Closet"
I sentence you to death by volleyball wielding overwheight and hairy men. And may God have mercy on your soul.
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"Life in the Fastlane" by The Eagles
"Fly Like an Eagle" Steve Miller Band
"Love Isn't Always on Time" Toto
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"Trapped in the Closet"
You couldn't possibly mean the rap opera by R. Kelly could you?
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Trapped in the closet is genius.
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My Humps.
End of story.
I may have to fight you. My Humps is a musical masterpiece.
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"Life in the Fastlane" by The Eagles
"Fly Like an Eagle" Steve Miller Band
A--are you serious?
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I DIDN'T SUGGEST DEBATES. I WAS JUST PRESENTING A FACT.
Any song that is meant to be taken seriously with the lyrics "LET'S FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!" Wins (loses?) hands down!
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What about "More To Lose" by Seona Dancing?
It was number one in the Phillipines you know!
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"Life in the Fastlane" by The Eagles
"Fly Like an Eagle" Steve Miller Band
A--are you serious?
Yes, I am. The guitar riff in the Eagles song could be used to induce vomitting.
Hold on, I'm gonna listen to the Steve Miller song to see if it is as bad as I remember.
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Hold on, I'm gonna listen to the Steve Miller song to see if it is as bad as I remember.
OK, it's not that bad, but it's not that good, either.
Lame snyth effects Beck would put to good use years later.
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Anything by Genghis Tron.
I guess if there were a "worst band" category, that would be them.
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I can't believe I'm gonna be the first to mention this one:
"Who let the dogs out?" - Some artist I don't care to know about.
'Nuff said.
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I can't believe I'm gonna be the first to mention this one:
"Who let the dogs out?" - Some artist I don't care to know about.
'Nuff said.
Holy shit, you don't care about the fucking Baha Men?
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(http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/8876/crazyfrogis5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Anything by the genital-wielding society monster. Like, holy fuck.
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(http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/8876/crazyfrogis5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Anything by the genital-wielding society monster. Like, holy fuck.
Fortunately, it isn't a phenomenon in the US.
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My Humps.
End of story.
D:< !!
i love that fucking song!
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(http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/8876/crazyfrogis5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Anything by the genital-wielding society monster. Like, holy fuck.
oh my GOD it looks like the neck of a clam i can never eat one again
additionally man why click five gotta rank on hemingway? "I HATE READING" says them. that's why their lyrics suck.
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We Built This City by Jefferson Starship is commonly considered the worst of all time
By who? I can think of ten worse songs without trying. In fact, there's usually ten worse songs in the UK top 40 singles chart at any given time. Starship were wimpy, not bad.
Common contenders for Worst Song Ever include "Paralysed" by the Legendary Stardust Cowboy (a man described by Dave Marsh in the Book of Rock Lists as being "incapable of playing any instrument, singing in tune, or keeping in time even with himself"), "Agadoo" by Black Lace and "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!" by Napoleon XIV. However, IMO the outright winner has to be the B-side of "They're Coming To Take Me Away", which is the A-side played backwards.
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"They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!" by Napoleon XIV.
Are you crazy? I love this song. I sing it all the time!
Of course, nobody whores for attention as much as I do.
The Jackyl - Lumberjack (I think that's what they were called).
Basically... it seems to be AC/DC, but they're using a chainsaw as a guitar. Really, it sounds better in theory than how it works out.
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I get depressed just thinking about how many candidates this title has.
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How you can claim a sub-standard pop-metal fivesome is actually worse than the Crazy Frog is absolutely beyond me. There are thousands of much, much worse songs than Immortal.
Immortal's about four years old anyway, isn't it?
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Just because it isn't pretending to be something besides odious shit doesn't mean that it isn't the most odious shit.
Also: I forgot something, guys.
(http://jinglecats.com/graphics/rm_large.gif)
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I see your Click Five and raise you a Hawthorne Heights.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XxBNG8ibORo&search=Hawthorne%20Heights
the part where they all spin their guitars around their body? fucking intense.
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because that crazy frog song is based on a half decent song i guess?
and because it isn't pretending to be anything other than odious shit?
also, please never use the term 'pop-metal' ever again.
Who gives a fuck what it's based on, it's the worst lump of 'music' ever created. I'd sooner have 'Immortal' played at my funeral than...well, I don't know where I was going with that, but you get the point.
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Holy shit, you don't care about the fucking Baha Men?
Sarcasm? Please let it be sarcasm...
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"Smooth" by Santana and Rob Thomas. First, because it's the most overplayed song in the history of mankind. Second, because it has Rob Thomas. Third, because it's mediocre, which to me is worse than purely bad. One of the guys on Something Awful said that at least terrible music makes you feel something, whereas mediocre music bores you to death. And when that mediocre music gets played on every pop radio station in every city in every nation at least once an hour to this day...well, it makes fuses blow.
I offer Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy by Big and Rich.
I'd agree, except the title spawned a catchphrase that I seem to use at least once a day, so I can't truly hate it.
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Also: I forgot something, guys.
(http://)
You mean best song ever.
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Holy shit, you don't care about the fucking Baha Men?
Sarcasm? Please let it be sarcasm...
Why sarcasm? I for one care deeply about the Baha Men. When someone finally tracks them down and tortures them to death, I want it to be lingering, I want it to be painful and for preference I want it to be me doing it.
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Hold on, I'm gonna listen to the Steve Miller song to see if it is as bad as I remember.
OK, it's not that bad, but it's not that good, either.
Lame snyth effects Beck would put to good use years later.
I submit that if the Steve Miller Band had not used the aforementioned effects in the way that they did when they did it, Beck (whose music I greatly respect) would have had one less influence when developing his sound.
One must take into account the context of the time period. Such 'lame synth effects' weren't exactly an established musical device back then -- most artists thought it was cool but didn't know what the hell to do with it, thus giving rise to a plethora of songs that really did NOT need synth effects but had them anyway. SMB, on the other hand, found a way to incorporate them into a song that integrated the sound into the lyrics -- damn near seamlessly.
"Fly Like an Eagle" is a classic. "Life in the Fastlane", on the other hand, that I'll grant you. Yech.
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"Chacarron" by El Mudo
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yg0cvO09jsM&search=Chacarron
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SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALL WANT!
