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Fun Stuff => ENJOY => Topic started by: mooface on 17 Sep 2007, 08:06
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Okay, I am sure most of you have already heard of this abomination (http://www.cbs.com/primetime/kid_nation/) already. Inspired by Something Awful's article (http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/kid-nation-cbs.php) (and because I am bored at work) I decided to look up these kids' bios (http://www.cbs.com/primetime/kid_nation/bio.shtml). This was a bad idea as now my mind is confused and my soul is weeping. Here, for your benefit, are some of my "favorites":
(http://www.cbs.com/primetime/kid_nation/bios/alex/photos/photo_default.jpg)
Alex (http://www.cbs.com/primetime/kid_nation/bios/alex/index.shtml)
Quote: (What world leader do you admire?) Al Gore. I read the book 'The Inconvenient Truth' which helped me understand the importance of global warming. I admire the fact that Al Gore has committed himself to champion this worthy cause.
At the age of 9 this kid has a better vocabulary than most 16 year olds. This would be great except that I think his hippie mom made his web page for him.
(http://www.cbs.com/primetime/kid_nation/bios/blaine/photos/photo_default.jpg)
Blaine (http://www.cbs.com/primetime/kid_nation/bios/blaine/)
Quote: (What's your favorite TV show?) Kid Nation! Ha, ha, ha!
I want to punch this kid in the face.
(http://www.cbs.com/primetime/kid_nation/bios/brett/photos/photo_default.jpg)
Brett (http://www.cbs.com/primetime/kid_nation/bios/brett/)
Quote: (Who are your best friends?) John, Jack, Jackson, Zack.
I have the feeling he made up his "best friends'" names on the spot.
(http://www.cbs.com/primetime/kid_nation/bios/greg/photos/photo_default.jpg)
Greg (http://www.cbs.com/primetime/kid_nation/bios/greg/)
Quote: (How would you change the world?) I wouldn't.
Umm... aren't you a little too old to be on Kid Nation? Because the teenage apathy sure shows through on your profile.
(http://www.cbs.com/primetime/kid_nation/bios/madison/photos/photo_default.jpg)
Madison (http://www.cbs.com/primetime/kid_nation/bios/madison/)
Quote: (How would you change your neighborhood?) Trying to get them to stop littering. The neighbors always throw trash into our yard.
Since when have 11 year olds started camwhoring? Every picture on her profile is a myspace shot, and she is not even pretty enough for that.
Okay that is enough from me. My heart is beginning to shrivel up inside of me. But I am sure you guys can go look at the rest on your own! It'll be fun, I promise!
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Dude, come on. That's not funny. We JUST bought you one from the other site. At least wait until your birthday you greedy, Christmas loathing pagan.
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I'm going to start up a pool to bet on which episode Greg first calls one of the other kids a "fag."
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Johnny, I'm putting 10 bucks on episode 2.
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Haven't any of these people read Lord of the Flies? These kids will end up eating each other because the show wasn't kind enough to supply the pigs.
TAYLOR: Can you believe Taylor can out burp her daddy? Learn more about this surprising kid now.
I have no hope for the future/other people named Taylor.
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The premiere is on Wednesday night.
I look forward to it.
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I think it looks interesting... but it may turn to be an utter failure, really. I mean they are kids, they don't fully understand the complications of government and running a "nation". I mean, I'm 19 and have taken every history and Gov. class possible and I still have a hard time understanding it sometimes.
And saying that it's "no adults" isn't really true. The show's host is an adult, and seems to be there often, as well as I am sure that the camera crew etc. is adult. They aren't letting the kids get hurt, and are providing them with a structure.
Throw 40 kids in a desert for 40 days w/ a few dozen hidden cameras and make them start from the ground up. Now that would be (albiet, highly irresponsible of course) an interesting show! Hell, throw 40 adults in the desert and make them start from the ground up and it would be an interesting show.
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Fuck, why not just make Battle Royale a reality?
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Throw 40 kids in a desert for 40 days w/ a few dozen hidden cameras and make them start from the ground up.
There are so many experiments like this that I think would be interesting. Fuck you "ethics".
