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Fun Stuff => BAND => Topic started by: quietnow on 22 Dec 2007, 07:14
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:-D
you can challenge me @ http://www.spokenvswritten.com/
i'm "cupcake"
get on there we'll start a qcforum crew xxoxoxox
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I am pretty sure Gaz and I pretty much owned the last QC Rap Battle. This should probably be moved to the music forum for best results.
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@quietnow, aka "cupcake"
i signed up with the intention of challenging you but then i looked over your other battles and you are actually good at this so i decided against it until i'm actually motivated enough to try.
then i was gonna vote for you but i couldn't figure out how so i gave up. now i have to go do things that don't involve computers and won't get to vote.
for what it's worth, you're a winner in my book.
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@quietnow, aka "cupcake"
i signed up with the intention of challenging you but then i looked over your other battles and you are actually good at this so i decided against it until i'm actually motivated enough to try.
then i was gonna vote for you but i couldn't figure out how so i gave up. now i have to go do things that don't involve computers and won't get to vote.
for what it's worth, you're a winner in my book.
hee! i am actually good at it. you can't vote till you've won or lost a battle. xoxo
someone can move this to music??
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I might just freestyle without a beat, because my recording program is fucked up at the moment and I can only record on one track.
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Does this site have any rules? I think it could use a long-haired, skinny, posh white boy dropping ironic rhymes without a beat...
In other words, if you don't mind shocking quality a capellas, I'm up for challenging you, if ya giz me some more info.
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Does this site have any rules? I think it could use a long-haired, skinny, posh white boy dropping ironic rhymes without a beat...
In other words, if you don't mind shocking quality a capellas, I'm up for challenging you, if ya giz me some more info.
you can do that... but it's keystyles, not freestyles. go make an account.
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Keystyles? How is that rapping? You could just write any old shit.
But then, all the more reason for me to battle you. :evil:
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Mothafuckas I'ma own you in this rappin' battle shit
You'll be beaten so severely that you won't remember it
When you come back like a pussy then I'll fuck you up some more
Then I'll go and bang yo mama like a seven dollar whore
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Motherfuckas gonna own us with this battle shit?
Motherfucka better bone up 'fore his ass gets kicked
So take your shitty little excuse for rhymes and stick
It up your ass before I have to make a bowtie out your dick.
Okay my rhythm was fucked up there. I'm out of practice.
Patty - you're still a mothafuckin prick!
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Homie come on, bring that shit here, fool, I'll fuck you up again
You been such a weak opponent since I can't remember when
If a bowtie is my dick, then a ribbon is yours
I hate to use this rhyme again but YOU'RE ALL FUCKIN' WHORES
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What beat is that, to which you rap? Motherfucker if you strapped on a gat
Man, you'd fall on your back from the weight, age 68, still a virgin
But your period's late, and you fire out a baby in the nursing home
It's got a big-ass chrome dome like his dad, or his mum, this microphone's
Getting covered in spit, they should ban this shit because the cable's
Twice as wet as my dick, this ain't no magic trick. I feel sick...
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I feel nauseous.
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Darryl you're doing it wrong, that doesn't rhyme! Do it like this:
Dynamite sucks, suck a stick of dynamite
When that shit blows up, your whole head will be alight
Fuck your mama in the nose and then I skeet up in her toes
Man I'm really uncreative, only word that rhymes is "hoes"
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Blows? goes? nose? knows? chose? throws? throes?
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NOTHING ELSE RHYMES BUT HOES
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Darryl you're doing it wrong, that doesn't rhyme! Do it like this:
Dynamite sucks, suck a stick of dynamite
When that shit blows up, your whole head will be alight
Fuck your mama in the nose and then I skeet up in her toes
Man I'm really uncreative, only word that rhymes is "hoes"
Brother needs to get his hands on a rhyming dictionary
I'll draw your momma's pussy in a little game of pictionary
Twenty feet wide, eight feet tall
And slack enough fit in the cocks of us all.
That was awful, but then it's Christmas.
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You like cum on your tits, you eat elephant shits
And you'll never ever get me down, you fuckin' goofy-ass Brits
Got a dick like a spiderweb, it's really hard to see
But I bet it's much more difficult for needle-dick to pee
I rhymed "Brits" with "shits" guys, I -totally fucking went there-
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You penis is hard to see?
Patty, I'm not sure you realise what you implied about yourself.
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I think you're reading it wrong, sugartits.
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You suck just like a brand new vacuum cleaner
You words are malformed, twisted and uncouth
In truth I've seen few verbal crimes obscener
Than these ill-thought out utterances of youth
Your rhymes are false, your meters inefficient
Your choice of words leaves much to be desired
The cursing is pronounced, but not proficient
Your english teachers clearly should be fired
Wit and charm and all their ilk are absent
The muse who hath inspired you can't spell
Of your poor lyrics I must seek abatement
For too long you have spread linguistic hell
So cease your prattling now forevermore
Also I've heard your mother is a whore
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FATALITY!
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...holy shitfuck, Khar, you just broke NWA
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Sonnets 1, Rap 0.