Thread over.
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This is my vote - The Pop Group "One out of many" (http://www.filelodge.com/files/room16/406681/the%20pop%20group%20-%20One%20Out%20Of%20Many%20%28Last%20Poets%20Arr%29.mp3)
The pop group are a post punk group, now I know that might not sound bad and I suppose by whats been mentioned in this thread already it doesn't really fit in, but jesus...listen to it.
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oh I like some of their other songs, and I like the lyrics to that song...but jesus...it's hard to listen to.
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"Chacarron" by El Mudo
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yg0cvO09jsM&search=Chacarron
Hahahahaha! I played that song at lunch over the loudspeakers one time just to piss some people off. I was stunned when I had several students run up to me and ask me for the name of the song... Sigh...
Oh, and Jedit... I never thought of it that way. I guess you're right! Update me if there's ever a date for that to happen. I'll be there. With the salt.
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I don't know how "big" simple plan is in the states or overseas but here in Canada they're all over pop radio and let me tell you they've put out some of the shittiest music known to humanity.
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The awful music they play inside the build-a-bear places. Everytime my niece wants to go in, I cringe at the thought of it.
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I don't know how "big" simple plan is in the states or overseas but here in Canada they're all over pop radio and let me tell you they've put out some of the shittiest music known to humanity.
I firmly believe that they are one and the same band as Good Charlotte, and I challenge any of you to prove me wrong. At the very least, they are the exact same level of shittiness.
Noclaw, on the Pop Group song, I have to say, I actually enjoyed it, and didn't really find it that terrible to listen to at all.
And I think Kai may have won for finding the shittiest band ever with Hawthorn Heights. The video just drives the point home. I have to say. I love the shots of the band, with the band members who aren't the lead singer going "nuts" on their guitars in the background. Also, the comments about how they're post-hardcore are great fun.
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Toss-up-
"My Humps" by Black Eyed Peas and "Push the Little Daisies" by Ween.
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I can't believe they have 3 guitars and none of them are used effectively.
Makes me want to listen to some Juno.
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Wait, sorry... I take it all back-
Melissa Manchester "Don't Cry Out Loud" with a close runner up of Eric Carmen "I Can't Live If Living is Without You".
Just read those lyrics-
Baby cried the day the circus came to town
'cause she didn't want parades just passin' by her
So she painted on a smile and took up with some clown
While she danced without a net upon the wire
I know a lot about 'er 'cause, you see
Baby is an awful lot like me
Don't cry out loud
Just keep it inside, learn how to hide your feelings
Fly high and proud
And if you should fall, remember you almost had it all
Baby saw that when they pulled that big top down
They left behind her dreams among the litter
The different kind of love she thought she'd found
There was nothin' left but sawdust and some glitter
But baby can't be broken 'cause you see
She had the finest teacher-that was me-I told 'er
Don't cry out loud
Just keep it inside and learn how to hide your feelings
Fly high and proud
And if you should fall, remember you almost had it all
Don't cry out loud
Just keep it inside and learn how to hide your feelings
Fly high and proud
And if you should fall, remember you almost made it
Don't cry out loud
Just keep it inside and learn how to hide your feelings
Fly high and proud
And if you should fall, remember you almost had it all
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Noclaw...
I like this name...
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Eric Carmen "I Can't Live If Living is Without You"
Dammit, that was Badfinger. BADFINGER. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Without_You)
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And I think Kai may have won for finding the shittiest band ever with Hawthorn Heights. The video just drives the point home. I have to say. I love the shots of the band, with the band members who aren't the lead singer going "nuts" on their guitars in the background. Also, the comments about how they're post-hardcore are great fun.
The comments are the best part. "Why is every1 calling them emo they are post hardcore k thx"
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I know. I get the lyrics to that Badfinger song and "All By Myself" mixed up in my head. Generally the same melody, and both are terrible songs, but the sheer self-absorption of someone singing, passionately and sincerely, about how he wants to be with someone just so he's not by himself is unbelievable. He can't even be said to have a shallow personality, it's more like a slick-spot. In all fairness, though, if I were Eric Carmen I wouldn't want to be left by myself either, because I'd be annoying.
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I'm suprised none of us have busted out the Rap.
I guess none of us have ever had the experience with that genre of music, but I working in a kitchen deal with it every day. I nominate the entire genre or Rap (with the exception of everything by the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and the Beastie Boys [Don't act like you don't like 'em]. Of course, I don't even think I need to mention K-Os, he has a genre all to his own.) as the worst song ever. Mostly because it all sounds the same.
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I'm suprised none of us have busted out the Rap.
I guess none of us have ever had the experience with that genre of music, but I working in a kitchen deal with it every day. I nominate the entire genre or Rap (with the exception of everything by the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and the Beastie Boys [Don't act like you don't like 'em]. Of course, I don't even think I need to mention K-Os, he has a genre all to his own.) as the worst song ever. Mostly because it all sounds the same.
you're dumb
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I'm surprised no one has said
LA MACARENA
(http://www.steveandolivia.com/steve/photos/0401/macarena.jpg)
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II nominate the entire genre or Rap (with the exception of everything by the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air,
So you're nominating all rap except the shit stuff and the Beastie Boys (who are arguably more P-funk than rap anyway). Riiight.
Radio rap is crap because radio music is crap. Might as well say that all indie music is crap because you hear Radiohead, Coldplay, Keane and the Killers all day at work.
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Radio rap is crap because radio music is crap. Might as well say that all indie music is crap because you hear Radiohead, Coldplay, Keane and the Killers all day at work.
You might as well say that all music is crap since all music ever is played on the radio and everything on the radio is crap.
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I ain't never heard the fucking Voag on the radio, friend.
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"Chacarron" by El Mudo
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yg0cvO09jsM&search=Chacarron
Hahahahaha! I played that song at lunch over the loudspeakers one time just to piss some people off. I was stunned when I had several students run up to me and ask me for the name of the song... Sigh...
Did they ask about the name because they liked it, or because they recognized that part from the Batman YTMND?
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Stevie Nicks?
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Or whatever genre Cherry Poppin' Daddies were.
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I wish to amend my earlier statement.
