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Fun Stuff => MAKE => Topic started by: Jposh on 26 Jul 2007, 12:21
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I can't figure out where the actual strips are, anyone wanna help me?
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Here? (http://www.scenelanguage.com/archives)
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Are those the actual strips? Are they just a picture with a caption?
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Closest thing I could find to strips, the site was too laggy to explore further.
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I can't figure out where the actual strips are, anyone wanna help me?
Guys, I think this is one of those Sudoku puzzles I've been hearing about. I can never figure them out.
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I have trouble with that Kakoru or Kokuro or Kokomo. Whatever that one's called.
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I have trouble with that bukkake
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Hahaha
Look at this http://www.questionablecontent.net/
See how it shows a column with pictures AND words together?
Thats called a STRIP, repeat after me S-T-R-I-P.
Now that you have been educated, find the strips on this site http://www.scenelanguage.com/
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Condescending the intelligence of your fellow forumites is not the way to endear yourself around here, it will earn you nothing but scorn and snark.
Beyond that, this isn't even the right section of the forum for this. There's a specific comics & drawings section of the forum and that's where this belongs. Don't expect to encounted a serious answer in the general discussion section.
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Now that you have been educated, find the strips on this site http://www.scenelanguage.com/
Before that, make me a sammich. And make it snappy!
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SCENE VI. A chamber in a farmhouse adjoining the castle.
Enter GLOUCESTER, KING LEAR, KENT, Fool, and EDGAR
GLOUCESTER
Here is better than the open air; take it
thankfully. I will piece out the comfort with what
addition I can: I will not be long from you.
KENT
All the power of his wits have given way to his
impatience: the gods reward your kindness!
Exit GLOUCESTER
EDGAR
Frateretto calls me; and tells me
Nero is an angler in the lake of darkness.
Pray, innocent, and beware the foul fiend.
Fool
Prithee, nuncle, tell me whether a madman be a
gentleman or a yeoman?
KING LEAR
A king, a king!
Fool
No, he's a yeoman that has a gentleman to his son;
for he's a mad yeoman that sees his son a gentleman
before him.
KING LEAR
To have a thousand with red burning spits
Come hissing in upon 'em,--
EDGAR
The foul fiend bites my back.
Fool
He's mad that trusts in the tameness of a wolf, a
horse's health, a boy's love, or a whore's oath.
KING LEAR
It shall be done; I will arraign them straight.
To EDGAR
Come, sit thou here, most learned justicer;
To the Fool
Thou, sapient sir, sit here. Now, you she foxes!
EDGAR
Look, where he stands and glares!
Wantest thou eyes at trial, madam?
Come o'er the bourn, Bessy, to me,--
Fool
Her boat hath a leak,
And she must not speak
Why she dares not come over to thee.
EDGAR
The foul fiend haunts poor Tom in the voice of a
nightingale. Hopdance cries in Tom's belly for two
white herring. Croak not, black angel; I have no
food for thee.
KENT
How do you, sir? Stand you not so amazed:
Will you lie down and rest upon the cushions?
KING LEAR
I'll see their trial first. Bring in the evidence.
To EDGAR
Thou robed man of justice, take thy place;
To the Fool
And thou, his yoke-fellow of equity,
Bench by his side:
To KENT
you are o' the commission,
Sit you too.
EDGAR
Let us deal justly.
Sleepest or wakest thou, jolly shepherd?
Thy sheep be in the corn;
And for one blast of thy minikin mouth,
Thy sheep shall take no harm.
Pur! the cat is gray.
KING LEAR
Arraign her first; 'tis Goneril. I here take my
oath before this honourable assembly, she kicked the
poor king her father.
Fool
Come hither, mistress. Is your name Goneril?
KING LEAR
She cannot deny it.
Fool
Cry you mercy, I took you for a joint-stool.
KING LEAR
And here's another, whose warp'd looks proclaim
What store her heart is made on. Stop her there!
Arms, arms, sword, fire! Corruption in the place!
False justicer, why hast thou let her 'scape?
EDGAR
Bless thy five wits!
KENT
O pity! Sir, where is the patience now,
That thou so oft have boasted to retain?
EDGAR
[Aside] My tears begin to take his part so much,
They'll mar my counterfeiting.
KING LEAR
The little dogs and all, Tray, Blanch, and
Sweet-heart, see, they bark at me.
EDGAR
Tom will throw his head at them. Avaunt, you curs!
Be thy mouth or black or white,
Tooth that poisons if it bite;
Mastiff, grey-hound, mongrel grim,
Hound or spaniel, brach or lym,
Or bobtail tike or trundle-tail,
Tom will make them weep and wail:
For, with throwing thus my head,
Dogs leap the hatch, and all are fled.
Do de, de, de. Sessa! Come, march to wakes and
fairs and market-towns. Poor Tom, thy horn is dry.
KING LEAR
Then let them anatomize Regan; see what breeds
about her heart. Is there any cause in nature that
makes these hard hearts?
To EDGAR
You, sir, I entertain for one of my hundred; only I
do not like the fashion of your garments: you will
say they are Persian attire: but let them be changed.
