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What about music lacking both balls AND breasts?
http://link-protector.com/280648/http://www.megaupload.com/?d=MKFA02YUIsnt this a parody thread?
Here are a bunch of fantastic albums made by women. You don't need balls to create something wonderful, or to rock out.
Can I recommend Thorr's Hammer for this thread? It's basically really heavy doom with an excellent female vocalist. Unlike, say, Nightwish and Arch Enemy, the vocalist isn't just for gimmick value- Runhild Gammelsaeter (the singer) is quite a beauty, but also has a really devastating death growl and a great singing voice, and it fits the music perfectly.
What about music lacking both balls AND breasts?
Why does nobody ever think of Buck Angel when they make these horrible joke threads.
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Isnt this a parody of the "music with balls" thread?
All female bands and female solo artists would be preferable, but then, the the PJ Harvey album I uploaded is when it was a trio, not Polly Jean solo, and the other members of the band were male, so go ahead. But generally, let's go for all woman.
Patti Smith - Horses
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Tegan and Sara have breasts. They make music. That music tends to reflect the amount of breast they have.
What do you call a riot grrl when you rape her?
Also, get out there and listen to The Shaggs' "My Pal Foot-Foot".
lo-fi + no musical skills whatsoever = delicious.
for the longest time, i was convinced the shaggs were 3 japanese girls.
Why does nobody ever think of Buck Angel when they make these horrible joke threads.
I wouldn't expect many of the forumites to actually know who that is.
Why do you say they are gimmicks?
Can I recommend Thorr's Hammer for this thread? It's basically really heavy doom with an excellent female vocalist. Unlike, say, Nightwish and Arch Enemy, the vocalist isn't just for gimmick value- Runhild Gammelsaeter (the singer) is quite a beauty, but also has a really devastating death growl and a great singing voice, and it fits the music perfectly.
Why do you say they are gimmicks?
Can I recommend Thorr's Hammer for this thread? It's basically really heavy doom with an excellent female vocalist. Unlike, say, Nightwish and Arch Enemy, the vocalist isn't just for gimmick value- Runhild Gammelsaeter (the singer) is quite a beauty, but also has a really devastating death growl and a great singing voice, and it fits the music perfectly.
I could maybe agree with you on the count that no one would listen to Nightwish without Tarja (Tuomas cannot sing for shit, though in a way that makes his contributions kind of endearing) though in what universe you consider Tarja's singing to be shit I cannot imagine. Honestly, thats about the only sensible criticism that CAN'T be labelled at Nightwish: their lyrics are half-baked scanglish, their songwriting is pedestrian, their instrumental work generally unremarkable, their album covers, videos etc. are mired in horrendous cliches and their whole formula had been done much, much better by other bands before they ever existed (Lacrimosa and ToT being the examples that instantly spring to mind). Not to mention the clones. Yet to attack Nightwish on the basis that Tarja can't sing seems to me basically insane: as far as I'm concerned her voice is pretty much the only reason you WOULD listen to Nightwish (or if, like me, you have to beat down a boner when a song directly references David Eddings then starts dropping Tolkien samples).
And it's not just that she sounds so shrill that when you listen to it, all dogs within a kilometer's radius start to wail and all glasses nearby begin to collapse, it's that she is so damned untalented too. I mean, her voice sounds so static and amelodic, I've heard more complexly arranged melodic vocal performances from Cannibal Corpse. What is this? A soprano trying to imitate Tom Araya? So, it's not just awful, it's bad too. But hey, to give Tarja a little credit, the awful far outweighs the bad. She manages to make her voice so painfully unlistenable that most of the time you don't even quite notice how untalented she is. Good job there, got to give her some credit.
Also, I wouldn't really want Metal Archives to be expressing my opinions on classically trained vocalists. Ever. Anyone complaining about pitching probably shouldn't be listening to metal anyway: I'd like to see anyone get away with making the same kind of criticisms against, say, King Diamond.
Someone, somewhere is going to masturbate to that drawing.
I just know it.
diamond doesn't rely *totally* on his falsetto
especially as that was a bottle of vodka and some port doing the talking.
The Woods because it is shit except for Jumpers
That is a shit excuse and if anyone ever uses it again I will get very drunk and shit on them.
The Woods because it is shit except for Jumpers
That is a bullshit goddamn lie.
It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."
You could argue she is one of the best song-writers but I think as a musician she wouldn't rank in the top million or so.she is most definetly a musician (i'll go ahead and mention that she was a drummer, can play a few wind instruments--including the flute, and plays piano) as well as a composer (understands the language of music to the nth degree--and isn't that what makes a musician a musician anyway?).
She works with very good people on every album but I do not think her actual musical talents are particularly amazing. I am not sure if she can actually play any instruments though I am convinced she dabbles. If you look at the credits for her albums, every album uses a host of session musicians. Not a criticism of her, just an important distinction.
When I saw this thread title, I instantly thought of this. (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1570835.html)and omg that is the most awesomest thing ever hahahahahaha
Standby for every Sleater Kinney album ever (except Dig Me Out, since it's at the start of the thread and The Woods because it is shit except for Jumpers).
are you saying that playing a multitude of instruments at a virtuoso level constitutes as the only attribute of a great musician?You could argue she is one of the best song-writers but I think as a musician she wouldn't rank in the top million or so.she is most definetly a musician (i'll go ahead and mention that she was a drummer, can play a few wind instruments--including the flute, and plays piano) as well as a composer (understands the language of music to the nth degree--and isn't that what makes a musician a musician anyway?).
She works with very good people on every album but I do not think her actual musical talents are particularly amazing. I am not sure if she can actually play any instruments though I am convinced she dabbles. If you look at the credits for her albums, every album uses a host of session musicians. Not a criticism of her, just an important distinction.
Right, so what I said is accurate. She still wouldn't be considered "one of the best musicians of this generation". No doubt she plays a few instruments to a reasonable standard but we don't have to kid ourselves into believing she is a virtuoso with every instrument. She's a very good songwriter, arranger and vocalist without piling unnecessary tributes upon her.
i respect rasputina with all my pee pee
She still wouldn't be considered "one of the best musicians of this generation". No doubt she plays a few instruments to a reasonable standard but we don't have to kid ourselves into believing she is a virtuoso with every instrument.
I'm going to go ahead and say that it's not unfair to expect someone vaunted as the "one of the best musicians of her our generation" to be something of a virtuoso. We have other words we can use for her genuine talents, it's lazy to pour accolades on her that she...wait I've explained this already, just go back and read it again.
By this token is it fair to consider Joanna Newsom one of the best musicians of our generation?
The Woods because it is shit except for Jumpers
That is a bullshit goddamn lie.
Seconded. YOU LOSE AT THE INTERNETS.