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Fun Stuff => BAND => Topic started by: imapiratearg on 19 Feb 2007, 08:00
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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Fall_Out_Boy
this made me laugh until it hurt to laugh.
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The Mars Volta one is quite funny.
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This might actually be the best description of The Dillenger Escape Plan I've ever read:
Someone dared a group of really great musicians to come up with songs based entirely on the hardest math problems in existence. The group decided they were too easy and decided to play them three times faster.
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The Mars Volta one is quite funny.
I contributed to that one.
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the article on Abraham Lincoln was one of the funniest things i think i've ever read on the internet.
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Read the one on Tom Waits; it's fantastic.
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The Mars Volta one is quite funny.
I contributed to that one.
I'm not sure if you realised that I wrote the first draft (which I have on my computer) and that is the entire reason why I mentioned it. I also have an inkling that you knew this, and so you only said that for me to expose my genius in such a way.
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I didn't really laugh until I got to "Your complex cock is a pudding".
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the article on Abraham Lincoln was one of the funniest things i think i've ever read on the internet.
President Lincoln, in addition to signing both the Declaration of Independance and the Magna Carta, was also a famed cage fighter.
lincoln was the sexiest president ever. *sizzle
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I wrote an article on Fugazi (http://en.uncyclomedia.org/wiki/Fugazi) a while back.
Really now? I always liked that one. Nice to know it was you.
I'm not sure if you realised that I wrote the first draft (which I have on my computer) and that is the entire reason why I mentioned it. I also have an inkling that you knew this, and so you only said that for me to expose my genius in such a way.
Indeed, especially since my contribution was solely the part about Kiefer Sutherland.
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lincoln was the sexiest president ever. *sizzle
damn straight he was.
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http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Uncyclopedia (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Uncyclopedia)
"A long time ago. Like, maybe around 1337 (lolmg!) CE, someone. Wait. It was Mr. T. Yeah, Mr. T, he got some ninjas together, they were his homies. Anyways, the ninjas were totally hardcore gangstas from Mars who fought for justice across the universe. They formed a coalition called the ninja coalition of awesome judgment and justice, or the NCAJJ for short. Anyway, these guys were totally hardcore. Until Robot Jesus came along and started a reign of terror on the land!!! Chuck Norris. Wikimarkup? Wikimarkup? With the wiki and the markup? Why back in my day we didn't have any of that kind ofOH LOOK A RANDOM, UNRELATED IMAGE Image:DEP2.jpg OLOLOLOLOL but seriously jesus is our lord and savior. Now where was I? Oh yeah! Robot Jesus had this gun that could fire crocodiles that burst into flames, which were radioactive and a nightmare to keep clean. In an alliance with the Zombie Pope, Robot Jesus enslave the Earth, under the alias of L. Ron Hubbard, who was a robot. Anyway, Jesus and Zombie Pope used microwaves to hypnotise everyone into thinking that the world was actually only 12 years old, and that every twelve years, it destroyed itself and restarted from scratch. Funny story. World War II didn't happen at all. It was all a mass LSD hallucination because the Zombie Pope lost a shipment of his magic happy muffins which collided with the sun, showering the populace in its hallucinogenic goodness.
This old lady holds the key!!
This old lady holds the key!!
Anyway, Zombie Jesus. Or was that Robot Jesus. I forget. Anyway, they were totally doing all this crazy shit until Mr. T's band of elite ninjas showed up. The ninjas fused with Mr. T, and together they became Godzilla Buddha, whose powers caused Jesus and the Pope to soil themselves. Wittgenstein would later describe the entire affair as "an unpleasant misappropriation of justice."
And the rest, as they say, is history.
That is how Uncyclopedia came into being. "
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lmfao.
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Uncyclopedia is basically a bunch of comic genius surrounded by an enormous load of chaff.
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some of the articles there are too funny. Kurt Vonnegut, Sonic Youth, and the pitchfork rating system are pretty good. The entry on Shellac (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Shellac) is just too hilarious.
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i like slipknot => 9 dave grohls
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this site if fckin great.
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This the best article (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/AAAAAAAAA%21).
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I highly doubt that Kurt Vonnegut wrote the article on himself, so several bonus points to whoever did for making it sound so convincingly like Vonnegut. Well done, whoever you were.
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There's a whole category of articles written in the style of the people they're about. The J.D. Salinger one is good, too.
P.S.- "Carlos Mencia pretends to be a comedian as host of Mind of Mencia, a television show on the network Comedy Central."
Hahaha.
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I just read the Salinger one and it's genius. It's one of the few articles on the site that was written by what appears to be one clever person, instead of a lot of people who love memes.
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This the best article (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/AAAAAAAAA%21).
It blew my freakin' mind!
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This the best article (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/AAAAAAAAA%21).
O.O
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Dammit, did I actually forget the "is" in that sentence?
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you did.