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Title: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: IronOxide on 20 Jun 2007, 06:36
Come on people, everybody has a favorite, and it had better be Baby.

Discuss the greatest pop group ever as well if you please.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Eris on 20 Jun 2007, 06:38
Sporty all the way!
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Mnementh on 20 Jun 2007, 06:43
Totally Sporty.  Besides being the most attractive and the most awesome, she's also the only one who has talent and can sing.

There is a reason she's the only one who has had a successful solo career.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Caspian on 20 Jun 2007, 07:00
I hated this band back in the day, but Baby Spice was by far the hottest.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: hihowareyou on 20 Jun 2007, 07:05
Posh cuz she's really good at losing baby weight.

Also god damn, I wanted to tap that when I was like 8 years old.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Stefan Autsa on 20 Jun 2007, 07:11
Old Spice.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: tragic_pizza on 20 Jun 2007, 07:19
Thread won.

But Sporty all the way.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: KharBevNor on 20 Jun 2007, 07:20
I can't know which is my favourite till I can find out which of them dies first.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: fish across face on 20 Jun 2007, 07:32
I thought the Spice Girls were great around the time of their first couple of albums, but the move to trying to be all sophisticated / capture the R&B market was pretty horrific.  Rodney Jerkins is an incredible producer, but he didn't really come up with the goods there, and, really, who listened to the Spice Girls for anything but trashiness.

I went to the premiere of the Spice World movie with something like 20 friends from university.  Dumb.  We laughed a lot and had a great time.

I picked Scary Spice, looks like I'm alone on that.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Gemmwah on 20 Jun 2007, 07:46
Sporty!

Zig-a-zig AAH!
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Misereatur on 20 Jun 2007, 08:46
Ginger Spice and Baby Spice.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Misereatur on 20 Jun 2007, 08:57
I'm pretty sure we had a thread on Bonnie 'Prince' Billy.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Stefan Autsa on 20 Jun 2007, 10:01
I#'m pretty sure a thread about which is Merzbows best album would get a good response. 

(I am a merzbow fan and I say his best is Pulse Demon)
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Thrillho on 20 Jun 2007, 10:14
Totally Sporty.  Besides being the most attractive and the most awesome, she's also the only one who has talent and can sing.

There is a reason she's the only one who has had a successful solo career.

QFT.

As well as a pretty good debut solo album to boot, that I even own on CD. CD, no less!
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Ballard on 20 Jun 2007, 10:16
Way to fail at matching up names and URLs there, Tommy.

We've also had one for Gwen Stefani and a few for Manson. What is this world coming to?
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Mnementh on 20 Jun 2007, 10:44
As well as a pretty good debut solo album to boot, that I even own on CD. CD, no less!

Me too!
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Misereatur on 20 Jun 2007, 11:19
I liked '1930'. The title track is the most unfeasibly ridiculous piece of noise.

Why isn't there a Merzbow Spice anyhow?

1930 is a great album but I like Music for Bondage Performance 2 better.

Also, the mainstream public won't pay to see a japanese girl in black clothing with broken tapes and mixers hitting them with wave after wave of undiluted noise. A lot of people would, actually, but not the Spice Girls audience.

Also Also, we had a thread about the best Merzbow albums. It was started by that troll from Hipinion no one wanted to block.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Joseph on 20 Jun 2007, 11:23
That was a fun thread.  And 1930 is a good listen; I really enjoyed it anyhow.  Yet to listen to any other Merzbow though.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Liz on 20 Jun 2007, 14:43
I always really liked Posh for some reason. Now she is the size of one of my legs. It is scary.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Mikagon on 20 Jun 2007, 19:36
Baby Spice-she almost had a chance at a life after spice girls.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Johnny C on 20 Jun 2007, 23:18
Also, the mainstream public won't pay to see a japanese girl in black clothing with broken tapes and mixers hitting them with wave after wave of undiluted noise. A lot of people would, actually, but not the Spice Girls audience.

Quote from: Merzbow Spice's audition tape, early 2000
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want!
(So tell us what you want what you really really want!)
I wanna
(ha!)
I wanna
(ha!)
I wanna
(ha!)
I wanna
(ha!)
I really really really wanna zigga zigga
(twelve minutes of spliced loops of jet engines, white noise, radio static, distorted feedback and thunderous squalls)
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: loyalpeon on 21 Jun 2007, 04:08
meh, it can only be Ginger for me. Sporty was too chavish (even before the term was coined), Scary was... um... you know..., Posh was faded into the background more aptly than the most experienced chameleon, and Baby was cute but the forehead, OH THE FOREHEAD!!! ... so it had to be Ginger for me - she was alright back then as far as I remember - had some meat on them bones...

mmm... meat, great, now I'm hungry and lunch-time is still a ways away... THANK YOU WHOEVER STARTED THIS BLOODY THREAD! MAY YOUR GREAT GRAND-CHILDREN DEVELOP A MILD COLD!!!!
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: hihowareyou on 21 Jun 2007, 04:36
Scary was... um... you know...

