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Fun Stuff => BAND => Topic started by: öde on 19 Mar 2007, 17:00
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I looked into Wow, Owls! and My Dad Vs. Yours because of their names, and I'm pleased I did.
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I once picked up a CD by a band called "Naked" that I got for like 25 cents, and was thrilled to find that I actually rather liked them --and! I was suprised to hear their song Mann's Chinese (I think...) on an episode in season 2 of Buffy! ...Yeah...
I also just DL'd an album by a band called "Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly", but I haven't listened to them yet...
Edit: ...So far, they're OK. I like the guy's voice, but...I keep hearing this wood-block, which is kind of distracting, and reminds me of Christopher Walken saying, "Give me more Cowbell!" for some reason...
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Is there a band called The Rubber Bitches? I want there to be.
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I usually don't check out bands just because of their name. Unless it was something extremely amazing. Which I haven't come across yet.
I did check out The Dwarves just because I heard about their insane stage shows (though I heard accounts of them might not be entirely truthful.)
I guess that was okay... The Dwarves are alright in small doses.
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i downloaded from firsts to last's "dear diary my teenage angst has a body count" based soley on the name....it was middle of teh road
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Whenever I'm trawling for cheap CDs at a particular record store I usually come across one or two albums by The Muffs. I always wonder what they sound like, but I've never investigated further.
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My first Mindless Self Indulgence album was given to me by a girlfriend who "saw the name and thought you (I) would like it."
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A girl I knew said that some of her friends came up with the band name Rodney King and the LA Beats, but I don't think they formed the band. Which is severely disappointing. Or the fake band name/family inside joke Thomas and the Gonads. I think that's a pretty spiffy name.
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I like "Wowls" better than "Wow, Owls!" Which I guess is why I want to name a band "Wowls."
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I listened to Fuck because of their name. "These are not my Bongos" is a pretty awesome album title as well. They're okay.
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Alabama Thunderpussy
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I've always wondered what "Gay for Johnny Depp" sound like, because yeah its an awesome band name
"Misantropical Painforest" was a band I got into because of the name as was "Mortuary Drape"
I've always wanted to make a band called "Acid trip to Asagard".
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Lead Zeppelin. Now there's a band I'd see for the name.
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I guess that was okay... The Dwarves are alright in small doses.
I just noticed that pun. Let me say: URGH. DIE DIE DIE.
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I'm going to see a band called Porn on the 27th of April.
This has nothing to do with the fact that they are opening for the fucking Melvins.
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I downloaded an album by a band called Tokyo Sex Destruction based off the name. It is pretty sweet, actually.
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i downloaded from firsts to last's "dear diary my teenage angst has a body count" based soley on the name....it was middle of teh road
That wonderful quote comes from a great movie: Heathers. It also has such wonderful phrases as "Fuck me gentle with a chainsaw" and "what's your damage?"
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Okay, guys, this is crucial:
would you see a band called "Astronaut Love Triangle"?
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TOPICAL
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Amuptee Spider Relaxant
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Chain Arguments.
My Clitoris.
Kirk Discovery.
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Girl Pants.
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Mongolian Anus Admissions
Mongolian Anus Emissions
Warlord Keg Party
Party Muffin
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I'm totally gonna start a band named Interstellar Cave Dwellers.
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Not quite the same, but I bought "I Am Not Afraid Of You And I Will Beat Your Ass" and "Alabama Ass Whuppin" because of the title.
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Ass Beats.
Lord Scrumptious.
Eet Fuk.
Not Big On Midgets.
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i downloaded from firsts to last's "dear diary my teenage angst has a body count" based soley on the name....it was middle of teh road
That wonderful quote comes from a great movie: Heathers. It also has such wonderful phrases as "Fuck me gentle with a chainsaw" and "what's your damage?"
don't forget "did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?"
I've never gone to see a band solely because of their name, but if I ever start a band (never) i will call it Towel Mother Monkeys.
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PANZER DIVISION JOHN CANDY
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Khar won.
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I'd like to see a noise band called "Terri Schaivo and the Persistent Vegetables".
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Khar won.
No he didn't. That's not even the best combination of those words. How about John Candy Division? Or Panzer Candy? Or just Candy Division?
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Tequila Mockingbird.
Randy Pneuman.
Plus One Level Adjustments (Oh, Dungeons and Dragons humor!).
Chupakobra.
Slammin' Sammie and the Pogmasters.
Jersey Joe.
Corduroy Cavemen.
Admiral Ackbar.
The Ol' Factory Sensation.
Just a few a friend and I thought of one night.
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Redundant Clitoris Expulsion
Vulgar Wrench Fist
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Admiral Ackbar.
win.
