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Title: Cradle of Fun!
Post by: jhocking on 07 Feb 2007, 11:19
lol

http://www.live4metal.com/cradleoffun.htm
Title: Re: Cradle of Fun!
Post by: Will on 07 Feb 2007, 11:39
Good find, Joe.  You win four Internets today!

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38) Your ear should be stretched out enough to accommodate a block of wood, a hubcap or a penis.

In other news, I have found my life's ultimate goal!
Title: Re: Cradle of Fun!
Post by: Misereatur on 07 Feb 2007, 11:48
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2. Ask if all black metal bands are trying to copy KISS or just most of them

Win.
Title: Re: Cradle of Fun!
Post by: Will on 07 Feb 2007, 11:51
It was kind of embarrassing to read the "hardcore rules" and realize how many of them I have been guilty of at one point or another...
Title: Re: Cradle of Fun!
Post by: Johnny C on 07 Feb 2007, 11:54
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21. Insist that Emperor videos would be better if they used a dance troupe.

Are they trying to say this isn't true?
Title: Re: Cradle of Fun!
Post by: Misereatur on 07 Feb 2007, 11:59
It was kind of embarrassing to read the "hardcore rules" and realize how many of them I have been guilty of at one point or another...

I am guilty of getting pissed at all 50 about three years ago.
Title: Re: Cradle of Fun!
Post by: jhocking on 07 Feb 2007, 12:05
I should point out I found this via the wikipedia entry on headbanging (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headbanging) that my fiancee just emailed me. I'm assuming that entry was written by the same sorts of people who post here, if not the same exact people.
Title: Re: Cradle of Fun!
Post by: Misereatur on 07 Feb 2007, 12:11
Quote from: wiki article
There has always been some speculation about whether or not headbanging causes brain damage. Most metalheads will wake up the following day with a headache showing there has been some trauma to the brain. Repeated headbanging in one week can hurt increasingly more, with each time one does it. Whiplash or violent shaking of the head can cause brain damage, and some headbanging can go extremely violent..

Oh.

That.. That explains a lot.
Title: Re: Cradle of Fun!
Post by: Spinless on 07 Feb 2007, 13:36
I support the theory that headbanging causes brain damage. These are quotes from my latest study of a metal head who was forced to gradually headbang more and more often.

"That...guitar is proper....yeah man. Y'know?"
"Have you heard new Grab Death By the Bollocks? Proper good 'n shit because...guitars?"
"I bought the new Hate album with...uhm...m....m...mo...money?"
"I bought...Destroy...Box...shop...today...CD."
"Charlie fish trollop locked the sofa onto the weather earlier this morning yup yup I like floors."
"THEY'RE WATCHING! THEY'RE WATCHING! Hey man, how're...uhm...what was I saying?"
"Fuhmumble dorp bip bip bip"
"fuh fuh fuh water fuh? fuh gub gub"

The last time I saw him, he was going out every night and headbanging at 40 hbpm. Currently, all he does is drool in his wheelchair while staring into empty space, unless you play something like Maimed by Haters or Kill for Revenge, at which point he jumps up and continues to headbang.
Title: Re: Cradle of Fun!
Post by: Storm Rider on 07 Feb 2007, 15:58
Joe, that is fantastic. But I don't think the majority of metalheads would have an opinion on the Arch vs. Alder thing.
Title: Re: Cradle of Fun!
Post by: Gridgm on 07 Feb 2007, 19:28
personally i love this one

41. Use the phrase "balls in a vice" at least three times when talking about classic metal and/or power metal vocalists.

rob halford enough said
Title: Re: Cradle of Fun!
Post by: Scytale on 07 Feb 2007, 23:11
Joe, that is fantastic. But I don't think the majority of metalheads would have an opinion on the Arch vs. Alder thing.

If people don't know the awesomeness of "Awaken the Guardian" and "the Spectre Within", they don't deserve to be called a metalhead.
Title: Re: Cradle of Fun!
Post by: Storm Rider on 07 Feb 2007, 23:22
Hey, I wasn't saying Fates Warning isn't awesome or anything, but I wouldn't expect any metalhead I met to have an opinion on them.
Title: Re: Cradle of Fun!
Post by: KharBevNor on 08 Feb 2007, 00:00
I know I don't.
Title: Re: Cradle of Fun!
Post by: Schmitt on 08 Feb 2007, 01:29
personally i love this one

41. Use the phrase "balls in a vice" at least three times when talking about classic metal and/or power metal vocalists.

rob halford enough said

Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce.
Title: Re: Cradle of Fun!
Post by: Vanilla Gorilla on 08 Feb 2007, 09:07
\m/
Title: Re: Cradle of Fun!
Post by: MadassAlex on 09 Feb 2007, 00:13
Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce.

Bruce has such a voice because he has fused pure power metal to his vocal chords. He is as a god.