I hope you're not getting at what I think you're getting at.

Also, the idea of a Merzbow/Spice Girls collaberation excites me in way I cannot explain.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Gryff on 21 Jun 2007, 04:47
Oldham Spice.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: fish across face on 21 Jun 2007, 05:26
Scary was... um... you know...

I hope you're not getting at what I think you're getting at.

That she was scary?
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Stefan Autsa on 21 Jun 2007, 08:25
Also, the idea of a Merzbow/Spice Girls collaberation excites me in way I cannot explain.

Spiczow?  Merzgirls?
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: hihowareyou on 21 Jun 2007, 08:37
Scary was... um... you know...

I hope you're not getting at what I think you're getting at.

That she was scary?

I thought he might be saying that she was a...four-eyes.

(http://spicepix.lonestarspice.com/melb/6/melb263.jpg)
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Thrillho on 21 Jun 2007, 08:57
As well as a pretty good debut solo album to boot, that I even own on CD. CD, no less!

Me too!

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!

MARRY ME!

LET'S NAME OUR FIRST CHILD 'MELANIE!'
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: hellotomtom on 21 Jun 2007, 09:25
Baby all the way. I had a crush on Baby Spice, and I was like 7. Or maybe a year or two older because music (even trashy kiddie British pop) takes a while to make its way down to Australia...

...is it sad that I still remember the moves to the chorus from "Stop"? I think I learnt them at a Blue Light disco. Back in the day...
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: McTaggart on 21 Jun 2007, 10:21
Merzgirls?

At a stretch that would translate to 'trashy girls'.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Johnny C on 21 Jun 2007, 20:35
Also, the idea of a Merzbow/Spice Girls collaberation excites me in way I cannot explain.
Girl Talk has probably already tried it.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Scytale on 21 Jun 2007, 23:28
As someone who has too younger Sisters I have a profound loathing of the spice girls, family trips were hell trapped in a guitar for 6 hours with endless loops of the Spice girls on cassette tape. I think the lyrics to most of there songs are still embedded in my subconscious somewhere, there only saving grace was that they were better then the backstreet boys, which I was also subjected too on a regular basis...
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Hat on 22 Jun 2007, 01:13
I will never forgive the spice girls for knocking the Macarena off of its number one spot on that charts that it occupied for 20 weeks.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: fish across face on 22 Jun 2007, 03:44
As someone who has too younger Sisters I have a profound loathing of the spice girls, family trips were hell trapped in a guitar for 6 hours with endless loops of the Spice girls on cassette tape.

Heh, must've been some wild trips!
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Scytale on 22 Jun 2007, 04:06
As someone who has too younger Sisters I have a profound loathing of the spice girls, family trips were hell trapped in a guitar for 6 hours with endless loops of the Spice girls on cassette tape.

Heh, must've been some wild trips!

man talk about a Freudian slip my mind was obviously elsewhere when I typed that up... Obviously I meant a car...
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Mnementh on 22 Jun 2007, 16:30
(http://www.kandi-o.com/764_765_Spice_Girls.jpg)
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Joseph on 22 Jun 2007, 16:46
Man.  The one second from the right looks sixty or something.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Johnny C on 22 Jun 2007, 17:29
As long as someone finds husky Canucks attractive I'm happy.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Liz on 22 Jun 2007, 18:39
I mean, I have had a few really amazingly attractive American girlfriends and I am circus ugly. This leads me to believe there must be something subconcious in a certain number of Americans that says "You find slightly inbred looking, pale, calcium deficient British people sexy". Thank the heavens! Lord knows I need all the help I can get.
It's the accent. Keep it up and the American women will continue to flock.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: camelpimp on 22 Jun 2007, 18:46
So Brits find bovine, uneducated, trashy American women attrative?
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Liz on 22 Jun 2007, 20:27
I sure hope not.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Ballard on 25 Jun 2007, 00:11
Most Americans think that anyone with a British or Australian accent is inherently sexy.

I was told once by an Australian friend that over there, it is the other way around. That anyone with an American accent is automatically considered awesome.

I'm pretty sure she's full of it.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: McTaggart on 25 Jun 2007, 01:23
Yeah that's not really true.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: David_Dovey on 25 Jun 2007, 01:30
We hear enough American accents on TV and elsewhere for it to be considered just as common as our own.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Thrillho on 25 Jun 2007, 07:56
This is true. However in my experience, people will find the European accents hot, or the Irish one. The latter certainly applies to me as well.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Inlander on 25 Jun 2007, 08:06
We hear enough American accents on TV and elsewhere for it to be considered just as common as our own.

