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Fun Stuff => BAND => Topic started by: Divide by Zero on 16 Mar 2008, 16:35
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I was inspired by the Sexiest Voices thread.
Dummy by Portishead is a given, as is almost anything by Lovage.
I've got Sex and Candy, Come Away with Me by Norah Jones, Banana Pancakes, Can't Get You Out of My Head (and an awesome a Capella cover by Basix), the Unplugged version of Are You Gonna Go My Way, and Come on Closer.
As you might have just figured out, I prefer individual songs to whole albums most of the time. That's how I download--song by song. When I want an album I go out and buy the physical CD, because I love looking at the album art, reading the liner notes, and other things you can only really get from having a physical CD in your hands.
Suggestions? Discussions?
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Jimi Hendrix.
:mrgreen:
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Jimi Hendrix.
:mrgreen:
WIN
In a similar vein, a lot of Led Zeppelin will do the trick.
That, and Pelican.
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David Bowie makes for AWESOME sex.
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guys i like to get it on to meshuggah
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Slow, intimate love-making is suited to the band Low, for example. Things We Lost in the Fire is a beautiful record in this situation.
Is it funny that I think (This is How We Sing) Amazing Grace is probably the best song for that kind of thing?
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Its really weird cause pretty much everytime I get it on it accompanied by the sweet strains of music, and yet on one occasion for some reason entirely unknown to me we decided upon silence, and boy was that intense... I mean like in a good way.
Flaming Lips are also good for the raucous kind.
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Weezer's Pinkerton is good. You know, if you like really awkward, uncomfortable sex.
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FREE JAZZ.
(Do not take that seriously.)
Slower-like, Cat Power. More rambunctious like, Led Zeppelin.
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I'm gonna have to try boinkin' to "Age Of Winters" by The Sword some day.
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(http://bootlegnation.files.wordpress.com/2006/09/marvin_gaye.jpg)
I've been really tryin', baby
Tryin' to hold back this feelin' for sooooooooooo long....
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If there are still somehow people on the forums who don't own at least one Low album, please amend this right away!
I have yet to buy one, but I have acquired ten from the internet. I hope this satisfies you.
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I've always thought that "Serpentine" by dEUS would be a perfect sexin' song.
. . . If you were only planning on sexin' for a few minutes, I guess.
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I went out with a girl who liked to get down to business to Marilyn Manson, Cradle of Filth and Opeth. I prefer to get it on to Massive Attack and NiN etc...
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@ JimmyJazz-- Yes! Marvin Gaye For any situation
For angry sex, The Damned.
For slow and tender, Iron and Wine.
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"business time," flight of the conchords.
no, seriously though, i'm pretty into mellow music for makin' out. low is great, bon iver, red house painters.
actually, the painters self-titled was my very first makeout cd with my first serious girlfriend. oh, that and jeff buckley (grace).
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Dummy by Portishead is a given
I popped this record in last night, dimmed the lights, got out the grapefruit scented massage oil and upheld the above like so many before me.
The Stone Roses self-titled is lovely for a sensual night. Believe it or not, Veni Vidi Vicious by The Hives worked really well too.
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I think that Broken Social Scene's You Forgot It in People would be nice to make out/bang to, as is most Boards of Canada.
Also, I think it's funnier to think of music that is completely unsuitable for sex-type-things. My favorite song now is June of 44's "Sharks and Sailors", and while there are beautiful chimey parts in between, it would probably not be good form to be shouting "SHARKS AND SAILORS" or "ON THIS DAY, I LOST FACE" while doing the nasty.
Or any Shellac. "Kill him, fucking kill him"? "I wanna have a fight with you"? And Big Black's Songs About Fucking.
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If you ever meet anyone who thinks it's a good idea to get rutty to any of Steve Albini's recorded output, I'd advise you to run in the opposite direction
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Oh good lord you are wrong Mr. Dovey. The correct response is to drop your drawers right at that very instance.