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I mean they are kids, they don't fully understand the complications of government and running a "nation". I mean, I'm 19 and have taken every history and Gov. class possible and I still have a hard time understanding it sometimes.
i dunno though. political science is like a deconstruction of what people have made after the fact of history. people who developed different kinds of societies weren't necessarily conscientiously doing it while thinking, "gee, what are the principles of governments?" they just figured out what works. i'd imagine these kids will figure it out in the same way. even if they don't initially understand the complexities of a government and running a society, they'll have tangible consequences real quick. they get something working or they lose.
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I don't think you need much education to understand the difference between right and wrong and how to lead or follow. People will do what people do, be it a kid or not. I have a feeling the older kids will try to take over, just because of age, or the smarter ones will, because of their brains, and the rest will follow the others. Or maybe whoever knows how to cook.
I see this whole thing a rip off of both Lord of the Flies and Survivor and am not really interested in the results. (I think the whole reality TV thing has exhausted itself already.)
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I bet the show's producers got real pissy at Greg when he tried to turn the kids toward anarchy.
"Hey look guys, it even has a cool symbol!"
(oh, I remember those days, yes I do...)
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I found the Che of this group, and my personal favorite.
(http://www.cbs.com/primetime/kid_nation/bios/guylan/photos/photo_default.jpg)
"Fidel Castro is a world leader that I admire for many reasons. Firstly, he led a revolution against a corrupt government ruled by an evil dictator named Fulgencio Batista. Then he went on to lead the country of Cuba by ousting their existing political system in order to instill a socialist government throughout the country. That meant out with the rich and corrupt and in with a more fair and balanced environment for his people. Although he has not always been fair nor kind in how he governed, he is like the energizer bunny, he just keeps going and going and going…! And no matter how many times we try to assassinate him, he just doesn't die. Although it is more difficult for his country to succeed due to the embargo banning trade with Cuba, he and his people have persevered and shown the USA that we can kick him and fight him all the way, but he just won't fall down."
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After reading Greg's bio, I am completely convinced he is an idiot. Laurel (http://www.cbs.com/primetime/kid_nation/bios/laurel/) and Alex (http://www.cbs.com/primetime/kid_nation/bios/alex/) are the only two kids so far that give me hope for this generation...
This also made me laugh.
Who have been some of the worst U.S. presidents, and why?
George W. Bush, for leading us into a war without checking his facts first and for not having a clear plan prior to the invasion. He also suppressed anyone who wanted to question his decisions, which is against the American concept of free speech. William Harrison because he was too stupid to wear a coat at his inauguration speech, and caught pneumonia and died without doing anything in office.
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the fact that none of these kids are named jaden kaden or raden is hope enough for me.
...at least untill one of them mentions 4chan.
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Like this guy?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/0bsessions/Random%20Forum%20Junk/raiden_final.jpg)
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Hooray for Big Trouble in Little China !!!!
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Holy shit, that girl made me want to scream.
I mean, did they even interview these kids?
Also, did they even read lord of the flies
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(http://www.cbs.com/primetime/kid_nation/bios/jared/photos/photo_default.jpg) (http://www.cbs.com/primetime/kid_nation/bios/jared/index.shtml)
What world leader do you admire?
President Bush
Well, no surprise there.
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No, he needs a cross hanging from his neck to make it more painfully obvious.
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I enjoyed how many of them hate Bill Clinton because HE CANNOT BE TRUSTED!
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Hilarious.
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if you watch kid nation, just go out and buy yourself a copy of Battle Royale, why drink beer when you want whiskey?
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I enjoyed how many of them hate Bill Clinton because HE CANNOT BE TRUSTED!
Because obviously what one does at the end of an 8 year presidency determines whether you suck or not. Especially if it's to do with your personal life. So if W does something completely awesome next year, we can completely forgive him for being a moron! Wow!
(Yeah, that's crap. It seems most of these kids grew up with Republican or more conservative parents, considering when I was that age, I had no real opinion on politics. Other than the Clinton/Gore rally I went to with my mom when I was around 6 or 7.)
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This show is exactly what life in New Mexico is like.
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if you watch kid nation, just go out and buy yourself a copy of Battle Royale, why drink beer when you want whiskey?
I second that,
I havent seen the movie, but I know the premise.
I so totally second that.
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Hell, take it another step and just strike up your own reality show, in a shed, in the back of your house, with two people chained up. Use your imagination for the rest, I've got some business to attend to.
