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Title: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah= Awful
Post by: Ernest on 28 Aug 2006, 20:21
Oh my God, this is like Joy Division, except awful.  And Joy Division wasn't even that good.  Jesus.  Jeph, you really need to take that off your RL.
Title: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah= Awful
Post by: Rubby on 28 Aug 2006, 20:26
I say more like Talking Heads, except not as good.
Title: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah= Awful
Post by: Ernest on 28 Aug 2006, 20:28
I don't claim to be omnipotent as far as music knowledge goes, I'm just saying there should be a general concensus that Clap Your Hands Say Yeah is awful.  They are.  They suck.
Title: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah= Awful
Post by: !!!CPAOI!!! on 28 Aug 2006, 20:29
What an informative thread.
Title: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah= Awful
Post by: greenMonkey on 28 Aug 2006, 20:29
Yeah, FlamingOstrich, your post doesn't make a lot of sense now that I deleted my first one.  Sorry.

But seriously dude, just say 'I don't like them' instead of making it a big deal.
Title: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah= Awful
Post by: mysteriousbriefcase on 28 Aug 2006, 20:33
i don't know about awful, but they fo sho don't float my blueberry boat.  i just can't get past the singer's voice.  an aquired taste maybe?
Title: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah= Awful
Post by: Skittish on 28 Aug 2006, 20:34
They're a very good indie pop band.

But yeah, they're awful live.
Title: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah= Awful
Post by: Ernest on 28 Aug 2006, 20:36
Quote from: greenMonkey
Yeah, FlamingOstrich, your post doesn't make a lot of sense now that I deleted my first one.  Sorry.

But seriously dude, just say 'I don't like them' instead of making it a big deal.


I just wanted to see how many of you guys I could get angry at me.  Most of you were pretty cordial, which leads to believe that either you guys are just really laid back or that the general concensus is indeed that Clap Your Hands Say Yeah sucks.
Title: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah= Awful
Post by: Kai on 28 Aug 2006, 20:42
omg i r pissed rofl


I'm pretty sure we've had this "piss off the indie kids" thread before, and at least then it was done amusingly.

http://forums.questionablecontent.net/viewtopic.php?t=11370&highlight=


I don't listen to CYHSY, really.
Title: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah= Awful
Post by: greenMonkey on 28 Aug 2006, 20:56
Man, that thread made me ROFL and lose all faith in the intarwubs SIMULTANEOUSLY.
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Post by: Kai on 28 Aug 2006, 20:59
that thread is fantastic.
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Post by: Slick on 28 Aug 2006, 21:07
CLAP YOUR HANDS SAY YEAH IS A GREAT BAND! I LISTENED TO THEM TODAY AND THEY MADE ME FEEL LIKE A REAL PERSON, NOT A WHINY INDIE KID LIKE NORMAL!

YOU ARE A BAD PERSON! YOU JUST CAN NOT SEE THE GREATNESS THAT IS INHERENT IN THE MOST AMAZING BAND TO GRACE OUR EARS WITH THEIR MAGNIFICENT MUSINGS ON MUSIC! THEY TRANSCEND MUSIC, THEY TRANSCEND YOU!

Actually, the voice is really an acquired taste. And those weird songs on the album that you wouldn't listen to on their own, those are also really acquired.

Addison's thread was probably the pinnacle of existence, though.
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Post by: jcknbl on 28 Aug 2006, 21:36
I think there should be a rule about ragging on bands. Everytime you say a band sucks you need to provide another band for comparison purposes. I think CYHSY are ok. I listened to their album some last year ( i got it from someone in mp3). I probably won't listen to it more than a handful of times for the rest of my life. So I sort of disagree that they're awful but I'm not going to go out of my way to defend them either. Thus a comparison is required for me to either accept or be outraged by your musical opinion.

For example if you said CYHSY suck compared to Sonic Youth I'd be all "Yeah, ride on man."

But if you said CYHSY suck compared to Creed...
Title: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah= Awful
Post by: Storm Rider on 28 Aug 2006, 21:59
Quote from: Addison
there are only about 5 good albums made in the 00's and 3 of them were by the strokes.


Seriously, that may have been the best post ever.
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Post by: Kid Modernist on 28 Aug 2006, 22:21
I like them, it's good stuff.