"Milkshake" wins (loses?) at sucking.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I wind,
I think its time
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
I can see youre on it,
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys,
It can't be bought,
Just know, thieves get caught,
Watch if your smart,
La la-la la la,
Warm it up,
La la-la la la,
The boys are waiting,
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
Oh, once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way-so,
You must maintain your charm,
Same time maintain your halo,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what you have within,
Then next his eyes are squint,
Then he's picked up your scent,
Lala-lalala,
Warm it up,
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting,
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
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^wins at losing
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For laughably bad music, always look to japan.
Bad Dreams by the pillows is utterly nauseating. duel-lead guitars out of sync with one another playing a half-assed guitar riff, with whip, gun, and horse sound effects added in post-production.
Cold as Ice by foreigner? anyone?
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HEY
WOAH
DO NOT
BE INSULTING FOREIGNER
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Or Stevie Nicks. Fuck.
And "Milkshake" couldn't possibly be the worst song ever with a beat that catchy.
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Dude. Anything by the Spice Girls.
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And "Milkshake" couldn't possibly be the worst song ever with a beat that catchy.
Is that a vote for this? (http://www.shaggs.com/sound/TheShaggs_MyPalFootFoot.mp3)
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I love that song! Even if it doesn't strictly resemble a song in times of meter and so on.
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Hello everyone, I'm Paul! Now, with that introduction out of the way...
The songs you've been mentioning usually simply have a total lack of talent...however, there is as big a gap between good and lack of talent as there is between lack of talent and bad.
I nominate Vampire King by AIDS Wolf. If you can finish the song, you have my respect, as you have a strong will. If you want to feel your entire body relax and a wave of euphoria wash over you, enqueue a good mellow song, like Jacknuggeted by Manitoba, right after Vampire King.
I'm not kidding this song will you tense up and mess with your brain.
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The awful music they play inside the build-a-bear places. Everytime my niece wants to go in, I cringe at the thought of it.
Hm.
a friend of mine works at one of those places. I'll have to ask her about it.
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nominating the whole genre of rap is just ignorant.
clearly we should be looking at ska.....
Hey! Don't be hatin' on us rudegirls and boys!
Also, is this thread really needed? Do you really have to tell people what NOT to listen to? It serves ZERO surpose.
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I'm sorry, Chacarron can't be considered as the Worst Song Ever, because it makes me laugh so damn hard.
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I've been listening to ska since I was 14, if I can last 5 years and still like it, I believe I'm set.
I think I'll always skank when I hear the Specials. I totally look forward to collecting your manberries for that.
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"Milkshake" wins (loses?) at sucking.
THERE WILL BE NO BADMOUTHING OF KELIS
SHE HAS BRAGGING RIGHTS FOR HER MILKSHAKE BECAUSE SHE IS A TOTAL BABE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhJt8LEDyCM)
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"Milkshake" wins (loses?) at sucking.
THERE WILL BE NO BADMOUTHING OF KELIS
SHE HAS BRAGGING RIGHTS FOR HER MILKSHAKE BECAUSE SHE IS A TOTAL BABE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhJt8LEDyCM)
So?
Jessica Simpson is a total babe. So are Mandy Moore, Britney Spears, and all of the Fanta girls. I do, however, reserve the right to badmouth each and every one of them for unforgivable crimes against music.
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I see your Click Five and raise you a Hawthorne Heights.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XxBNG8ibORo&search=Hawthorne%20Heights
the part where they all spin their guitars around their body? fucking intense.
Eh
Its pretty generic
But it least it has guitars and some resemblance to 'rocking out'
Yes, i am a 'rockist'
Except when I'm a 'popist'
But like if you listen to enough of this you might get into real rock
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No, I don't think you understand how jawdroppingly terrible they are.
ALSO:
www.dahv.com
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You win.
I made it through about a second of that.
ARGH
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The first time I heard Dahv's music I actually wanted to kill myself.
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Jessica Simpson is a total babe. So are Mandy Moore, Britney Spears, and all of the Fanta girls. I do, however, reserve the right to badmouth each and every one of them for unforgivable crimes against music.
I do not think they are TOTAL BABES though. I think they are attractive but I reserve "TOTAL BABES" for TOTAL BABES. Dig?
And I see where you're coming from but probably like a lot of people on this forum the music comes first and the image comes second for me. And I like Kelis' material - that which I've heard, anyhow. So the TOTAL BABEness of her is just an added bonus.
But Kai wins, I think. How does shit like that get made?
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Haha, that is some terrible songs you guys posted.
But, at least, most of them can sing, unlike this lady:
www.piya.dk
just open the site and it starts. urgh.
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I think Piva and Dahv are tied for first. I have to say -- they even make "milkshake" sound good.
Call me masochistic, but I scrolled through a couple of Dahv's songs just to see if the "Mean Girls" one was an isolated case of satire, and this is what I came up with:
Pass the Shirley Temple
Won't you pass the Shirley Temple
It's red
It's strong
And it make my brain go zing-a-zing zong
...
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go trepan myself with a Desert Eagle.
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I'm suprised none of us have busted out the Rap.
I guess none of us have ever had the experience with that genre of music, but I working in a kitchen deal with it every day. I nominate the entire genre or Rap (with the exception of everything by the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and the Beastie Boys [Don't act like you don't like 'em]. Of course, I don't even think I need to mention K-Os, he has a genre all to his own.) as the worst song ever. Mostly because it all sounds the same.
You are a fucking idiot and I hope you go to hell.
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Oh, man, Piya is pretty fucking terrible.
But does it hold the record for being the only artist that has actually made me want to put a gun to my temple?
Nuh uh.
Dahv takes the cake.
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I have tried to work out what that Milshake song is about for a long time.
I know it is a crude sexual metaphor. But I cannot work out what for.
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It is quite possible that it isn't about anything really and that it is just meant to sound dirrty.
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Kelis has said that milkshake is whatever a woman's best sexual asset is, rather than anything specific.
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I have tried to work out what that Milshake song is about for a long time.
I know it is a crude sexual metaphor. But I cannot work out what for.
deep throat. i'm serious.
thank you and goodnight.
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Oh yes, Piya is nasty.
She is NOT famous here in Denmark, the only reason I know her is because one of my friends, who is a musician, were offered a job, playing for her. He said no.
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I have tried to work out what that Milshake song is about for a long time.
