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Title: Bad Ass Coffee
Post by: Commodore on 27 Mar 2008, 06:15
Hey, first post, if this isn't in the right spot I'm sorry, I just *had* to share something with other people who read this comic.

Down the street and around the corner from my house, a new sign for a new shop went up.

The shop is called Bad Ass Coffee, and I was reminded instantly and thought of nothing more than Coffee of Doom.  I vow, that after the place opens, I will never drink coffee anywhere else ever again.

Pics later, if I get up the gumption to do so.
Title: Re: Bad Ass Coffee
Post by: celticgeek on 27 Mar 2008, 08:23
They are around:

Bad Ass Coffee (http://www.badasscoffee.com/)

I would also drink my coffee there, when they open it.
Title: Re: Bad Ass Coffee
Post by: Goodness on 27 Mar 2008, 08:27
Ew.
I've been to a Bad Ass Coffee shop before ... not only are the decorations annoying, the coffee is terrible.
Title: Re: Bad Ass Coffee
Post by: Juniper Jade on 27 Mar 2008, 09:03
With a name like Bad Ass Coffee, why the hell would you decorate it tropical?
Title: Re: Bad Ass Coffee
Post by: Muskrat121 on 27 Mar 2008, 09:12
Seriously.  With a name like that you'd expect it to be totally metal.

Tropical != metal
Title: Re: Bad Ass Coffee
Post by: MrSteevo on 27 Mar 2008, 12:04
Well either they were going for a horrible Donkey pun, or they were really warning people of thier Horrible Coffee.
Title: Re: Bad Ass Coffee
Post by: ThePQ4 on 27 Mar 2008, 13:13
....yeah, I guess depending on how you read it, they're really just telling you how terrible their coffee is.
And even if you do read it as "bad ass"...they're just setting themselves up for failure.

Oh, and new person(s): You should make a Hi, I'm New thread if you haven't.
Title: Re: Bad Ass Coffee
Post by: benji on 27 Mar 2008, 13:30
Seriously.  With a name like that you'd expect it to be totally metal.

Tropical != metal

I think tropical metal is going to be be the next major musical genre. It will involve power chords played on the electric-ukulele while people in tight black leather dance a modified version of the hula.
Title: Re: Bad Ass Coffee
Post by: Blackcat Moebius on 27 Mar 2008, 14:15
With a name like Bad Ass Coffee, why the hell would you decorate it tropical?

If you click on the link, you'll find out their full name is the Bad Ass Coffee Company of Hawaii.
Title: Re: Bad Ass Coffee
Post by: QCnerdGrl on 27 Mar 2008, 19:37
If I ever get the chance to tastes it I'll put in my two cents. But being as my finace works for Starbucks, I've got all the coffee I'll ever need. ^_^
Title: Re: Bad Ass Coffee
Post by: Commodore on 27 Mar 2008, 20:07
That's really depressing that it's tropical themed, I was hoping for... well, you guys know.  Coffee of Doom.  Oh well, I'll still try it out.

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Title: Re: Bad Ass Coffee
Post by: Surgoshan on 27 Mar 2008, 20:17
Read this (http://xkcd.com/37/).

Now re-read the title of the thread.
Title: Re: Bad Ass Coffee
Post by: Commodore on 27 Mar 2008, 20:43
I actually *was* thinking of that when I reread the thread.  Maybe if it sucks so badly me and some friends will move the hyphen in the middle of the night.
Title: Re: Bad Ass Coffee
Post by: Doug S. Machina on 28 Mar 2008, 14:24
Do it. Take pictures. Inform a local newspaper.
Title: Re: Bad Ass Coffee
Post by: MrSteevo on 28 Mar 2008, 15:11
There's a Coffee place where I live called "Solstice Cafe" run by Vegatarians, they play Indie music and dont care if you liked the service or not. When I first went in they laughed at me and said "Nice effort but the name brand jeans arent Indie enough"
Title: Re: Bad Ass Coffee
Post by: Surgoshan on 28 Mar 2008, 19:49
That sort of pretentious ass-hattery is just annoying.  I prefer the cafe I went to in Phoenix where they played indie music, didn't give a damn about you, and were simply surprised when you wanted service.
Title: Re: Bad Ass Coffee
Post by: MrSteevo on 28 Mar 2008, 20:53
That sort of pretentious ass-hattery is just annoying.  I prefer the cafe I went to in Phoenix where they played indie music, didn't give a damn about you, and were simply surprised when you wanted service.

Well, they grow on ya, I still go there today most days. It's more of going through a rough patch till you hit the grassy fields
Title: Re: Bad Ass Coffee
Post by: benji on 28 Mar 2008, 21:06
There's a Coffee place where I live called "Solstice Cafe" run by Vegatarians, they play Indie music and dont care if you liked the service or not. When I first went in they laughed at me and said "Nice effort but the name brand jeans arent Indie enough"

To which the proper response is, "what the fuck do I care what's Indie? they're just pants. Now give me a coffee."
Title: Re: Bad Ass Coffee
Post by: Alphalpha on 31 Mar 2008, 14:44
There's a Coffee place where I live called "Solstice Cafe" run by Vegatarians, they play Indie music and dont care if you liked the service or not. When I first went in they laughed at me and said "Nice effort but the name brand jeans arent Indie enough"

Next time don't wear pants. Don't wear anything. Then say "Would you like me to put my name-brand jeans back on?" If they don't care that you're nekkid just read people's newspapers over their shoulder until you're the only customer left :D
Title: Re: Bad Ass Coffee
Post by: Surgoshan on 31 Mar 2008, 15:53
"You gonna eat that bagel?  Cause we could play ring toss."