It's funny how a few months ago everybody would be jizzing over them, but I guess it's time for the prerequisite backlash.

It usually goes:

Some people like something
Everybody likes it
The original people don't like it anymore
Someone wants cred and says it sucks
Everybody agrees
Life goes on because it's just a fucking band.
Title: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah= Awful
Post by: SensoryOssuary on 28 Aug 2006, 23:09
I really like the singer's voice, so it's a shame their music is so boring. I do dig the first track, though.
Title: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah= Awful
Post by: Garcin on 28 Aug 2006, 23:22
Quote from: Storm Rider
Quote from: Addison
there are only about 5 good albums made in the 00's and 3 of them were by the strokes.


Seriously, that may have been the best post ever.


Now that's a good troll.  Man, I bet the other two were Killers albums.
Title: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah= Awful
Post by: Storm Rider on 28 Aug 2006, 23:28
I thought the Killers only have one album?

I'm sure the horror of a sequel be brought upon us before long.

EDIT: A quick look shows that we have only slightly more than a month to prepare for a second Killers album. If anyone needs me, I'll be destryoing every radio within a 10 mile radius of my home.
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Post by: Kwi on 29 Aug 2006, 00:47
Quote from: Storm Rider
I thought the Killers only have one album?

I'm sure the horror of a sequel be brought upon us before long.

EDIT: A quick look shows that we have only slightly more than a month to prepare for a second Killers album. If anyone needs me, I'll be destryoing every radio within a 10 mile radius of my home.


Oh God.

I'm going to build my survival kit.

Earplugs... Check
Hammer... Check


We're good to go.
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Post by: Inlander on 29 Aug 2006, 01:02
Cambridge, UK:

A team of scientists working in the field of argumentology at Cambridge University yesterday revealed startling findings that could have wide-ranging implications for conversationalists and debaters the world over.

After an exhaustive 10-year study, the research group confirmed in a paper published in the journal Nature the presence in human minds of highly variable and occasionally unstable entities.  These entities, called "opinions", apparently come in thousands, maybe even millions, of different forms, the head of the research group, Dr. Otto Humdinger, explained:

"While a single opinion may be shared by numerous different people, there will also be other competing and sometimes even conflicting opinions present in the minds of other people."

In the paper, Dr. Humdinger and his colleagues also claim that opinions appear to arise in at least two distinct ways, either being naturally present in a person's mind, or being implanted there as a consequence of exposure to the opinion in a direct human-human transfer.  "It's the old nature vs. nurture question" Dr. Humdinger said.

However, by far the most controversial finding of the study has been the theory put forth that one person's opinion does not necessarily negate, nor even invalidate, another person's opposing and conflicting opinion.  Dr. Humdinger claims that two opinions can co-exist in two different minds, without adverse consequences.  Rival research groups at other universities have dismissed this notion as "weak" and described Dr. Humdinger and his colleagues as "full of shit".  Dr. Meredith Flunky, of the University of Melbourne, dismissed the Cambridge team's claims as "so fucking gay", going on to add that if Dr. Humdinger and his colleagues ever came to Melbourne she would show them "an opinion they can't argue with - know what I mean?"

The debate looks set to continue.
Title: Re: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah= Awful
Post by: lbarbs on 29 Aug 2006, 06:04
Quote from: Flaming Ostrich
And Joy Division wasn't even that good.  


Blasphemy!

Love will tear us apart is one of the most icon songs of last century. Permanent: Joy Division is possibly the greatest album I own. And I don't even like this style of music.

Note no mention of CYHSY
Title: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah= Awful
Post by: trolley on 29 Aug 2006, 06:08
I used to like Clap your hands say yeah.

Oh, I STILL DO.
But they were 10 tonnes of dull live. The crowd could have sung the songs more enthusiastically (and did, though replacing the words with LALALA BLAHBLAHBLAH)
Title: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah= Awful
Post by: Garcin on 29 Aug 2006, 08:04
When I saw CYHSY at the Horseshoe in Toronto, Alec Ounsworth was red-faced, tendons sticking out of his neck, sweating, singing into the mic.  The last thing you could say about the performance was that it was boring.  Similarly, their performance in NYC for New Year's Eve 2005 was supposed to have been epic.  So either they're really inconsistent, or they're performances have taken a nose-dive this year -- or I have lower standards than y'all.
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Post by: Lines on 29 Aug 2006, 08:20
i have not aquired the CYHSY taste. it doesn't suck, i just don't care for it.