I know it is a crude sexual metaphor. But I cannot work out what for.
deep throat. i'm serious.
thank you and goodnight.
I heard it was "blowjob," as in
my blowjob brings all the boys to the yard
they're like, "it's better than yours."
damn right, it's better than yours
i could teach you, but i'd have to charge
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Do I have to scan the interview I'm citing for you lot to listen to me?
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In an interview at BET.com, Kelis says that a woman’s milkshake is not (as many people might think) a specific reference to breasts, but is “that thing that makes a woman stand out from everyone else. It's a thing that makes you sensual and warm and maternal.”
Was it from BET.com? Because that's fairly convincing.
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LT United - We Are The Winners
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm0aVYnzFN4&search=eurovision%20we%20are%20the%20winner
For those of you not familiar with the Eurovision Song Contest, it's an annual competition for the countries of Europe to put in their worst form of Europop. This was Lithuania's entry this year.
Or, if that isn't bad enough... take a look at the UK's entry this year...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56Ne6F_SWbs&search=eurovision%20uk
It's hilariously bad.
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In an interview at BET.com, Kelis says that a woman’s milkshake is not (as many people might think) a specific reference to breasts, but is “that thing that makes a woman stand out from everyone else. It's a thing that makes you sensual and warm and maternal.”
Was it from BET.com? Because that's fairly convincing.
No. It was from Q. Since the Q magazine was a direct interview, I'm guessing whatever BET.com is (I have no idea if you were being ironic in saying it was convincing), they pilfered it.
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BET.com would be Black Entertainment Television. And I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Kelis has been asked the question in multiple interviews.
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Well is that a respectable news source?
And that is like, the EXACT same wording as the one I had. Maybe she just had a practised answer.
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Okay, this song might not be THEE WURST EV4R OMGWTFLOL, but it's right up there. How many of us have suffered through "Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry?
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What is up with the anit- Spice Girls posts? Haven't you seen their movie? They're like, THE shit.
I'm going to go with Hot Action Cop's "Fever for the Flava". That is the worst song I have EVER HEARD.
My friend says "Loving you" by Minnie Ripperton, though.
Is there one song EVERYONE hates, though? Can there be? I don't think so.
EDIT: OMG. "Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry. I listened to that the other night on repeat when my friend crashed at my house. She's horrible.
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The Spice Girls knocked feminism back 30 years almost single-handedly.
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neutral milk hotel - two headed boy pt. 2
.......PSYCHE!
no but seriously, the whistle song is really bad, and that milkshake song, and that song with the humps.
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What is up with the anit- Spice Girls posts? Haven't you seen their movie? They're like, THE shit.
Indeed. So far as shit is concerned, they were the definitive article.
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I would almost nominate Dokaka (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDLAaBFmhyE&search=dokaka) if he wasn't so goddamn funny.
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Someone told me that Kelis' milkshake song was about "how a girl carries herself" or something. I much prefer to imagine it is literally about a milkshake.
That My Humps song really is an abortion.
I think the worst one would be one of many annoying local bands with kids who try to be Greenday and are really about as political as a turnip.
"His name is President Phil Phil Phil,
He puts a stamp on the bill bill bill..."
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"His name is President Phil Phil Phil,
He puts a stamp on the bill bill bill..."
I'm just a bill
Yes I'm only a bill
And I'm sittin here on Capitol Hill...
Hee. Schoolhouse Rock ftw. Anyway, that's the first thing I thought of while reading those lyrics.
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My theory with the milkshake song is that she doesn’t have a fucking clue what it means and she’s singing it because it kind of sounds dirty in a strange sort of way. But now that journalists are asking her about it in interviews she needs to make up ridiculously vague explanations so she doesn’t sound like a clueless tool.
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I think the worst one would be one of many annoying local bands with kids who try to be Greenday and are really about as political as a turnip.
Someday, I will start a band called The Turnips, and we will be as political as a band can be, just SO I CAN SHOW YOU.
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I think the worst one would be one of many annoying local bands with kids who try to be Greenday and are really about as political as a turnip.
Someday, I will start a band called The Turnips, and we will be as political as a band can be, just SO I CAN SHOW YOU.
I await that day with a nervous anticipation.
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Ok so it's not exactly the WORST song ever, but it has a special place in the dank pits of the part of my brain labeled "WHY JESUS, WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO???"
Hand's Open-Snow Patrol
It is the blandiest song I know. The potatoe of rock music.
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Ok so it's not exactly the WORST song ever, but it has a special place in the dank pits of the part of my brain labeled "WHY JESUS, WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO???"
Hand's Open-Snow Patrol
It is the blandiest song I know. The potatoe of rock music.
Potatoes can be extremely flavourful if prepared right, and unrooted at just the right time of the year.
In this case, a remix should work.
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I think a lot of Celine Dion's discography merits strong consideration for inclusion on this list, but of course the archetypal Dion disaster is "My Heart Will Go On." It does have a certain a certain campy charm, but it also has lyrical gems lifted right out of a game of hide and seek ("near, far, wherever you are"), that ridiculous vocal hitch which makes it sound like she's singing "I believe thatch the heart does go on." I feel like retching every time she "soars" for that operatic high note after the cheesy key change: if you check the actual note on a piano, its not that high for a tenor, much less an alto or soprano.
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Potatoes can be extremely flavourful if prepared right, and unrooted at just the right time of the year.
In this case, a remix should work.
hmm, an uncooked potatoe. made of tofu.
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LT United - We Are The Winners
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm0aVYnzFN4&search=eurovision%20we%20are%20the%20winner
For those of you not familiar with the Eurovision Song Contest, it's an annual competition for the countries of Europe to put in their worst form of Europop. This was Lithuania's entry this year.
Or, if that isn't bad enough... take a look at the UK's entry this year...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56Ne6F_SWbs&search=eurovision%20uk
It's hilariously bad.
Lithuania's entry was/is hilarious. One of the best songs the eurovision has seen ever.
The UK entry was indeed abysmal. There were people smiling in hell who were suddenly convinced that it could all be a lot worse.
Having said that, the new Justin Timberlake song is like a decaying corpse without the fun of crawling maggots.
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I nominate "Barbie Girl" by Oasis! Seriously, the song is so bad that it actually causes me physical pain every time I hear it. It's like the sunlight to my vampire. Does that make it the worst song ever? I don't know.