Well, that might be a bit of an exaggeration, but you're certainly not going to find anyone here swooning over an American accent.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Misereatur on 25 Jun 2007, 09:08
Actually, I've found that Americans and Israelis like my american accent. It allways raises questions and gets me attention from cute american girls.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: ScrambledGregs on 25 Jun 2007, 13:54
True story: the first time I ever masturbated completely to orgasm, it was a fantasy involving me fucking each of the Spice Girls one-by-one. I believe it was a kind of sexual version of that one Bruce Lee movie he half-finished before he died, where he has to fight his way up a tower fighting martial arts masters as he goes.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: camelpimp on 25 Jun 2007, 14:18
And we needed to know this because....?
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: KharBevNor on 25 Jun 2007, 16:14
Why are wre still talkjinfg about this human fucking yeast infectuon that is the shite girls>??>
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Ballard on 25 Jun 2007, 21:51
bfecaus yopu are drtuink kjhar
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Blue Kitty on 25 Jun 2007, 23:01
having a younger sister meant that I was stuck in the same situation that Scytale was in.  hell, I have seen/heard the movie at least 20 times.  movie magic people, movie magic

baby spice I guess, I saw a commercial with her in it recently
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: loyalpeon on 26 Jun 2007, 01:58
bfecaus yopu are drtuink kjhar

Way to encourage alcohol consumption!

No, seriously - everyone should drink more. In fact, I could do with a nice stiff one right about now... sigh...
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Ballard on 26 Jun 2007, 20:18
I am trying so hard to avoid the obvious joke here.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Chill on 27 Jun 2007, 01:01
The best Spice girl is obviously Hobo Spice, she left the band after giving the other girls the terrible disease "Who-gives-a-fucking-shit-itis-osis-mosis"
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Cartilage Head on 27 Jun 2007, 01:58
 Donkey Spice, Diddy Spice, or Dixie Spice.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: loyalpeon on 27 Jun 2007, 02:39
I am trying so hard to avoid the obvious joke here.

HOMOPHOBE!
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Jackie Blue on 27 Jun 2007, 03:03
True story: the first time I ever masturbated completely to orgasm, it was a fantasy involving me fucking each of the Spice Girls one-by-one.

Wow.  I knew there was a reason I'd been avoiding this thread.

That'll teach me to click on threads I just know are up to no good.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Thrillho on 27 Jun 2007, 16:27
The best Spice girl is obviously Hobo Spice, she left the band after giving the other girls the terrible disease "Who-gives-a-fucking-shit-itis-osis-mosis"
 :mrgreen:

Nice entrance.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Chill on 27 Jun 2007, 17:21
Thanks buddy.

Thumbs down to stupid threads.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Mnementh on 28 Jun 2007, 07:12
(http://liquidtoast.net/albums/silly/spice-girls.jpg)

(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b225/wayama/spice.jpg)
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: thenosebleedkid on 28 Jun 2007, 07:27
baby is STILL the best looking one
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Thrillho on 28 Jun 2007, 10:06
Oddly, most of them have got more attractive except for Mel C, who was most attractive originally and now looks worse.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Mnementh on 28 Jun 2007, 10:16
I think Mel C still looks the best, and Posh looks like she needs to stay away from the plastic surgeon.

Science should look at her tits to see how they managed the anti-grav in them.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Misereatur on 28 Jun 2007, 10:45
Seriously, those are some hideous fake tits.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: KharBevNor on 28 Jun 2007, 10:48
Jesus nunraping christ. If I handed in an anatomically correct drawing of that one on the left they'd probably throw me out of art college.

The black one is probably the most attractive. Wouldn't hit any of them.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: öde on 28 Jun 2007, 11:03
Arrested because you threw darts at Victoria Beckham's tits? WORTH IT.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Jackie Blue on 28 Jun 2007, 11:07
Jesus.  Posh was the only one I ever found attractive, and she still looks good except for that hideous tan and dye job and OH MY GOD WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS ON HER CHEST
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Ballard on 28 Jun 2007, 12:44
Not sure which one the redhead is but she's not that bad looking now.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Ballard on 28 Jun 2007, 13:00
Posh looks like Brandy.

This is not good at all.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Johnny C on 28 Jun 2007, 17:58
Donkey Spice, Diddy Spice, or Dixie Spice.

We've had this conversation you assholes. The best Spice Girl was Merzbow Spice.
Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: Mnementh on 28 Jun 2007, 18:47
Look, in case there was any doubt that Mel C (Sporty Spice) is the best spice girl, here is her rocking out on stage (http://www.box.net/shared/v8km5d0uit) with Steve Jones of the Sex Pistols, Matt Sorum and Duff McKagan of Guns N' Roses, and John Taylor of Duran Duran (also possibly Billy Duffy and Ian Astbury).


Title: Re: The Best Spice Girl
Post by: KharBevNor on 28 Jun 2007, 23:39
I went to school with Steve Jones son. Private school. The man drives a BMW. Punx!