Quote from: Adison
because i care about progression and evolution of the human race

indie becoming the mainstream leads to people finding indie qualities attractive, which leads to indie people having sex, which leads to children being the byproducts of someone who listens to sufjan stevens. in other words, i do not want recessive genes passed, generation after generation, making us weaker, as a race.

it has to stop and it has to stop now


how did i not see this? this is almost as funny as the thing about the strokes. oh no, the music is a mutatin' ma genes.
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Post by: TrueNeutral on 29 Aug 2006, 10:40
I like Clap Your Hands Say Yeah.

And I also like sex.

Clearly my opinions are superior.
Title: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah= Awful
Post by: Kai on 29 Aug 2006, 13:39
Guys, the best post in that thread is obviously this:

Quote from: oh aaaadddison
when you put your posts next to mind i cant even read them

it's like when you shine a flashlight at the sun

insigificant

i want to care about your patheti-mewlings, i just cant
Title: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah= Awful
Post by: billythehick on 29 Aug 2006, 13:46
see this one of the bands that suddenly popped up outta nowhere that time i blinked.
which one are they? do the have a sig song?

see i generally like everything.
well by and large i don't hate anything at least.

so these guys probably have at least one song i can dig.
Title: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah= Awful
Post by: Joseph on 29 Aug 2006, 14:38
I really like Clap Your Hands Say Yeah.  Including the first song on the album.  It puts a massive grin on my face everytime.  The rest of it is pretty damn great as well, though the voice is definately an acquired taste.  And I'm with Rubby, I definately hear more Talking Heads than Joy Division.
Title: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah= Awful
Post by: asyluman on 29 Aug 2006, 17:48
I actually really like CYHSY, before I was even into the whole "indie cred" thing.  I didn't like them to be indie, I liked them because, well, they just sounded good to me.  I'm going to see them live along with Architecture in Helsinki and Takka Takka soon...But form what y'all've said, they're not great live.
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Post by: Melodic on 29 Aug 2006, 18:05
I like 'em.
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Post by: *Sights* on 29 Aug 2006, 18:43
Quote
just hire yourself a chick everyone likes already to sing a few songs. worked wonders for stars, broken social scene and the new porn. no-one has even noticed those bands are a bunch of middle aged men yet. i suggest picking up regina spektor or someone of that nature. plus, no-one ever says a band with a girl in is a bad live band. i mean, you look at the pretty girl right? what more do you need?  (that's a tongue in cheek smiley)


I thought Feist had been working with BSS all along, since Feel good lost. She's hot alright, but the band doesn't look like it would do that to enhance their performance, they're supposed to be godlike live already (with or without Feist, Haines, Millan whatever (although they do add to the show))
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Post by: jcknbl on 29 Aug 2006, 18:47
Quote from: asyluman
I actually really like CYHSY, before I was even into the whole "indie cred" thing.  I didn't like them to be indie


This statement bewilders me. They were popularized by the blogosphere. They're like the college radio band of '05-'06. Are there other bands that you do listen to only to be indie? Who?


As a result of this thread I actually put of the album- I haven't heard it in nine months at least. It already seems dated to me...is that weird? It isn't bad though. I think it sounds like David Byrne trying to play My Bloody Valentine Covers while doped up on cold medicine.
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Post by: Skittish on 29 Aug 2006, 18:50
And how you think they sound like Joy Division is baffling.
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Post by: Slick on 29 Aug 2006, 18:56
Quote from: *Sights*
I thought Feist had been working with BSS all along

Yes, but so have Milan and Haines. I am a total Arts & Crafts whore. It started with Drew & Canning, but then they grew around/after feel good lost. They're all just kind of an autonomous, amorphous, amorous blob anyhow.
Point of interest: Drew, Milan, and Haines all went to university together, which could be how they all ended up in so many collaborations.

Quote from: *Sights*
they're supposed to be godlike live

Yes! yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes! YES! YES! YES!!!