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Wasn't Brbie Girl by Aqua?
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Hahah, yeah. It was.
Wow.
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I don't know, "Barbie Girl" definitely makes it onto my "so deliciously, intentionally bad, its good" list.
Also, am I the only one who thinks "Barbie Girl" would have fit nicely between "Wonderwall" and "Don't Look Back In Anger"?
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Break Away, by Kelly Clarkson.
I don't know why I hate it so. But gods above, below, and all around, do I LOATHE that song.
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Wasn't Brbie Girl by Aqua?
Geek check!
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I knew it too but I didn't want to say anything, the bulk of them were from Denmark you know.
Break Away, by Kelly Clarkson.
I don't know why I hate it so. But gods above, below, and all around, do I LOATHE that song.
Actually I find it to be the most tolerable of her singles, Since You(I refuse to write "U") Been Gone and Behind These Hazel Eyes are much worse.
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oh, I found a new one.
Cascada - Everytime We Touch
Terrible. I don't think that there is a single original idea in it. It sounds just like every other song ever played in a gay club.
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I knew it too but I didn't want to say anything, the bulk of them were from Denmark you know.
Break Away, by Kelly Clarkson.
I don't know why I hate it so. But gods above, below, and all around, do I LOATHE that song.
Actually I find it to be the most tolerable of her singles, Since You(I refuse to write "U") Been Gone and Behind These Hazel Eyes are much worse.
Am I the only one who thought Since You (I also loathe "U") Been Gone kicked ass?
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This is the no. 1 worst song for me.
Tony - Special to me (http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=0EDFA25340E7D893)
forgive me for not knowing his full name.
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I knew it too but I didn't want to say anything, the bulk of them were from Denmark you know.
Break Away, by Kelly Clarkson.
I don't know why I hate it so. But gods above, below, and all around, do I LOATHE that song.
Actually I find it to be the most tolerable of her singles, Since You(I refuse to write "U") Been Gone and Behind These Hazel Eyes are much worse.
Am I the only one who thought Since You (I also loathe "U") Been Gone kicked ass?
I remember watching some awards show where she played that after Good Charlotte played and I was giggling because I thought it was funny that she rocked out much harder than Good Charlotte did.
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I'm suprised none of us have busted out the Rap.
I guess none of us have ever had the experience with that genre of music, but I working in a kitchen deal with it every day. I nominate the entire genre or Rap (with the exception of everything by the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and the Beastie Boys [Don't act like you don't like 'em]. Of course, I don't even think I need to mention K-Os, he has a genre all to his own.) as the worst song ever. Mostly because it all sounds the same.
You are a fucking idiot and I hope you go to hell.
hm.. Yeah.
Kwi, have you tried listening to musicians like Nas, or WuTang ?
As for worst.. I say Akon's 'lonely'.
..High pitched noises really irritate me ( i can hear right up to the 20KHz limit and any high pitches shock and agitate me >_< )
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How about that new Busta Rhymes song?
"I love my chick."
"I love you, baby."
"I love my chick."
"I love you, baby."
"I love my chick."
"I love you, baby."
"I love my chick."
"I love you, baby."
"I love my chick."
"I love you, baby."
"I love my chick."
"I love you, baby."
"I love my chick."
"I love you, baby."
"I love my chick."
"I love you, baby."
"I love my chick."
"I love you, baby."
"I love my chick."
"I love you, baby."
Radio in pieces.
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I knew it too but I didn't want to say anything, the bulk of them were from Denmark you know.
Break Away, by Kelly Clarkson.
I don't know why I hate it so. But gods above, below, and all around, do I LOATHE that song.
Actually I find it to be the most tolerable of her singles, Since You(I refuse to write "U") Been Gone and Behind These Hazel Eyes are much worse.
Am I the only one who thought Since You (I also loathe "U") Been Gone kicked ass?
It MUST be spliced with The Dismemberment Plan's The City. If done well, it would kick double ass.
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How about that new Busta Rhymes song?
Man it would be okay if, when I listened to it, I didn't just picture the fuckin' lyric sheet reading "REPEAT AD NAUSEAM." Dammit.
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milkshake is bad unless it is richard cheese singing it. then it's hilarious.
i think one of the worst songs ever made is my humps by the black eyed peas.
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Worst song i've heard lately?
The peanut butter jelly song.
What the heck?
"it's peanut butter jelly time"
Over and over again ad nauseum.
and a baseball bat...
Gah....
It was mildly funny in a "what the heck?" kind of way the first time someone made me listen to it, after that....
Not so much.
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I'd have to agree with the claim of Who let the dogs out. I'd also like to nominate Achy Breaky Heart by ummm, whoever that guy was that went on to play a doctor on some TV show. Oooh, Billy Ray Cyrus, that was his name.
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ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE.
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ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE.
MOCK NOT THE BANANA PHONE.
Raffi is my hero.
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please dont call me ignorant for this, try to understand my reasoning...
i hate country...i hate the idea of country, i can take it in small bits but not for long hours in a concert. It all sounds the same to me. the guitar part is the same in every damn song. the singer sounds the same too, i cannot tell the difference between any of the songs. but i understand that country was a root for some types of music. i just dont like it...im sorry.....
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ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE.
MOCK NOT THE BANANA PHONE.
Raffi is my hero.
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/ffgtthttghyujjfdss/BANANARCHY.gif)
Mitch Clem Vs. Conversations
ROUND 2
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please dont call me ignorant for this, try to understand my reasoning...
i hate country...i hate the idea of country, i can take it in small bits but not for long hours in a concert. It all sounds the same to me. the guitar part is the same in every damn song. the singer sounds the same too, i cannot tell the difference between any of the songs. but i understand that country was a root for some types of music. i just dont like it...im sorry.....
I feel country is afflicted, like rap, in that most of what you hear will sound exactly the damn same because it sells and those who do something interesting don't tend to get noticed as much. I've heard plenty of the kind of country your describing, but there is plenty of country music which is great. And there is of course, one particular alt-country band who went bullshit wacko.
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Country is based on a very specific sound and set of instruments. What little wiggle room there is comes in the form of good songwriting, so you're probably just listening to the wrong country. Yes, a lot of it sounds the same and it can get tiresome after a while, but you could say the same thing about punk. Or any genre, for that matter.