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Fishing With Dynamite
All The Good Ghosts Are Dead
The Chesterfield Riot
Tequila Mockingbird
I wanted to name my band that, a while ago. Unfortunately, I went online and found like a dozen bands with that name... as well as a few restaurants.
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Wolfcat
Vodka March to the Sea
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Admiral Ackbar.
I think I prefer "It's a trap!"
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Khar won.
No he didn't. That's not even the best combination of those words. How about John Candy Division? Or Panzer Candy? Or just Candy Division?
It's a play on Panzer Division Marduk and it managed to crack me up so I say it's a win.
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No he didn't. That's not even the best combination of those words. How about John Candy Division? Or Panzer Candy? Or just Candy Division?
Your opinion is discarded!
I remember we came up with a load of John Candy band names in gabblers.
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Admiral Ackbar.
win.
Admiral Ackbar.
I think I prefer "It's a trap!"
Admiral Ackbar is definitely an awesome band name. It's a Trap! would be both the first album and the first track name. And possibly the last album and last track name, too.
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Probably Tremendous Fucking.
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I don't know what a cool band name that i would look up just because of the name. But I would look up a band if one of their albums was named, "Our Name Isn't Sexual"
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Objective Perspective
Amplified Silence (an actual friend?s band. Awfully hilarious name)
The Power Droids
The Magic Dinosaur Mix
The Complete Angler
The Casserettes
The Sodex-hos
The Volcanoes of Soul
Soul Fusion
Pie Time
Bobsled Time
The Orisons
Soul Collision
Soul Doubt
Library Voices
Victorious Egret
Michel Foucault and the Poststructuralists
Alien vs. Editor
Porn on the Cob
Porn on the Fourth of July
Gnome Chomsky
Purple Worm
Random Acts of Blindness
Axis of Weevil
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fuck.....i'm dead
the chinkees
pansy division
donuts'n'glory
bongzilla
another great heathers quote: deciding whether or not to kill yourself is one of the biggest decisions a teenager will ever make.
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the chinkees
The Chinkees are great, but I don't think they're together anymore (Mike Park probably does better playing his solo stuff).
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The Sex Bombs, Baby, Yeah
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Real Bands:
Math and Physics Club
Brainwashed Proper Citizens
I Can Make a Mess Like Nobody's Business
Dog's Eye View
!!!
Oh No! Oh My!
Shack
They Might Be Giants
Fake Bands:
We'll Talk About This Later
Tootsie Pop
What the Hell?
A Giant Orgy (think of the stories you could tell...)
Cardboard Box Brigade
So I'm not that creative. Sue me.
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Whats even worse is the people who buy band tee shirts just because they look cool/cool band name. One of the worst cases I've ever seen is this girl was wearing a Sex Pistols tee shirt. She bought it because it said the word 'Sex' on it. She didn't know who the f'ing sex pistols were.
Okay, I think thats just evil...
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Highlander 2: The Bandening.
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the band anal cunt is fun!!!
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Okay, guys, this is crucial:
would you see a band called "Astronaut Love Triangle"?
hmmm...nothe band anal cunt is fun!!!
I bet it is. Surprisingly, I would see a band names 'anal cunt' just to say I saw them. Same with almost every other band with an odd name in this thread. I dunno know why..I'm the same way with books too...
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I looked up Arctic Monkeys because I found out one of their EPs was called "Who the fuck are Arctic Monkeys."
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I remember we came up with a load of John Candy band names in gabblers.
I guess we should thank whoever made that 'everything is better when you replace a word with lions' rule that was also on gabbly.
Guys, every band name sounds better when you replace one of the words with the name of the tubby canadian actor, John Candy.
It all started when I wanted to name a band 'Just John Candy'.
JOHN CANDY FROM ABOVE
John Candy, and not you.
You will know us from the trail of John Candy?
I love taking duos and replacing one of the names with 'John Candy' because it makes me think John Candy ATE THE OTHER PERSON!
Long post made short: I would see any band with 'John Candy' in the name.
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i work at a movie store and occasionaly on the previews we're forced to brainwash the customers with, there will be a music video. a few months ago there was one of a band called 'Wolf Mother'. now two of my co-workers are going to see them in concert. i was a bit apprehensive, so i'm not going... well, that's it.
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You can't hug your children with nuclear arms.
That is all.
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i work at a movie store and occasionaly on the previews we're forced to brainwash the customers with, there will be a music video. a few months ago there was one of a band called 'Wolf Mother'. now two of my co-workers are going to see them in concert. i was a bit apprehensive, so i'm not going... well, that's it.
Change your mind. Now. Wolfmother's awesome.
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i work at a movie store and occasionaly on the previews we're forced to brainwash the customers with, there will be a music video. a few months ago there was one of a band called 'Wolf Mother'. now two of my co-workers are going to see them in concert. i was a bit apprehensive, so i'm not going... well, that's it.