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marvin gaye
for real, no marvin gaye, no awsum sex
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in a related note, i once did the did to PJ Harvey's Rid of Me. It was awesome and weird.
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Dead Meadow is nice for lovin', but I like them no matter what, so whatever.
Dubstep is fucking awesome.
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SEX BOMB BY FLIPPER
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Oh good lord you are wrong Mr. Dovey. The correct response is to drop your drawers right at that very instance.
Surely it depends. I've gotten down and dirty to At Action Park before, but if someone were to insist on Trouser Minnow on repeat then I'd be edging for the door.
But if we're talking Touch And Go bands it has to be Girls Against Boys. They ooze sleaze, if someone were to put them on at the right moment I'd know I was in for a good time.
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i've always wanted to try playing Pull Out by DFA1979 just to see if the girl i was with would notice the lyrics or not, i guess it would be hard not to
still, a great track for some energetic sex
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I think the entire album would be pretty good for fuckin'.
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but none of them have lyrics quite so appropriate as
Oh! I love my girl
I want to get her off
Turn the lights up
So I can see..
Turn the lights up!
Turn the lights up!
YEA!
1-2-3
Push in, Push in, Push in,
Push in, Push in..
1-2-3
Pull out! Pull out!
Pull out! Pull out!
Pull out! Pull out!
Pull out! Pull out!
Pull out! Pull out!
Pull out! Pull out!
Pull out! Pull out!
Pull out! Pull out!
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Notorious BIG - The World Is Filled
Anything by Godspeed
I was relieved of my virginity to the sound of The Verve's Urban Hymns, and I relieved a girl of hers to Closer by Joy Division. That was slightly odd.
New Order's singles collection is pretty damn good for this kinda thing, too.
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frnk, that is true. But you can't really listen to that one song on repeat the whole time.
If you ever meet anyone who thinks it's a good idea to get rutty to any of Steve Albini's recorded output, I'd advise you to run in the opposite direction
I wouldn't mind, to be honest. But I'm not that picky, I guess.
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Heart Of Glass
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Once had love, and it was a gas...
I'll stick my dick... into your ass...
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frnk, that is true. But you can't really listen to that one song on repeat the whole time.
a crueler person may have implied that all i needed was one song
i think maybe a mixtape is in order, following rules similar to those laid down in High Fidelity regarding the pacing of tracks in it
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OK Computer is a pretty good make-out album, if you keep the volume low enough to not be able to make out (hurr hurr) the lyrics. Until you hit Fitter Happier. Then it gets weird.
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Delerium, Conjure One and Sleepthief.
This is scientific fact.
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last time the opportunity arose I tried to play discordance axis
What a way to ruin an opportunity, let me tell you
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It is a crime that no one has mentioned Prince yet. His music is perfect for baby-makin'.
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If you ever meet anyone who thinks it's a good idea to get rutty to any of Steve Albini's recorded output, I'd advise you to run in the opposite direction
Funny, that's how I feel about Lords of Acid.
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Dream pop is cool stuff. I totally agree with whoever suggested You Forgot It In People, particularly the last few songs, "I'm Still Your Fag" and "Lover's Spit." I once had a night with an old ladyfriend when we were still together, and "I'm Still Your Fag" was stuck in my head for some reason. So, yeah. It's weird listening to that song now.
Might I also suggest some (note: some) Frank Zappa. Especially some of the quirkier songs.
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Would that "some" include "Prelude to the Afternoon of a Sexually Aroused Gas Mask"? Because that would make for wonderful sex. With an alien.
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SEX BOMB BY FLIPPER
If we're going to go with "Sex Bomb", I'd say the winner would be "Sexbomb" by Tom Jones.
'Cause it's Tom freaking Jones singing "sex bomb sex bomb, you're my sex bomb" over and over.
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My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult. I mean, come on. "Sex on Wheels." The whole Sexplosion! album
I second Davide Bowie and Iggy Pop/Stooges. Actually, wow, Fun House is pretty fuckin perfect.
How about Herbert?
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It is a crime that no one has mentioned Prince yet. His music is perfect for baby-makin'.