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Realizing that not all rap, reggae, or country sounds the same should be a musical rite of passage, sort of like bar mitzvah or your first driver's license.
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i understand about country now, i wont go out and buy an album but i understand
not to derail the post but, Pierre, you avator creeps me the huck out
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Yeah, it's a stock character from French melodrama (Pierrot) who is all about being spooky and moon mad. Like Dora, I guess, I'm a recovering goth (hey, high school was a strange time).
I'm kinda please that you even noticed, since your avatar has a fair amount of shock value as well. . .
p.s. How about "Your Body is a Wonderland"? John Mayer trying to be sexy is really bad news for anyone in the vicinity
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LT United - We Are The Winners
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm0aVYnzFN4&search=eurovision%20we%20are%20the%20winner
For those of you not familiar with the Eurovision Song Contest, it's an annual competition for the countries of Europe to put in their worst form of Europop. This was Lithuania's entry this year.
Or, if that isn't bad enough... take a look at the UK's entry this year...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56Ne6F_SWbs&search=eurovision%20uk
It's hilariously bad.
Lithuania's entry was/is hilarious. One of the best songs the eurovision has seen ever.
The UK entry was indeed abysmal. There were people smiling in hell who were suddenly convinced that it could all be a lot worse.
Having said that, the new Justin Timberlake song is like a decaying corpse without the fun of crawling maggots.
I make a point of avoiding crap on the radio because of that. Although I will willingly sit and watch Eurovison because it's absolutely hysterical. Kinda double standards, but at least the songs in Eurovison don't make me want to rip people's faces off.
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I say Mike Jones, for the song Back Then
Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot they all on me.
Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot they all on me.
Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot they all on me.
Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot they all on me.
Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot they all on me.
For like 5 fucking minutes. And it was all over the radio for weeks.
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MIIIKE JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONES!
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This song makes me want to slit my wrists a little bit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJm_77U9g2s&search=panic%20disco)
There are very few bands I can think of that have substituted image for talent as close to 100% as Panic at the Disco
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This song makes me want to slit my wrists a little bit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJm_77U9g2s&search=panic%20disco)
There are very few bands I can think of that have substituted image for talent as close to 100% as Panic at the Disco
I'd say Electric Six, but they managed to get further away by going over 100%.
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In The End, by Linkin Park. Nuff said.
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Nah, In The End was passable. Breaking The Habit is MUCH, MUCH worse.
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ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE.
MOCK NOT THE BANANA PHONE.
Raffi is my hero.
[comic]
Mitch Clem Vs. Conversations
ROUND 2
OMG! that is the best one yet!
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I actaully LIKE Breaking the Habit, most likely because it's the song that was playing when......well....I I got my bone on for the first time.......the back of a VW bug is really uncomfortable, by the way.
A band that I can't get behind, no matter what the song, is Opeth. I'm a metalhead, but they are WAY too growly.
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Don McLean- American Pie.
Maybe it's not the worst song ever, but last night this kid was going on and on about how awesome it was, so it's kinda fresh in my mind as a pretty horrible song.
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Bye bye miss american pie, crah my chevy in the levy caus I won't shut the fuck up"
I really hate that song!
I also hate "Saying Sorry" by hawthorne Heights.
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I'd say Electric Six, but they managed to get further away by going over 100%.
Yeah, but they are Electric Six and for some reason beyond my comprehension that makes it ok.
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Don McLean- American Pie.
Maybe it's not the worst song ever, but last night this kid was going on and on about how awesome it was, so it's kinda fresh in my mind as a pretty horrible song.
Seriously? I absolutely love that song. It's a classic.
It's like saying Stairway to Heaven is the worst song ever. That isn't going to happen. Ever.
right?
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A band that I can't get behind, no matter what the song, is Opeth. I'm a metalhead, but they are WAY too growly.
Yeah, that "Damnation" disc is WAY too grindcore for me as well.
Sorry dude, but in Accordance to the Rules Of Metal (http://www.sevenstring.org/forum/showthread.php?t=2012), you are deemed extremely false. One does not dislike Opeth as a "Metalhead", and escape unscathed.
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Ehhh...I probably would like them, but I've only heard one song, the others were actually Mastadon. I was later TOLD they were Opeth. I heard a few more of their songs, and I like them now. It was a missunderstanding on my friends part. Which is understandable considering he says, and I quote "I'm a Metalhead! I like Nickleback!" So yeah, metalheadedness tarnished by idiot friend. Of course, the fact that the first time I got my bone on was to Linkin Park, so I guess I'm not much of a metalhead after all.
Anyone here heard of the song "Hips don't Lie"? Of course you have. I hate it.
Worst Album Ever would be "Queen of the Damned: The soundtrack" They had a dude from Linkin Park try to do a song that was supposed to be "Gothy", but it came out as "I'm gonna bone you, whether you like it or not!" One good song on the whole damn thing.
Another song that sucks is Change(In the house of flies) by Deaftones. I fucking hate that song.
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i think Led Zep's Stairway to heaven is to popular, and over learned on guitar, its like "i can play Stair way to heaven!" i can play some of the Who, some of David Bowie, Wolfmother, and some of Foo Fighters, i can play different styles and you can play Stair WAy to Heaven..."yeah i am soo better than you!"Such a tragic world
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I like Opeth AND Mastodon. But Opeth is pretty overrated.
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i think Led Zep's Stairway to heaven is to popular, and over learned on guitar, its like "i can play Stair way to heaven!" i can play some of the Who, some of David Bowie, Wolfmother, and some of Foo Fighters, i can play different styles and you can play Stair WAy to Heaven..."yeah i am soo better than you!"Such a tragic world
i learned to play stairway just so I could tell people to go screw themselves as soon as they mentioned it.
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I learnt to play it because it's fun, it's good practice for some common chord changes and arpeggiations, and because it's actually fairly tricky to play well (particularly the solo, which I still can't do end to end at speed).
I don't have a problem with people who can play Stairway To Heaven. I just get cranky at the people who learn the first couple of phrases and give up then, or the ones who play it badly.
