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Fun Stuff => BAND => Topic started by: sean on 05 Mar 2008, 21:34
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Seriously, have any of you ever listened to it? It just sucks. I mean, seriously, I will throw somebody out a window if I have to hear another G major chord.
And don't get me started on the ass sucking of an A# minor triad. Dear god those are awful.
And that fucking pretentious E note can just blow me.
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Man, you just do not fuck with Dm.
So don't even start.
Because I will strong-arm a ho that talks smack about Dm.
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I heard Dm was the saddest key. What a bitch. I am sorry, zerodrone, but Dm needs to grow some balls. F# is where it's at.
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Beethoven's 9th is in Dm.
Nuff said.
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Herumph. Touche, sir.
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BX
^^^^^^^^
THAT'S A B DOUBLE SHARP.
WHAT A SHITTY NOTE.
THIS IS WHY I HATE MUSIC.
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where is kai
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Hey, dude from The Verve! Yeah, you, Richard Ashcroft!
FUCK YOU.
Seriously, dude, what are you trying to push on us? Your song "This is Music"? Well, you are right, this is music, and by definition sucks complete ass! Stop trying to force music down our throats, everyone knows it deepthroats ten dicks!
You heard me! Ten dicks!
If you tried to transcribe your song into notation, the notes would be dicks instead of notes! Note-dicks! Which is what music is!
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yerah, music sucks
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I vote that Der Turn NOT post gibberish in large fonts.
Gibberish is fine, when the font is reasonably sized.
Large fonts are fine, when the textual context of said fonts is not gibberish.
Back on topic, suck on meh bawls, music.
(http://www.energyfiend.com/wp-content/caffeine/bawls.jpg)
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I hate these songs
I hate the words that the singer is singing to me
I hate this melody, I HATE THIS STUPID FUCKING DRUMBEAT
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i was hoping someone would say
"i like B# Maj" so i can go
"B# i sa C you douchebag!"
i get my kicks that way
i need help
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I think music is pretty good
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Holy doucheclots, this thread delivers!
Objects inside Clouds is my new hero.
All hail OiC!
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"i like B# Maj" so i can go
"B# i sa C you douchebag!"
Ditto. B# and E# can go lock themselves in a closet. They just don't want to admit they are really C and F naturals. POSERS. LIARS.
Am can stick around, though, it's a pretty cool chord.
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I think music is pretty good
FAG
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You can base an entire career around Am and Em.
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You can also base an entire career off of fucking cattle and other livestock on webcam. Doesn't mean you'll get very popular.
True story: I totally am now writing a song with the chords Fmaj, Amaj, and Gmin. Thanks for the inspiration, Jeph!
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G minor is a weird chord. It's weird. It keeps me up at night, as it stares through my window, tapping on the glass just as I start to nod off...They're all rotten, I tell you. All those notes and chords. If you don't watch your back, a diminished 7th might sneak up on you and cut your throat in broad daylight.
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G minor is a weird chord. It's weird. It keeps me up at night, as it stares through my window, tapping on the glass just as I start to nod off...They're all rotten, I tell you. All those notes and chords. If you don't watch your back, a diminished 7th might sneak up on you and cut your throat in broad daylight.
And those augmented 6ths. Don't trust them.
I do some made up jazz shit with C Minor on the piano. It's mad easy.
\m/
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When I was in 5th grade, Fdom7 took my PB&J out of my little brown lunch bag and put a dead rat in its place.
I cried for an hour :(
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Dm works really well as the root key for a Southern-rock-ish song.
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Dm drank all my whiskey and ran over my dog
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Emaj7#11 stole my bike from me as a child
But neopolitan chords are delicious
Oh, the conflict
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Emaj7#11
God just looking at the fucking thing makes me want to gun its family down.
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Yeah, but then it'd probably retaliate with bombing your house or something
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I heard Dm was the saddest key. What a bitch. I am sorry, zerodrone, but Dm needs to grow some balls. F# is where it's at.
I've got F# on vinyl. When I first heard it I smashed my D minor 7" and pissed on it, then threw it out. In that order.
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Tritones make me hide under the bed covers and weep like a little girl.
Well, no, but they really do make me cringe.
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I will shit on your dim13b7 and fuck your octave melody line's dog in the nose.
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Pitchfork gave B#min a 0.2 and a youtube video of an orangutan flinging his crap at an ostrich.
