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Title: I hate music!
Post by: sean on 05 Mar 2008, 21:34
Seriously, have any of you ever listened to it? It just sucks. I mean, seriously, I will throw somebody out a window if I have to hear another G major chord.

And don't get me started on the ass sucking of an A# minor triad. Dear god those are awful.

And that fucking pretentious E note can just blow me.
Title: Re: I hate music!
Post by: Jackie Blue on 05 Mar 2008, 21:41
Man, you just do not fuck with Dm.

So don't even start.

Because I will strong-arm a ho that talks smack about Dm.
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Post by: imapiratearg on 05 Mar 2008, 21:50
I heard Dm was the saddest key.  What a bitch.  I am sorry, zerodrone, but Dm needs to grow some balls.  F# is where it's at.
Title: Re: I hate music!
Post by: Jackie Blue on 05 Mar 2008, 22:04
Beethoven's 9th is in Dm.

Nuff said.
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Post by: imapiratearg on 05 Mar 2008, 22:05
Herumph.  Touche, sir.
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Post by: PECOAE on 05 Mar 2008, 22:56
BX

^^^^^^^^

THAT'S A B DOUBLE SHARP.

WHAT A SHITTY NOTE.

THIS IS WHY I HATE MUSIC.
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Post by: squawk on 06 Mar 2008, 00:47
where is kai
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Post by: Christophe on 06 Mar 2008, 01:34
Hey, dude from The Verve! Yeah, you, Richard Ashcroft!

FUCK YOU.

Seriously, dude, what are you trying to push on us? Your song "This is Music"? Well, you are right, this is music, and by definition sucks complete ass! Stop trying to force music down our throats, everyone knows it deepthroats ten dicks!

You heard me! Ten dicks!

If you tried to transcribe your song into notation, the notes would be dicks instead of notes! Note-dicks! Which is what music is!
Title: Re: I hate music!
Post by: Der Turm, der Leute frass on 06 Mar 2008, 02:01


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Title: Re: I hate music!
Post by: Ocarina654 on 06 Mar 2008, 02:09
I vote that Der Turn NOT post gibberish in large fonts.

Gibberish is fine, when the font is reasonably sized.
Large fonts are fine, when the textual context of said fonts is not gibberish.

Back on topic, suck on meh bawls, music.
(http://www.energyfiend.com/wp-content/caffeine/bawls.jpg)
Title: Re: I hate music!
Post by: valley_parade on 06 Mar 2008, 05:54
Quote from: Against Me!
I hate these songs
I hate the words that the singer is singing to me
I hate this melody, I HATE THIS STUPID FUCKING DRUMBEAT
Title: Re: I hate music!
Post by: dalconnsuch on 06 Mar 2008, 06:20
i was hoping someone would say

"i like B# Maj" so i can go

"B# i sa C you douchebag!"

i get my kicks that way

i need help
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Post by: jeph on 06 Mar 2008, 06:34
I think music is pretty good
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Post by: rancidhooligan on 06 Mar 2008, 06:43
Holy doucheclots, this thread delivers!

Objects inside Clouds is my new hero.

All hail OiC!
Title: Re: I hate music!
Post by: Lines on 06 Mar 2008, 07:47
"i like B# Maj" so i can go

"B# i sa C you douchebag!"

Ditto. B# and E# can go lock themselves in a closet. They just don't want to admit they are really C and F naturals. POSERS. LIARS.

Am can stick around, though, it's a pretty cool chord.
Title: Re: I hate music!
Post by: Patrick on 06 Mar 2008, 08:18
I think music is pretty good

FAG
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 06 Mar 2008, 08:19
You can base an entire career around Am and Em.
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Post by: Patrick on 06 Mar 2008, 08:21
You can also base an entire career off of fucking cattle and other livestock on webcam. Doesn't mean you'll get very popular.

True story: I totally am now writing a song with the chords Fmaj, Amaj, and Gmin. Thanks for the inspiration, Jeph!
Title: Re: I hate music!
Post by: imapiratearg on 06 Mar 2008, 08:24
G minor is a weird chord.  It's weird.  It keeps me up at night, as it stares through my window, tapping on the glass just as I start to nod off...They're all rotten, I tell you.  All those notes and chords.  If you don't watch your back, a diminished 7th might sneak up on you and cut your throat in broad daylight.
Title: Re: I hate music!
Post by: PECOAE on 06 Mar 2008, 08:25
G minor is a weird chord.  It's weird.  It keeps me up at night, as it stares through my window, tapping on the glass just as I start to nod off...They're all rotten, I tell you.  All those notes and chords.  If you don't watch your back, a diminished 7th might sneak up on you and cut your throat in broad daylight.