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Worst Album Ever would be "Queen of the Damned: The soundtrack" They had a dude from Linkin Park try to do a song that was supposed to be "Gothy", but it came out as "I'm gonna bone you, whether you like it or not!" One good song on the whole damn thing.
Hm. As a recovering Nu-metal listener ("Hello my name is Andrew and I listen to Nu-metal" "Hello Andrew") I have to say I like two songs on there. "Redeemer" performed by Marilyn Manson and "Slept So Long" performed by Jay Gordon of Orgy.
But yeah the song that the guy from Linkin Park really sucks. Also "I HOPE YOU DIE" is not good lyrics.
Sad really, because as far as I know these songs were by one of the guys from Oingo Boingo who has collaborated with, among others, Tom Waits. There should have been some potential.
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i think Led Zep's Stairway to heaven is to popular, and over learned on guitar, its like "i can play Stair way to heaven!" i can play some of the Who, some of David Bowie, Wolfmother, and some of Foo Fighters, i can play different styles and you can play Stair WAy to Heaven..."yeah i am soo better than you!"Such a tragic world
Wolfmother's basically a Led Zep cover band
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i dont know if its only well known here.
but, infernal - from paris to berlin is pretty shocking!
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FROM PARIS TO BERLIN
EVERY DISCO I GET IN
I'M PUMPING FOR LOVE
PUMPING FOR LOVE
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GAH STOOOPPP IT!
the world cup version may just have been even worse.
FROM LONDON TO BERLIN
EVERY GAME THAT ENGLAND WIN
WERE GONNA WIN THE WORLD CUP.
ew.
and the video.. :(
how dare they even touch tron.
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Another song that sucks is Change(In the house of flies) by Deaftones. I fucking hate that song.
You lose.
Also, my vote goes for My Humps, that song is mindnumbingly bad.
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Why do I lose? I just happen to dislike deaftones.
New disease, by spineshark, is incredibly annoying.
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Ehhh...I probably would like them, but I've only heard one song, the others were actually Mastadon. I was later TOLD they were Opeth. I heard a few more of their songs, and I like them now. It was a missunderstanding on my friends part. Which is understandable considering he says, and I quote "I'm a Metalhead! I like Nickleback!" So yeah, metalheadedness tarnished by idiot friend. Of course, the fact that the first time I got my bone on was to Linkin Park, so I guess I'm not much of a metalhead after all.
Well then, at least check out the "Damnation". All mellow, all brilliant.
Anyone here heard of the song "Hips don't Lie"? Of course you have. I hate it.
If it weren't for "My Humps", we'd have a winner right there. But it still goes down as the closest second in history. God it sucks.
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Heh....I just heard "My Humps" for the first tme.....WTF is it about?
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Boobs
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Boobs? Why not just sing "I'm gonna get you drunk, my boobs my boobs my boobs?"
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I'm probably alone in this, but "Werewolves of London" drives me batshit insane.
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Y'know what song drives me batshit insane? Place for my head, by linkin park.
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I'm probably alone in this, but "Werewolves of London" drives me batshit insane.
You're wrong.
Sorry man... Warren Zevon's great. That song can get a bit weearing from overplaying, but it ain't the worst.
Stairway to Heaven and American Pie have too many good memories for me to tottally write them off.
hm... any other CTY people here?
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GAH STOOOPPP IT!
the world cup version may just have been even worse.
FROM LONDON TO BERLIN
EVERY GAME THAT ENGLAND WIN
WERE GONNA WIN THE WORLD CUP.
ew.
and the video..
how dare they even touch tron.
You know, they used to be a passable dance outfit. Back on their first album they had this russian fetish and a song so amazing gothy that I of course loved it.
I haven't seen the sun in five hundred years
now the morning light will dry my tears
*spooky male voice* infernal destruction!
and then bagpipes ad nauseam.
But nowadays they are about as pleasing as the backside of a baboon with diarrhea.
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i think Led Zep's Stairway to heaven is to popular, and over learned on guitar, its like "i can play Stair way to heaven!" i can play some of the Who, some of David Bowie, Wolfmother, and some of Foo Fighters, i can play different styles and you can play Stair WAy to Heaven..."yeah i am soo better than you!"Such a tragic world
i learned to play stairway just so I could tell people to go screw themselves as soon as they mentioned it.
I refuse to learn that or songs in general. That part of guitar playing where people go "OMG PLAY POPULAR SONG #644 LOL" and the person who does so becomes popular. If I learn songs, I don't play them in front of people.
"PLAY STAIRWAY OMG"
*plays Crazy Train, windmills, and holds up middle finger*
"Yeah, fuck you."
*IS SO NOT FUCKING METAL*
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Y'know, system of a downs gituar solos, 90% of them are a blatent rip off of a song from Final Fantasy 9?
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http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=4859C0F32DFB2AFA
AH HEM!
This audio abortion makes me want to die. And it's a strong deathlust, not some wussy "OMG I HEARD BACKSTREET BOYS!" one. The only thing that keeps me going is the thought that maybe, just maybe; I can be partially responsible for the disemboweling of whoever make this.
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MIIIKE JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONES!
Who?
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the Rules Of Metal (http://www.sevenstring.org/forum/showthread.php?t=2012)
Those rules are way too American. Leather trousers are still pretty true over here in Europe, probably second only to kilts as metal-as-fuck lower-half clothing. Same with the grammar. Plus, there's rules missing, like the 'never by halfs' rule and all its applications: Half pints and mixers are false, shots and pints are true. T-shirts are false, longsleeves and vests are true, and so on.
I've gone off Opeth quite a bit, but I've got to say seeing them live catapulted them fucking way up in my estimation. Akerfeldt is a great front-man, really funny and with an appropriately outrageous accent, and their older tunes in particular slay a hell of a lot of ass. The Leper Affinity blew me, and the six other guys I was linked arms with in a headbanging line, completely away.
"This was...good album for us. Very popular. In fact, with proceeds from this album, I buy six castles in Switzerland. It was called...Blackwater Park. You know it? Yes I thought you might. This track is the...first track from that album. it is The Leper Affinity, and if you do not headbang, you are fucking poser."
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Whoever dissed The Pillows gets a dong to the face :(. I happen to like that band am an extremely biased in their favor (because they did the soundtracks to FLCL).
As for American pop music, they've been churning out a significant amount of crap since the 90s. I'll let "My Humps" slide, because it's not the worst track on the CD.