To be honest, I kinda think Prince is more warming up music, than actual doing-the-deed music. It's better suited to making you feel sexy, than to actually being sexy. Like, if you put a Prince album on, then after forty minutes or so of you dancing around the room, slowly and suggestively unbuttoning your shirt and then buttoning it up again, wiggling your arse and throwing pelvic thrusts and making orgasm faces, I think your date might get bored of waiting for something to actually happen, and go find something else to do. Like watch T.V.
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If we're going to go with "Sex Bomb", I'd say the winner would be "Sexbomb" by Tom Jones.
'Cause it's Tom freaking Jones singing "sex bomb sex bomb, you're my sex bomb" over and over.
huh
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I've joked about this with Eugene and we came to the conclusion that trying to get it on with a girl in time to Dragonforce would be like sticking a jackhammer in her vagina.
If somebody manages to time their romp to "Valley Of The Damned" (epic "end solo" and all), I will give them a dollar.
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Two words. DUB. TRIO.
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I remember one time I was going down on my sweetie and we were listening to Kind of Blue;
I swear it was a threesome cuz Trane's solo on 'All Blues' was talking to me, man.
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I'll second DFA1979 and Marvin Gaye. Post rock seems like it would be nice, as long as the girl or guy you're playing it for isn't so self conscious (and really, is there a worse time to be self conscious?) that they'd feel silly listening to "NightendDay" or "Providence" while getting their bone on.
Sly and the Family Stone.
Also, Pig Destroyer. Grind Core Coitus.
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Sly and the Family Stone.
Thread over.
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getting their bone on.
Let's just put this euphemism away in a dark cupboard now and pretend it never happened, shall we?
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Pavement.
Seriously, put on songs from Brighten The Corners or Terror Twilight. Bonus if she's never heard Pavement before, because it's not like anybody can understand what Malkmus is saying at first listen anyway.
I also cannot believe nobody's mentioned Sigur Ros.
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Well, sure, you could play Sigur Ros, but most of the people I know would fall asleep listening to them in the middle of things. It is really freaking gorgeous and soothing, though. I'd definitely put it on.
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Eh, depending how much stamina you've got, all you're gonna need is "Glosoli" and "Hoppipolla" and then you're done and you can both go to sleep. Those two songs are upbeat and uplifting enough.
EDIT: HURRRR UPLIFTING
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What, no T. Rex? :-D
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MORPHINE
they fit the qualifiers for the slow, sensual love-making; as well as the faster, more raucous fucking.
plus, Mark, the singer's voice makes chicks get naked.
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I'll second DFA1979 and Marvin Gaye. Post rock seems like it would be nice, as long as the girl or guy you're playing it for isn't so self conscious (and really, is there a worse time to be self conscious?) that they'd feel silly listening to "NightendDay" or "Providence" while getting their bone on.
Sly and the Family Stone.
Also, Pig Destroyer. Grind Core Coitus.
I FEEL SO LOATHSOME
...is not exactly my idea of what i'd say to my lover.
The Jazz is always a good idea! Anything by Miles Davis, E.S.T. or Coltrane
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Right you are. Miles Davis! Or Grant Green. Some of Sun Ra's less progressive/free stuff, too.
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Charles Mingus.
Now that I've single-handedly covered jazz, let's talk about how John Mayer should never be played for any reason ever, and especially for anything intimate.
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John Mayer contains half the genetic code for creating the anti-christ.
i won't say who has the other half but let's just say i hope him and Jack Johnson never find a way to procreate with each other.
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marvin gaye
for real, no marvin gaye, no awsum sex
this is true.
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Now that I've single-handedly covered jazz, let's talk about how John Mayer should never be played for any reason ever, and especially for anything intimate.
I enjoy John Mayer and would not object to him in the background for some sweet lovin'.
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Nick Cave. Okay maybe not for actually gettin' it on music, but there's an incredible raw sexuality to his voice that's just great/scary.
Sex to Grinderman would be... interesting.