Change your mind. Now. Wolfmother's awesome.
Their name, however, is awesomely bad.
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The Dollyrots (http://"http://www.thedollyrots.com")
The Jolly Garogers (http://"http://www.jollygarogers.com")
Faye Wray
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i work at a movie store and occasionaly on the previews we're forced to brainwash the customers with, there will be a music video. a few months ago there was one of a band called 'Wolf Mother'. now two of my co-workers are going to see them in concert. i was a bit apprehensive, so i'm not going... well, that's it.
Change your mind. Now. Wolfmother's awesome.
oh, crappiness! it's too late now! the show's sold out.... ;_; what kind of music is it???
cool-name-bands:
Fishbone
Pedro the Lion
She Wants Revenge
The Weakerthans
ZeroMancer
(please don't shoot me for my choice in music!)
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Rudimentary Penii. They are actually a real band, something in the vein of Oi Polloi or Crass I think? I am not really into all that crusty/anarchopunk stuff, but I hear my housemates talking about it and they have remarkably silly names.
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Question to whoever knows:
is there really a band called tokyo sexwale?? if so, are they any good?
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Fuck the Facts (Also, I love the fact that the name comes from a Naked City song)
Make a Change ... Kill Yourself
Grindcore bands and black metal bands always have such ridicously bad (awesome?) names.
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JOHN CANDY FROM ABOVE
John Candy, and not you.
You will know us from the trail of John Candy?
JOHN CANDY OVERDRIVE
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JOHN CANDY FROM ABOVE
John Candy, and not you.
You will know us from the trail of John Candy?
JOHN CANDY OVERDRIVE
The JOHN CANDY Pornographers
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John Candy's Mistaken for Stars?
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Or is it John Candies Mistaken for Stars?
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I'm looking at naming a band Chain Smoke Wheel, Clear Sky Lightning, or Lost Wax.
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i work at a movie store and occasionaly on the previews we're forced to brainwash the customers with, there will be a music video. a few months ago there was one of a band called 'Wolf Mother'. now two of my co-workers are going to see them in concert. i was a bit apprehensive, so i'm not going... well, that's it.
Change your mind. Now. Wolfmother's awesome.
oh, crappiness! it's too late now! the show's sold out.... ;_; what kind of music is it???
cool-name-bands:
Fishbone
Pedro the Lion
She Wants Revenge
The Weakerthans
ZeroMancer
(please don't shoot me for my choice in music!)
They're a pretty terrible band, Wolfmother. You didn't miss out on much.
I'm definitely a supporter of Panzer Division John Candy though. Freaking awesome.
others:
John Candy in the Northern Sky?
De Misteries dom Candy?
They're not as good as Panzer Division John Candy though.
I like Black Boned Angel though. Good band name. Not hilarious, but quite awesome.
Also: Jesu. Very apt.
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A couple years ago I heard about a band called Panic! at the Disco, and thought the name was interesting so I decided to check them out.
Needless to say, I don't buy albums based on the band name anymore
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Make a Change ... Kill Yourself
Picked up a CD by these guys out of pure morbid curiosity based on the name and I'm so glad I did. Quality.
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BROKEN JOHN CANDY SCENE
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JOHN CANDY CONFESSIONAL
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Have been meaning to check out 'Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly' based purely on their name.
Also there is a band called 'We're from Barcelona' who I'd like to check out, this is based purely on a weekend I spent in Barcelona and utterly feel in love with the city.
On a related note, couple of my mates are big into their heavy metal music, met them and their flat-mate in the pub one evening and they had been listening to 'My Dying Bride' before they came out, the flat-mate (a non-metaler) related this to me as "They were listening to some shite called 'My Aborted Child' before they came out." Which I think could be the best black metal band name-ever.
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NICK CAVE AND THE BAD JOHN CANDYS
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They're a pretty terrible band, Wolfmother. You didn't miss out on much.
I'm definitely a supporter of Panzer Division John Candy though. Freaking awesome.
others:
John Candy in the Northern Sky?
De Misteries dom Candy?
Under a John Candy Moon
Anthems to the John at Candy
In the John Candy Eclipse
Cold Candy for a John Age...
John Candy Is Strong And Always Near *
This game is awesome
*on a sidenote "Satan is Strong and Always Near" is a pretty bad ass name anyway.
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The John Candy - It's simple and to the point.
Get John Candy, Wear Cape, Fly
The Flaming Jon Candy
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Explosions in the John Candy
A Silver Mt. John Candy
John Candy Wants Revenge
They Might Be John Candy
Godspeed You! John Candy
That's all I've got
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Death Cab for John Candy
John Candy Starship
John Candy and Sebastian
The John Candy Is...