"SOS" by Rhianna is particularly annoying to hear 24/7 on the radio, in the gym, in the mall, and wherever the hell I go. I really need to get a mp3 player.
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That stupid Milkshake song sucks ass.
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WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD PARTY TIME EXCELLENT!
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That stupid Milkshake song sucks ass.
i read an article that analyzed that song and concluded that Kelis lives in a strange fantasy world where she just stands in her front yard and shakes her breasts all day.
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That would explain "I'm Bossy"
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A band that I can't get behind, no matter what the song, is Opeth. I'm a metalhead, but they are WAY too growly.
Yeah, that "Damnation" disc is WAY too grindcore for me as well.
Sorry dude, but in Accordance to the Rules Of Metal (http://www.sevenstring.org/forum/showthread.php?t=2012), you are deemed extremely false. One does not dislike Opeth as a "Metalhead", and escape unscathed.
Most Metalhead's I know dislike Opeth because they aren't "heavy" enough, of course these are the sought of people who think "Apocalyptic Raids" or the "Pure Fucking Armageddon" rehersal tape are the zenith of metal or if you wanna quote that link "the ultimate".
You've got to be the first metalhead I've met with that reaction to Opeth..
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There is a new song by the band Plain White T's entitled "Hate (I really don't like you)"
It is probably the most poorly written song I have heard in a long time.
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Anything by Genghis Tron.
I guess if there were a "worst band" category, that would be them.
you just don't get them.
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Well, I can tell you what song will never be on the "Worst of all time" song list.
That's Party Hard by Andrew WK.
WHEN IT'S TIME TO PARTY WE WILL ALWAYS PARTY HARD
PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD
Or anything by Andrew WK, really. Could one man BE any COOLER?
But if I haaaad to make a choice, I'd have to go with Honkey Tonk Badonka-Donk. I mean, before I even heard the song -- just hearing the title -- made me taste my own vomit. Or blood. One of the two.
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i have to go with irelands eurovision entry this year (i hate brian kennedy with a vengeance)
or anything chris doran sings -he brings shame on waterfordians everywhere......except for the eejits that are proud of him like his ma and his girlfriend and his family......well he brings shame on me because people think that he is a true representative of waterford!!
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I'm giving this one to "Housewife" by Dr Dre - Hoes eat dick like eggs and steak. Just, why!!!???
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There is a new song by the band Plain White T's entitled "Hate (I really don't like you)"
It is probably the most poorly written song I have heard in a long time.
You do realize what band your talking about right? You have come upon a gold mine.
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My Dingaling
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Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch
WORST SONG EVERRRR
Ughhhhhh
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*throws self into forum head first*
musically bad or just a song i hate?
Bend it by Dave D, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Titch
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You guys need to get serious on the dancefloor
www.euromotiondance.com
also, best rap album cover ever
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A band that I can't get behind, no matter what the song, is Opeth. I'm a metalhead, but they are WAY too growly.
Yeah, that "Damnation" disc is WAY too grindcore for me as well.
Sorry dude, but in Accordance to the Rules Of Metal (http://www.sevenstring.org/forum/showthread.php?t=2012), you are deemed extremely false. One does not dislike Opeth as a "Metalhead", and escape unscathed.
Most Metalhead's I know dislike Opeth because they aren't "heavy" enough, of course these are the sought of people who think "Apocalyptic Raids" or the "Pure Fucking Armageddon" rehersal tape are the zenith of metal or if you wanna quote that link "the ultimate".
You've got to be the first metalhead I've met with that reaction to Opeth..
The metalheads that call Opeth "too soft", are clearly the less intelligent, neanderthal breed of metalhead. And I say this in all seriousness!
I consider Opeth to be one of the heaviest bands in the genre, simply they take things down quite often. They have mastered dynamics in a really subtle and effective way.
The contrast between the quiet and loud parts is an effect in it's self, since you get lulled into a peaceful mood, and then BAM it goes all Death Metal on yo ass.
However, the quiet sections also have an emotional impact and sincerity, that is way heavier than all manner of blastbeats and manic screaming.
Heavy in the way that a Nick Cave album or the Cure's "Disintegration" is heavy. Nevertheless, their headbangy sections are still mondo kickass.
My point is, that blasting away at 240 bpm all the time gets really boring really fast, unless it's Hate Eternal or Nile, but even they slow it down every now and again. But that doesn't that we don't have kids who just want full-on grind all the time. I say let 'em :p
EDIT: Holy pretentiousness Batman! Oh well, I made my point.
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the Rules Of Metal (http://www.sevenstring.org/forum/showthread.php?t=2012)
Those rules are way too American. Leather trousers are still pretty true over here in Europe, probably second only to kilts as metal-as-fuck lower-half clothing. Same with the grammar. Plus, there's rules missing, like the 'never by halfs' rule and all its applications: Half pints and mixers are false, shots and pints are true. T-shirts are false, longsleeves and vests are true, and so on.
I've gone off Opeth quite a bit, but I've got to say seeing them live catapulted them fucking way up in my estimation. Akerfeldt is a great front-man, really funny and with an appropriately outrageous accent, and their older tunes in particular slay a hell of a lot of ass. The Leper Affinity blew me, and the six other guys I was linked arms with in a headbanging line, completely away.
"This was...good album for us. Very popular. In fact, with proceeds from this album, I buy six castles in Switzerland. It was called...Blackwater Park. You know it? Yes I thought you might. This track is the...first track from that album. it is The Leper Affinity, and if you do not headbang, you are fucking poser."
Yeah, some things need to be added to 'em. By Europeans :p
I saw Opeth at roskilde, and it was kickass, but they didn't have enough time, so they didn't play Leper Affinity :(
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There is a new song by the band Plain White T's entitled "Hate (I really don't like you)"
It is probably the most poorly written song I have heard in a long time.
You do realize what band your talking about right? You have come upon a gold mine.
No, no I don't. I just know I heard it on the radio and had to find out who it was so I could direct my repulsion at something. Is there something I should know about them?
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Every song of theirs sucks balls, and each and every one of them is a contender for worst song.
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I registered just for this topic, because I'm shocked.
No one mentioned hed p.e., and I would like to nominate 'Crazy Legs'.