P.S. Tommy was tongue in cheek about hiring singers. Amy Milan, though I love her voice, doesn't really have much stage presence at all (I think Emily stole it all, because she's got excess). If he wasn't being flip about that, I don't want to know, because insinuating two of my favorite bands are nothing but they're female vocalists will lead to swift destruction at the hands of my idle impotent indie rage!
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Post by: Skittish on 29 Aug 2006, 18:58
Quote from: *Sights*
Quote
just hire yourself a chick everyone likes already to sing a few songs. worked wonders for stars, broken social scene and the new porn. no-one has even noticed those bands are a bunch of middle aged men yet. i suggest picking up regina spektor or someone of that nature. plus, no-one ever says a band with a girl in is a bad live band. i mean, you look at the pretty girl right? what more do you need?  (that's a tongue in cheek smiley)


I thought Feist had been working with BSS all along, since Feel good lost. She's hot alright, but the band doesn't look like it would do that to enhance their performance, they're supposed to be godlike live already (with or without Feist, Haines, Millan whatever (although they do add to the show))


They're a good live band but they're either fantastic or horrendous. When I saw them they were pretty damn good.
Title: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah= Awful
Post by: *Sights* on 29 Aug 2006, 19:27
Great! There is another Arts and Crafts whore around here!!!

*looks around*

Wait, i just realized how stupid that was...It's likely that i'm in a whorehouse...





Please?
Title: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah= Awful
Post by: Ernest on 29 Aug 2006, 20:56
Man, I like all you guys.  I just don't frequent this board anymore so I wanted to see what kind of people were on it.  One way to test that is to see how easily you guys get pissed off, which I realize now will take some work.  

I think I'm gonna be more active in these boards now.  You guys are alright.
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Post by: Will on 29 Aug 2006, 21:03
Quote from: tommydski
i've had an idea for this band.

just hire yourself a chick everyone likes already to sing a few songs. worked wonders for stars, broken social scene and the new porn. no-one has even noticed those bands are a bunch of middle aged men yet. i suggest picking up regina spektor or someone of that nature. plus, no-one ever says a band with a girl in is a bad live band. i mean, you look at the pretty girl right? what more do you need? :) (that's a tongue in cheek smiley)


I don't have anything to contribute to this thread, since I've never listened to CYHSY, but tommydski's post forced me to add...regina spektor is at least ten thousand kinds of cute...if i ever develop a fantasy crush on a musician, it's totally going to be her
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Post by: mysteriousbriefcase on 29 Aug 2006, 22:29
Quote from: 10101110
Quote from: tommydski
i've had an idea for this band.

just hire yourself a chick everyone likes already to sing a few songs. worked wonders for stars, broken social scene and the new porn. no-one has even noticed those bands are a bunch of middle aged men yet. i suggest picking up regina spektor or someone of that nature. plus, no-one ever says a band with a girl in is a bad live band. i mean, you look at the pretty girl right? what more do you need? :) (that's a tongue in cheek smiley)


I don't have anything to contribute to this thread, since I've never listened to CYHSY, but tommydski's post forced me to add...regina spektor is at least ten thousand kinds of cute...if i ever develop a fantasy crush on a musician, it's totally going to be her


i'm probably going to get 1000 fanboys jumping my cock for this, but i just don't find her all that attractive.  i mean i love her voice, i love her music, but she just isn't fantasy material for me.in fact i think she looks kinda goofy...
Title: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah= Awful
Post by: jcknbl on 29 Aug 2006, 22:31
Its all about Jenny Lewis.
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Post by: Rubby on 30 Aug 2006, 00:43
Quote from: mysteriousbriefcase

i'm probably going to get 1000 fanboys jumping my cock for this, but i just don't find her all that attractive.  i mean i love her voice, i love her music, but she just isn't fantasy material for me.in fact i think she looks kinda goofy...

If only it were that easy.
Title: Re: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah= Awful
Post by: Kid Modernist on 30 Aug 2006, 01:27
Quote from: lbarbs
Quote from: Flaming Ostrich
And Joy Division wasn't even that good.  


Blasphemy!

Love will tear us apart is one of the most icon songs of last century. Permanent: Joy Division is possibly the greatest album I own. And I don't even like this style of music.


That is probably the least of their output.
Title: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah= Awful
Post by: chamberk on 30 Aug 2006, 21:37
I used to think that they were like Clap Your Hands Say Bleh but now I'm of the opinion that they're pretty cool!