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Dorian mode? More like Bore-ian mode amiriteamiriteamirite
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Mixolydian mode? More like DICKSolydian mode amirite!
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Man, modes are SO 14th Century. Fssht.
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Who needs modes? Who needs keys? Who needs chords? Who needs notes?!
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Mixolydian mode? More like DICKSolydian mode amirite!
Yeah! Aeolian? More like GAEolian.
(Am I doing it right?)
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Locrian? Moar liek JOKErian.
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Phrygian? Moar liek FAGgian
(Yeah I know. weak)
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Dorian? Moar liek WHOREian
Octatonic? Moar liek COCKtatonic
Whole tone? Moar liek DROLL tone
Major? Moar liek GAYjor
Chromatic? Moar liek HOMOmatic
I think that about covers the scales and modes.
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You forgot pentatonic. Unless that's another name for something already named. I can't remember.
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Pentatonic is too hard. I'll just do blues.
Blues? Moar liek POOZ
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You forgot pentatonic. Unless that's another name for something already named. I can't remember.
I'm pretty sure pentatonic is just Latin for "holding five dicks"
hth
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In a few months, it will no longer be cool to hate on music. Rather, it will be cool to say that you liked music back when douches were hating on it.
In the mean time, I think we can all agree ORAL stimulation is superior to AURAL stimulation.
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That's kind of like saying Mother Teresa is better than Hitler.
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What the fuck, The Music Forum.
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Yeah! Aeolian? More like GAEolian.
This thread peaked here, guys.
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That's kind of like saying Mother Teresa is better than Hitler.
That is entirely arguable.
Exhibit A:
(http://www.asianews.it/files/img/3370_050526%20MOTHER%20TERESA%20(150%20x%20105).jpg)
Exhibit B:
(http://www.bwpics.co.uk/chesterpics/babyskel.jpg)
You do the math.
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where is kai
sup dogg
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(You're usually the first one to sing the Replacements song in any case but Tommy got it this time.)
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You can base an entire career around Am and Em.
hell if you know a Dm you can play a 12 bar blues in the key of A! hooray!
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There are simply too many notes, that's all.
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Idunno why you guys are pissed off at music. The real threat here is numbers. There's, like, too many of 'em and stuff.
I apologize
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Man, you think numbers are gay? Numbers are nothing compared to its lame uncle, algebra.
If a number can't come real
Then I don't need that stumper
The concept of the variable
Can take it in the dumper
Don't be all like "X is 5"
If five is what you mean
If five is what is on your mind
Then baby just come clean
Oh, wait, I just used music to diss numbers. Is that like using Hitler to bash Saddam? Does it matter?
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I heard pitchfork gave music a 1.5, they said it sounded too derivative of pavement.
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I heard pitchfork gave music a 1.5, they said it sounded too derivative of pavement.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/pitchfork_gives_music_6_8
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haha best onion article ever
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I just started learning to play guitar on Saturday, and must say it is an instrument of instant gratification, as contrasted to the piano. (You can play ACTUAL (hated) MUSIC almost instantly)
As for chords, I invented (?) one:
|_|_|_|_|_|
|_|_x_|_|_|
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and could only think to chant "hate--hate--hate..." while strumming it.
A similar chord is:
|_|_x_|_|_|
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To which one can only chant "pain--pain--pain..."
(I say this post is on topic because it's talking about chords. I like chords.)
(Edit: now we need chords for "rage" and "fear of self")
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That second one is just a D major chord..with what appears to be an sharp root added on.
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The first one is just Fmaj with the same sharp root. I don't know what that makes it, but fuck it.
I just checked all-guitar-chords.com and yeah I don't know what the fuck chord that is.
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Well one way of sharping the root is to flatten the 3 and 5.
Making them diminished chords.
Which is why they sound metal.
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I 'play' the Banjo.
Music hates me.
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god why did you people bring this thread back? its a parody thread, let it die.
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Because a newbie misunderstood the thread's intentions.
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What'd the fermata say?
Hold me
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I think music is pretty good
FAG
More like CAmFG amirite?
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That second one is just a D major chord..with what appears to be an sharp root added on.
That'd be a D -9, obv
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That second one is just a D major chord..with what appears to be an sharp root added on.
That'd be a D -9, obv
Doesn't a D9 need an E note, not an Eb, and as such a sharp root isn't a D9?