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Maybe this is the training process for kids who get selected to be on the next season of Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader, or something. You never know...
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I don't think you need much education to understand the difference between right and wrong and how to lead or follow. People will do what people do, be it a kid or not. I have a feeling the older kids will try to take over, just because of age, or the smarter ones will, because of their brains, and the rest will follow the others. Or maybe whoever knows how to cook.
I see this whole thing a rip off of both Lord of the Flies and Survivor and am not really interested in the results. (I think the whole reality TV thing has exhausted itself already.)
So all the lessons on right and wrong you got from your parents, school, and church were pointless?
People may not need formal education wrt morals and ethics, but people have been attempting to instill codes of behaviour into our children ever since we were swinging from trees. Every society has some form of hierarchy and how to behave within it is a key part of raising young. Saw an ad for this show and I thought - "No flippin' way am I watching this!"
About the only good things on TV anyway is Mythbusters, and Battlestar Galactica (maybe some Law and Order reruns or older CSI)
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Bluntly speaking: yes.
I for one, have not attended a single church service in my life, but I can tell you I've got a better sense of right and wrong.
Most people who aren't emotional cripples can form their own basis of moral integrity. Various influences can bring you one way or another, but on one's own, it generally defaults to a pretty sound moral compass. If one absolutely needed someone else to tell them what is right and wrong, we'd have a significantly different society, if society ever managed to develop to begin with.
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I for one, have not attended a single church service in my life, but I can tell you I've got a better sense of right and wrong.
A better sense of right and wrong than? Anyone who has been to church? I'm kind of confused by this statement, and what you mean by it.
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i watched this show the other night. they divide the kids up into age groups and have them compete against each other for social status. the older kids are the upper class. the second oldest are the merchant class. the youngest kids are the cooks. the ones above them are the laboring class. they have the 8 year olds cooking for them all. insanity! and now they are all driven to perform better and help the society more so that the council members (one kid from each age group) will give them a gold star worth $20,000. greg is a douche. a lot of the kids are whiny. some of them are tolerable, but not enough to make up for the others. basically, i want to vomit all over this show.
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They weren't initially divided into the groups by age, but the council were supposed to choose their own groups - and the youngest kids ended up in mostly one group because the youngest council member didn't feel like being the "leader" for a bunch of older kids - and she's a whiny pageant-girl, so I guess that was a good call, seeing as she probably wouldn't last long if trying to lead, say, Greg. And they tried to keep friends in the same groups, so some groups have more older kids than others. And they have a chance to "switch" social status every show, it seems, but because of the way the made the groups, it'll probably not vary a lot anyways.
But yeah, it's a weird show.
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(http://www.cbs.com/primetime/kid_nation/bios/jared/photos/photo_default.jpg) (http://www.cbs.com/primetime/kid_nation/bios/jared/index.shtml)
Apparently he's Jewish. And according to CollegeHumor, the coolest one there. Everyone's all "We should have organized religion or something". They win a challenge or whatever and get to decide between a totally sweet mini-golf course or religious books, and they chose the books. This kid decides to make a mini-golf course out of a 2x4 and an empty jar.
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Shows like this make me glad I don't watch tehwehvision. The very idea of this show leaves a bitter taste in my mouth. I need to go brush my teeth.
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This show is getting more and more..silly. It's like the kids are making a new city, but from a kit or something. And part of that kit is this stupid "pioneer journal" or whatever they were calling it, which the "council" seem to follow blindly, either because they have to or because they're just not that bright. Also, the whole social status-thingy, where they were told they had to be split into four "castes", almost, where the upper class gets 1 dollar for not doing anything at all, while the laborers get 10 cents for doing all the dirty work, is stupid. I'd like to think that if they'd gotten to decide for themselves, there would be a much more fair system, and people might be generally less pissed off and annoyed, which would make their chances of succeeding in "building a new world" a lot better. Blah.
Also, I read somewhere that the adult-child ratio there was like 6:1 or something.
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Wait, so they advertise a show where the kids rule themselves and it turns out there are pre-made rules?
Someone needs to get shot.
By the cowboy kid.
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They almost had a Crusade start. Then one of the girl's stopped it. I was deeply disappointed by the lack of bloodshed.
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Man, girls ruin everything.
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Yeah, we have a tendency to do that. Sorry dudes.