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Title: funny star wars script
Post by: jhocking on 01 Sep 2006, 11:42

Okay, so this is way late to be posting this, but I just found it and it is hilarious:
http://www.the-editing-room.com/?script=revengeofthesith

Title: funny star wars script
Post by: Thnikkaman on 01 Sep 2006, 16:36

Brilliant!

Title: funny star wars script
Post by: Blue Kitty on 01 Sep 2006, 18:12

SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON
Ian, you're under arrest for being a manipulative motherfucker.

Title: funny star wars script
Post by: Thnikkaman on 01 Sep 2006, 18:23

EWAN MCGREGOR
It's over, Hayden. I've got the high ground, just like Darth Maul did in Episode 1 right before I killed him successfully. Ignoring that, if you jump over to me, I will cut your shit off.

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
You underestimate my power to decide not to jump to the low ground in front of you where I will be able to safely continue duelling, but to instead try to jump all the way over you and get my shit cut off!

He JUMPS and gets his SHIT cut RIGHT THE FUCK OFF. Then he is COMPLETELY BURNED.

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
Motherfucker!

Title: funny star wars script
Post by: Electric Monk on 02 Sep 2006, 02:16

Man, I love that guy's scripts. I've been reading them for years now.

Title: funny star wars script
Post by: est on 02 Sep 2006, 03:47

That is really well-done critique.  Addressed most of my issues with the movie, actually.

Title: funny star wars script
Post by: TrueNeutral on 02 Sep 2006, 04:28

*is now reading just about every script on that site*

Thanks for making this known to me. :D

Title: funny star wars script
Post by: KharBevNor on 02 Sep 2006, 04:37

Some of the other scripts are pretty awesome as well. I love the Blair Witch Project one.


JOSH
We're lost.

MIKE
We are totally fucking lost.

HEATHER
(bitchy)
We're not lost.
(pause)
Oh shit, we're lost.

Title: funny star wars script
Post by: jhocking on 02 Sep 2006, 06:07

Y'know, I didn't until just now realize there are tons of other parody scripts on that site.  Some are stupid, but some are genius.  I just read the Blade script; the best part is how the majority of the film is condensed into like two lines: "She gets CAPTURED.  And then RESCUED."

Title: funny star wars script
Post by: greenMonkey on 02 Sep 2006, 07:36

That was amazing.

Title: funny star wars script
Post by: Cartilage Head on 02 Sep 2006, 10:41

Too good!