And those augmented 6ths.  Don't trust them.

I do some made up jazz shit with C Minor on the piano.  It's mad easy.

\m/
Title: Re: I hate music!
Post by: Patrick on 06 Mar 2008, 08:36
When I was in 5th grade, Fdom7 took my PB&J out of my little brown lunch bag and put a dead rat in its place.

I cried for an hour :(
Title: Re: I hate music!
Post by: Johnny C on 06 Mar 2008, 09:02
Dm works really well as the root key for a Southern-rock-ish song.
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Post by: karl gambolputty... on 06 Mar 2008, 09:14
Dm drank all my whiskey and ran over my dog
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 06 Mar 2008, 09:15
Emaj7#11 stole my bike from me as a child

But neopolitan chords are delicious

Oh, the conflict
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Post by: Patrick on 06 Mar 2008, 09:25
Emaj7#11

God just looking at the fucking thing makes me want to gun its family down.
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 06 Mar 2008, 09:32
Yeah, but then it'd probably retaliate with bombing your house or something
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Post by: Thrillho on 06 Mar 2008, 11:48
I heard Dm was the saddest key.  What a bitch.  I am sorry, zerodrone, but Dm needs to grow some balls.  F# is where it's at.

I've got F# on vinyl. When I first heard it I smashed my D minor 7" and pissed on it, then threw it out. In that order.
Title: Re: I hate music!
Post by: Lines on 06 Mar 2008, 11:59
Tritones make me hide under the bed covers and weep like a little girl.

Well, no, but they really do make me cringe.
Title: Re: I hate music!
Post by: Patrick on 06 Mar 2008, 12:05
I will shit on your dim13b7 and fuck your octave melody line's dog in the nose.
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Post by: karl gambolputty... on 06 Mar 2008, 12:10
Pitchfork gave B#min a 0.2 and a youtube video of an orangutan flinging his crap at an ostrich.
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Post by: Christophe on 06 Mar 2008, 12:20
Dorian mode? More like Bore-ian mode amiriteamiriteamirite
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Post by: Patrick on 06 Mar 2008, 12:36
Mixolydian mode? More like DICKSolydian mode amirite!
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Post by: imapiratearg on 06 Mar 2008, 13:04
Man, modes are SO 14th Century.  Fssht.
Title: Re: I hate music!
Post by: greenMonkey on 06 Mar 2008, 13:16
Who needs modes?  Who needs keys?  Who needs chords?  Who needs notes?!

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Title: Re: I hate music!
Post by: imapiratearg on 06 Mar 2008, 13:22
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Title: Re: I hate music!
Post by: imapiratearg on 06 Mar 2008, 13:34
Mixolydian mode? More like DICKSolydian mode amirite!

Yeah!  Aeolian?  More like GAEolian.

(Am I doing it right?)
Title: Re: I hate music!
Post by: Patrick on 06 Mar 2008, 13:35
Locrian? Moar liek JOKErian.
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 06 Mar 2008, 13:48
Phrygian?  Moar liek FAGgian

(Yeah I know. weak)
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Post by: Patrick on 06 Mar 2008, 14:07
Dorian? Moar liek WHOREian
Octatonic? Moar liek COCKtatonic
Whole tone? Moar liek DROLL tone
Major? Moar liek GAYjor
Chromatic? Moar liek HOMOmatic

I think that about covers the scales and modes.
Title: Re: I hate music!
Post by: imapiratearg on 06 Mar 2008, 14:10
You forgot pentatonic.  Unless that's another name for something already named.  I can't remember.
Title: Re: I hate music!
Post by: Patrick on 06 Mar 2008, 14:15
Pentatonic is too hard. I'll just do blues.

Blues? Moar liek POOZ
Title: Re: I hate music!
Post by: Beastmouth on 06 Mar 2008, 14:16
You forgot pentatonic.  Unless that's another name for something already named.  I can't remember.
I'm pretty sure pentatonic is just Latin for "holding five dicks"

hth
Title: Re: I hate music!
Post by: De_El on 06 Mar 2008, 17:48
In a few months, it will no longer be cool to hate on music. Rather, it will be cool to say that you liked music back when douches were hating on it.

In the mean time, I think we can all agree ORAL stimulation is superior to AURAL stimulation.
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Post by: camelpimp on 06 Mar 2008, 18:25
That's kind of like saying Mother Teresa is better than Hitler.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 06 Mar 2008, 18:27
What the fuck, The Music Forum.
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Post by: Johnny C on 06 Mar 2008, 18:43
Yeah!  Aeolian?  More like GAEolian.

