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Title: Ask a music hater anything
Post by: CaptainLorax on 22 Dec 2006, 01:58: tell me any band and I'll tell you why it sucks (instead of just saying it sucks!)
this could be fun

I would like to pick on neu-rock, punk-rock, emo, radio, and screamo-ish bands most of all.
But if you ask me why the Beatles or the Rolling Stones suck, I'll tell you that too.
And if you want me to tell you why your favorite band sucks, that would be fun too ^__^
Title: Re: Ask a music hater anything
Post by: Valrus on 22 Dec 2006, 02:05: No thanks!
Title: Re: Ask a music hater anything
Post by: Valrus on 22 Dec 2006, 02:06: Actually, I changed my mind. Take your favorite band, and tell me why it sucks.
Title: Re: Ask a music hater anything
Post by: schimmy on 22 Dec 2006, 02:08: Quote from: CaptainLorax on 22 Dec 2006, 01:58
But if you ask me why the Beatles or the Rolling Stones suck, I'll tell you that too.
This is something that should be taught in schools.
Title: Re: Ask a music hater anything
Post by: camelpimp on 22 Dec 2006, 02:08: So, can you do this better or worse than Thorpe? I will be grading...
Title: Re: Ask a music hater anything
Post by: CaptainLorax on 22 Dec 2006, 02:14: yes, I do feel a hint of badness for making this thread. But it will be all good fun. I will tell you why my favorite bands suck and I will tell you why any band sucks. I will try to make it better than Pitchfork's drivle. I will try to speak of the heart of the band. And I won't be too rough. Also, I will try to be detailed enough instead of some snotty jerk.

Right now I'm going secular holiday shopping but I'll be back later. Just name a band.
Title: Re: Ask a music hater anything
Post by: camelpimp on 22 Dec 2006, 02:17: Oh, fine, I'll bite. *sigh* Echo and the Bunnymen, Sleater-Kinney. Siouxsie and the Banshees, Ani Difranco - GO!
Title: Re: Ask a music hater anything
Post by: valley_parade on 22 Dec 2006, 02:22: Jets to Brazil.
Title: Re: Ask a music hater anything
Post by: Johnny C on 22 Dec 2006, 02:34: I liked your posts better when they reminded me of Peter H. Cropes, Mister Lorax. However please tell me why ABBA could possibly suck.
Title: Re: Ask a music hater anything
Post by: SaskiWhiteflower on 22 Dec 2006, 02:35: Hmm why Tokio Hotel sux? :-P
Title: Re: Ask a music hater anything
Post by: Thrillho on 22 Dec 2006, 02:53: Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Title: Re: Ask a music hater anything
Post by: Mnementh on 22 Dec 2006, 02:57: Quote from: Johnny C on 22 Dec 2006, 02:34
I liked your posts better when they reminded me of Peter H. Cropes, Mister Lorax. However please tell me why ABBA could possibly suck.

Dude I will burninate the first person who talks shit on ABBA.

For realz.
Title: Re: Ask a music hater anything
Post by: Johnny C on 22 Dec 2006, 02:57: Dammit, Daniel, you ruined my cunning plan to get this thread locked.
Title: Re: Ask a music hater anything
Post by: jeph on 22 Dec 2006, 03:02: Nobody is a good enough writer to make talking about why Band X sucks enjoyable for me to read.
Title: Re: Ask a music hater anything
Post by: Ernest on 22 Dec 2006, 03:08: Pete Cropes: I very much enjoy the stress I feel when many, many people are looking at me. I also enjoy music from time to time.
Title: Re: Ask a music hater anything
Post by: Kai on 22 Dec 2006, 03:17: We will be called Mister Band. It is a good, honest name that people can believe in.
Title: Re: Ask a music hater anything
Post by: Hunter on 22 Dec 2006, 03:28: What kind of stuff do they play? Fast ? Slow? Major? Minor?
Title: Re: Ask a music hater anything
Post by: Kai on 22 Dec 2006, 03:30: just play a good song like a man would play at a concert
Title: Re: Ask a music hater anything
Post by: KharBevNor on 22 Dec 2006, 03:43: IN THE TIME OF LEPRECHAUNS
A WIZARD, NOBLE, SPRANG

HE SET THE LAND A-FIRE AND
TO THE FRYING EARS HE SANG

EEEAAAAT...WELLLLL!
EAT WELL OF FIRE!

TAAAASTE...HELLLLL!
TASTE HELL, YOU LIARS!

Also, hater guy, I want at least four hundred words each on exactly the problems with the bands Stabat Mater, Cold Blood, Spartak, White Onyx Elephants, Indicium, Forever Autumn, Arcane Knowledge, Iron Lung and Beggars Farm. Remember, you'll have to read up on them online and listen to some of their music to do a critique that is in any way decent.

Good luck.
Title: Re: Ask a music hater anything
Post by: Gridgm on 22 Dec 2006, 03:46: based soley on their live shows and not their albums

how does cannibal corpse suck
Title: Re: Ask a music hater anything
Post by: Ernest on 22 Dec 2006, 03:47: What is the meaning of Led Zeppelin? What is the life of Black Sabbath? What is the Pink Floyd of life? What is the Stooges of Queensryche? What IS IT?
Title: Re: Ask a music hater anything
Post by: Hat on 22 Dec 2006, 03:56: I want 1500 words on why Bach sucks, on my fucking desk. by morning

HARDEN UP, SON.

(Also this thread really should have been locked and stickied for a while once the Achewood thing finished, but thats just like, my opinion man)
Title: Re: Ask a music hater anything
Post by: Brian Majestic on 22 Dec 2006, 04:42: Why does the Hillbilly Moon Explosion suck?
Title: Re: Ask a music hater anything
Post by: Ernest on 22 Dec 2006, 04:49: Why does Spell suck? Oooh, that's a difficult one, considering it's so hard to find their stuff on the internet. Here, I have one of their songs on my Myspace. www.myspace.com/perpetualwalrus
Title: Re: Ask a music hater anything
Post by: Hunter on 22 Dec 2006, 04:57: I know you must be hating us now, but do what i do, play it safe and dont make any threads.
Title: Re: Ask a music hater anything
Post by: valley_parade on 22 Dec 2006, 04:58: I want exactly 347 words about why Beautiful Wang & the Allys suck, as well.
Title: Re: Ask a music hater anything
Post by: Ernest on 22 Dec 2006, 05:06: How does Faraquet suck? Oh, they don't in any way. Sorry for asking.
Title: Re: Ask a music hater anything
Post by: Misereatur on 22 Dec 2006, 05:11: Hey mods, you know, you guys haven't closed any threads lately in the music forum. This thread could be a good start.
Title: Re: Ask a music hater anything
Post by: Gridgm on 22 Dec 2006, 05:12: Quote from: Hunter on 22 Dec 2006, 04:57
I know you must be hating us now, but do what i do, play it safe and dont make any threads.

BUT THAT'S BORING

just be like me, live on the edge and see what happens

i managed to drive most people insane within the first week i was here

now we've all come out the other side and we're better people for it...or not
Title: Re: Ask a music hater anything
Post by: Ernest on 22 Dec 2006, 05:56: Lock it please, mr. mike.
Title: Re: Ask a music hater anything
Post by: jeph on 22 Dec 2006, 06:02: (http://www.msu.edu/~heckaaro/tarsier.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask a music hater anything
Post by: Mnementh on 22 Dec 2006, 10:10: (http://www.irishjacks.com/jack%20russell%20terrier%20lola1.jpg)

How do I resize this fucker?