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You could make the case for some Birthday Party sexin'. Junkyard sex would be all silly and gothsploitation, too.
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In certain contexts, having sex to PJ Harvey is perfect.
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I'll second DFA1979 and Marvin Gaye. Post rock seems like it would be nice, as long as the girl or guy you're playing it for isn't so self conscious (and really, is there a worse time to be self conscious?) that they'd feel silly listening to "NightendDay" or "Providence" while getting their bone on.
Sly and the Family Stone.
Also, Pig Destroyer. Grind Core Coitus.
I FEEL SO LOATHSOME
...is not exactly my idea of what i'd say to my lover.
The Jazz is always a good idea! Anything by Miles Davis, E.S.T. or Coltrane
i would do it to e.s.t.! i bet kind of blue would be pretty amazing, too.
and yeah; i would probably do it to gybe!
also, i don't know if anyone knows the michael franks album "the art of tea," but it's totally sexy 70s soul/jazz. in fact, i think the next time that girl visits, i'mma have to put that record on...
(is the fact that it's on vinyl sexy at all? probably not the part about having to flip it over halfway through...)
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Next time, before we get started, I'm going to put on some Sodom, just to see their reaction.
It would be priceless.
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Sex to Grinderman would be... interesting.
Getting laid to No Pussy Blues would be fantastically ironic.
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Haha didn't even think of that!
Anything by Serge Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin. Just for the sheer kitsch
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morcheeba - who can you trust?
/end of thread*2
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Sex to Grinderman would be... interesting.
Getting laid to No Pussy Blues would be fantastically ironic.
Heh heh. On the subject of songs with "Pussy" in the title, I've made out to Pussy by the Brazilian Girls many a time. It's just happy fun music that makes people want to get all frisky and such.
But other more conventional fare would have to be:
Herbert - Scale
DePhazz - Death by Chocolate (recommended in the trip hop thread)
Pretty much anything by Nina Simone although some people might find that a little corny
Metric has already probably been mentioned, but I'll mention it again for emphasis
Also In the Bedroom After the War by Stars
Actually what the hell pretty much anyone who has at one time worked with Kevin Drew
Just so y'all know, the "let me put some music on and make you a drink" move is considered retrograde by many modern ladies (and has therefore become the move of choice among retro minded ladies who go to jazz clubs and wear hats). Modern romances tend be conducted with snoggings on landings, or so I'm told.
. . .
My new band will be called Snoggings on Landings.
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I enjoy John Mayer and would not object to him in the background for some sweet lovin'.
Dearest Liz, this is why you ain't getting any.
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I would like to nominate Patrick as captain of the U.S.S. Burn.
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Nick Cave. Okay maybe not for actually gettin' it on music, but there's an incredible raw sexuality to his voice that's just great/scary.
Sex to Grinderman would be... interesting.
I've done it to Nick Cave. The Abattoir/Lyre album is good for that sort of thing.
Sex to Grinderman would be pretty hilarious, although I feel that it's kind of against the spirit of the album, because while it drips sex, its key song is about getting no pussy...
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(http://musicabrasileira.org/images/brgroove.jpg)
They named it "Brazilian Groove" because "Putumayo Presents: Sexy Fucking Music" wasn't a friendly enough title for Yellowstone tourist shops. Seriously, this CD is worth nine orgasms... :mrgreen:
Sex to Opeth's "Closure" is fun as well. Kind of an Arabian magic carpet ride, but the Arabian is indeed a woman and the carpet is a lot furrier than you think.
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I have heard that "To Bid You Farewell" is a pretty good Opeth track for sexing myself.
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Dearest Liz, this is why you ain't getting any.
Dearest Patrick, you are not getting any either. Ha ha.
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:-D - I can think of at least one way to solve this problem.
:-D - What?
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Wow.
You really went there.
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:-D - That's what she said.
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Sometimes I hate my life.
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Vangelis - Titles from Chariots of Fire
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YES.
Also thank you for posting, that conversation was getting a little weird.