John Candy Clearwater Revival
Hot John Candy Heat
Jimmy Eat John Candy
The Mighty Mighty John Candy
The Presidents of the United States of John Candy
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"John Candy Eat World" would have been better.
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John Candy and the Shrimp Shack Shooters
John Candy Ate my Baby
...little inside. I know.
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I can't decide which one I like better...
Oh No! John Candy!
John Candy! Oh My!
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John Candy Cult?
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John Candy Do Dallas
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The John Candy Escape Plan
Strapping Young John Candy
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Clap Your Hands Say John Candy
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Question to whoever knows:
is there really a band called tokyo sexwale?? if so, are they any good?
Did a goodle search on them http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rls=com.microsoft%3Aen-US&q=Tokyo+Sexwales I dunno if it helps any.
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I think these are actual bands, and I would see them if possible:
Sudden Infant Dance Syndrome
Cosby You! Black Entertainer
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Cosby You! Black Entertainer
That's fucking brilliant.
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I literally rolled on the floor laughing at Cosby! You Black Entertainer
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Cosby has the best name without a doubt, but I think Sudden Infant Dance Syndrome would be more fun to see live.
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Fuck ... I'm John Candy
Wow, he must seriously hate himself.
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There was a punk band here called 'Clitorus Allsorts' in the 70's. do they have liqorice allsorts in america? i dont know. if not thats probably the only reason they didnt make it over there..
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The John Candy Massacre
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Hung From Lamp Posts
Killer Bottlecaps
Shoes in a Microwave
Kitty Swingset
Wall in the Hole
Blue Picket Fence
Observing the World from the Foot of a Mountain
This Band Has a Googolplex Members
*Shrugs* I dunno... >_>
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The Show is the Rainbow.
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I checked out Murder By Death because I thought their album "Like The Exorcist, With more Breakdancing" was incredibly hilarious. It was a really good call, as i've seen them live twice and they're one of my favorites, for sure.
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I listened to Fuck because of their name. "These are not my Bongos" is a pretty awesome album title as well. They're okay.
yes everyone has I am sure. But I actually really like Fuck, well what I have heard.
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I almost bought a CD at a flea market on Saturday because the band was named Corn On Macabre.
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I almost spent $18 on a The Flaming Sideburns album without even listening to it based on their name alone.
I decided against it and promptly forgot they existed until I saw this thread.
To google!
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My Aborted Foetus (John Candy)
John Candy Aborted My Foetus
John Candy and the Aborted Foetuses
Observations From John Candy And His Foetus
Foetus Candy
Aborted John
Candy John?
Foetus John.
John's Abortion
Yeah I'm out.
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I was always quite fond of the name Giant Fighting Robots. And i was once in a band called The Aritsts Formely Known As Porno Jazz.
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Ghostland Observatory. Although what little I've heard of their music, I didn't love.
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Worst Band, Ugliest Instruments
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More band names I've thought of recently that struck me as funny (I may or may not have been in the supermarket at the time):
JIF and the Choosy Moms
Kid Tested, Mother Approved
Dave Thomas, Founder of Wendy's (I used this in another thread to name a Polar Bear, but it makes me laugh so I'm using it again)
The Uh-Oh Spaghetti-Os
E.L.Fudge
I don't know.
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Whenever I'm trawling for cheap CDs at a particular record store I usually come across one or two albums by The Muffs. I always wonder what they sound like, but I've never investigated further.
jesus christ, the muffs are great!!! next time you see a cheap cd with "the muffs" written on it don't wonder what they sound like... buy it and find out. you'll like it. trust me.
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I almost spent $18 on a The Flaming Sideburns album without even listening to it based on their name alone.
I decided against it and promptly forgot they existed until I saw this thread.
To google!
hah. once I bought an album because the first song on it was called "Tasty Love."
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My Flaming Chemical September Wily Mo Pena On Fire Explosion Romance To Ashes
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Mago de OX, or The Wizard of Oz when traduced... tough I must admit that it was more the cover art than the band name that attracted me to it. :-D
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Tommy Kelly Age 6 Is A Jerk...local band in my area...good name.
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My Flaming Chemical September Wily Mo Pena On Fire Explosion Romance To Ashes
Liar.
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I think "Receive Punishment!" would be an awesome name for a band.
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There's a local band here called Cool and Unusual Punishment.
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Leiche Rustikal!
(OK, "Eiche Rustikal" == "Rustic Oak" in german. "Leiche" == "corpse")
(They do exist, playing rather uneasy to listen to (to put that in perspective, the last Winterkalte concert nearly had me dancing) industrial music...
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I shot a band in Reno, just to use their name,
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...When I hear their songs a-playin' I hang my head in shame.