KENT
Now, good my lord, lie here and rest awhile.
KING LEAR
Make no noise, make no noise; draw the curtains:
so, so, so. We'll go to supper i' he morning. So, so, so.
Fool
And I'll go to bed at noon.
Re-enter GLOUCESTER
GLOUCESTER
Come hither, friend: where is the king my master?
KENT
Here, sir; but trouble him not, his wits are gone.
GLOUCESTER
Good friend, I prithee, take him in thy arms;
I have o'erheard a plot of death upon him:
There is a litter ready; lay him in 't,
And drive towards Dover, friend, where thou shalt meet
Both welcome and protection. Take up thy master:
If thou shouldst dally half an hour, his life,
With thine, and all that offer to defend him,
Stand in assured loss: take up, take up;
And follow me, that will to some provision
Give thee quick conduct.
KENT
Oppressed nature sleeps:
This rest might yet have balm'd thy broken senses,
Which, if convenience will not allow,
Stand in hard cure.
To the Fool
Come, help to bear thy master;
Thou must not stay behind.
GLOUCESTER
Come, come, away.
Exeunt all but EDGAR
EDGAR
When we our betters see bearing our woes,
We scarcely think our miseries our foes.
Who alone suffers suffers most i' the mind,
Leaving free things and happy shows behind:
But then the mind much sufferance doth o'er skip,
When grief hath mates, and bearing fellowship.
How light and portable my pain seems now,
When that which makes me bend makes the king bow,
He childed as I father'd! Tom, away!
Mark the high noises; and thyself bewray,
When false opinion, whose wrong thought defiles thee,
In thy just proof, repeals and reconciles thee.
What will hap more to-night, safe 'scape the king!
Lurk, lurk.
Exit
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Now that you have been educated, find the strips on this site http://www.scenelanguage.com/
Before that, make me a sammich. And make it snappy!
You know, I wouldn've intergrated much more smoothly into this place if that's how I was responded to when I got hostile.
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I wasn't being hostile, I forgot to add a smiley..... Oops....
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Since you know what you're looking for, why don't you find it yourself?
Also, fuck off.
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:)
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I thought that was serious.... I should remember the smileys....
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Didn't you know? You can say anything you want to whomever you want, and as long as you smile it's all good!
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The smiley wouldn't have helped. You're new and posting something that makes you seem like an insufferable dick does not help first impressions.
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I don't think the site will allow you to view the comic strips anyway, I think they expect you to buy it. Maybe? If the strip expects you to work your ass to fucking view it, it's not worth your time.
Urgh, that was a serious answer. Someone take me to the back and shoot me.
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You're only allowed to be an insufferable dick if you've been here a while.
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Sounds good to me
So, is Jell-o an insufferable dick?
Yay or Nay
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I think basically:
1. Put things in the right forum.
2. A little politeness goes a long way.
3. Drop into the Hi, I'm new forum and introduce yourself!
Not a strong start, but this doesn't have the be the kiss of death to your foruming career. Better luck in the future.
PS. Smilies are not a magical cureall for a post.
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See, IronOxide? Smileys make EVERYTHING better :-D EVEN Hitler.
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That Hilter smiley is the best thing ever. If it wouldn't inevitably be misunderstood, I would say it should be added to this forum's options.
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Isn't that the t-shirt those nazi pop twins wore once and then there was a big OMG about them?
The smiley I mean, not the whole mein kampf thing.
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You're only allowed to be an insufferable dick if your name is Joe Hocking
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pfft, I'm not a dick, I just play one on TV. Now keiffer...
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Does that mean Nazis like Slint? Or that people who like Slint are Nazis?
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Smileys do not exist here. Their use is considered a mere blank space in a post.
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I typically don't use smileys. maybe thats why my posts suck.
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so has any one figured out how to view the comics or asked a mod to move this to the comics section of the forums?
oh, and after viewing a few of them through archives, at least I think I am viewing them, I find myself really underwhelmed with it all
the whole damn webpage does not seem to be working at this time
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http://www.scenelanguage.com/2006/07/10/the-beginning-of-the-end-1-of-3/
There we are boys. I think that's the first comic? Am I awesome, or what? 8-)
EDIT: Seems like there's a bunch of different arches that you select from the drop-down on the side. Seems kind of pointless. The standard web-comic design works better.
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http://www.scenelanguage.com/2006/07/10/the-beginning-of-the-end-1-of-3/
There we are boys. I think that's the first comic? Am I awesome, or what? 8-)
EDIT: Seems like there's a bunch of different arches that you select from the drop-down on the side. Seems kind of pointless. The standard web-comic design works better.
(Borat) Very nice! Very nice!
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The drawing is creepy, check out the guy on the right.
(http://www.scenelanguage.com/comics/2006-07-17.jpg)
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Are you serious people read that garbage. The art is shit, and so is the comedy. Whats the point?
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There's comedy?
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I am just wondering if Rosie O'Donnell on the right plays a mean guitar.
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It's not that bad. The art picks up a lot once you get to the second "book"... The plot is okay.