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Title: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars
Post by: imboden on 02 Mar 2008, 19:30
http://www.break.com/index/kids-songs-sung-by-rock-stars.html

Features "Itsy Bitsy Spider" by Cold Play, "Old McDonald" by Pearl Jam, and GnR doing their new song "Welcome to McDonalds"

Call 1-800-558-7825 to order.


Yes I know this is parody.  No, you can not order this.  Sadly
Title: Re: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 02 Mar 2008, 19:36
There's already a PointlessThread (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,11190.0.html)
Title: Re: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars
Post by: squawk on 02 Mar 2008, 19:45
Cold Play
Title: Re: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars
Post by: KharBevNor on 02 Mar 2008, 20:36
Okay, that's it, I'm destroying the whole human race.

You had your chance, you blew it.
Title: Re: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars
Post by: DonInKansas on 02 Mar 2008, 23:40
Coldplay= Rock Stars

Oh holy crap, that's the funniest thing I've read all week.

Cuz when  I think Rock, I definitely think Coldplay........
Title: Re: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars
Post by: Ozymandias on 03 Mar 2008, 01:34
Guys, can we lay off Coldplay? It's not their fault they can get rich without even trying.

The sickness is in society.
Title: Re: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars
Post by: Patrick on 03 Mar 2008, 01:41
Aside from the well-known fact that Coldplay is shit, this belongs in the music forum anyway.
Title: Re: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars
Post by: calenlass on 03 Mar 2008, 19:21
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU BASTARDS ON ABOUT


COLDPLAY IS FUCKING AWESOME



FUCK YOU ALL
Title: Re: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars
Post by: TheFuriousWombat on 03 Mar 2008, 20:54
Dumping on Coldplay: A much loved, widely participated in, and always loved part of the Music Snob Olympics. Not that in the past I wouldn't have gotten at least a bronze in this event but seriously, hasn't this gotten old by now? I know it's not worth my effort, anyway, to go off on some diatribe or post something sarcastic about the band every time I see their name mentioned. It's just kinda....blase.
Title: Re: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars
Post by: rancidhooligan on 03 Mar 2008, 20:54
Guys, can we lay off Coldplay? It's not their fault they can get rich without even trying.

I thought that was Spoon?
Title: Re: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars
Post by: Verergoca on 03 Mar 2008, 22:22
FUCK YOU KATIE!

Even i know coldplay is like boo
Title: Re: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars
Post by: sean on 04 Mar 2008, 20:36
Dumping on Coldplay: A much loved, widely participated in, and always loved part of the Music Snob Olympics. Not that in the past I wouldn't have gotten at least a bronze in this event but seriously, hasn't this gotten old by now? I know it's not worth my effort, anyway, to go off on some diatribe or post something sarcastic about the band every time I see their name mentioned. It's just kinda....blase.

Well, people still crack jokes about Tommy.
Title: Re: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars
Post by: Patrick on 05 Mar 2008, 03:35
Dumping on Coldplay: A much loved, widely participated in, and always loved part of the Music Snob Olympics.

Listen, you, I will have you know that I even prefer Alien Ant Farm over those worthless thank-god-they're-on-hiatus hacks.

Also, if anybody tries to take away my right to crack jokes about Tommy I will pop them in the nose. Much like he popped your girlfriend in the snatch. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, LOL HYMEN JOKES
Title: Re: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars
Post by: David_Dovey on 05 Mar 2008, 03:46
There's no reason to be posting in this thread
Title: Re: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars
Post by: clockworkjames on 05 Mar 2008, 04:42
I was going to suggest frosty the snowman by Bad Religion but they are punk so I guess this is null and void.

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I think coldplay is a pretty cool guy. eh makes whiny boring sounds and doesn't afraid of anything.
Title: Re: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars
Post by: Liz on 05 Mar 2008, 21:36
There's no reason to be posting in this thread

This is a great post. I second the sentiment.
Title: Re: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars
Post by: BobJoeJim on 05 Mar 2008, 21:41
Oh, now let's not start that again.
Title: Re: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars
Post by: ForteBass on 05 Mar 2008, 21:46
 +1
Title: Re: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars
Post by: Ozymandias on 05 Mar 2008, 22:00
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Title: Re: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars
Post by: Narr on 05 Mar 2008, 23:34
Did anyone actually follow the link?

I thought it was pretty funny.  It makes fun of the people you guys are bashing on better than you do.
Title: Re: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars
Post by: BobJoeJim on 05 Mar 2008, 23:45
True.

[ ] Deserved its own thread
[ ] Was in the correct forum
Title: Re: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars
Post by: Patrick on 06 Mar 2008, 05:47
Shits shits shits shits shits shits shits shits shits shits fire shits shit in a bag.

This thread is just another thread where people can post "JUST LET IT DIE ALREADY" as a misguided attempt to kill it. It merely bumps it to the top and notifies everybody that there's been a reply, causing a vicious cycle of "SHUT THE FUCK UP" and "OH MY GOD STOP POSTING" and other such expressions. Therefore, I suggest we should all just use this thread to pad our postcounts.

Only about 120 more and I'll reach 5,000, fuck yeah!
Title: Re: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars
Post by: Patrick on 06 Mar 2008, 05:47
Hey is this thread dead yet?
Title: Re: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars
Post by: Patrick on 06 Mar 2008, 05:48
Okay cool well I guess I'll just talk about Slayer
Title: Re: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars
Post by: Patrick on 06 Mar 2008, 05:48
Worst fucking band ever.
Title: Re: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars
Post by: ForteBass on 06 Mar 2008, 06:16
Worst? Oh no. Ask Tommy about US Maple.
Title: Re: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars
Post by: Inlander on 06 Mar 2008, 06:41
Therefore, I suggest we should all just use this thread to pad our postcounts.

Only about 120 more and I'll reach 5,000, fuck yeah!

Oh fuck I just deleted one of your posts.

WATCH YOUR BACK!!
Title: Re: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars
Post by: Patrick on 06 Mar 2008, 08:15
Oh fuck I just deleted one of your posts.

WATCH YOUR BACK!!

POLICE BRUTALITY POLICE BRUTALITY in b4 "don't tase me bro"
Title: Re: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars
Post by: sean on 06 Mar 2008, 20:07
ONLY 708 POSTS TO GO BEFORE I'M COOL GUYS!
Title: Re: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars
Post by: MadassAlex on 06 Mar 2008, 20:55
Worst fucking band ever.

Dude just hand over your balls to the man police before they arrest you.
Title: Re: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars
Post by: Lummer on 07 Mar 2008, 12:02

Worst fucking band ever.

Seconded.. Treatment is in order.

20 cc's of "Necrophobic", STAT!!
Title: Re: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars
Post by: Patrick on 07 Mar 2008, 15:36
OH FUCK HE'S HEMORRHAGING, GET THIS MAN ON A DISMEMBERMENT PLAN DRIP NOW OR WE'LL LOSE HIM