This thread peaked here, guys.
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Post by: De_El on 06 Mar 2008, 19:17
That's kind of like saying Mother Teresa is better than Hitler.
That is entirely arguable.
Exhibit A:
(http://www.asianews.it/files/img/3370_050526%20MOTHER%20TERESA%20(150%20x%20105).jpg)

Exhibit B:
(http://www.bwpics.co.uk/chesterpics/babyskel.jpg)
You do the math.
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Post by: Kai on 06 Mar 2008, 19:28
where is kai

sup dogg
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Post by: squawk on 06 Mar 2008, 21:08
(You're usually the first one to sing the Replacements song in any case but Tommy got it this time.)
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Post by: dalconnsuch on 06 Mar 2008, 22:33
You can base an entire career around Am and Em.


hell if you know a Dm you can play a 12 bar blues in the key of A! hooray!
Title: Re: I hate music!
Post by: morca007 on 07 Mar 2008, 00:35
There are simply too many notes, that's all.
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Post by: Patrick on 07 Mar 2008, 08:12
Idunno why you guys are pissed off at music. The real threat here is numbers. There's, like, too many of 'em and stuff.

I apologize
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Post by: Christophe on 07 Mar 2008, 08:30
Man, you think numbers are gay? Numbers are nothing compared to its lame uncle, algebra.

Quote from: Little Nephew (http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua2HbqrD)
If a number can't come real
Then I don't need that stumper
The concept of the variable
Can take it in the dumper

Don't be all like "X is 5"
If five is what you mean
If five is what is on your mind
Then baby just come clean

Oh, wait, I just used music to diss numbers. Is that like using Hitler to bash Saddam? Does it matter?
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Post by: pentaen on 10 Mar 2008, 13:08
I heard pitchfork gave music a 1.5, they said it sounded too derivative of pavement.
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Post by: PECOAE on 10 Mar 2008, 13:49
I heard pitchfork gave music a 1.5, they said it sounded too derivative of pavement.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/pitchfork_gives_music_6_8
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Post by: pentaen on 10 Mar 2008, 14:01
haha best onion article ever
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Post by: atimholt on 17 Mar 2008, 12:07
I just started learning to play guitar on Saturday, and must say it is an instrument of instant gratification, as contrasted to the piano. (You can play ACTUAL (hated) MUSIC almost instantly)
As for chords, I invented (?) one:
|_|_|_|_|_|
|_|_x_|_|_|
|_|_|_x_|_x
|_|_|_|_x_|
and could only think to chant "hate--hate--hate..." while strumming it.

A similar chord is:
|_|_x_|_|_|
|_|_|_x_|_x
|_|_|_|_x_|
To which one can only chant "pain--pain--pain..."
(I say this post is on topic because it's talking about chords. I like chords.)

(Edit: now we need chords for "rage" and "fear of self")
Title: Re: I hate music!
Post by: valley_parade on 17 Mar 2008, 14:50
That second one is just a D major chord..with what appears to be an sharp root added on. 
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Post by: Patrick on 17 Mar 2008, 16:02
The first one is just Fmaj with the same sharp root. I don't know what that makes it, but fuck it.

I just checked all-guitar-chords.com and yeah I don't know what the fuck chord that is.
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Post by: MadassAlex on 17 Mar 2008, 19:07
Well one way of sharping the root is to flatten the 3 and 5.

Making them diminished chords.

Which is why they sound metal.
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Post by: DMart on 17 Mar 2008, 20:24
I 'play' the Banjo.

Music hates me.
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Post by: sean on 18 Mar 2008, 02:11
god why did you people bring this thread back? its a parody thread, let it die.
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Post by: Thrillho on 18 Mar 2008, 06:07
Because a newbie misunderstood the thread's intentions.
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Post by: Patrick on 18 Mar 2008, 07:23
What'd the fermata say?

Hold me
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Post by: muteKi on 18 Mar 2008, 13:05
I think music is pretty good

FAG

More like CAmFG amirite?
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Post by: Beastmouth on 18 Mar 2008, 14:08
That second one is just a D major chord..with what appears to be an sharp root added on. 
That'd be a D -9, obv
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Post by: Thrillho on 18 Mar 2008, 14:31
That second one is just a D major chord..with what appears to be an sharp root added on. 
That'd be a D -9, obv

Doesn't a D9 need an E note, not an Eb, and as such a sharp root isn't a D9?