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I agr-- holy fuck is that Zatoichi
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I've done it to Nick Cave. The Abattoir/Lyre album is good for that sort of thing.
Sex to Grinderman would be pretty hilarious, although I feel that it's kind of against the spirit of the album, because while it drips sex, its key song is about getting no pussy...
Lyre does seem like it would be good mood music, but Abattoir seems like it would be way too gospel. Fantastic song, but if "There She Goes, My Beautiful World" came on in the middle of sex I think it would lead to game-ending laughter.
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BRMC - Take them on, on your own.
Air - Moon Safari is such a classic in these discussions, especially La Femme d'Argent.
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Pavement: yessss.
Air: noooooo
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I agr-- holy fuck is that Zatoichi
On the off-chance that I'm not missing a clever reference (I haven't seen any of the Zatoichi movies, or whatever they are), my avatar picture is actually from A Touch of Zen (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064451/), an old Hong Kong action movie.
That being said, if you're looking for some cool atmospheric sex, traditional Chinese music...takes some getting used to, but could work well.
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Pavement: yessss.
Air: noooooo
Good advice for beginning skateboarders.
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Sex and Candy, Come Away with Me by Norah Jones, Banana Pancakes
Good advice for date rape
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Sex and Candy, Come Away with Me by Norah Jones, Banana Pancakes
Good advice for date rape
Touche. Although I'm not sure if you're mocking my taste in music or just creating a play on the titles...
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Myself, I would never get it on to Air, it's just that people always seem to bring it up when you touch on this subject.
I basically think that all music is kind of awkward in the background, as soon as you start listening to it. It needs to be something that you can really just ignore.
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I haven't seen any of the Zatoichi movies
This isn't AS bad as the fact that Elizabeth hasn't seen any John Wayne ever, but it's pretty close.
Holy fuck I would love to get it on to the theme from "Hatari!"
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She hasn't? Liz, come to my video store in MHD and I will HOOK YOU UP.
PS I like any post-rock sans vocals and some with, like EITS. Plus anything with a baritone voice, ie Stephen Merrit and Jens Lekman et al.
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You got the sweet hook-ups? Sounds like a plan, perhaps I will make a jaunt on over there at some point.
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Of Montreal - The Past Is A Grotesque Animal, on loop...
That's sex music.
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Mingus : YES. BETTER GIT IT IN YO SOUL for the self-assured
Animal Collective: Here Comes The Indian for bestfuckever
Anal Cunt: Picnic Of Love for bestfriend sex to break the tension (i respect you as a woman and as a human being)
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From experience, I've gotten it on to Suicide, Gun Club, My Bloody Valentine, The Microphones, The Stooges, Velvet Underground and sadly, Joy Division (that last one brings horrible memories.. and by horrible I mean hilariously awkward.)
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Make Out:
The Tragically Hip - Day for Night
Gettin it on:
Squarepusher - Bhudakhan Mindphone
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Ah, a Squarepusher I haven't heard. Loved Music is the Rotted One Note so I'm going to have to check that out. In the spirit of Squarepusher, I'd like to recommend Crystal Castles -- Courtship Date, for a propos points, but only if you're energetic to keep up (and your partner is into that sort of thing...)
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NIN, always, always
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M83. especially "Lower Your Eyelids To Die With The Sun"
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Mingus : YES. BETTER GIT IT IN YO SOUL for the self-assured
I am making two discs entitled "Sexin' Music" with Attempt A and Attempt B. Attempt A will be nothing but Dragonforce's Valley of the Damned and will be played just for the lulz. Attempt B will include the song you mentioned among several other fine pieces, including but not limited to "Tank!" by the Seatbelts, "Flux=Rad" and "No Life Singed Her" by Pavement, various traditional Albanian songs (bonus for a cappella by old-sounding men) and much more.
NIN
WHAT
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The Rasmus?
I'm listening to them now, and I could definitely see making smooches to them.
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NIN, always, always
Closer eff tee double you.
Also, Flaming Lips and Toots & The Maytals.